Chapter 1: The Black-bellied God and the Spit Traverser (1)
Those who are familiar with Lin Yu know that although this seemingly harmless young guy raised in an orphanage keeps claiming to be an anime otaku, in fact, he can only be regarded as an ACG lover at most - because no otaku spends 300 days out of 365 days a year traveling outside. In fact, the thing Lin Yu hates the most is to stay in one place for half a day without moving, he prefers to run around, look at the scenery, taste the specialties, and look at the beauties to deceive little Lori.
I'm sorry, I mean Lin Yu, he prefers to feed Lori lollipops...... Okay, please don't dwell on this question anymore, anyway, I believe everyone can see that this guy is a master who causes trouble everywhere. Lin Yu often travels aimlessly around the country, and in the middle of the journey, he spends his time watching anime and writing time-traveling novels. Because of the more customs and various things he has seen, coupled with the fact that he has watched a lot of Japanese animation's various narrative methods and expression techniques, Lin Yu's novels have also gained a lot of popularity.
But none of the above can help Lin Yu stay calm in the face of the situation in front of him.
Although he is now in a white and nothing-for-nothing space, there is a handsome scumbag in front of him, as if small golden stars and bright red roses can emerge around him at any time, and a pair of chicken wings are stretched out from his back, and the blonde man who declares that he is a god no matter how he looks at it, it looks like the power in his novel that throws the protagonist into the other world, but his body is translucent. Obviously, he must have hung up on the original earth.
"I'm dizzy, didn't I just save a little Lori who ran to the middle of the road to pick up a doll, why did I get a bento like this!? I'm not even thirty years old!" Lin Yu hugged his head and yelled.
β...... Uh, why haven't you reached the age of 30, you're already an uncle who has stepped into menopause, right? Besides, you yourself write a time-traveling novel, and you should know the plot of the time-traveling after being hit by a car?"
"You're the uncle, and your whole family is an uncle who is messing with each other! Of course I know what is going on. But I sing the song of spring every day, how can I get a bento when I am hit by a car!?" Lin Yu is still crazy, "I still have a lot of anime that I haven't watched, and there are new books to update...... (Broken thoughts)"
"You're enough. The man in front of Lin Yu wiped a handful of cold sweat that slipped down, "Meet me, my name is Locklip, and I happened to pass by the god here today." For the sake of saving a cute Lori who I plan to hide my identity and train in the nether realm, I can help you cross it once. β
Lin Yu: "...... (Broken thoughts continue)"
Locklip shrugged, "Well, maybe you'd rather go with your country's underworld administrators." Then I won't bother. β
Lin Yu grabbed him: "Great God, please help me cross." β
Locklip grimaced and said, "OK, as a great lolicon, I'll help you once if I say anything." β
Lin Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Although I am also Lolitacon, I don't think Lolitacon is great." And what's the deal with your phrase 'planning to train in the nether'!?"
"You don't have to worry about the little things. Locklip waved his hand and said, "To be honest, there are a lot of people who travel through now, and it is not easy to find a world that no one has crossed. But the other two days I was bored and made a space and created a miniature world in it. If you don't mind being the size of a bacterium on Earth right now, I can send you to the little world I created. What do you think?"
"The size of a bacterium, am I still a human?" Lin Yu was directly embarrassed.
"Maybe you didn't get it. I mean, you're going to be the size of a bacterium, but still human. Because in my miniature world, all human beings are a little bit bigger. β
"Then why don't you build a world where the natives are about the size of the earthlings?"
"I don't have that much mana. β
"I understand, it's worthy of being a third-rate god who is not famous. It's also said that you built a Lilliputian by yourself, and then you plan to shrink me and throw me in, right?"
"You're not wrong to think so. Locklip nodded, "By the way, it's a magical world that's worn out, do you want to go?"
"As long as you can make me invincible there, I'll go. β
"Absolutely. Locklip suddenly showed a malicious smile, but it was a pity that Lin Yu didn't see it, "Because to that miniature world, I am the creator god." I give you a body of fighting energy that is strong enough to walk sideways and a physical fitness that can recover as long as you don't lose your breath, is this okay?",
"It seems very good, but why do I always feel a very bad premonition?" Lin Yu suddenly shuddered.
"It's a delusion. β
"Sounds more suspicious......"
"What are you chirping, if you don't want to go, the bull head and horse face are waiting outside the barrier, and people are millions of souls up and down every second. β
"Millions of souls per second? Am I going to be 2012 after I hang up?"
Locklip said with black lines: "If you don't complain, will you die?"
"I'm dead. β
"Well, maybe ignoring your words is the right thing to do. So, let's go. β
With a swipe, Lin Yu's eyes suddenly flashed with white light, and he couldn't see anything.
After Lin Yu waited for his eyesight to return to normal, he found himself in an empty cave, and a little sunlight shone in from the entrance of the cave, bringing a trace of warmth.
