Chapter 1 Dust-free
Xiao Rang felt that he should not have worked hard enough, or that Destiny was not so fair?
Otherwise, how can you feel like you're a little miserable?
If it's fair, all the truth shouldn't be rewritten, just like all the hard work will be in vain many times.
Xiao Rang never thought that a person could fly in front of his eyes!
Fly!
Can people fly?
It's okay to be hard, and now your eyes are old?
Xiao Rang was slightly disappointed in his heart, it turned out that God really saw that something was wrong with him.
Xiao Rang thought for a moment.
Flying doesn't seem to be a very good thing, it's okay in a dream, or it's okay to be drunk.
Although it is indeed too difficult to implement like this old man in front of him, who looks completely unscrupulous, but after all, there are airplanes!
Why do you have to do it yourself?
His strength is not small, but he still can't fly!
Xiao Rang didn't dare to define why a person would fly in front of his eyes, after all, he still couldn't fly in the end.
To be like the person in front of him who can fly without even borrowing a plane, Xiao Rang thinks he can't do it.
If he could, Xiao Rang would love to knock down the flying birdman.
Xiao Rang rubbed the lid of the wine bottle in his pocket, which was round and weighty, not light or heavy.
Well, exactly.
But on second thought, doesn't you seem too sure?
After all, everyone can fly, and the ability is naturally great, but I don't know if Newton would be able to hold down the coffin board if he knew.
I guess I can't get my turn, right?
Xiao Rang looked at the wine bottle in his hand, and the degree on the label seemed to be quite high.
Can you fly?
Xiao Rang was silent, he also felt that he could fly after drinking, is it really difficult to feel like flying?
It doesn't matter if you can fly or not, it's terrible to be suddenly suspended in mid-air like this!
So it doesn't matter if you can fly or not, if you really want to fly, it's the birdman!
Xiao Rang stared at the birdman flying in front of him.
If you want Xiao Rang to define the feeling of happiness, if you can at least let yourself live a stable life, a power that can control your future is enough-
If only it were like Superman!
After all, people can fly!
But it seems that the life I want to control is not there, and I can't fly.
So what is the situation of this flying birdman in front of you?
Xiao Rang glanced at the wine bottle in his hand that barely moved, and felt a chill: "Am I drunk, or am I really drunk?"
Xiao Rang looked at the wine bottle in his hand carefully, didn't he just unscrew it?
Did you really drink the day before yesterday and fly away?
......
Xiao Rang once thought that he could fly, such as breaking his ass hard, and he flew with a force.
But that was when I was a kid.
But then Xiao Rang knew that if this was the case, Newton would definitely get up and seek revenge on himself.
In these years, those who are not afraid of death are scary, and those who are afraid of living are scary!
Of course, it's even more scary if the dead person suddenly comes alive.
I may think about many things when I am very young, but I don't think about them when I reach a certain age.
Because TMD has money and can fly anywhere!
In this day and age, only science is the most reasonable.
Or, if you can reason, science is the only thing left.
There is no need to expect everyone to reason with you, although I am looking forward to it, Xiao Rang will not look forward to it.
Because science can put an end to all rumors -
Because I'm an atheist!
Almost all the results can be talked about under the scientific principle, but a confirmed result can be obtained.
How much I hope to meet something that can see not only the result but also the process!
- Like being Superman Ultraman or something.
But Xiao Rang still couldn't explain why the person in front of him could fly.
Is it magic?
Xiao Jean believes in magic, but only in books or comics.
But magic isn't that famous-
Because magic can only be done on TV or in books, and occasionally in dreams.
More often than not, you can see the so-called Tai Chi practiced by the old man and the old lady in the park, but Xiao Rang never believed that they could practice the magic that only appeared on TV, or the legendary internal qi?
Are you sleepwalking right now?
Otherwise, how can you always feel as if someone is flying in front of your eyes?
Xiao Rang didn't believe in fate from the beginning, after all, God probably has a nap, even if he works hard to live, it seems that he may not necessarily get God's favor.
Probably my life is just so plain and unremarkable to spend in the crowd of sentient beings.
But if it's really that bland, there's nothing wrong with that.
The only bad thing is that someone seems to be in their way, and it seems like they can fly......
After being silent for a while, Xiao Rang smacked his lips: "Old man, you blocked my sight, please let me ......"
......
Xiao Rang sat down slowly by the river, quietly pondering, without saying a word, the left side of his pants in many pockets was bulging, showing a round, leaking out of the white glass bottle, and the transparent liquid could be faintly seen swaying from side to side in the glass bottle.
Xiao Rang lifted the lid, raised his head, and let the transparent liquid enter his throat, and the hot feeling instantly spread throughout his body, and then slowly exhaled a breath and smiled.
Sure enough, the only way to solve the worries is Du Kang!
Du Kang didn't have it, but as long as it was wine, it was enough.
