Lamentation of the Six Realms

Section 580 The Little Prince

The old professor pushed his glasses and said: "Well, by the way, I 'got' a batch of test questions yesterday, and everyone has been studying for a month, this set of test questions is just for you, we won't be in class today, let's do a small quiz, I hope you can take this test seriously." I'm sorry, I forgot to bring the test questions, squad leader, you go to my office to get it, I should put it on the table. ”

Of course I'm not afraid, last night I swept all the relevant materials into the Origin Seed, even if I take out the graduate level questions now, I can make a hundred points, but Brother Nuo They are miserable, there is no such good thing as the Origin Seed, it is estimated that they will be out of trouble on the first day of school. Thinking of this, I glanced back at Chen Nuo who was sitting behind, and Brother Nuo was also looking at me at this time, making a 'look' at me, and motioning for me to act at the opportunity. I said in my heart, brother, there are several rows between the two of us, how can you let me act at the opportunity?

After a while, the class leader came back with the test paper and asked the old professor, "Professor, look, is this it?"

The old professor glanced twice and said, "That's right, that's it, you can send the test papers." ”

When the test paper was distributed to the kind-hearted eldest brother, the goods said: "You don't need to send it to me, I am a parent, and I am here to accompany me." ”

But the old professor said at this time: "You're welcome, don't go to this parent, you can also experience the atmosphere of the students, and answer a test paper." ”

The kind-hearted brother was once again speechless by the old professor.

After handing out the test papers, the old professor looked at his watch and said, "There are still eighty minutes, time should be enough, let's start answering the questions, oh, and the results of this test will be counted in the final assessment." ”

The quiz begins.

After a while, I only heard Chen Nuo's voice coming from behind: "Professor, the first choice question is not clear!"

While I was amazed by Brother No's wisdom, I also raised my hand and said, "Professor, the first question C is not clear!"

Seeing that we cooperated so tacitly, the kind-hearted brother made a slot on the spot, but he didn't have time to think about it at this time, so he hurriedly lowered his head and filled in C on the first multiple-choice question.

"Professor, I don't know what the second inscription is printed on. Nogo raised his hand again.

I hurriedly raised my hand and said, "Yes, Professor, the B on the second question is not clear." ”

The kind brother wrote answer B in the second question, and then said: "Yes, professor, how can we answer the questionnaire?" Obviously, this product is cheap, and I want to sell it by the way.

The old professor is not a fool, of course he guessed what a few of us were doing, but it doesn't matter if he plagiarizes openly, you actually got cheap and sold well? This makes the old professor feel very unhappy, you think I am dizzy and 'flowery'? Okay, oh, don't think about plagiarism. So the old professor pushed his glasses and said, "If you think the printing of the scroll is not clear, you can come here to change it, and from now on, no one is allowed to speak." ”

It's over! The old professor is too ruthless! Brother Nuo said in his heart What can I do now? You know, Brother Nuo's nickname back then was 'The Little Prince of Copying Questions', and he could copy questions in any dangerous situation. Thinking of this, Brother Nuo raised his hand and said, "Professor, I want to go to the toilet!"

"Go ahead. The old professor said with a wave of his hand.

I knew what Brother Nuo wanted to do, so I quickly answered all the multiple-choice questions, and when Brother Nuo passed by me, he casually glanced at it, and just this glance, I remembered all the answers to the multiple-choice questions.

After about two minutes, Brother Nuo came back, he quickly finished all the multiple-choice questions, and then he 'figured' the cheating question, which is easier to cheat, but what about the fill-in-the-blank question? After pondering for a while, Brother Nuo decided to continue using the "pee" escape technique, so he raised his hand again and said, "Professor, I still want to go to the toilet." ”

"Child, do you have a 'hair' problem with your prostate?" the old professor asked nonchalantly.

"Professor, I seem to have eaten the wrong thing this morning, so I had a stomach problem, you know. ”

"I really don't understand this. The old professor said: "Then let you go again, but okay, this is the last time, and you are not allowed to have a next time, do you know?"

Chen Nuozheng nodded 'coloredly', and when he passed by me, he glanced at my roll again...

Brother Nuo tried his best to cheat, and finally copied the multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions, but these two kinds of questions only accounted for 60 points, and the next question and answer questions were answers, which really couldn't be copied, Brother Nuo glanced at the question and answer questions: Why do you want to amend Article 3391 of the "Marriage Law": Extramarital love is protected by law. Brother Nuo said in his heart, I don't know where to go, so he coughed hard.

Hearing this coughing sound, the kind-hearted brother also coughed, obviously, this product also wanted to copy my paper, and at this time, the big corpse brother also coughed lightly twice, indicating that he also wanted to copy the question.

