The senior brother was not in a good position, and when he returned to the team in frustration, Shi Maokeng patted him on the shoulder and comforted: When a man is tired, he will rest.

The elder brother expressed his gratitude.

Wu Zhiyue thought to herself, the senior brother should really buy Prime Minister Gui's "How to Practice Good Eloquence?", take a good look, and it will not be as embarrassed as today, and a few fellow villagers will wrap themselves around.

If there is really a demon and monster enemy at present, before the war, people say that you give me a tongue twister, it is estimated that it will not cost a single soldier, and the senior brother himself will explode on the spot and kill himself.

Immediately, he stepped forward and asked sweetly: Auntie, how to get to Lingzhou City?

The eldest lady pointed behind her, and walked another twenty miles to arrive.

Wu Zhiyue asked again: Then do you know that there are monsters in Lingzhou City?

The eldest lady said: Monster, there is one behind you.

Wuzhiyue was startled, and when she looked back, Wuzhi squeaked Shi Maokeng and the senior brother stood side by side.

Hearing this, Wuzhi squeaked a few steps to the left and moved out of the eldest mother's sight, and the senior brother moved a few steps to the right and also moved out of the eldest mother's sight.

Only Shi Maokeng is left to move, and the eldest lady is there!

Shi Maokeng saw everyone's eyes looking at it in unison, innocently pointing at himself with his paws, and the eldest lady nodded, indicating that it was you.

The scene was very awkward for a while, and the time froze for about ten minutes.

Wu Zhiyue: What, auntie, I see that you are also very busy, so I won't bother, let's leave first.

Auntie: Oh, yes, look at my memory, patronizing and talking, there is still boiling water on the stove pit at home, I will go first.

Carrying the hoe and running away, he no longer staggered just now.

It can be seen that there are two possibilities. First, there has never been a creature like Shi Maokeng in Lingzhou City.

The second is that the eldest lady is a frog at the bottom of the well, and she only cares about boiling water at home, and she has never traveled around Lingqiu Town to explore the danger, so it is normal that she has not seen Shi Maokeng.

Shi Maokeng volunteered, as soon as I went to Lingzhou City for a turn, there would be people like me who looked like me, and everyone would be surprised.

If the second-class aunt can't think about it one day, her son and daughter-in-law don't support the elderly, and her husband has an extramarital affair, she goes to jump in the lake in Wuzhi Lake, and I will carry her back, so won't it be familiar?

Wu Zhiyue and Senior Brother secretly thought, thinking that Shi Maokeng was just very simple, but they didn't expect that it was not only very simple but also very lacking in heart.

Wu Zhiyue and Yan Yuese: Pit, maybe as soon as you enter Lingzhou City, before we can get rid of the demons, you will be beaten to death as a monster.

The elder brother said earnestly: Xiao Shi, why did the eldest lady commit suicide, why did she choose to jump into the lake, why did she go all the way to jump into the Wuzhi Lake, and you are not here to jump the Wuzhi Lake, aren't you here?

The words are orderly, logical and clear, and the summary and analysis are comprehensive and in place, and there is no flaw to be found.

Everyone thought that the old brother's good remarks just now were hiding his strength and confusing the eldest mother, and they all said in their hearts that they wanted to learn from the senior brother and hide their own strength.

Of course, the senior brother didn't know what everyone was thinking, standing in the moment, at a loss. Unexpectedly, he died before leaving the school, and the hero was full of tears, so did he want to go home?

Master, I'm sorry for your old man's years of cultivation.

Master, I'm sorry for the clothes you sewed for me.

Sister, I'm sorry for you... I'm sorry for you, I haven't thought of it yet.

The elder brother's heart turned upside down, and he had a lot of thoughts.

beat his chest on the spot, and he wanted to cry to relieve the boredom in his heart.

Everyone only thought that he was still addicted to the curse of the fellow just now, and they never thought that for a while, the senior brother had already thought of what had happened decades after returning home!

It's really what would happen to the big brother if he lost his association.

Just as the senior brother sighed, Wuzhiyue had a flash of inspiration and asked: Shi Maokeng, aren't you going to change?

You just change your appearance, can't you?

Shi Maokeng: Then what has become of me?

Wuzhiyue: Try to become a human.

Shi Maokeng: Medium.

Facing the wind, the Wuzhihu Shimaokeng Beast has evolved into a human beast!

Syllable... syllable

The golden light shone brightly, and everyone hurriedly raised their hands to cover their eyes. A moment later, when the light receded, Shi Maokeng was gone.

I saw a white and chubby bare-chested little boy lying on the ground, still dancing on the ground. Big eyes blinked, long eyelashes flickered, and a round face was as full and lovely as a peach.

Wu Zhiyue: It turns out that Shi Maokeng is a male dragon!

No squeak: shame and shame, don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things.

Senior Brother: Come, Xiao Shi, it's okay to take two steps.

This time he was going to go, and Shi Maokeng found that he couldn't even sit down twice, let alone take two steps. It now has the same physical development as a five-month-old human baby, except for its ability to speak.

This discovery is really worse.

Later, such a legend has been circulating on the rivers and lakes.

Yang Guo Xiaolongnu, who had lived in seclusion for many years, reappeared in the rivers and lakes and wandered day and night near Lingzhou City in Xifeng Kingdom. Yang Guo received the severed limb at the Jishui Tan Medical Center in Yanjing, and Xiaolongnu may have had plastic surgery in Goryeo. The family is quite depressed and miserable, unkempt and unkempt. Their son didn't even have a decent piece of clothing, he was bare-chested, and he could barely see what he saw, only the eagle could barely look at it. They walked through the streets with their bare children in their arms, and when they met people, they asked, "Do you have a monster in your house?"

Hearing this, the villagers Ximen blew the wind and blew the bangs very calmly: it can be seen that being a hero is not full, and they have changed careers to become demon slayers.

Villager 2 patted his lap in a wheelchair and gritted his teeth: it must have been an amputated limb operation, which cost them all their life savings.

The villagers were holding their four-month-old son and were heartbroken: it must be caused by the fact that raising a child is too expensive and cannot make ends meet, jaundice, flatulence, intestinal colic, eczema, prickly heat, red buttocks, and I can't afford it. Young man, I advise you to have another child two years later!

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Mr. Jinyong, the big knife has been sharpened, you see, which one to cut first?

The old gentleman lifted his glasses and saw everyone coming around.

I think you've all misunderstood, I'm sharpening my knife to peel an apple, you go on.

Lingzhou City, the most lively street in the city, coincides with the market, and the vendors and pawns come and go, and the sound of shouting and selling is endless.

Two pennies two pennies, you can't buy two pennies and suffer a loss, you can't buy two pennies to be fooled, our store is all two pennies. What to buy is cheaper, everything is two-penny.

Boss, how much is this?

Ten texts.

Isn't everything two-penny?

This one is different.

Bah!

Fruit fruit, beauty to fire, do you want a box?

Sharpen the scissors and kitchen knives.

Cockroach medicine cockroach medicine cockroach cockroach is effective as soon as you eat it, and if the cockroach does not die, I will die.