Chapter 6 Find the king to cheat
After Lin Feng planted the first batch of Koshiko Lotus Mist Rice, he probably only harvested two or three hundred catties, and although this rice grew very fast, according to the grower, it had already absorbed the aura of the surrounding mountains and rivers for dozens of miles, so that it would not be able to recover in a year and a half. In this way, it is not only necessary to buy a large amount of jade (worthless ordinary ones are also acceptable), but also to consider many aspects of the planting location.
However, for Lin Fengjin, these are all trivial matters, just leave them to his subordinates, and the focus is to be able to restore his planting and cultivation, which is the most important thing.
After Lin Feng transported this Yueguang Lotus Mist Rice back to Yedu, he held a family banquet on the same day, and directly got ten catties out, this Yueguang Lotus Mist Rice can gather spiritual energy in the fruit, so the method is naturally not the same, the consideration is not only the problem of getting ripe, but also to preserve the aura as much as possible, so the method taken is to directly steam it in the drawer.
As a result, under this eating, the whole family was eating with a smile, and even the rest of the delicious chopsticks on the table did not move, they were all eating for a while, and they all ate a lot of food, knowing that Lin Feng was planning to do so, and he was so smiling that he couldn't see his eyes, and there was such a monopoly of good goods in his hands, which was a sure profit, and the whole family had a symbol of prosperity to rely on!
After figuring out this matter, Lin Fengjin calculated the time and found that there were only less than five or six days left before the township exam, such a short time, it was useless to read the book again, and Lin Fengjin heard that the examiner this time was Feng Quanzhong Feng, this old man has always been known for being strict and straightforward, and it is estimated that after seeing Lin Fengjin's paper, he will definitely not figure out Lin Fengjin's intentions, but will be more critical and scrutinized. Eggs have to be bone-picked!
In this case, Lin Fengjin knows that if he is on the right path, at the current level, there is only one possibility that he will be directly knocked down, the key is that he is famous, and the wind and rain have won a great reputation for himself, and he has also brought a lot of jealous eyes. That can be said to ruin even reputation.
Therefore, for the sake of today's plan, Lin Fengjin has only one way to go.
Ahem, that's cheating
And there are many kinds of cheating, either it is to buy officials to make marks on the papers, such as directly getting exam questions, for example, writing articles with some obscure words or words, and then suing sΓΉ to judge the papers, and those who have these keywords will raise their noble hands. Either you have to hire someone to take the test on your behalf, or you have to carry it.
However, people like Lin Fengjin have always taken an unusual path in doing things, and he chose the most difficult way to cheat, that is, to get the exam questions directly, as long as the exam questions are done in advance. If you find a way to find someone to get a flowery article out, it will not leak, even if the volume is posted, it can also convince the public.
But. It is almost impossible to get the exam questions, at least in Northern Qi, because the five kingdoms are divided today. The territory of the Northern Qi Kingdom is not large, and the literacy rate is not high, so the examination questions are all made by the king! It is the so-called Sacred Heart Arbitrary, and the whole country of the Northern Qi Dynasty from the township test, are all concentrated in the Yedu to the township test, the questions are still in the time before the examination is good, and finally the fast horse is passed over to the examination room, the examiner directly transcribes the exam questions on the whiteboard for publicity, during this period it is impossible to give people the opportunity to leak secrets.
Now, Lin Fengjin has to muster up the courage to challenge this impossible task.
Obviously, if he wants to get the exam questions, the only way is to go to Lu Yu.
According to Lin Fengjin's estimate, although there are countless wonders throughout the ages, it is estimated that no one has ever done this thing that he has to do - a talent who came to the township exam before he went to persuade the king of a country to help him cheat, and gave the question of the township exam five or six days in advance, and then sued himself.
This kind of thing is really challenging to think about!
"Hmm, Lin Fengjin is asking to see you outside?" Lu Yu suddenly raised his head from the busy case and twists and turns, and said with great interest.
