Chapter 287: The Boys' Routine (1)
Fang Yan was very angry and unwilling. It's rare that he has become a member of the crossing army, not only did he not gain any powerful skills, but he also did not encounter the erotic encounters he dreamed of, and even the food and sleep were the lowest things. As soon as he thought of the magnificent experiences of the other time-travelers in the novel and anime, Fang Yan's heart became more and more dissatisfied.
Why does Lao Tzu have to be treated like this?
After thinking about it, Fang Yan finally put the blame on Sophia as the summoner: maybe if you summon yourself by another person, you can get a powerful ability and get into the mix, all because of her, not to mention that she is in such a bleak situation, not to mention that in terms of treatment, she is not even as good as the pet cat next to her!?
Even that Sophia planned to kill herself after confirming that she had no ability. If it weren't for that damn resurrection skill, I'm afraid I would have been abandoned in the wilderness by now, right?
As the princess and heir to the throne of the Roland Empire, Sophia summoned Fang Yan, an ordinary person who had no ability and seemed to be extremely unscrupulous, when she summoned the demon, she also took on huge public opinion pressure. In order to prevent this matter from becoming the laughing stock of the whole continent and disgrace the Roland Empire, Sophia resolutely decided to abandon Fang Yan, who was identified as a demon, and let him live by the way. Helplessly, Fang Yan saw that Sophia and the others were either rich or expensive, and made up her mind to hug her thighs, she could only agree to give this guy a chance.
As for the additional conditions for the wanted Fang Yan, it is naturally for Sophia's sake - after all, the only people in this world who dare to negotiate conditions with this princess are the rulers of the three empires and a blonde Lori who is not afraid of heaven and earth.
The results of the test disappointed Sophia, Fang Yan was really useless, so Sophia decided to kill Fang Yan without hesitation to avoid any rumors. This is normal, there are not a few intelligent beings who die every day in this world that speaks of strength, and although it is rare now, when the royal family and nobles really order the execution of their own slaves, no one else will say anything.
It was also because of this that Alicia volunteered to take over the job before the nearby classmates who could not kill at all could speak, but Grana took the lead.
After Grana took out Fang Yan, Sophia was pleasantly surprised to find that he had an extremely rare resurrection ability, although the conditions for resurrection were really painful and obscene...... Sophia immediately adopted Fang Yan and planned to bring it back to the Roland Empire for research during the summer vacation. However, given the identity of this guy's male, Sophia couldn't let the demon sleep in the dormitory like other students who summoned the smaller demon - of course, the only one who could sleep in the bed was Icarus, and Alicia also called it "a pillow", and I don't know who was the pillow - and letting him live in the boys' dormitory would be tantamount to admitting this guy's human identity, so Sophia took a solution.
Let Fang Yan be the neighbor of the cute tiger.
There is a special place in the academy for large demon envoys, but it is obviously not suitable for people. Sophia is doing her best to take care of Fang Yan, but she has never thought about her second grade, and she will not think of this, Fang Yan only sees inferior water and beds, and a life that is not even as good as a pet.
Therefore, Fang Yan, who felt resentful of Sophia and always wanted to find an opportunity to take revenge on her, immediately agreed to the invitation of the two in front of him.
Today is Valentine's Eve, a very ordinary day, but now it is about to develop into a day that everyone in the Garden of Hope knows because of the two people in front of them. ...,
"Oh, did you say yes?" Joey said excitedly, "I knew I didn't look away! β
Batru next to him smiled and stretched out his hand: "Welcome to join us, comrade. Is it true that the demon is said to be able to sense the exact location of the master?"
Fang Yan nodded and pouted, "That's right." Sophia's guy was on his way back to the girls' dormitory from the cafeteria at the moment, and I felt it very clearly. β
"Great, if we have this ability, we can feast our eyes!" Batru smiled evilly, "Sophia herself doesn't say, the girls around her are all superb! β
"When are you going to start acting?" Fang Yan moved his legs twice and asked, "Will the plan succeed?"
