Chapter 9: First Aid Shot for Perverts
"Sister Hibiscus is so careful! But my brother said that the creeper is not a plant, but a rare spirit animal in the 100,000 mountains. ”
"Stinky rascal, you are talking nonsense, I have been rolling in the 100,000 Mountains since I was a child, why have I never heard of a spirit beast like a creeper, Ninth Princess, have you heard of it?" Chi Mei'er's big hand unceremoniously twisted the soft flesh on Fengxi's waist.
"No! There are hundreds of tiger spirit animals that the father and the queen mother said, but there are no creeping tigers in this, Brother Big Colored Tiger, you are lying!" The barbarian took a hard bite at Fengxi's ear, and swept away the blood that had just ooped out with a roll of his fragrant tongue, "The queen mother said that a man's blood was originally salty, but if he deceived people, the blood would be sweet." Brother Big Lust Tiger, you really lied to people, your blood is sweet. Sisters, keep beating up this dead liar, big pervert!"
"It's okay if you haven't heard of it, sister, how can you beat my brother because of this. ”
"Xiaoyuan, don't make trouble. Creepers do exist, but they are extremely rare, and there is information in the college library, but they are generally called climbing tigers or explorer tigers. Mentor No. 8, how did you know at such a young age?" Ziqing was very curious, she had accidentally found this information, how could Fengxi know.
"It's very simple, because before my brother was called a big color tiger by you, he was a mountain creeper. Listening to the disdainful voices of the women, Fengxi continued: "Believe it or not, Sister Mei'er, you can listen well, brother, this is a professional class for you." The northwest of Tiger Creek is densely wooded and there are no faults, indicating that the terrain is flat and conducive to going up the mountain. But the creeper won't walk, it has to go to the southwest cliffs. And this is the first lesson you will learn today, according to the direction of the mountain and the condition of the vegetation, to determine the climbing path of the creeper. ”
"Brother, are you saying that we have to go up the mountain from the cliff and go directly to the Tiger Stream?" Mu Ying was shocked.
"Mentor Eight, this is not going to work. I won't stop you if you go by yourself, but you can't take my students there, it's too dangerous!"
"Stinky rascal, you really have a point. No matter what the others do, you have to walk with me on the cliffs. ”
"Purple Mentor, what are you anxious about? It's still early, I'm just teaching the creeper stunt, whether you want to learn it or not, that's your business. Sister Mei'er, this judging path is just the most basic, and then all you have to do is do what you can, from northwest to southwest, the mountain gradually steepens. It's your first time learning to climb a mountain, and you definitely can't go directly to the southwest. ”
"So where should I choose?"
"Don't be in a hurry for this first, when you get to the place, my brother will teach you. Now that my brother is talking about climbing mountains, Mei'er's sister must be climbing mountains to the limit, and no one else can walk. Don't think that if your brother takes you to eat game, you can be lazy and not cultivate. In addition to the Purple Master, you must also do what you can, and you must know that cultivating while playing is the most comfortable, and the growth is also the greatest. ”
Ziqing can be regarded as having heard the doorway, Fengxi is to educate and entertain, and the cultivation meeting and dinner are not wrong, and he has to add firewood, "Tutor No. 8 is very right. You must know that when the person is tired, he will be comfortable to rest, when he is hungry, he will have a taste when he eats, and especially when he has fun and harvested, he will eat refreshmently. If you just wait to eat game, it's boring, and if you don't exercise, you eat less, and there is a chef in front of you, can we eat more than enough to be worthy of our stomachs? ”
"But, Mr. Zi, climbing the mountain will stain your skirt, cut your hands, and hurt your knees...... Maybe I'll scratch my face, so I won't be as beautiful as Teacher Zi. ”
It was naturally Mu Ying who said this, although she was not the only one who always cared about these things the most, but there was no second one who said it clearly.
Mu Ying counted little by little with her fingers, which made Fengxi speechless, but it was greatly praised by all the women, especially Ziqing, "Ying'er, do you want to be so cute!" Teacher Zi has decided, you will walk later, Teacher Zi can't hold you." ”
Fengxi really wanted to take a bite of Ziqing, you just encouraged them to exercise, and you changed your face in less than a minute. With such good acting skills, it's no wonder that Gu Jin didn't dare to marry you and wanted to run away.
Just when Fengxi wanted to continue mobilizing, Ziqing said again, "But, Ying'er, Yu'er and Xiaoyuan, don't you want to take the mountain road; Teacher Zi guarantees that your skirts will not be dirty and your faces will not be broken. But if you dare to be lazy, coquettish and slippery, and don't exercise well, the teacher will stab you with it. ”
"Ahh
"As one of the top ten beautiful tutors, teachers never hit students. When girls are naughty and mischievous, the teacher will prick needles, the first time they prick their hands, the second time they prick their feet, the third time they prick their buttocks, and if they are still disobedient, they will prick their faces...... If she still doesn't obey the discipline and makes a mistake and dies without repentance, the teacher squeaks her. ”
"What about the boy?" Feng Xi asked subconsciously.
