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My eyes rolled, and my heart said can I pretend to be a prisoner first, be captured by them, and then take the opportunity to steal two invisible cloths, with invisible cloths, it will be much easier for Du Xiaoxiao and I to escape, thinking of this, I 'hey~~~~~' and fell from the air.

"Listen, what's the sound?" the fat man pulled the thin man who was clutching his crotch.

The thin man looked like a dead father and mother, looked around and said, "What's the sound... It hurts me to death, don't look at the adult's age, but his foot strength is still brave, fatty, you let me kick it twice, right?"

"Fuck off, you deserve to die!" The adults said, 'Help me,' and you fool ran over by yourself, and you said you weren't looking for a kick? Now you want to kick me, there is no 'door'!" The fat man turned his face to the side, signaling that you should not even think about it.

"Oh, damn fatty, you're so unrighteous... ”

These two goods are still talking in the barbarian language, and they don't see me at all, are they both blind? There was no way, I could only shout at the top of my throat: "Help! There are 'hairy' and 'hairy' worms!" Anyway, these two goods couldn't understand the language of the human race, so I shouted casually.

The emperor lived up to his wishes, these two goods finally heard! Running towards me, I closed my eyes and pretended to be unconscious, but the 'spirit' divine power was watching these two guys closely, if they attacked me, then of course I couldn't continue to pretend to be dead, otherwise I would really die...

Two barbarians ran up to me and watched me, while speaking the language of the barbarians, which I could not understand a single word.

"Hey, it's him!" exclaimed the fat man.

"Get out of the way, fatty, let me kick him twice!" said the thin man, pushing the fat man away.

The fat man said, "No! The adults taught us to love peace! How can you beat people for no reason?"

"No, fatty, have you forgotten when he kicked me? now let me kick him a few times, even if it comes back... ”

And I don't know at this time.,These two things turned out to be trying to kick my balls.,If I understand.,I don't know if I can continue to play dead so deeply.。。。

"That's not going to work!" The fat man continued to stop, "If he hadn't kicked you, how could we have learned such a powerful martial art?

"Okay. The thin man continued to hold his crotch and said, "Then let him go, but how could he faint here?"

"You ask me who I will ask, take him back first!" said that, the fat man grabbed me by one of the arms and dragged me away...

I was secretly happy in my heart, but this bastard dragged me like a dead pig, and when I found an opportunity, I had to give him a 'seven-day solo trip to the netherworld'.

After dragging me for half an hour, they finally realized that this walking speed was too slow, and the fat man carried me on his shoulders and ran in stride, the speed was not bad, but this one bump, a few dozen strokes was no problem, but after a few millions, I almost didn't turn all my internal organs out, I was forced to endure the feeling of vomiting and the discomfort of internal organs, and the two goods finally stopped.

I let out the 'spirit' divine power slightly, and looked around, this is a tribe, with one simple wooden house after another, and there are some hideous barbarians walking around in it. We had already entered the forest, and the two cargo had been running for six hours! Although they were not very fast, it would take me half an hour to fly at full speed with the power of time.

The two guys took me to a wooden house and shouted in the barbarian language...

"Your Excellency, Your Excellency, we have an urgent matter for you!" cried the fat man.

The door opened, and an old man came out: "Damn, why are you two back again? Could it be that it's itching down there again, and you want me to kick you a few times?"

When the 'spirit' divine power detected this old man, I was surprised in my heart! This old man was not as tall as an ordinary barbarian, nor was he as hideous as a normal barbarian, his facial features and body looked more like a human, what was going on?

The fat man hurriedly said respectfully, "My lord, we have caught that human!"

"Which human?" asked the old man.

"It's the human with great martial arts!" said the fat man.

"Oh, you mean, this trick was the first one he used?!" said that, the old man raised his 'leg' and kicked it in the fat man's crotch!

This kick is fast and accurate! I feel a cold crotch in my 'pants' when I use my 'essence' divine power, and the book says that the barbarians are very cruel, but how can Nima be called very ferocious? This is quite ferocious... And what I don't know, the culprit of all this is actually me.