Since the last "No. 1 soup in the world" incident, there have been a lot of newcomers around Lu Yu, and the cold sweat on the back of the eunuch who was watched by Lu Yu suddenly broke out, and the master's eyes became deeper and deeper, as if they could be etched into people's hearts and lungs at a glance. Lu Yu didn't have time to pay attention to the eunuch's feelings, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth:
"There have been a lot of things lately, and there are a lot of things, and I really forgot about this kid, what is he doing here?"
The cold sweat on the eunuch's back was even more, and he said in a low voice of embarrassment:
"Master, what is Lin Gongzi going to do when he comes to see His Majesty, how dare the slave ask more?"
Lu Yu waved his hand disappreciably and said:
"Then tell me what this guy brought, he can't enter the palace empty-handed, right?"
The eunuch immediately said:
"Hmm, it seems that Lin Gongzi is accompanied by a big white cat carrying a food box. β
Lu Yu frowned and said:
"It's this set again, are you annoying?"
At this time, there was a sudden loud noise outside, and then two or three strong eunuchs ran over in panic and said in a trembling voice:
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, the villain is incompetent, the villain is incompetent, the wind control Hou doesn't know why, he suddenly crashed into the gate and ran out of the palace gate, the slave didn't annoy the wind at all, and I don't know what the reason is, but it can't be stopped at all!"
The Wind Hou is Lu Yu's monster mount Mr. Hong, after Lu Yu ascended the throne, he directly sealed such a position to it, such behavior also caused the dissatisfaction of many ministers, but Lu Yu is actually a very simple person, Mr. Hong and he was born and died many times, in Lu Yu's mind, the most trusted is his own mount Mr. Hong, if it is not for the fact that it is too shocking, it is also possible to directly crown the king, only a two-character Hou, which is already the result of his restraint.
The eunuchs who were waiting for Mr. Hong were so frightened that they knew the position of the Marquis of the Wind in the heart of this king - when Lu Yu usually spent less time with this horse than with all his concubines!
The mount and the concubine are both creatures that are ridden by Lu Yu, but the intimacy and difference between the two can be seen at a glance at this time. Obviously, if you offend the concubine, you probably won't die. But if you offend the Marquis of the Wind, it is estimated that you will not be able to die.
Fortunately, these eunuchs found that it was probably because of the green smoke coming from the ancestral tomb today, but the always gloomy monarch did not show anger or shock, but showed a faint sarcastic smile:
"It's really a poor donkey! Come and go with only this trick, can't you play some other tricks? Come on, go outside the gate of the West Palace!"
At this time, the corner of the eunuch's mouth twitched, and he could only kneel down helplessly and said:
"Your Majesty, after a stick of incense, General Luo is going to come to see Your Majesty"
When Lu Yu heard this, he frowned and said:
"Won't you let him wait? Is it rude for me to let him wait? Or are you a slave who has accepted a favor from someone so you have to say something nice?"
The eunuch in charge heard Lu Yu's tone wrong, and he was so frightened that he kowtowed again and again. It was like pounding garlic, and he said urgently:
"How dare a minion, how dare a minion?"
Lu Yu snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves and walked outside, and the eunuch who was accompanying him hurriedly shouted:
"Holy Ride!"
Soon, Lu Yu came to the back gate of the palace, and sure enough, he saw that outside the gate of the West Palace, his beloved horse was staying in the square there, and his coat color was blue and white. The big cat with oily and slippery fur looked at each other vigilantly, and both animals made weird expressions with straight faces, this horse and cat looked very funny, like a martial arts master - and it was still the kind of martial arts master who was engaged in stream-of-consciousness PK. The two of them just talked and didn't practice, but they kept looking at each other and slowly moving their steps, constantly turning in circles.
This scene naturally attracted a lot of strong onlookers, and they all talked about it. I thought it was very funny, and even the palace gate guards next to me couldn't help but laugh very happily.
"You're here?"
