Section 530 Got into big trouble
I asked curiously, "Look at your confident look, what kind of magic weapon is it?"
"Don't ask yet, I'll tell you later, I'll go back and get the magic weapon first, you watch it here, don't let it disturb people and tear off this rune paper, you know?" Li Sicong said solemnly.
"Okay, go quickly, and I'll give it here. Hearing me say this, Li Sicong hurriedly ran back, taking his so-called magic weapon, and soon, I heard the sound of footsteps running out, but then, I heard an oops, and a sound of glass breaking in the corridor, this sound is Li Sicong's, is there any ghost outside?
I hurriedly opened the toilet door and walked into the corridor to look, only to see Li Sicong lying on the ground, and there was a broken glass bottle in front of him, and there was a lot of yellow 'colored' liquid around the bottle.
Li Sicong looked at the broken bottle with a sad face, and I asked, "Li Sicong, is this the magic weapon?" After Li Sicong saw me, he hurriedly came to my side, pulled me closer to the toilet and asked, "When were you born? Are you still a virgin?"
"Why do you ask this?"
"The boy's 'urine', the boy's 'urine' of the man born in the yang time, has a very good effect on exorcism, and the ghosts are afraid of this!"
"No, I'm not a virgin, and neither are you?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense, if I do, I'll still ask you?, why aren't you a virgin at such a young age?" Li Sicong said with an anxious look.
"And what about me, aren't you, what's in that broken glass bottle?" I asked.
"That's the boy 'pee' I found in the hospital a while ago, it's just a bottle, TM was in a hurry just now, his feet slipped, and he fell, the boy's 'urine' was all spilled, and it can't be used, what can I do now, if we let this ghost thing escape, we will be in trouble!" Li Sicong said anxiously pacing back and forth.
"Why is it troublesome? Aren't you a Taoist heir? Is there only one way to destroy ghosts?"
"Alas, you don't know, there are too many ghosts on this campus, I observed the topography of the campus yesterday, from the perspective of feng shui, the land where this campus is built is a place where the 'yin' qi gathers within a radius of thousands of miles, it stands to reason that this kind of place cannot be inhabited, but a school has been built here, fortunately, there are more people in the school, and most of them are boys and girls, and they can barely suppress these. Yin 'Qi, if this ghost thing escapes, she will definitely find other ghost things to come to seek revenge, I can barely deal with one ghost thing, but if there are too many of them, even if it is me, I will only have the share of escaping! I am here to go to school, of course I can't bring things such as a peach wood sword, otherwise I won't be expelled for myself?" Li Sicong said.
"Is there no other way?" Li Sicong sighed, looked at his watch and said, "There are only two ways." First, find the boy born in the sun of the sun within twenty-five minutes, and let him pour this charm with 'urine', which can destroy the 'female' ghost. Second, if I open the altar now, I can borrow the power of God to destroy the 'female' ghosts. It's a pity that I can't do either of these conditions now, now we can only run, let's go, there are still twenty-six minutes, and the 'female' ghost will break the spell and escape. Li Sicong and I walked out of the toilet and asked in a low voice, "What will happen if the 'female' ghost comes out?" Li Sicong said in a low voice: "Every night, that is, from 11 o'clock in the middle of the night to 1 o'clock in the morning, it is the time when the 'yin' qi is the heaviest, and the 'female' ghost will look for us from room to room for these two hours, and if we are found, we will be finished." ”
"Eh, what do you mean by us? It's obviously you who sticks the 'female' ghost with rune paper, and it's about my 'hair'?" I asked, feeling like I had been pulled onto a thief ship.
"Didn't you help me look at the rune paper just now? Including the conversation we just had, the 'female' ghost actually heard it all, as an accomplice, do you think she won't look for you?" I almost couldn't help but strangle Li Sicong, I clenched my fists and scolded: "How can you pull me onto the thief ship? What should I do now? Aren't you a Taoist heir? Hurry up and think of a way, otherwise I will shake out your identity!"
"Don't worry. Li Sicong said fixedly: "There is a way, I still have two charms there, the effect is to 'obsessive' ghosts, when I sleep at night, put this charm next to the pillow, and then put a photo on the charm, when the 'female' ghost comes to us, we will find that our appearance has become the person in the photo, so she can't recognize us." ”
"Is your broken spell good?" I asked without confidence.