Although it is not Du Kang, although it is a very cheap wine.
However, this does not affect the pleasure of entering the throat and does not reduce the degree of dizziness.
Since the result is the same, there is no need to dwell on it.
Xiao Rang doesn't remember when he started liking the smell of alcohol, or when he started liking the feeling of being dizzy.
But what Xiao Rang knew was that it felt pretty good.
Xiao Rang grinned and held up the wine bottle:
"Where are you, my dear?"
Xiao Rang felt that his words were very poetic.
There aren't many things I can remember at the moment.
Perhaps, to be precise, there are not many things worth remembering with my own fairly good memory.
Even if all the past is remembered, most of it brings troubles.
But he is mortal.
It's better to forget.
Like Superman Dream?
Otherwise, Xiao Rang was afraid that he couldn't help but hug the old man who looked more like a beggar than a beggar who flew all the way in front of him, and then asked him if he could teach himself to fly too.
"General!"
The voice of the old man interrupted Xiao Rang's thinking, and the poetry that was supposed to hum two more sentences was gone, and he felt as uncomfortable as suddenly swallowing a toad.
Xiao Rang's eyes widened, and he looked at the birdman in front of him suspiciously.
Why are you still flying?
Probably?
Maybe?
The effect of alcohol, right?
Or are you really dazzled?
......
Xiao Rang felt that he must have been dazzled, raised his head and took a sip of wine, ignoring the old birdman who probably didn't know when the ragged building next to him appeared.
It is said that it is an old man, but in fact, it is really old, how old?
The pale hair was messy and drooping on the top of the head, as if it hadn't been washed in a long time.
Those who have long hair these years are either engaged in art or are neurotic!
The hair is very long and the face is very pale, which is probably described as a thousand-year-old bark.
But people can fly!
How NB?
Can artists fly?
Can neuropathy fly?
Xiao Rang grinned and gave himself a brain collapse with his backhand.
"Smack!"
I thought I was really dazzled, but the pain came, causing the blood to flow more rapidly in the blood vessels, and the alcohol to flow in the mind.
Oh, so it doesn't seem to work.
The disheveled old beggar still bowed and flew aside.
Xiao Rang looked left and right in a panic, but there was no one.
Seeing that the old man's beard was longer than his own hair, Xiao Rang let go, and said in his heart that this old man must be crazy.
"General!"
"Call me?" Xiao Rang was stunned for a moment, pointed to his nose, and said in his heart, Is this a joke?
"Exactly!" the old beggar nodded, smiling all over the bark of the old tree.
"Old man, are you acting?" Xiao Rang grinned.
I have always felt that all these years have been spent in nothingness, and I have long heard that God is still fair.
This is not?
Immediately became a general!
Is it touching porcelain?
Xiao Rang looked around and confirmed that there were no cameras around.
If it's touching porcelain, it's really unprofessional, no one has no camera, there is no basis for speaking, if you are annoyed, pick up this wine bottle and slam it down, probably no one should be able to say why, right?
But...... Since you can fly, do you still have the ability to hide, can you pick it up?
Xiao Rang felt apprehensive in his heart.
And it seems that it is the first time I have seen this old man, dressed as a beggar, have all the cattle been beggars these years?
Xiao let his eyes look at his nose and his nose, and decided to calm himself down, maybe he hadn't woken up from yesterday's wine and needed to calm down.
"General, the old body has finally found the general. The old beggar remained still, with a relieved look on his face.
It turned out to be quite serious!
Xiao Rang felt that there was no need to ask himself if he had drunk too much, because the cold in his heart made him feel cooler by more than half!
Lifting the wine bottle, he shook it in front of the old beggar: "Do you know what this is?"
There is no virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, if every respect for the old and love for the young is in their own morality, they probably won't be able to keep the remaining three steel hammers in their pockets today!
To hell with virtue!
If you don't have money, you don't have the ability to talk about virtue!
The old beggar looked at it for a while: "This glass bottle is used to hold this elixir and jade liquid, but it is in line with the general's character, and the old slave is relieved to see that the general's life is good." ”
Xiao Rang grinned and shook the wine bottle, does it look like Qiong Jelly Jade Liquid? Why does this wine bottle look more like five yuan when he looks left and right?
"Old man, you're wrong, although this is a jade liquid. ”
Xiao Rang couldn't help but smile: "But now it's actually a one-pound brick, if you don't want to break your head and bleed, I suggest that the old man go away, my pound-heavy brick, I believe you want to break your head and bleed!"
"Bricks?"
The old beggar was slightly stunned: "What is a brick?"
Xiao Rang was dumbfounded, did this old man really think that he was a person who respected the old and loved the young? If he didn't talk well, Xiao Rang felt that the round thing in his hand should really be able to turn into a pound of bricks immediately.