"Why can't I come?"
"Since you're here, don't go!"
"Since I'm coming. Naturally, you have to go. β
"If you want to go, go now, don't steal my things!"
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When the people next to him were still amazed by the dialogue full of Zen flavor of this cat and horse, they couldn't help but come out with such a nonsensical sentence, which is to make people laugh until they cry, but for these onlookers, Lu Yu's arrival ended their great opportunity to watch the excitement.
Soon, the cat and the young man next to him entered the palace with a big food box, and as soon as the palace door was closed, all the fun was locked in it.
When Lu Yu saw Lin Fengjin, he immediately sneered:
"I'm almost certain, you must have encountered some big problem, and it's impossible for you to get it right, so at this time, it's time to find me here temporarily, otherwise, if you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, how can you spend your blood to see me!?"
Lin Feng said with a straight face:
"Your Majesty, can't I come to you if it's okay? I want to come to see Tianyan every day, but the king has a lot of opportunities every day, and it's nothing if he comes once in a while, but once he comes too much and delays state affairs, wouldn't it be a great crime?"
Lu Yu was really a little speechless by Lin Fengjin's words, and could only sneer:
"Okay, good, what a sharp mouth, it's really a shame that you don't go to the imperial history. β
The eunuch waiting next to him heard Lu Yu speak like this, and they all had chills on their bodies, knowing that this master usually acts very meanly, and often speaks in such a tone, if something is wrong, someone will be beaten to death on the spot, and what makes them stunned is that the person in front of them actually didn't immediately kneel down in panic and plead guilty, but actually said:
"The king can't get me to do the imperial history, that's the work of roasting people on the fire! The way to use people is to make the best use of their materials, and people like ministers are suitable for serving dishes to the emperor, grinding ink or something."
The eunuch next to him never expected Lin Fengjin to speak so lazily, but when Lu Yu was about to give an order to cut off the dog's head in the next second, Lu Yu actually changed his face, and said with a smile:
"Since you are willing to do these things, there is no problem, but there are still some prerequisites for me to do these things, that is, you have to go to the worship room to get rid of those three inches of trouble, little Dezi?"
The new eunuch hurriedly shuddered:
"The minions are here!"
Lu Yu looked at Lin Fengjin's lower body with playful eyes and said:
"You see that Lin Gongzi has been castrated. How long will it be before he will be able to enter the palace to serve?"
Xiao Dezi smiled bitterly and glanced at Lin Feng and said:
"This Lin Gongzi's body still looks a little weak, at least for half a year. β
Lin Fengjin rolled his eyes and begged for mercy all of a sudden:
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, be merciful under the knife, the villain has just turned twenty this year, even if he is not pitiful and the fiancΓ©e in the poor family is about to be widowed before entering the door, I have to think about it for the three generations of my family. Besides, this time the minister came to honor after getting some good things, and there is a tragic example of the minister who came to honor the king with a piece of piety, but was cut off miserably. So who else will come back?"
Lu Yu laughed and said:
"It's a good mouth, let's just let me see what you have brought, if it's not good, then come and settle accounts with you, come in." β
Just looking at the direction in which Lu Yu took Lin Fengjin, the eunuch next to him immediately knew that the scholar in front of him should be extremely sacred, no wonder Lu Yu actually spoke to him in such an abnormal tone, almost as if he had seen an old friend. Because it is the Changchun Garden that was repaired not long ago. Lu Yu usually likes to rest here the most, and this place is not allowed to enter and exit even ordinary concubines, except for the fact that the Wind Marquis can enter and exit freely.
came to Changchun Garden, and sat down next to a weeping willow pavilion. I felt that the cool breeze was very comfortable, and Lu Yu was already looking at Lin Feng at this time:
"Why don't you take it out and offer the treasure?"
