060 Revenge
If Xue Yutian said it to Qin Yuefeng, it would be reasonable, but after thinking about it, the time is not right, when Brother Ku came over, Xue Yutian had just left, not to mention that Xue Yutian himself is a doctor, and it is natural to prescribe medicine to me, why bother to buy the little eunuch to come over?
I couldn't figure it out, I was so irritable that I fell asleep in a daze, and my heart was not steady.
When I woke up, the first thing I had to do was give the cicadas their breath.
Li Gonggong's name Li Wanquan, as his name suggests, is very thoughtful in doing things, but it was in front of the emperor, in front of the little palace maid and little eunuch, Li Wanquan was quite domineering, not only the harem concubines, but even the ministers of civil and military affairs had to give him three points of thin noodles, and it was not an exaggeration to say that he was nine thousand years old.
It seems that it is difficult for such a person to stumble on him, but people have weaknesses, according to Cicada Ming, Li Wanquan's weaknesses are very common, love money and love women.
It's just that this is a weakness that is easy to be taken advantage of, love money, and there are countless people in the palace vying to give him treasures, and he is afraid that he will not lack it for a long time. The second is to love women, this, hehe, there is no such thing as what should be, what is the use of loving again.
When I woke up early in the morning, I had soft sleepy eyes, and shouted in a hoarse voice to the cicadas, and the cicadas had already gotten up, and she heard my call, and pushed the door in with a smile, holding a basin of warm water and a handkerchief in her hand.
"The girl woke up, and the slave wiped your body with hot water, and the girl's body was inconvenient, but slowly, slowly. Her eyebrows and eyes smiled into crooked little crescents, which were very beautiful.
"Why don't you remember, it's just me and you here, what should you call me?"
"Sister. The cicada chirped softly.
"Tsk, louder, I can't hear you. β
Cicada Ming knew that I was deliberately teasing her, and blushed slightly, but she also shouted again in a bright voice: "Sister!"
"Hey~ This is a good sister. I nodded in satisfaction, stretched out my arm and let the cicada gently wipe my arm with a hot-water cloth, only to feel warm all over.
After a while, I sat up, listened to the outside with my ears sideways, lowered my voice and asked the cicada: "Those little eunuchs, are you outside?"
Cicada nodded: "When I came in, they knew that the girl was awake and was already outside." β
Okay, yes, let's get started with the first step.
The first step is.
I smiled, patted the cicada's shoulder, laughed a few times, and deliberately amplified my voice: "Cicada Ming, let's have breakfast early, and you will accompany me to a place later." After saying that, I winked my eyebrows at the cicada and reminded her to cooperate with me.
Cicada Ming is really a clever girl, she also pinched her throat, and raised her voice: "Okay, I don't know where the girl wants to go?"
"I, I want to go to the emperor's jade liquid pool!"
Cicada Ming opened her eyes slightly, and said, "Oh, girl, the jade liquid pool is a royal holy place, and it has always been only allowed by those who have been favored by the emperor, so we can't go!"
I watched the cicadas chirp with emotion, and said in my heart that the little girl was quite good at acting, with a nose and eyes.
"Hey!" I pretended to regret, "That's a pity, I saw auspicious clouds floating in the direction of the jade liquid pool yesterday, and I calculated by myself, and I found that there are sharks in the jade liquid pool today!"
This time, the cicada was also stunned, and subconsciously asked: "Shark?"
"That's right, the merman is an ancient beast, full of treasures, tears can be turned into pearls, scales can be turned into gold, and what is more amazing is that the meat of the merman is a holy product to replenish the yang, hundreds of times more precious than deer blood, and legend has it that it can even rejuvenate men in some places. I raised my eyebrows at the cicada, and the cicada froze for a moment, as if thinking about my words, and when I reacted, my face turned red as soon as I brushed the ground.
After saying this, I paused for a few minutes, then waved at the cicada and motioned for her to go out and have a look.
Cicada Ming opened the door carefully, walked out, and jumped back excitedly after a while, "Sister, sister, little eunuch, they are really gone." β
I nodded in satisfaction, the first step,. It's done.
What the eunuch cares about most is nothing more than that, Li Wanquan, as a very lustful eunuch, means that he will care about what he loses.
Now there's something like this that can help him get back what he's lost, and even if it sounds incredible, I bet he'll still try. That's my guess, but I'm 90% sure.
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On the other side, the little eunuchs who were eavesdropping outside the Mingxiu Gate couldn't suppress the ecstasy in their hearts, and they stumbled to find their master, Li Wanquan, the chief eunuch in the palace.
Since the master came to this remote and dilapidated warm pavilion to monitor a big-bellied woman who didn't know where to come from, they didn't want to be aggrieved in their hearts, the key is that the big-bellied woman called Mingxiu didn't have anything to do all day, except to accompany the queen mother, that is, to take a recliner and sit in the pavilion to bask in the sun, the whole person was like a blank piece of paper, there was nothing suspicious.
But the emperor values her, and the queen mother is also very cautious about her, presumably, she should be a not simple person.
Now, at last, they heard something useful from the mouth of the pot-bellied woman, and it was great news for the eunuch.