The fat man hunched his waist slightly, endured the pain, and said with a cold sweat on his face: "Yes, my lord, he used it first!"

"Get him in!" said the old man.

The fat man carried me into the house, and the old man enthusiastically commanded: "Put it on the bed, put it on the bed!"

After the fat man put me on the bed, the old man said, "All right, it's none of you two, let's go out and do whatever you want!"

The two of them saluted respectfully, then withdrew, and closed the 'door' by the way.

I suddenly thought of one thing, the barbarians are very fond of popping chrysanthemums! And this old man is looking at me with eagerness! It's like a 'pervert' who sees a beautiful 'girl' on the 'bed' who has stripped off like a little lamb, damn it! If he really wants to do that, then don't blame me for sending him on a seven-day solo trip to the Netherworld!

I slowly clenched my fists, and said in my heart that I would give Ya a fist while he was unprepared!

And Brubshuski's heart was very 'excited' at this time, and his heart said that he had finally seen human beings again! This was the first time I had seen a real Terran male 'sex', and my mother had said that the Terran men's 'sex' were very attractive, and although they were not as tall as the barbarian men, their bodies were full of the power to explode 'sex'! Today I must take a good look at this human 'sex'! Thinking about it, Brubshuski stretched out his hand to the buttons of the man in front of him...

I couldn't stand it anymore! I jumped up and punched the old guy in the nose: "I'll fight... ”

The old man was hit by this sudden punch and retreated, and I caught up with him and punched again! And then I used the 'yin' shadowless foot! If you want to explode Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum, you have to pay the price! I kicked the crotch of the old man hard one after another. . .

"Don't, don't hit me! Stop! I have no ill will!" the old man shouted in a jerky Terran language.

It seems that it is no coincidence that he looks like a human, and he must have something to do with humans. I stopped and asked, "Who are you?

The old man clutched his crotch and curled up on the ground like a boiled prawn, and he sighed a few times before he said, "My mother is from the Terrans." ”

I helped the old man up, and said with concern: "Oh, in this way, you are also half human, I am sorry for what I did just now, I am so rude, I decided to show my sincerity with a gift!"

"Oh my God! it's so 'great'!" the old man pounced, looked at the stone sculpture carefully, and said, "Respected strong man, you are so sincere, and as my mother said, the human race is very polite!"

"Well, tell me about your mother?" I said in a similar voice.

The old man said: "Respected strong man, you said the same as my mother, the human race is very kind, my mother is a noble slave, was sent here, and then married my father, my mother said, slaves are very noble in human society, just like the great general of the barbarians. ”

The old man continued: "My mother taught me since I was a child that I must love peace, so when I grew up, I inherited my father's position and became the leader of this tribe, I taught every child in the tribe to love peace, oh yes, other tribes are discussing plans to attack the Terrans, don't worry, I will try my best to stop them!"

The old man's eyes were full of memories, and my eyes narrowed slightly, what kind of 'woman' was his mother? She was sold to the Third Continent, and instead of seeking death, she taught such a descendant. The look in the old man's eyes didn't seem to be fake at all, and he really didn't have any murderous intent towards me.

I nodded and said, "Your mother is right, the human race is kind, by the way, can we make a 'trade'? I need some invisible cloth, of course, I will exchange it with you with good things!"

The old man shook his head and said, "Our tribe doesn't have that kind of thing. ”

"Really?" I asked, frowning.

"Of course, I, Brubshusky, swear to God, that only the three major tribes have that kind of thing, and they have been planning to attack the Terrans, and they want to use it as a secret weapon, which we don't have in small tribes. The old man said.

"Your name is Brubshusky?"

"Yes, honorable strong. Is there any problem?" asked the old man.

"No problem, it's a good name!" I complimented, and then said, "Brubshuski, can you tell me a way back to the Terrans?" ”

"Dear strong man, I do know the way to return to the Terrans, and in exchange, I want you to teach me powerful martial arts!" Brubshuski said solemnly.

"Martial arts? No problem! Which one do you want to learn?" I asked.

Ladies and gentlemen, today's two watches, and this is the end of today~~~