Chapter 329 Change the stick and hit again
Shen Feng saw a group of people surrounding him, and one by one he showed a fierce light, and he couldn't use his eyes to strip off his clothes, uh! no, strip Mei Ruoliu's clothes. couldn't help frowning, and asked with a bitter face: "I'm the one who came here to set the fire, and you guys stopped me, so should I let the fire go or not?"
"Hey, the kid is not small, dare to come to Ding's house to set fire? It's still the same sentence, leave this little girl, how far you can go! If you hesitate a little longer, Lao Tzu will directly let your blood out!" Ding San, who was the leader, squinted his eyes, looked at Mei Ruoliu with a blasphemous expression, and scolded Shen Feng.
"Yo, can I ask? Are you a man or a woman? Why do I look at you with a fair face? Are you bent? Let me tell you, hehe, my eyes can't do anything else, look at this you are looking at a quasi-child, bent straight, I sweep it with my eyes, I can't make a mistake!" Shen Feng looked at Ding San with a surprised face, and asked with a surprised look.
Shen Feng's words made everyone around Ding San couldn't help laughing, and then glanced at his leader Ding San strangely.
"You?" Ding San didn't expect Shen Feng to say this suddenly, and immediately became angry, picked up the wooden stick in his hand and was about to smash it at Shen Feng.
"Stop, why do you take a stick all day long? Do you like this? Do your parents know about your habits? Do they support and understand you? Or do you meet true love among them? Don't worry, I never discriminate against people like you, but can you stop holding a stick all day, don't you think it's too dirty to hold it? If you get sick or something when you use it at night, then you won't have any sexual blessings in your life!" Shen Feng saw that this thing's eyes were not honest, so he planned to disgust him before beating him, even if he couldn't kill him today, it would make his future life forever shrouded in a crooked shadow.
"Uh, really?"
"Tsk, I really didn't see that Ding San still has this hobby?"
"No, this grandson's eyes are too poisonous, he can see this?"
"Liar, scolding people around the corner! It must be a lie! No, I have to stay away from Ding San in the future, don't fucking be a bend, that's disgusting!"
"I'll go, no wonder it was so late last time, Ding San still had to invite me to drink, it turned out that he didn't have a good heart!"
"Hmph! No wonder the last time he made a mistake, he bribed him with Caiyuelou's little Caidie, he didn't do it, he liked men!"
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Whether it was true or not, Shen Feng's words caused a trace of ripples in the hearts around him. Although some are disgusting and some are enlightened, this ripple will spread more and more widely and bigger as time passes, and eventually form an arrogant and unruly wave, completely drowning Ding San in it. If Ding San had perseverance, maybe he would still be clean, and if he was a little hesitant and stupid, maybe he would really change his sexual orientation, so that Shen Feng's words would become true.
But Ding San didn't care so much at this time, when he inadvertently saw a pair of strange eyes around him, and even found that someone was subconsciously looking at his ass and peeking, he felt that he was about to go crazy. Directly picked up the wooden stick, wah-wow, and screamed and threw himself at Shen Feng.
Just when the wooden stick was about to hit Shen Feng's head, Shen Feng hurriedly dodged to the side, bent over and vomited, and then looked at Ding San, who didn't know why, and said, "Your fucking stick is too stinky, isn't it? You can't use such a-stirring stick to pick it up here, not only will you affect my combat effectiveness, but you're also too unhygienic, right?"
Shen Feng saw Ding San holding a stick and was stunned, then put the stick under his nose and sniffed, looking at Shen Feng suspiciously. I secretly said in my heart: "Doesn't it stink, why do you make this grandson disgusting like that?"
Seeing this, Shen Feng hurriedly said with an angry face: "Don't come out if you don't have the ability, disgusting or not disgusting, are you?" Let me tell you, if you don't change the stick today, whoever fights you will be the son of your grandfather's younger brother's uncle!"
"What? What is that? Grandpa, brother or grandfather, what uncle? This grandson can't be counted as a generation!" In the crowd, there were really rammers there with their fingers, counting the seniority that Shen Feng was talking about, but in the end they still didn't pay attention to it.
"Okay! Lao Tzu will follow you, come, give me your stick!" Ding San looked angry, and said in his heart, Lao Tzu will follow your words, even if you change the stick, you will still be stoned to death with a stick!
Thinking of this, Ding San turned around and handed the stick in his hand to the person closest to him, intending to exchange sticks with the other party.
However, what he didn't expect was that the other party hesitated and didn't want to reach out to pick it up, not only that, but even took a few steps back and said to the person next to him: "Wheel, your wooden stick is beautiful, hurry up and change it to Boss Ding!"