This time, my strength reached the middle of the heavenly level, and when I entered the sealing dragon seal again, my 'essence' divine power was retained a lot, so I radiated the 'essence' divine power, came to Brother Nuo's side, and used the 'essence' divine power to hold his pen, and wrote the answer on the scroll, its speed was like a typewriter, and then helped the senior brother and others to answer the paper, of course, the answer was not exactly the same, but a slight difference, when I used ' When the spirit helped Lin Meng'er answer the questionnaire, he also stroked her face by the way, in short, we were very happy to cheat in this test.

However, given that the kind-hearted brother is sitting in the front row, like me, if I use my 'essence' divine power to help him answer the questionnaire, it would be strange if the old professor didn't find out. I have another way to help him, that is, to use the 'essence' divine power to transmit to him, but I deliberately tease this thing, so I haven't acted, and the kind brother has been 'coughing' for half a class, and has been giving me a password, and the throat is coughing hoarsely, and the old professor finally spoke: "This parent, are you uncomfortable in your throat? Why don't you go to the infirmary? As for this paper, don't answer, after all, you are here to accompany you." ”

The kind brother said in a hoarse voice: "Teach, professor, I'm really 19, that's it... Ahem, cough, it's just that I'm too anxious. As he spoke, the kind brother rolled his eyes, fell on the table, and actually fainted!

I made a slot on the spot! This product is the real master! Pretended to be dizzy directly, and didn't even have to take the test, and Brother Nuo also 'revealed' his admiring gaze at this time, and suddenly found that compared with the kind-hearted big brother, it was simply a floating cloud, and if you copy the question, you have to rack your brains to find a way, and the kind-hearted brother directly smeared his eyes black, poured it on the table, and it was all done, and this was not possible to take the exam because of illness, and the old professor would also open the net and would not include this test in the assessment.

"Big brother, what's wrong with you, big brother?" I hurriedly picked up the kind big brother and said to the old professor, "Professor, I'll carry him to the infirmary!"

I reported on the first day, how do I know where the infirmary is? So I directly carried the kind brother to the bathroom, and then threw him to the ground, and said admiringly: "Big brother, I have been completely convinced, you really deserve to be an old monster-level character, this thinking is too fast!"

The kind-hearted eldest brother didn't pretend to be dizzy at this time, and looked at me contemptuously and said: "Then you don't need to say, big brother, I'm handsome and chic, talented, this little problem can't bother me at all, and you, a stinky boy, want to make me embarrassed, right? Lao Tzu coughed for half a class, and you actually ignored me!"

"Big brother, you don't know, that old professor is very smart and cunning, if I make small moves, he will definitely find out, big brother, after all, you are a high realm master-level powerhouse, do you want to be punished by a mortal? If this matter spreads, you must not let others laugh and lose their big teeth? So for the sake of your reputation, big brother, I didn't do that! But I've been thinking of a way, big brother, you have to believe me!" I said seriously.

The kind brother dug his nostrils and said, "No matter, anyway, Lao Tzu ran out." By the way, brother, I need a luxury car, this little thing should be a small problem for Mengmo Group, right?"

"Big brother, can we keep a low profile?" What kind of luxury car are you getting, how can you pay attention to these things as a realm master-level powerhouse?" I asked a little speechlessly.

"You nonsense, in your sixth realm, there are no luxury cars, how can you pick up girls?"

"Big brother, you have so much experience in picking up girls, I think, with your strength, even if you beg on the street, you can definitely get the president's 'daughter'! But now you actually have to rely on luxury cars to pick up girls, big brother, your image is greatly discounted in my heart! Besides, you already have so many girls, are you still soaking? " I pouted and said.

The kind-hearted brother sighed and said: "This is what you don't know, right? I have been hunted down and killed in other big interfaces for five hundred years, five hundred years! I haven't touched a 'female' person for five hundred years, *** I am about to suffocate Lao Tzu, can you imagine the feeling of countless little tadpoles swimming in the body, but there is nowhere to vent?"

"Won't you, big brother, you haven't touched a 'woman' for five hundred years, and I haven't touched a 'woman' for more than nine hundred years, don't you still live a 'good' life?"

"Oh, which hand do you usually use?" asked the kind brother with a lewd smile.

"Which hand do you use?" I was stunned for a moment when asked, but I quickly reacted, and said angrily: "Big brother, you are too obscene, aren't you?

"Hey, do you want to learn this skill like my eldest brother? Actually, there is a lot of knowledge in it, and listen to my eldest brother and I will tell you slowly. "The kind brother said obscenely while 'touching' his chin...

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