Text Chapter 192: Divine Doctor!
"Don't look at me like that, I don't have any money" Yan Chi shuddered wildly, staring at Xiao Wuxie's naked, naked, and exploitative eyes, no one was not afraid.
"Damn, how can you madman Yan Chi be crazy without money, how can we open a shop if you don't have money, you can't let me set up a stall on the street!" Xiao Wuxian was also crazy.
You said that he had no money when he first arrived, but this product is also a madman who shocked the world. It's time to rob a lot after killing so many people, how can you run out of money?
"Big brother, don't look at me like that anymore, I really don't have any money. I've always eaten wherever I go, and I never put money on me," Yan Chifang explained very seriously.
"Why don't I go grab some for you now?" Yan Chifang was really out of luck when Xiao Wuxian saw him, so he had to come up with such a mind.
He would rather have a fight with the people than bear Xiao Wuxie's disdainful gaze. What's more, he still has Xiao Wuxie's Dan Tattoo Divine Pill in his arms, it is a priceless treasure, he is at a loss, he has no choice but to let others slaughter it!
"Hey, forget it, it's no wonder that your virtue can grab money. I think I'd better figure it out," Xiao Wuxian waved his hand and said with a look of disdain.
Yan Chi is crazy but he is very happy in his heart, and he Yan Chi is also a celebrity. When did he do the robbery of the road, if this was spread out, how could he still mix in the rivers and lakes, and should he still want the name of Yan Chimad?
"Hey, no, am I despised?" Yan Chifang reacted suddenly, and at this time, Xiao Wuxian had already turned around and left.
"Hey, big brother, come back, why is it strange that I can grab money with this virtue?" Yan Chifang shouted loudly behind him.
He felt that he had been greatly insulted today. actually looks down on himself so much, we Yan Chi is also a celebrity, can't we even do such a low-end job of robbery?
Yan Chifang decided that he must do a robbery if he had a chance, so that Xiao Wuxian could take a good look.
Be sure to wash away today's shame. Sure enough, in the near future, this product will really do the work of robbing the house, and he will never get tired of it!
Quickly catching up with Xiao Wuxie, Yan Chimad didn't dare to show his dissatisfaction at all, and asked cautiously, "Big brother, now we don't have any money on us, what can we do?"
"What's the matter?" Xiao Wuxian secretly said funny, now we want the Divine Pill to have the Divine Pill, and we want the peerless Divine Soldier to have the Peerless Divine Soldier for fear of not being able to get the money.
Taking 10,000 steps back, with the peculiar nature of his Hongmeng purple qi, he can make a fortune in a few minutes.
"You go and find me a table, two pieces of white cloth and pen and ink" Xiao Wuxian smiled faintly, looking like he was full of bamboo.
Yan Chimad himself has some big nerves, and Xiao Wuxian always looks unfathomable, which makes him very distressed! I have to secretly sigh that being with a smart person is really a test of IQ, and it is still a pleasure to come alone.
However, he didn't help Xiao Wuxie much, but he got a Dan Pattern Cleansing Pill for nothing, and he was a little reluctant to go. So Xiao Wuxian asked him to do whatever he wanted, and he definitely didn't dare to discount it in the slightest.
Yan Chi was still very sharp at doing this, and after a while, Xiao Wuxian came to a big transformation.
Wearing a yellow robe, there is a Tai Chi gossip printed on his chest, and the one in front of the table looks like a fairy wind bone.
I saw that the white sail on one side was written "Wonderful hand rejuvenation, no heavy and no medical treatment", and a white sail on Ling wrote "Panacea, no money and no medicine"
Looking at the big characters on both sides, Yan Chifang had an urge to escape, how could you say that Jianghu Langzhong could write this.
Isn't this nonsense? You say that you can reluctantly accept it if you write "medicine to cure the disease, and rejuvenation with wonderful hands", after all, it is written like this in ordinary charlatans.
But what the hell are you "no heavy and no doctor, no money and no doctor", this is not only a high-spirited tone, but also the rhythm of pushing guests out. There are a lot of rich people in the world, but most of them are those who don't have money, and this one will directly scare away how many people.
"Big brother, did you make a mistake?" Yan Chi endured and endured it wildly, but in the end he still couldn't hold back!
Xiao Wuxian smiled and said, "Don't worry, just write like this!"
Although it is scary to write like this, it is deliberately written by Xiao Wuxie. If you don't wake up at a glance, how can you attract guests, this trick is called preemptive.
And "no serious medical treatment, no money no medical treatment" is better understood, how can you show your superb medical skills if you are not seriously ill, and how to make a reputation. Besides, those minor illnesses can just find a Lang Zhong to take a look, where to use it to shoot yourself, and there is no oil and water to make.
When can you make a lot of money by curing a cold and flu, and if you want to slaughter those who have money. The effect is good, why not do it if the money is fast!
Sure enough, due to the eye-catching writing of the signboard, Xiao Wuxie's table was full of people after a while. But these are not for medical treatment, they are all for pointing.
Yan Chimad was embarrassed, and his red-haired appearance could definitely become the focus of the entire street. However, today, all his prestige was snatched away by the sixteen big characters on Xiao Wuxie's white sails.