Xiao Rang shook the transparent glass wine bottle in his hand and smacked his lips: "It's the kind of thing that can make your head bleed." ”
The old beggar was stunned for a moment, "How did the general become like this? This glass bottle is worth a thousand gold, it is rare in the world, and the general was not such a luxurious and wasteful person before!"
"Huh?"
Xiao Rang glared at the old beggar, alcohol was already easy to get up, and although he had just started drinking it now, he thought that his mind was quite clear.
"Still pretending?" Xiao Rang grinned and couldn't help but laugh.
"Pretending to be what?" the old beggar was stunned again.
Xiao Rang smashed his mouth.
"Do you believe it or not, these five yuan and one pound of elixir jade liquid can make your head bleed? And I will definitely let you fail to touch porcelain, and you can't find me as a person!" Xiao Rang was sure.
Xiao Rang paused: "After all, I really don't have the money to compensate you." ”
“......”
Xiao Rang touched the round bottle and kindly persuaded: "After all, I was also a good young man, but the old man you talk nonsense like this, although I try to restrain myself, but I still suggest that you go away, so as not to explode with my desolate power, the unicorn arm attack, accidentally pick you up, you will suffer!"
"The general wants to beat the old minister?" the old beggar understood, his face was unbelieving, and his eyes were full of pain: "This glass bottle is worth a thousand gold, and it is indeed not bad, but the old slave can't imagine that the general is so extravagant now, and the general in the Shenwei army can buy ten jars of soju with one or two pieces of silver, and now he actually uses a glass bottle." ”
"I ...... Rely on ......#@!¥#%"
Xiao Rang raised his head and took a sip of wine, staring at the birdman standing in mid-air, trying to see why.
The old beggar didn't move, still with a sad look on his face.
Xiao Rang was angry, the wine that could be filled in the jar could be cheaper than his own glass bottle?
Xiao Rang was speechless: "I'll tell you one last time, don't force me!"
What about entertaining yourself?
MMP......
Xiao Rang saw that the old beggar didn't move for a while, raised his head and took a sip of wine, sneering at the old beggar.
"Old man, do it in moderation, you don't overdo it. ”
The old beggar continued to mourn with a grief on his face.
Xiao rang felt like he was about to schizophrenia.
"Does the general remember Xiuxiu?" The old beggar looked up at Xiao Rang after half a sound.
"Xiuxiu?"
Xiao Rang was stunned for a moment, if he wanted to say what he remembered best, it was undeniable that there was indeed a woman named Xiulian, but how did this old beggar know?
Obviously that is the deepest secret in my heart!
Could it be that you are stalking yourself?
"Xiuxiu?" Xiao Rang couldn't help but be surprised: "What Xiuxiu?"
"General, Xiuxiu finally left the general behind in order to leave your three souls and seven souls, the general really can't remember?"
Xiao Rang couldn't help but wake up, Xiuxiu, can't you remember?
Which woman was the first to leave herself, as if she had never existed, Xiao Rang never believed that the disappearance of a person would be so easy and so fast, but he didn't expect it to be gone.
Perhaps, everyone is like that, and they will get used to it if they suddenly disappear -
Although I won't get used to it at the time, I'll always get used to it, and I blame myself!
After all, if he hadn't accidentally taken the half of the photo he picked up and went to the river, Na Xiuxiu would probably still be with him now!
It's a little yellow!
Xiao Rang grinned and smiled like a second fool.
At the beginning, Xiao Rang carried the wine bottle and walked silently on the street, and a piece of paper swayed and flew in front of his eyes with the wind, as if he was beckoning.
Of course, it ended up on the ground.
That's a photo.
Oh!
Half a sheet, to be exact.
Xiao Rang picked it up without hesitation, because Xiao Rang saw a pair of big white legs.
Xiao Rang felt that he should not litter casually, and even more thought that he was a good citizen and should do his duty as a good citizen.
There are also a good pair of attractive white rabbits.
Xiao Rang almost had a nosebleed!
I still clearly remember that only half of the photo was torn to the back, and "Xiulian" was written very delicately.
Although it is only half a photo, Xiao Rang still remembers the beautiful handwriting.
I will never be able to write it, looking at people from the words, I think that the little fairy named Xiulian must be very beautiful!
What's more, the delicate and white skin in that photo is firm!
The temptation!
Xiao Rang felt something sweet surging in his nose, and said righteously: "Old man, don't fool me here anymore, you must believe that I will not believe you." ”
Xiao Rang covered his nose.
"Goddess Xiuxiu, the general really doesn't remember?" the old beggar was stunned for a moment, with a confused look on his face.
"I can't remember anyone, but I remember myself. Xiao Rang looked righteous.
Xiao Rang can't let this old guy deceive himself! Who knows if this old guy has bad intentions?
Of course, what Xiao Rang didn't say was that he would never believe in a birdman who could fly, and the most likely thing was that he was dreaming!