"Huh?" The man called the wheel was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly defended: "Pretty fart, don't you see that there are still a lot of small burrs on this side? If I prick Leader Ding's hand again, then I won't be punished? No, no, you see you're still wrapped in a strip of red cloth, it's even more fucking good-looking!"
"I can't do this either, don't you see that this is not so straight, it's a little crooked!Ahh
Ding San saw that both of them refused to exchange with him with disgust and panic, so he looked directly at the others, and looked inquiring.
"This place of my hand is too slippery to fit, hehe, really!"
"I'm more slippery, I almost flew fluttering just now, and I finally caught it!"
"I'm a little bit less straight, I don't believe it, it's still with a curvature!"
"Boss Ding, it's not like I don't want to change with you, I'm new, and it's not so easy!"
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As more and more people refused, Shen Feng's face became more and more exciting, and he said in his heart, what kind of thing is this? It's just a casual scolding, but you really believe it? Good guy, whoever you exchange with this grandson surnamed Ding now will be pregnant.
But Ding San's expression was getting colder and colder, and Tie Qing's face was almost freezing. When he looked at the last thin man, his eyes almost erupted with anger, and the warning was very obvious.
I saw that the other party was frightened by his gaze, and then put on a righteous and awe-inspiring look and said: "Look at it, see for yourself, how well does Boss Ding treat everyone on weekdays? Now he has encountered something, but what about you?" The thin monkey-like young man became more and more energetic the more he spoke, and when he looked at Ding San with his peripheral vision, he found that Ding San's complexion had eased a lot, and he couldn't help but be secretly happy, knowing that his sycophants were right.
Since this was the case, he stood up directly from the queue and pointed to the other nurses who lowered their heads and did not say a word.
"Look, look, none of them speak, right? All of them have their heads bowed, planning to be turtles with shrunken heads? Isn't there any one who bravely stands up and says a warm word to our Ding leader, 'I'll stand up to you'? What kind of behavior is this? It's light to say that you are a white-eyed wolf, right? Cowards! All of them are cowards, traitors! Feed the dog that is not familiar!"
The thin monkey's words became more and more difficult to hear, and some people couldn't help but warn: "Our stick is just not very suitable, and you thin monkey should also pay attention to this when you speak! Besides, the phrase 'I will top you' is not a warm word, right?"
"Ouch! Tut-tut! Look, what am I talking about, I don't want to admit it! I'll tell you Zhao Ji'er, I'm not used to seeing you look like a chicken thief all day long. Others say that you have corns on your feet, but I think you also have corns in your heart, right? Tell me yourself, what's wrong with our Ding leader's stick? Tell me what's wrong? Isn't it just a little dirty and a little smelly? What's the big deal? You don't want to change it, right? I'm a skinny monkey! What's the matter?" the skinny monkey pouted and counted everyone with a look of contempt. Then he said to Ding San very righteously: "Leader Ding, they are telling Lu Yao not to make any effort, and run away in trouble! What's the matter? Just change a stick, Leader Ding, you wait, my thin monkey will go to the tree to break a branch for you, my thin monkey climbs the tree, it is definitely a gust of wind, numb, and my stick is not very suitable, but don't worry, I will definitely find a suitable one for you, and I guarantee that it is more than ten times better than this stick in my hand!"
As he spoke, the thin monkey put the stick in his hand under his armpit and walked to a few pear trees next to him, "I'll find you a pear wood, strong and durable, and with the fragrance of pear blossoms, even if you are a crooked one as the grandson said." It's a lot better than other sticks......"
The people around looked at the thin monkey holding a wooden stick, twisting his butt and heading towards the pear tree, and couldn't help but be happy in their hearts, "Okay! I heard what your thin monkey said so lively, I thought you would directly exchange your stick with Leader Ding, but you had to break a branch, damn it, who are these people?"
And Ding San, who had been standing there, suddenly realized at this time, and found that this grandson had been talking for a long time, in order to pat himself on the back, he just wanted to go to the tree to break a branch to fool himself, and he couldn't help but be so angry that his teeth itched, and his originally relieved face turned purple again.
Shen Feng was also in a state of bewilderment, looking at the group of strange people in front of him stupidly, and couldn't help but secretly admire the magic of nature, "Absolutely, really fucking amazing! How powerful are these genes to create this group of strange people of the Ding family? The Ding family is really a hundred-year-old family, and even his mother's way of thinking is different from that of normal humans, ordinary people just use their brains to think about truth and falsehood and distinguish between right and wrong, and this Ding family obviously uses Ding Ding to think about all problems directly!"