3. My brother is especially good at ventriloquism

I wandered around the novice village and took on more than a dozen novice tasks, and then I left the village in a panic, ready to kill a few mobs first to accumulate upgrade experience. Just when I was about to find a novice leveling area that was off the beaten track, suddenly there was a sound of "Di Di Di" in the portable system, which meant that someone was @ me.

I opened the Akagi face that comes with the game.,This thing has QQ,WeChat,Weibo,Blog,Momo,Forum,Email,Personal column,Voice and video dialogue and so on,The functions are extremely complete。 There's even an extremely shameless long-range tactile naked chat system that requires a fee to open. The company that developed Akagi Online is extremely shameless, and I don't know if this kind of system is the idea of the one who has a brain full of sperm.

I just opened my Akagi face, and a bunch of @ popped up from the system screen, so much so that I couldn't get dazzled. I sneaked a glance at the total number of messages, in such a short period of time, there were actually more than 20,000 players @ me, what is the situation?

"Could it be that everyone is watching the joke that I was gangbanged by the princess group? Why are there so many people who are bored and love to watch the excitement? These people are so boring, with this kung fu, is it not good to do something serious?"

I flipped through it, and found that only more than 20% of @ was about me being gang-raped by the princess group, and the remarks made by everyone when they were watching, and the remaining eighty percent was actually related to another thing. Speaking of which,It's also an extremely sensational thing in Akagi Online.,The vice president of the third major guild Red Society, the new one who joined the game, Asuga Lanxiang, fell out with the president Du Lanjian.,The two were originally famous couples in the game.,Fought side by side in several games.,But this time the breakup was extremely tragic.,The Red Society was also split.。

After three duels with the former president of the Red Society, Asuki Lanxiang announced on Akagi Face that as long as any man dares to propose to her, he will immediately marry in the game, and the only requirement is that this man needs to be "strong" enough, which is the naked face of his ex-boyfriend Du Lanjian.

Originally, the story came here, and it still had nothing to do with me, but there was a "mountain goods", and when he turned on the speech of the invention of the orchid, he added fuel and vinegar and said: "Tomorrow's sister wants a strong man, it must be my family @ rape first and then kill my brother." My brother is dignified, upright, one foot nine (meters) long, one minute nine (decimeters) long, full of power (can lift an SUV), has a long endurance (can run a marathon back and forth), and also cultivates various room techniques, can write interesting essays, and can sing a full set of eighteen touches...... Pan Donkey and Deng Xiaoxian are all complete. Not to mention, my brother is especially good at ventriloquism, if you are tired, he can also call a bed for you!"

At first, this repost was just a few people joining in the fun, nonsensical exaggeration and praise of a certain ability of mine, these goods made speeches, as if they were familiar with me and wore the same pair of pants, talking nonsense with noses and eyes, and somehow suddenly broke out in a large-scale forwarding and comment without knowing the truth.

Especially the last sentence "My brother is especially good at ventriloquism, if you are tired, he can call a bed for you!" Of the 18,900 @,Ten out of ten are interested in this one.,All kinds of speeches make me angry.,I can't wait to find these goods to get a real PK.。

"Will call the bed mighty!"

"Nima's! This is called rape first and then kill, is there anything else that can't be done?"

"Rape first and then kill? is the one who was gang-raped by the princess? I watched when he was rounded, and he really called the bed kung fu well, and the straight rot house was full of all kinds of names. ”

"Together, together, let him call the bed for you!"

"The dog is raped first and then killed, and he comes out ......"

"Ask for bed video, audio is also available!"

"Wow! It's okay, let my boyfriend call me next time!"

"I now know how the dicks play goddess. ”

"Akagi Face who asks for rape first and then kill, I'm a girl who can't call a bed......"

In addition to these messy @,The system also sent me more than a dozen chase and kill orders,The first of which is Duran Sword's lore order,In addition to the seven largest fonts in the system,Except for the red "kill kill", there is nothing left, and his mood of wanting to kill me and then fast is vividly expressed.

As for the rest of the initiators of the hunt order, they are either the high-end players of the Red Society, or the rest of the admirers of Tomorrow Lanxiang, from the text of the hunt order they sent, I can almost smell all kinds of anger and corruption, as well as naked hatred for me. One of the most murderous ones, actually claimed to find a few strong men to pop me in reality, Nima's taste is too heavy, no wonder Asuga Lanxiang didn't like him.

"Nima's! This is the disaster of the pond fish! I just provoked the princess group, and I formed a mortal enmity with the Red Society, the problem is that I haven't even touched a single hair of tomorrow's orchid, when did I call her bed......? Don't tell me who forwarded this bastard's Akagi face, or I'll let him know what a sturdy man is!"

Although I was extremely angry, I also knew that I had no choice but to do this kind of "cyber violence", so I first hid my ID, and then pulled a face towel to cover my face, and then I breathed a sigh of relief.

I'm a hard-pressed newcomer.,I've only been killed more than 10,000 times.,I don't want to be killed more than 10,000 times.,Although tomorrow Lanxiang is a famous beauty in the game circle.,But I also have to have that life to succeed.。 As far as I'm a super bad person in love, it's not good to worry about people, not to mention that I didn't come to pick up girls when I entered Akagi, I'm different from Wang Xiaolei's strengthened stallion, I really plan to play games.

"Nima's, are there any rookie players who are more difficult than me? I've been in Akagi for almost a day, and I haven't seen half a mob yet, and I haven't done a single novice task. Entangled in all kinds of bad things, can you still let people play the game with peace of mind for a while?"

I walked for more than half an hour scolding, and then I found an unmanned practice area near the novice village. There are more than a dozen wild boars and gray foxes roaming nearby, all of them of level 1 or 2. Since the rapid development of game development technology, there are no more games where dozens or hundreds of players nest in a small area to grab monsters, and the game world has almost become extremely large, and there are more and more games with a single server that can accommodate millions of players.

I looked left and right for a while, making sure that there were no idle people waiting here, so I pulled out a wooden sword that I carried with me, this thing is a gift from the system, the attack power is low, and the only benefit is that "it can be obtained for free".

ps: The new book "Dragon God Decision" asks for collection, red tickets, and monthly tickets......