"The old minister is a dust-free Qiang country!"
"Dustless?" Xiao Rang wondered, "Who is that?"
"Dust-free ......"
"Dust-free ......"
"Dust-free ......"
Xiao Rang touched his head, how did he feel as if he had heard it somewhere?
I thought about it for a long time, but to no avail.
"Who's Dustless?"
..................
Wei Wuchen was stunned for a moment, looked at Xiao Rang, his hands were spread flat, and a feather appeared in the palm of his hand out of thin air, and the light flowed.
"The old man has good skills, and he can do magic. ”
Xiao Rang nodded, I have to admit that this skill is really good, cool and cool, with these two brushes, where is it not good to mix and eat?
Wei Wuchen was stunned for a moment, and looked at Xiao Rang suspiciously: "Magic? What is that? Lao Chen, this is magic." ”
Magic!
Xiao Rang's eyes suddenly lit up into 24K titanium alloy eyes!
Huh? It looks so dirty, why doesn't it smell weird at all?
"Immortal, you look at the encounter is also fate, for this fate......" Xiao Rang grinned and his face was full of teeth.
"What?" said the old beggar's face was full of confusion.
Xiao Rang almost knelt down, if he learned this skill, he would turn his head for five yuan and go to hell!
Xiao Rang's eyes were firm: "Old immortal, since you know magic, then you can use magic to give me the little fairy Xiulian!"
It is said that the pomegranate skirt dies, and it is also romantic to be a ghost.
It was a talent not to learn magic, but since the old beggar seemed to have a leg with him, it must not be difficult to fulfill his wishes.
"The goddess is waiting for the general to return, but the general is in love with another fairy?" the old beggar could not help but wake up, so angry that his arms trembled, and his beard almost flew up.
"Don't you know magic, I'm just asking you to give me the goddess Xiulian!"
Xiao Rang decided to satisfy the old beggar, oh no, the old immortal!
Just let yourself do this kind of thing!
Don't harm other men!
Xiao Rang glared at the old beggar, and made up his mind in his heart, since he knew magic and met by fate, he must let this old man give him the Xiulian Fairy!
Besides, what I love is Xiuxiu!
Is there something wrong?
Can't Xiulian be called Xiuxiu?
"Magic can't be used like this, and even if it does, the old man can't help but fall in love with another woman!" the old beggar was full of pain.
But Xiao Rang decided to let the old beggar understand better, isn't it Xiuxiu who he loves?
The conscience of heaven and earth! is so good-looking, you must be a fool if you don't love it!
Xiao Rang felt that the old immortal in front of him didn't understand: "Old man, I also said Xiuxiu! You just need to give Xiulian to me, and I will call her Xiuxiu in the future!"
The old beggar sighed and pointed at Xiao Rang: "You...... You ......"
"The old man didn't want to lie to me, did he?"
Xiao Rang was suddenly furious, is he so unlucky today? Obviously said that he would let himself see the Xiuxiu fairy, and he would be magical, but in the end, he still couldn't fulfill himself?
"You...... You...... You ......" The old beggar pointed at Xiao Rang, as if he was about to faint at any moment
"Oh oh oh!" Xiao Rang pointed to the old beggar and suddenly realized: "I know." ”
The old beggar was overjoyed: "Does the general remember me?"
"That's!" Xiao Rang slapped his thigh and pointed at the old beggar: "Aren't you the ......"
Who's that? Why did you suddenly forget?
"Sacrifice. The old beggar reminded in surprise.
"No, no, no. Xiao Rang had a headache when he thought about it.
After a moment, it suddenly dawned on me, isn't this the old beggar who pulled himself to tell his fortune that day?
"You're the old liar who tried to trick me on the side of the street that day, and I only had three steel hammers left in my pocket!"
"Smack!"
Xiao Rang only felt that his palms were empty, his head ached, and he seemed to see the bright red liquid slowly flowing down.
Glass shards spilled all over the floor.
Wei Wuchen rubbed the broken bottle mouth in his hand, and sighed slightly: "Sure enough, the goddess understands the general." ”
Xiao let the soft fall down, and finally said MMP in his heart, sure enough, those who can fly are capable.
Stinky salted fish has something to say:
In fact, when I wrote this chapter, I already had the network cable ready.
I'm really afraid that Xiulian's "fairy" will come to the door and beat me up and can't take care of myself, after all, this "fairy" may be bigger than anyone else......
I've always said that I'm a big X cute girl, but Salted Fish has always felt that his must be a little twitter.
Because generally big people speak with facts, and if they really want to be big, they often don't talk about it!
Thanks to the world mobile game, Fuyao Wanli District: "After all, I am Xiulian" provided the name.
I also hope that you can provide me with some names~ Thank you, good night everyone~
Jul 18, 2018 22:26:15