Lin Fengjin opened the box he brought, and inside was the twelve newly planted Koshiko Lotus Mist Rice. Let the eunuch next to him bring a dry utensil for boiling tea, needless to say, these families are all of the best quality: Songta charcoal. The spring water of the West Mountain also brought a high-quality purple casserole from the imperial kitchen.
Next, Lin Fengjin asked people to call the spring water, carefully wash the Yueguang Lotus mist rice, the crisp and tender fat white lotus root outer pod will make people's appetite move, Mr. Hong is very simple, stretching out the horse's head there, Lin Fengjin peeled out the rice grains inside, Mr. Hong is tongue rolled, swallowed the outer pod into the mouth, chewed that is juice splashing, but also has a burst of fragrance to the nose.
Then Lin Fengjin took a stove, this stove was originally used to cook crabs, divided into two layers, after the water in the first layer boiled, the boiling hot water vapor rushed straight to the top, you know, the temperature of the water vapor is actually higher than the temperature of boiling water.
Then there is a layer of gauze on top, and as soon as the crab falls on it, it is quickly baked by the water vapor that has been fumigated. At this time, Lin Fengjin put one grain of Koshihikari Lotus Mist Rice on the gauze net to steam, and received a small pot below, and after a while, he saw that the Koshihikari Lotus Mist Rice changed from a jade-like blue color to a rose-like crimson, and gradually emitted a fragrance.
This aroma is not strong, but it seems to be the same fragrance as the blue musk deer, if there is nothing, the slightest wisp, but can drive the operation of the stomach and intestines, but anyone who smells it as long as they have not just eaten, will feel a few gurgling sounds in the stomach, which makes people feel hungry deeply.
When the color of the Koshihikari Lotus Mist Rice gradually turned pink, Lin Fengjin took out the small pot that was equivalent to rice soup from below, and poured four cups, only to see that the color inside showed a emerald and lustrous color, which was very coveted, plus the tempting aroma, even the Adam's apple of the eunuchs waiting around kept squirming.
After Lin Fengjin put out the four cups, needless to say, Mr. Hong was the most active, his tongue rolled, and then the empty cup was spit out, and Lan Gongzi glanced at it disdainfully, stretched out his little pink tongue and licked it slowly.
Lu Yu was just about to reach out to get the cup, but a eunuch next to him rushed up bravely and reached out to take it, obviously planning to do this kind of thing, Lu Yu kicked out very resolutely, picked up the cup, glanced at Lin Fengjin and said:
"Although I can't believe him, his whole family of three or four hundred people is still in Yedu, and with such a guarantee, I still feel that I can give it a try. β
After hearing this, Lin Fengjin rolled his eyes and said:
"Your Majesty, did you talk like that?"
Lu Yu also ignored Lin Fengjin, glanced at him, then raised his glass and took a sip, nodded slightly:
"Yes, this thing is quite to my liking, what is this thing called?"
Lin Feng said respectfully:
"Do you want to hear a longer title or a shorter one?"
Lu Yu said:
"Is there a difference?"
Lin Feng said respectfully:
"Of course, there's a big difference. β
Lu Yu said:
"Then let's start with the hard and then the easy, you say the long first. β
Lin Feng said respectfully:
"The preliminary name of the long is as follows: The world's unparalleled wishes come true, and everything goes well, jasper germ puree filtrate. β
Lu Yu was stunned for a long time and then said:
"Hey, hey, you say it again"
Lin Fengjin suddenly said with some embarrassment:
"Well, in fact, I didn't think much about this long name, I just said it on a whim, and now I am afraid that I have to think about it. Why don't you listen to the short one first?"
Lu Yu was stunned again, and then said quietly:
"Okay, you say it's short. β
"Rice soup. Lin Fengjin said very briskly and simply.
Lu Yu finally couldn't hold it back this time, pointed at Lin Fengjin and laughed, laughing happily like never before, although the new eunuch next to him didn't react on the surface, but in his heart he had already included Lin Fengjin in the object of "absolutely not provoked" and "can only be greeted and photographed". (To be continued......)