"Seven o'clock in the evening. The plan is foolproof, so you can rest assured about that. Joey said confidently, "We have secret weapons. β
Fang Yan decisively said that he didn't understand.
"It's okay, you just have to wait and watch the show. The two evildoers smiled wickedly and said, "Then let's go and prepare first, you remember to get to the lake on time." β
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At seven o'clock in the evening, Fang Yan appeared on time wrapped in an old cotton coat by the lake in the middle of the men's and women's dormitory buildings. At this time, a lot of boys had gathered, but everyone was very careful not to make any sound, and the surroundings seemed very quiet.
It's February when the water is dripping into ice, and even the most boring couple in the world wouldn't choose to meet for a tryst at a lake that can freeze to death at such a time, so all the people here are real men, and the iron-boned and righteous spirit full of the smell of strong sweat rises to the sky, reflecting the entire night sky.
The sharp-eyed Joey spotted Fang Yan first, and hurriedly greeted him and whispered, "Are you here?"
Fang Yan nodded: "Why don't everyone speak?"
"It's already very close to the girls' dormitory. "If we make a lot of noise here, we will immediately be discovered by Marlene, who is watching and listening, and it will be impossible to penetrate her defenses unless the creator god himself leads the team." β
In some cases, it is not impossible to have the creator god lead the team for you, such as if Alicia and Imrith were among the targets of this trip......
"Very good, looks like everyone is here. A man stood on a nearby tree trunk and clapped his hands, attracting everyone's attention, and then said energetically, it was Yuji Sakamoto, "Then let's get started." Mingjiu, you go down first to take the lead. β
"Wait a minute, why me again!?" said the goofy-looking boy under the tree.
Yuji made a serious expression of "I care about my friends" and said earnestly: "Do you want others to be the first to appreciate Rishi's posture? This is not something that can be tolerated as a man, right!? Go Mingjiu, it is your real mission to reflect their moving postures in your mind forever!"
"I see!" Akihisa said with a sudden realization on his face, "I see, Yuji." Just wait for my good news!"
Ming Jiu turned around and came to a place, and several boys who were guarding nearby immediately lifted their disguises, revealing the hole in the ground below. Ming Jiu nodded at them, and then jumped down with a portable magic lamp in a solemn salute from several people.
Then there was a heart-rending exclamation from Mingjiu's strong and powerful breath in the cave: "Nani ββ!? goo!"...,
The sound stopped abruptly.
Just as the boys on the ground were looking at each other in panic, a pair of legs that were constantly kicking came out of the hole, and it looked as if Akejiu was walking upside down to the ground.
Before everyone could figure out what was going on, Akiku's legs slammed into the airβhe was held in the mouth by a huge monster, and that monster was now half of its body out of the ground, and in the convulsive eyes of everyone, Mingjiu twisted Yangge.
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous. Joey hurriedly stepped forward to appease the people who were like a great enemy, or more importantly, embarrassed people, "It is our greatest benefactor and secret weapon in this operation, my envoy Mo Da Qiu Yin." Oh, dear Da Qiu Yin, you can't treat Ming Jiu like this, hurry up and let him go. And your hobby of hiding in a hole and catching people should be changed. β
With a "poof", Mingjiu, whose upper body was soaked, was spit to the ground like a monster spitting. The poor guy couldn't help but tremble and his body was full of fishy smell, the cartoonish mosquito coil eyes kept turning, and his mouth was even foaming a lot, and he was only one step away from hanging up.
Fang Yan grabbed Joey in a cold sweat: "Wait a minute, that thing is your demon?"
Joey proudly opened his arms and said, "How's it, isn't it great?"
"Great, your sister!" Fang Yan's soul of complaining that he had cultivated in the other world finally couldn't help but erupt, "This giant earthworm that has been injected with some kind of bacteria in the body, which has become hundreds of times larger, and has a mouthful of good teeth that can even be crushed by steel, looks extremely terrifying, but is funny and twisting Yangge, it is clearly the extras who ran to the wrong set in the Resident Evil studio next door, right!? And the homophonic name you chose for it, do you really want to play a cold joke instead of the author losing the lower limit of the show?"