"Of course it's easy to use, don't worry, let's hold on for a few days, maybe the 'female' ghost can't find us, and then I won't look for it again, and then I'll think of other ways, and when this weekend is over, I'll go home and bring some powerful props, and then I'll be able to get the 'female' ghost!" Saying that, Li Sicong pushed me into the house and said: "Okay, let's sleep, the 'female' ghost won't come tonight, because she is also very injured... "But I'm lying on the 'bed', I still haven't slept all night, why did I get such an unlucky thing, now if the ghosts find me, I don't have the ability to destroy them, I would have known that I wouldn't go out to study blindly, now it's good, Li Sicong is a half-hung Taoist priest at all, believe his words, I guess I don't even know how to die."
I know that Li Sicong actually didn't sleep all night, because if he slew, he would snore, but overnight, I only heard the snoring of He Lei and Chen Kang, and I didn't stop Li Sicong's snoring at all.
During the day, I still lie on the table and close my eyes and pretend to sleep, and Li Sicong is really asleep, but every time he is about to snore, I will touch him with my arm, and when it comes to the class teacher's Chinese class, the head teacher sees that both of us at the table are sleeping on their stomachs, so they announced: "On Thursday night in the school's concert hall, there is a new and old student 'exchange' meeting, each class has to produce a program, I prepared a drama, it is Journey to the West, and it needs four corners' 'Color', just let the four people in Lin Mo's bedroom play. "Wow, Wow!
I sat up all of a sudden, looked at the teacher and said, "No, teacher, we can't play well." ”
"How can it be? You sleep so well, it must be good to act in a drama, this is a rare opportunity to exercise, you come to my office to get the script after class for a while, after you go back, the four of you rehearse well, and strive to win a prize at the 'exchange' meeting, this first prize is a scholarship, 8,000 yuan." "I saw that the head teacher was Wang Ba eating scales, and he wanted to pit me, so I could only sit down weakly, and lay on the table again, acting in a drama, and the background was Journey to the West, even Brother Mo, an old monster over a thousand years old, couldn't help but want to scold my mother, and now that 'female' ghost is looking for me, how can I still have the leisure to rehearse the drama of Journey to the West?
During the afternoon class, Li Sicong and I wrote a small note, and I wrote: "That 'female' ghost is coming to us tonight, right? What kind of rune paper and photos did you say last night, is it okay?" After Li Sicong finished reading it, he also wrote a small note and handed it to me, which said: "Don't worry, I'm all ready." I wrote, "I don't believe you, show it to me." After reading the note, Li Sicong took out two rune papers from his pocket, and a photo was nailed to each rune paper with a stapler, but after seeing the two photos clearly, I almost couldn't help scolding my mother, because the photo was too cheating!
One of them is Einstein's, and the other is Du Fu's. Are we going to pretend to be Einstein and Du Fu tonight?
This is too bullshit, isn't it? The 'female' ghost will definitely be able to recognize it at once! Isn't this a trump of taking off her 'pants' and farting?
At this time, Li Sicong handed over a note and wrote: "I'm just joking, the real rune paper is here." Then he took out two more pieces of talisman paper from his pocket, on which were the pictures of two fifteen or sixteen-year-olds, and I was relieved to see this.
I lay on the table and pretended to sleep for an afternoon, I am more worried about the things at night, if it is really as Li Sicong said, the 'female' ghosts come to find us from room to room, it will be really fun, Brother Mo I can't deal with these ghosts now, if it really doesn't work, I can only go to seal the dragon seal in advance, take out some spirit grass juice, and 'get' kill the ghosts here.
Because we have to rehearse the drama in the dormitory, so there is no need to go to the evening self-study, the time is a little tight, today is Tuesday, and the 'exchange' will be carried out on Thursday night, that is, the day after tomorrow, only give us two days to rehearse, and the head teacher is still 'very' can make up, there are a lot of dialogues in the drama, I don't care, I read it once and wrote it down word for word, fortunately, it is the script of Journey to the West, everyone has seen Journey to the West, so I memorize it' It's pretty fast, and by the time the rehearsal reaches 10 o'clock, it's almost complete.
In the script, it is written that the scene of the real and false Monkey King, after Tang Seng scolded the real Monkey King away, a fake Monkey King came and injured Tang Seng.
And among the four of us, the tallest-growing He Lei plays the Monkey King, the honest Chen Kang plays the Tang Seng, the half-hung Taoist Li Sicong plays the role of Zhu Bajie, and I play the role of Sha Seng.
After the lights went out, everyone felt that the rehearsal of the drama was boring all night, so they didn't speak, He Lei and Chen Kang quickly fell asleep, but Li Sicong and I couldn't sleep, I wasn't very confident in his charm, and at this time, the charm was indeed placed next to my pillow, and the charm was pasted with a photo of a teenager on it, does this thing really work?
As the time gradually approached eleven o'clock, there was another cry in the hallway, but this time, the cry was not of one person, but of many people.
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