"Boy, I also get needles, but not ink needles, but this. And I prick my fingers, one for the first time, two for the second time, four for the third time, and if I dare to do a fourth time, I will take turns with ten fingers until he repents. ”
watched Ziqing take out another one for a while, red as blood, and full of thirty large needles the thickness of ink needles.
Not to mention that Mu Ying was afraid, even Chi Mei'er exclaimed: "My mother! This is a bloodthirsty needle, Teacher Zi, you are too cruel to boys! If this needle is pierced in the finger...... Teacher Zi, you can see clearly, Mei'er is a girl, even if you make a mistake, you can't stab me with this. ”
"Mei'er, don't worry, the teacher is reluctant to stab you. Male classmates usually use a dozen ink needles to prick together, and the teacher's bloodthirsty needle has a name. ”
"Isn't the name called the Bloodthirsty Killing Needle?"
"Of course not. The ink needle is only available to Mr. Zi, but this bloodthirsty needle, each of our top ten beautiful tutors has one, and we call it a pervert first aid needle. Ziqing said and deliberately gestured the pervert first aid at Fengxi.
The moment he heard the pervert's first aid shot, Fengxi's whole person was not good. What kind of thorny rose is there in this Ziqing, which is clearly with needles. No wonder she is not afraid of herself at all, and dares to take the initiative to provoke herself, it turns out that there is such a magic weapon. Fortunately, her strength is in her hands, if she is somewhere else, she will definitely not give up, then she will definitely be punished.
Although he didn't know what the reaction and consequences would be if he was pricked by a bloodthirsty needle, Chi Mei'er was afraid that if she was like that, the result would definitely be extremely terrifying.
She took it out at this time, of course, to let herself know that she had a way to clean herself up, but I was afraid that she still had the idea of prevention and asked herself not to do anything to her students.
"Pervert first aid injection, Mr. Zi, do you have any extra ones, give me one, or borrow me to use it?"
"This pervert first aid injection is not easy to come by, there are only a dozen in the academy, and they all have masters, and it is strictly forbidden to borrow them, once you find it, you must take it back, you can't harm Teacher Zi." Can you ask what you're borrowing for?"
Ziqing asked knowingly, but Fengxi didn't dare to object.
"Teacher Zi, although we don't have a pervert here who needs first aid, there is a big pervert who is more colorful than a pervert, and it is already in the advanced stage, so it must be rescued immediately. The women spoke in unison.
"It's already in the advanced stages! It really has to be rescued immediately, otherwise your life is in danger. ”
Fengxi will run away, these dead girls, don't let my brother seize the opportunity.
"Big Tiger, don't run! Your illness is in the advanced stage, you need to give first aid immediately......"
A group of people frolicked and frolicked to the foot of the mountain west of Tiger Stream.
"Don't make a fuss, listen to my brother, now I'm going to start climbing the mountain. Ying'er, Yu'er and Sister Man, you just climb from the bushes according to Mentor Ziqing's arrangement, Bingbing, your task is to protect them and practice your body by the way, Mei'er and Rumeng, you two come with me. Looking at the little girls who were still giving themselves needles, Fengxi hurriedly said.
"Brother, why don't you give advice to my sister and Sister Ji Xuan. ”
"That's it, big color tiger, and sister Qingyi. ”
"Hmph, if you dare not give my sister advice, Bingbing will have to give you a first-aid injection today. ”
"What are you doing, if my brother doesn't clean you up for a day, you just want to turn the sky upside down! Sister Bingxin naturally follows Sister Bingbing, Sister Mu Hibiscus follows Sister Ying'er, Sister Liu Qingyi, if you learn the same as Sister Rumeng, follow her, as for Sister Jixuan, you can follow Sister Bingbing or help Mentor Zi. ”
After Feng Xi finished speaking, he left, seeing that Liu Qingyi really followed, the corners of his mouth curled, and he walked directly to the south cliff with the three of them.
"See, we're not real creepers, we can't walk through cliffs like him, but we can learn from it. ”
"When the creeper climbs over the cliff, there are three consecutive movements, which are supernatural stunts, and we can't learn them. What we can learn is its judgment on the ground and its response to sudden situations. Let's talk about the foothold first, when climbing the cliff, first look for a place with vegetation cover, where you can step on it. Because where vegetation can grow, it must be relatively soft, and it will not hurt if you step on it. But be sure not to grasp it, because it is not reliable enough, and it is easy to be dangerous. ”
"So where should we catch it? The first choice is naturally a small tree with thick arms, followed by a large rock with an angular edge and vegetation nearby, and finally an ancient vine. Mei'er, brother is not worried, you are from the edge of the 100,000 mountains, and you have a talent for mountain climbing, as long as you keep these in mind, it will be fine. ”
Watching Chi Mei'er test the things she said, Fengxi was very satisfied. But in the face of Rumeng and Liu Qingyi, it was a little difficult.
"Big Tiger. Sister Qingyi and I, is there any problem?"
"Naturally, there is a problem, your advantages are obvious, Jin Yuan's strength is invincible, and the disadvantages are also obvious, that is, lack of arm strength and lack of physical strength. ”