But fortunately, otherwise, Yan Chimad would have been unable to stay for a long time. Shame, shame!
On the other hand, Xiao Wuxian looked like an old god, extremely calm and calm, and he almost took a paper fan in his hand to make a pot of tea.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way" A domineering voice came from the crowd.
A few tiger-backed bear-waisted, fierce-looking big men walked hard to make a way in the crowd. A man in a yellow suit walked over.
The man looked like he was no more than twenty-two or three years old, he was quite handsome, and his cultivation had already reached the realm of the ninth rank of the Xuanyuan Realm.
This kind of cultivation is not high in the red dust sky, but it is definitely not low, and if you look at the clothes on your body, you must also be a child of a family.
There is an aura on the body of the person who came, Xiao Wuxian is very familiar, the typical breath of a gentleman. As the most prestigious gentleman in the Ming Empire, he saw his previous figure in the other party.
The man in yellow squinted his eyes and looked at Xiao Wuxie, to be exact, at the two lines of big characters written on Xiao Wuxie's white sail.
Then he looked at Xiao Wuxian for a while, looked at Bai Fan for a while, and tilted his head, he seemed to be quite interested, and his movements were very funny to outsiders.
Ha ha......
"It's so funny, there are still people who cheat like this, and they can starve themselves to death by deceiving like this" The man in yellow pointed at Xiao Wuxian and laughed, he bent over with laughter, and tears were about to come out.
was obviously shocked by Xiao Wuxie's shocking "swaggering and deception" method, and laughed unscrupulously. Several of the subordinates behind him also leaned back and laughed.
"You are floating on fire, your face is sallow, your steps are vain, your eyes are dull, if I am not mistaken, the son should be a little unspeakable," Xiao Wuxian said with a calm expression, but his eyes looked at the other party's crotch unscrupulously.
"Unspeakable Hidden" is definitely a highlight, and the boy in yellow himself is a gentleman who is nostalgic for the children of fireworks. Naturally, he was very familiar with these four words, and Xiao Wuxie's unscrupulous eyes had already explained the problem.
This obviously means that he has something unspeakable as a man, and naturally he can't do that aspect. It is intolerable for any man.
Saying that a man can't do it is more serious than saying that a woman is fat and old. This is about the dignity of men and the status of the family, and anyone who hears it will be furious.
"Stinky boy, you actually dare to curse my son-in-law, I don't think you want to live anymore" In order to show his loyalty, a big man rushed towards Xiao Wuxie as he spoke, and he had the posture of dismantling Xiao Wuxie.
"Slow," the man in yellow said to stop, and hurriedly stepped forward and hit the other party's head one by one, "You kid, I haven't spoken yet, why are you in a hurry!"
After finishing speaking, he directly left the man and ignored it, and turned his head like Xiao Wuxian running over.
Yan Chi madly thought that he was going to be unfavorable to Xiao Wuxie, Xiao Wuxian was the cultivation of the first rank of the Xuanzhao Realm, and the other party was a martial artist of the ninth rank of the Xuanyuan Realm, and his figure was blocked in front of Xiao Wuxian in a flash.
"Stop"
If it weren't for Xiao Wuxian to stop Yan Chimad's fist, he would have already covered the opponent's head and blasted over, but fortunately, in time, Yan Chimad's fist stopped at a distance of an inch from the man in yellow's head.
But the strong wind brought by Yan Chi's frenzied fist directly shaved the long hair of the man in yellow more upright. It looks like he has a tail on the back of his head, and it's extremely funny.
However, the man in yellow only froze for a moment, and he didn't look at Yan Chimad. Passing Yan Chi, he ran straight towards Xiao Wuxie, looking extremely excited.
"Divine doctor, divine doctor!" The man in yellow held Xiao Wuxian's hand and didn't let go, it was even closer than seeing his father.
Yan Chi's crazy worldview collapsed in an instant, and he felt that his own had completely collapsed.
This man is not sick, where can I see that he is a miracle doctor, and it is almost the same as saying that he is a divine stick!
Although Xiao Wuxian understood why this guy was so excited, he was also frightened by this guy's big nerves. Although Yan Chi's crazy punch did not hit his body, the power of that punch was not false at all, and ordinary people would have been scared to pee, but this guy was just stunned.
With Yan Chi's crazy skill, this punch is going to be solid, and it is definitely ten deaths. I'm afraid this guy doesn't know that he has already walked through the ghost gate, and his nerves can be said to be able to go to such a point.
Yan Chimad is no longer comparable to him!
"This product is definitely a wonder," Xiao Wuxian secretly made an evaluation of this guy, but his heart was happy. It seems that his first consultation fee is going to fall on this wronged leader.
coughed dryly twice, and then slowly said with the appearance of a miracle doctor, "This son, really has good eyesight, and I can see at a glance that I am a miracle doctor!"
Others are also wondering, those entourages brought by the man in yellow, what is wrong with the son, is this forgetting to take medicine when he goes out?
"Divine doctor, you must save me, the xing blessing in the lower half of my body will fall on you" The man in yellow was about to cry as he spoke, obviously touching on the sad matter.
"Well, it's easy to say, it's easy to say" Xiao Wuxian glanced at the other party's crotch and showed an ambiguous smile!