"Hey, why the cave?" Lin Yu pouted.
"Because I want to make a body for you, I can't do it on the street, right?" Locklip pointed to Lin Yu's body. Lin Yu looked down and found that he was still in a translucent state. Naturally, I can't go out in the sun.
"Let's talk about it first, don't just build me a body. I don't ask you to put a lot of effort into it, but at least it will make me worthy of the audience. Lin Yu said cautiously. The one in front of him is now his reborn parent, if he is not happy to give himself the whole monster face, won't he be chased and beaten by the concave and convex men of the other world every day?
"Don't worry, this god produces, quality assurance, fair price, Tong Su is not bullied, absolutely all of them are heartthrobs who love flowers and flowers and drive cars with flat tires. β
β...... Should I open an invoice for insurance?"
Locklip ignored Lin Yu's complaints, he took out a piece of turquoise crystal and said: "This is the hardest dazzling blue crystal in the world, and what is even more rare is that it has a strong magic fusion at the same time, and it can be said to be the top gem." I'm going to use this to make a body for you, so that your physical fitness will definitely make all the warriors jealous, and you can transform it if you want to learn magic. β
"Do you use crystals? not earth?"
Locklip glanced at Lin Yu: "Hey, the great god Nuwa was making a mass-produced body at the beginning, of course, using the yellow mud that can be seen everywhere." If you want to use loess as a material, I will save a piece of crystal. β
"No, please help me use the best materials. β
"Alright, I'll start when my magic array is ready. You can sleep first. When you wake up, you're done. After Locklip finished speaking, he cast a sleep spell on Lin Yu.
Lin Yu only felt a wave of tiredness coming, and he couldn't resist the intrusion of the sleeping demon anymore, closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.
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"Hey, don't sleep, it's all right!"
In a daze, Lin Yu felt that someone was shouting at him. He blinked vigorously to drive away his sleepiness, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that the man who seemed to have come out of a girl's manga was standing in front of him, stroking his chin with his right hand and squinting at himself, as if admiring a work of art.
Because Locklip's eyes really made Lin Yu uncomfortable, he said, "Hey, I don't have any interest in the back mountain......
Then poor Lin Yu realized that the voice was not his original own, but at the same time it was very familiar to him.
After being stunned for three minutes, Lin Yu lowered his head tremblingly to look at his body, and by the way, he touched it with his hand through his clothes, and then pinched it his face.
Then, after another three minutes of silence, a series of complaints erupted from Lin Yu's mouth like a volcanic eruption.
"Have you read too many transformation novels!? Even if you are poisoned by miscellaneous transformation novels, at least give me a normal body, right? No matter how you look at it, what is the body of Lori, who is only twelve or thirteen years old!? And what's the matter with the blonde hair that is about to drag to the ground!? Blonde hair is just that, I should dye my hair for free. So ......"
Lin Yu took a hard breath when he said this, and roared vigorously: "What's the matter with this voice that is exactly the same as Rie Nailiya!?
"So what you're struggling with is the voice actor. Locklip said to Lin Yu nonchalantly. ,
"No, I'm entangled in all your actions! You perverted lolicon, hurry up and turn me back into a man!"
"That's impossible. β
"Huh, are you perfunctory to me?"
"I'll tell you the reason at the beginning. β
In a rage, Lin Yu forced himself to calm down and analyze.
The guy in front of him is Lori Controlβ he is only interested in Loriβ he will only do Lori's body.
"No~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!" Lin Yu couldn't help but howl miserably.
"Looks like I get it. Locklip nodded, "Then do you want to see this body that will be used for a lifetime?
"Will ordinary cosmetic surgery change even the gender!?"
Locklip once again chose to ignore Lin Yu's complaints, and he conjured up a floor-to-ceiling mirror and put it in front of Lin Yu: "Look." β
In the mirror is a petite and cute Lori, wearing a gothic dress with green lace trims in pink tones. The silky blonde hair hung down his slender shoulders to his calves, and Lin Yu was sure that as long as he sat down, even if he sat on a chair, his hair would stick to the ground. The eyes are the turquoise blue of the crystal stone that Locklip used as a material, and they are full of aura. Combined with a tall small nose bridge and a small mouth, the whole face looks so cute that you can't help but want to pinch it.
This loli is as stunning as a life-size delicate doll, and the dull hair on the top of her head also makes people have the urge to touch her little head - however, Lin Yu knows very well that if nothing else, this loli will be what she looks like in the eyes of others in the other world.
"See?" Locklip put away the mirror, "then give yourself a new name." Or I'll do it for you?"
"It's decided, let's call it Rose. I'm sure you've recently seen a light novel about dragons and its anime adaptation. β
"It's not my problem, it's that the author has cut corners in terms of character. β
"Okay, okay, it's definitely not okay to call Rose. So, what about Alicia?" Lin Yu scratched his head.
