"The reason is that one race is one full, and what's more, if you kid belittle my Praetorian Guard, what kind of genius who is famous all over the world, how can he succumb to the Praetorian Guard and spread to Fanbang foreign countries, so that the barbarians laugh at me No one in the Central Plains is rude...... Listen, what is this called, if you kid is in our guard, you will be subservient, my guard should raise some wine bags and rice bags, which will give the president a headache, and fight with those masters every day, if I don't stop it, you kid ......"

"Since the Praetorian Guard Presidential Leader is so embarrassed, why don't you release my son-in-law!"

Yan Zi spoke leisurely, she couldn't get used to seeing anyone dancing in front of her son-in-law. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Lu Shanren was choked, and he couldn't stop talking, his old face turned red, and he didn't know where to put his waving hands.

"Xiao Yan, how do you talk to my senior brother, you go to rest, I have something to say to my senior brother. ”

Xu Yi waved away Yan Zi and said with a smile, "Senior brother, even Xiao Yan understands, why do you bother to detour with me, you are becoming more and more unupright." ”

Lu Shanren said angrily, "You kid still has a smile, if it weren't for me, your kid would have been sent to the border." Yes, your kid is now famous, and he is a living signboard of the Praetorian Guard, but have you ever thought about it, what kind of temperament is the Praetorian Presidential Guard? I can tell you clearly, the Praetorian Presidential Collar is the milk brother of today's son, and it is best to be famous, even if he presses you to the border, he will never let you be dragged away by civilian officials. If it weren't for Lao Tzu to speak for you, you wouldn't be able to hold back this time, and you would dare to have a hippie smile with me. ”

Xu Yi said, "Senior brother misunderstood, where am I a hippie smile, but I know that there is a senior brother in the Praetorian Guard to take care of me, and it is not my turn to suffer, so why should I worry." You see, isn't my brother taking care of this big thing for me? Come on, come on, don't thank you, I respect my brother for three bowls, and do it first for respect. "Let's sift three bowls and drink them one by one.

saw that Lu Shanren was still angry. Xu Yi said, "That's it, since the senior brother still hasn't forgiven, I'll drink this altar." ”

The big hand helped the edge of the altar, but was slapped open by Lu Shanren, "Stinky boy, play with me, you are still tender, you are ashamed." You have a fart ashamed, Lao Tzu sulks, just watch you eat and drink, when Lao Tzu is stupid, Lao Tzu will not be fooled by you!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the jar and poured it into his mouth, standing up as he poured, and walked to the grill. Pulled a fat leg of lamb and tore it in a big bite. While chewing, he said vaguely, "Lao Tzu can be regarded as seeing through your kid and making you feel guilty, that's impossible, instead of talking nonsense to you, it's better to eat your meal hard." ”

Let's talk about it. Lu Shanren really stopped picking up the stubble, eating and drinking with his head bored, and in a moment he ate a roast sheep without leaving a drip, and he didn't even give Xu Yi any bone residue.

Two big men, let go of the belly. After eating the wind and clouds, Yan Zi worked for half a day, but half a cup of tea made the two of them ruined.

"Don't say it, your pretty maid's skills are amazing, you can be a chef in our guards. ”

Full of wine and food, Lu Shanren's mood improved a lot, and he praised vaguely while picking his teeth.

"Senior brother don't beat my idea, this matter is stopped. ”

"I know that you kid is baby, otherwise I wouldn't have turned my face with King Pu Anyi for this girl. ”

"The more the senior brother pulls it, the more crooked it becomes, the first time I saw it that day, I only felt that the senior brother was full of righteousness, and after a long time of friendship, I found out that the senior brother is also a layman!"

"What's wrong with cheesiness, with you kid, Lao Tzu still has to hold it, isn't it too tiring. ”

"What the senior brother said is reasonable, I don't know how I solved this matter, presumably the senior brother didn't come just to lose his temper. ”

"Your kid is a monkey spirit, it's not the old way, don't let your kid show his face, let the wind cool down slowly, this time you kid can remember, don't show off, wait for this rumor to pass. ”

"Senior brother means that I can be idle during this time and deal with it myself?"

"You kid thinks very beautifully, don't arrange you to do things, how to explain internally, do you really want to treat you as an uncle? That's the case, the triennial material selection ceremony will be opened in Canglong Mountain Dragon Head Peak in January, and your kid will inspect it on behalf of the Janissaries. ”

Xu Yi rowed a flying boat in his mind, "Could it be the Seven Great Sects' selection of materials and Taoism?"

Lu Shanren said, "Say that you kid is occluded, you still know everything, exactly! However, it is not only the seven major factions, the major families will also send people to the scene, if they meet good qualifications, they will scramble, and my guards themselves will also have a piece of the pie, and now the children of the guards are not as good as the generation, and they must add some fresh blood to rush this lifeless pool." Of course, you don't have to bother with this, there is a Praetorian Guard over there, you go out and play and press the position. ”

"Senior brother treats me, I really have nothing to say. ”

This time, Xu Yi really couldn't help but admit it, what Lu Shanren confessed was actually some small work to brush up on qualifications, which was neither dangerous nor exhausting.

Lu Shanren said, "It's good that you kid knows." After that, he sighed heavily, "Hey, I knew that today, my brother should also learn literature when he was young." ”

"Senior brother, why did you say this?" Xu Yi was puzzled.

Lu Shanren suddenly looked at him with admiration, "The chief leader of the Praetorian Guard said that he was not used to looking at civil officials, and he looked down on those who love to chew words, in the end, he still likes to chew words, your kid has been promoted again, Lord Deputy Commander of Nanwei." As he spoke, an official ring appeared in his palm.

"What does that mean?"

"Your kid has been promoted again, grandma's, what is three moves a day, this is three moves a day, your kid has not even entered the Yamen, the commander of the guard, the official position is rising, Lao Tzu has served in the ban for twenty years, and now he is just a commander, your kid came to the guard for a few days, and he became the deputy commander, that is, the prince, the champion performs his duties, and he is not promoted like you......"

Lu Shanren was really a little indignant.

"As far as I know, Dayue is the most important name, not a yin attack, not a great merit, and must not move officials for no reason, what is going on. ”

Today's Xu Yi is no longer a newcomer to officialdom, and the rough rules are already in his chest.

Lu Shanren didn't have a good breath and said, "This is why I said that the Praetorian Guard president said one thing and did another, usually the most annoying civil official, but he prefers those who are proficient in poetry and literature, but it seems that he can't eat and says that it is not delicious, and when he really eats, he refuses to let go of holding the bowl." No, the deputy commander of the Southern Guard, Baba, sent it to you, regardless of our opposition, saying that just by your literary name, the prestige of the Praetorian Guards has greatly increased, and in the future, the Praetorian Guards will no longer be accused of being vulgar and unliterate, it is all your credit, and with this merit, it is enough to be a commander. ”

"The strange thing is that the officials who have always been promoted to the Praetorian Guard system and have been very strict in guarding them have not talked about any rules this time, and they have been allowed all the way. Tsk, these big guys are all good all the way......"

ps: Yesterday it seemed like 44 monthly passes, and today only 46 can be added to two chapters, ask for more, ask for monthly passes, ask for recommended tickets~ early (to be continued.) )