According to you, the protagonists of the series are those very shy hunters who never want to show their faces in front of others, can't they!?
"Over there, it's too loud. Yuji pointed at Fang Yan and said, then turned his head and ordered, "First aid team, take Ming Jiu down for rescue." The others lined up and entered the underground tunnel in turn. Keep absolutely quiet on the way, if you are discovered, you will only be dead. You don't want to be buried deep in the ground by the terrifying and ruthless Teacher Marlene on the way to Taoyuan, do you? Then bite your mouth a little tighter! Now, the whole army is leaving!"
Yuji was the first to enter the cave with a magic lamp, and Fang Yan was arranged behind him as a special person along with Joey and Batru. Fang Yan only knew that this group of boys was going to peep at the girls taking a bath, but he didn't know exactly where they were going.
However, Fang Yan didn't know, it didn't mean that others didn't know.
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When Elijah returned to the dormitory after seeing Michelle off, she was surprised to find that Batru and the others were all gone.
They used to gather in their dorm room to admire, and in Batrou's words, it was the most enjoyable part of his day β but why are they all nowhere to be seen now?
Ilya instinctively felt a little uncomfortable, but he didn't know what Batru was going to do, so he instinctively thought about who he could negotiate:
First of all, in the eyes of Elijah, the smart and clever Alicia, but unfortunately she is already in the dormitory at this time, and it is impossible for Teacher Marlene to let him in; secondly, Sophia, who is very wise, but at this time, it is no less difficult to see Her Royal Highness the princess than to let the night give up the lollipop Li Huayin gave up pushing the girl, so as to talk; then there is the careful Yuege, although she has not yet returned to the dormitory, but when she finishes talking intermittently, she will understand what she means, I am afraid that the daylily will be cold; and finally, Sun Xiang, who is good at thinking, is the most suitable candidate at the moment with oriental ancestryγ ...,
I'm sorry, but may I ask why three of the four people you think of first are girls in the boudoir?
Without hesitation, Elijah immediately came to the door of Sun Xiang's bedroom and began to knock on the door, but no one answered for a long time - could it be that even Sun Xiang went to participate in Batlu's operation?
Ilya, of course, didn't believe in such a thing, and he first tried to open the door, which was naturally locked as expected. Then, with a fighting spirit on his right hand, he smashed the door lock with a hard punch and went straight in.
The room was dark, as if the curtains had been drawn, and nothing could be seen. But in the dark corners, there was a dull humming sound, which was exceptionally clear in the quiet room.
Ilya immediately turned on the light and looked in the direction where the voice came from - he found a legendary ** bag that must be used to steal property for home travel must be abducted and trafficked, and it was still pierced, and there was something living in it that was struggling desperately. But judging by the amplitude of the movement, the living creature must have been tied.
Ilya untied the sack, and inside it was Sun Xiang, who was stuffed with a cloth ball in his mouth: "Are you okay?"
"Quick, go to the lake to stop Batru and them!" Sun Xiang waited for Ilya to take off the cloth and couldn't even breathe and hurriedly said, "Those guys are going to spy on the girls, especially Sophia, and they are taking a bath!"
"Teacher Marlene will deal with them. Ilya had a nonchalant expression on her face, "We just need to take care of getting them out of the lake and thawing them." Unless they find some new way. β
"They've just found a new way!" Sun Xiang was so anxious that he jumped up, "Joey's trick is a giant earthworm, you know? A few days ago, when he was bored and bored, he stumbled upon a small sealed secret room next to the public bathroom in the girls' dormitory, and there was a well-camouflaged peephole on it, as if it was deliberately designed this way when the dormitory was built. Batru and they plan to use the earthworm to dig a tunnel underground to sneak into that secret room for voyeurism, how do you let Marlene sensei find out!?"
Master Rez, your bottle of discipline is broken too......