"I don't care, as long as you remember it yourself. Don't let others call you when you don't react. Locklip said as he pulled out a bracelet embellished with colored gemstones, "Here you go, the necessary props for the crossing." β
"Huh?" Lin Yu, oh no, she should be called Alicia by nowβshe took it inexplicably and asked, "What is this bracelet?"
"Space items. β
β...... Sure enough, it's a must-have prop. How big is the space?"
"A football field. But there's nothing in it except for a custom weapon for you. β
Alicia's eyes lit up when she heard the weapon: "Is it an artifact? It must be an artifact!"
Countless black lines hung down from Locklip's head: "...... You're playing a lot online. β
And here Alicia has already recognized the bracelet with blood, and then pulled out the Locklip prepared for her, well, it is indeed an artifact.
"This, this, this is a shrimp!?" Alicia was so shocked that her voice turned sour.
"It's obviously a two-handed sword. Rest assured, with the Dou Qi energy I lost to you, you can easily use it. "And don't you think it's a very contrasting thing for a petite and cute Lori to wield an oversized heavy weapon?"
"No, I don't think a loli wielding a steel plate of the city gate will be cute......" Alicia looked at the sword blade in her hand that was at least ten meters long, the sword was about two meters wide, and the thickness of the blade actually reached a finger long two-handed sword, and she didn't even feel like complaining.
"Anla, this thing is made of Nine Heavens Dark Iron, and ordinary artifacts can't touch it. β
"Of course you can't touch it, this thing is obviously injured when you rub it, and you will die if you touch it! Anyway, none of the people who died under its attack were hacked to death, all of them were stoned to death, right!?"
"Looks like you're a good match for this weapon, and you know it. β
"Boom!" there was a loud bang, and Locklip gorgeously burrowed into the hard rock, only his legs exposed and shook outside. And Alicia held a long sword on one side and maintained a standard baseball hitting motion and roared: "Less poor, hurry up and find a way to turn me back into a man!",
"Ah, I said it was impossible. Locklip effortlessly broke free and stroked his hair in a chic manner, "I'm only interested in the beautiful and cute little Lori, and I don't know anything about the man's body structure." β
"Please at least figure out your own body structure!"
Locklip once again chose to ignore this complaint: "I must remind you that you are not invincible now. Although you have the powerful fighting spirit that I lost to you, you don't know any martial arts at all, so I will arrange for you to enter a school for systematic learning. When you learn even the most basic martial arts, you can walk sideways with that fighting spirit. Uh, you look upset?"
"Of course! Even if I become an otherworldly version of Dugu seeking defeat or simply unifying the world, I'm just a daughter! And not only can't I tell the beautiful women around me, but I'm the same target of other people's strategies as they are!!I'm going crazy just thinking about the scene where men confess to me!!" Alicia screamed as she pulled her long silky hair down and kept banging her forehead against the wall.
β...... You can try to go to the lily. β
There was another loud bang, and this time Locklip flew out of the hole and turned into a star shining in the sky.
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After hours, Alicia finally gave up on the idea of becoming a man again.
Because in addition to being a lolitacon, the guy in front of him is convinced that he still has M attributes after rounds of poisonous tongues, spit complaints, and two-handed sword attacks......
"If I could go back and continue writing books, I would definitely write this sentence at the beginning of the latest transformation novel: The protagonists in countless transformation novels use the facts full of blood and tears to remind us that when we encounter a type of crossing that needs to reshape our bodies, super combat attributes and perverted special abilities are all floating clouds, and only gender is the most important!" The expression on Alicia's face at this time no longer knew whether she was crying or laughing.
"You can't go back, just stay here and let me train well. Locklip, covered in wounds, lay on the ground and said in a tone that was not injured at all.
"Train your sister, you guy who is not even as good as toxic industrial waste, hurry up and die!" Alicia kicked Locklip in the face with her right foot in a beautiful little leather boot, and then gritted her teeth while stepping hard, "It's a big harm to the world that a guy like you who only wastes resources and energy is still alive, so give me a self-discipline now!"
"That's right,I'm a scum~~~~!!Oh,In my lucky color is sky blue, what a refreshing thing to be stepped on by such a cute Lori today!!Please push harder~~~~~"
"......" Alicia retracted her foot stupidly, she didn't bother to complain about it.
"If you don't continue, let me give you a basic overview of the new world you're about to live into. Locklip said with a sparkling pose, looking like a perfect gentleman. It's a pity that the small footprints on his face have completely destroyed the image.
"Check-in...... Are you a salesman in the sales office of a real estate developer?"
Of course, the great god of lolicon once again chose to ignore the complaint. He put his palm on top of Alicia's head and said, "Now I will transfer the basic knowledge and knowledge to you, and please do not move in the meantime." β