"What? does that girl really say that?" Li Wanquan listened to the words of a few little eunuchs, and the teacup in his hand fell to the ground and shattered.
Li Wanquan's hands couldn't help but tremble, he was excited, but he still maintained a trace of sanity, how could there be anything that was gone, eighty percent was the girl's nonsense, but after thinking about it, the battle of Linbo City, it was also this girl who defeated the Youta tribe without a single soldier, what is it called an empty city plan, it is simply unheard of, if it doesn't really happen, who will believe it, it can be seen that the girl's words are still credible, and the emperor seems to attach great importance to the girl.
Thinking about it like this, Li Wanquan's heart fluctuated again, if what the girl said was true, then even if she was desperate, it was worth giving it a try, the jade liquid pool, others couldn't get in, he Li Wanquan, as the most faceable eunuch around the emperor, was still fine, the key was not to let the emperor find out, everything else was easy to say.
Li Wanquan pinched his fingers and calculated, today the emperor went back to the concubine Niangniang for lunch, and he would usually accompany the concubine to leave after taking a nap, so he should have time to go to the jade liquid pool.
"You fools!" Li Wanquan said angrily: "I was actually played around by a few words from a dead girl, think about it with your brains, is this possible?!"
Several eunuchs were inexplicable by Li Wanquan's anger, but they were helpless. can only be broken like cold water, nodded in frustration, and waited for the pavilion.
At that time, I was taking a recliner with Cicada Ming and basking in the sun in the pavilion, Cicada Ming watched the little eunuch walk back one after another with his head down, and said hurriedly: "Sister, why did they come back." Don't they take what we said seriously. β
I lay on the soft chair, opened my half-squinted eyes and looked at them, and said calmly: "Don't worry, it doesn't matter if they believe it or not, the key is Li Wanquan, whether he believes it or not." β
Seeing that it was almost noon, I went out with the cicada chirping, I have not been in vain in the harem these days, I remember a lot of small things, such as the emperor likes to visit the concubine at this time, and he has always accompanied the concubine to take a nap before leaving.
So, I pondered that the time was almost up, so I went to the Guifei Hall with the cicada song.
The emperor and the concubine finished lunch, I asked the cicada to go in and take a sneak look, Li Wanquan was really not there, and asked the eunuch on the side, saying that Li Wanquan had diarrhea and could not serve the holy driver.
Diarrhea, phew!
I saw that the timing was almost there, so I started the second part, Face Saint.
Although the emperor will not be happy to see me at such a time, if he hears my story, the emperor may be more happy.
My story is like this: last night I finished talking with the Queen Mother, and suddenly saw auspicious clouds in the Tianshan Mountains, pinched my fingers, and found that there was an auspicious birth in the direction of the Taiye Pool, thinking that there was a birth of Guanyin, a son who was born, to ensure the prosperity of the empire.
"You also know how to tell fortunes?" the emperor listened to my narration, and his already frowning brow furrowed even tighter.
I knelt on the ground with a sincere face, "Don't hide it from the emperor, sending Guanyin is a good luck, auspicious omen, you don't need to be very proficient in reasoning to find out, the people's women are brave, and the people's daughters are not worthy of going to worship, but the people's daughters learned that the concubine was pregnant, so they sent an aunt to visit the shrine instead of the mother, which is also good." β
I originally thought that if the emperor or the concubine went to the jade liquid pool, it would be easy to find out that Li Wanquan had secretly broken into the jade liquid pool, then he would definitely not be able to eat and walk away.
But the emperor is the emperor, smarter than me, he smiled slightly, squinted his eyes, and said: "In this case, it is inconvenient for the concubine to bow down if she is pregnant, and you are also pregnant, so you come to visit the auspicious Rui of Guanyin for the concubine." β
Fuck your mom, I'm pregnant too, and it's inconvenient for my belly to be bigger than the concubine, are you blind.
Of course, this is a complaint in my heart, I naturally can't expect the emperor to cherish me, I heard the smiling tiger emperor kick the ball back to me, for a moment my mind was blank, yes, I didn't have a planB, I was naΓ―ve, thinking that this group of ancients didn't have many fancy intestines, and they also overestimated their own shrewdness.
But after a while, I had another plan in my heart, so I responded with a smile: "The folk girl is willing to work for the concubine." β
When I came out of the Guifei Palace, I pulled the cicada and asked, "Cicada Ming, do you remember the little eunuch who came to bring me the burden yesterday?"
Cicada Ming thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Remember, that face has no expression at all, but it is still fresh in people's memory." β
"Well," I thought for a moment, and continued, "Then do you know that the little eunuch is from that palace?"
This stumped the cicada, she frowned and thought about it, and finally slapped her thigh: "Sister, I'm not sure, but guessing from the direction he came, it should be Jingshifang." β
Jingshifang is responsible for the coordination and scheduling of the entire palace, there are thousands of relationships and clues, and it takes ten out of ten people to do it, that cool brother's expressionless appearance, it is really hard to imagine that he can be an errand in Jingshifang.
"Let's go," I took the hand of the cicada, "let's go to the worship room." β