Chapter 1006: Dating Battle (Fog): You're Coming to Hit Me

Ilya only felt that he had never been so big as he was now, and he usually took Alicia and Michelle shopping, hugging each other to the right and leftβ€”"being hugged" to be exactβ€”and then attracting all kinds of envious and jealous glances from countless passers-by nearby, but despite this, these passers-by only gritted their teeth and glared at each other, and did not rush over to play Mortal Kombat with torches, knives, gasoline barrels, and the like.

But today is different, the invincible FFF group in the universe, under the leadership of Joey's classmates, has launched a strict monitoring and tracking of the black-haired boy and his little lovers, preparing to be ruthless in the dark in the true sense. And before them, there were already many boys who tried to kill Ilya head-on, only to be turned into a mosaic of smoke all over the ground by Icarus.

All of this is because of the earth-shattering line that Alicia said before, which made Joey and the others mistakenly think that Ilya really planned to knock down the two queen (divine beast) palace girls, eat raw rice, cook mature rice, and after graduation, they can officially live a sexual life with them, sometimes twice and sometimes three times a day. Although this is inevitable in the long run, as long as Goldilocks and the others are still within the reach of the ultimate burner lovers, then Joey and his best friends will definitely not tolerate this kind of thing!

The raging flames burned violently in the hearts of every boy, and the bloodthirsty smell of wanting to swallow someone's life alive was sent out of the wind for more than twenty meters, which startled the nearby passers-by for a while, lest they avoid it.

"Naa, I said. "Finally. At the end of the day, even Michelle, who was the most sluggish, noticed the abnormality, and she looked back for a moment before tilting her head to look at her lover and wondering, "Elijah." There are a lot of boys following us. Are they on the same road as us?"

"Trust me, Masamiya. The slime that took the form of Alicia was obviously more undisciplined than the deity, and its whole body looked like it was almost attached to the black-haired boy's body, "These people have come to make a barbecue feast of human flesh." ”

"Woo β€”β€”!?" Naturally, he was shocked when he heard this, "obviously pork, beef, mutton, etc. are very delicious, why do they have to eat people? ”

The slime rubbed Ilya's arm with its slightly bulging breast, deliberately teasing the other party, and smirked wickedly, "No, no, no, Michelle. Although it is said to be a barbecue feast of human flesh. But they will never eat it themselves, but will choose to feed it to the dogs 100 percent. ”

The boy who was inadvertently sent by his own black-bellied girl (pseudo) to feed the dog felt crying and laughing at this, even though he knew that this Alysia in front of him was an impostor. He still couldn't help rubbing the other party's head with his other hand and said, "Don't make trouble, little thing." Anyway, after we were separated from the others, why didn't these boys continue to hide but chose to follow them openly?

"That's what people want. "The slime's demeanor and demeanor look exactly like the deity. But no matter how much it teased Ilya, he was not moved in the slightest. In the end, he puffed out his cheeks and said, "Joey knows very well that I will never take the initiative to let Icarus use force to drive them away on the street. As long as these people don't take the lead in making trouble, they will grit their teeth and follow us closely, and there is nothing they can do about each other. And if there are so many ill-intentioned guys who are ready to watch at any time, even the thickest-skinned and most unruly couple in the world will not be able to hold hands and buy Durex and happily go to the hotel to do something embarrassing. In other words, Joey doesn't need to play with a torch to death, just staring at us with her big, shiny innocent eyes to stop you from pushing down the girl. ”

It seemed that something strange had been mixed in it, but Ilya didn't know exactly what it was, so he ignored it, nodded lightly and said, "I see." It's little things though. Isn't it possible for us to keep taking them around the city like this? After a long time, the other party will become suspicious. ”

The slime glanced at the black-haired boy with a little surprise and said, "Ahhhhhhh You're starting to use your brain. Wait a minute, the hosts should have just arrived at the agreed meeting place, and now is not the time to act. ”

"I got it. Ilya agreed earnestly, "Also, what are you going to do later?"

"Well, you'll know the truth then. The slime playfully tilted his head and smiled with his right eye, a look that gave Elijah the illusion that it was actually Alicia herself.

Although the brunette boy knew very well that it was simply impossible.

On the other hand, Joey and the others, who were following closely behind, were almost impatient at the moment.

"Why don't you rush up and kill that guy?" asked Batru, who had a white tape on the bridge of his nose, clenching his fist viciously to Joey beside him, "Icarus and that little doll are not a problem, they don't use all their strength on the streets full of pedestrians;

For this good friend who left the group halfway but often came to make cameos because he was a roommate with Ilya, and used to be the leader of the boys, Joey didn't intend to save face for him, and said solemnly: "No! Have you forgotten how the bridge of your nose hurt? Now Ilya is no longer the rookie who can be beaten by a few people before, he has grown greatly in the past few years; and Michelle doesn't mention it first, what if Alicia also attacks us?" You can't do anything with Her Majesty, the consequences are quite serious!"

"Then what do you say you should do, you can't keep staring at them from behind to show affection, right?" Batru stretched out his index finger and rubbed the bridge of his nose and said helplessly, "It's not okay, that's not okay, if you hesitate and don't act repeatedly, that guy Ilya will have the audacity to bring the two girls into the hotel sooner or later!"

"It shouldn't be ......," Joey pressed his hand to signal the other party to calm down, "In addition, the leadership of the other party should be in the hands of Alicia." Ilya generally does what the other party says, and rarely takes the initiative. I don't think that the black-bellied woman who can make the murderous demon run away in tears on the spot will easily let us get close to her little lover, and it will only be self-inflicted if she acts rashly. Let's wait and see what happens. They can't just wander around the streets, and they're sure to find a way to get to the hotel, and they'll definitely show their flaws. ”

What exactly do you mean by the flaws? Before Batru could ask, Alicia and the others in front of him suddenly took action.

Icarus stretched his wings, hugged Michelle with his left hand, and flew into the sky with Alicia with his right hand, while the mercury lamp grabbed Ilya's leader and pulled the boy into the air, quickly fleeing under the stunned gaze and shouts of nearby passers-by.

"Nani!?"

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned, Joey naturally didn't expect the little queen to play this hand, but it was Batrou, whose body reacted faster than his brain to think, was the first to act, throwing off his stride and hurriedly chasing after him. even puffed up a fighting spirit and rudely pushed away a few passers-by who were stunned and blocked the way.

"Hurry, hurry up!" Joey finally came back to his senses in time, and took the lead in rushing out of the ground and shouted, "We must not let them run!"

There was a rush of chickens and dogs jumping on the streets. Countless boys rushed out of the mountain like a race, knocking over many stalls and pedestrians with the momentum of a tiger descending the mountain, looking extremely chaotic. There were also a few smarter ones who climbed onto the roofs on either side of the road, so that there was no obstacle and they could see farther. Doesn't miss targets in the air.

Looking back at the messy scene behind her, Ilya couldn't help but burst into a cold sweat. Gently raised his hand to wipe his forehead and said, "Okay, so exaggerated." If they usually used this kind of momentum when they chased me, I guess I would have been made into a barbecue long ago. ”

"Your weight is also exaggerated. The mercury lamp, which was flapping its black wings desperately, said with a little annoyance, "Don't move around, or believe it or not, I'll make your lump worth less than an iron piece right now, and the only thing that will do is to make Elicia's girl save the hand holding the cucumber and grab the sheets with both hands and throw them down to have intimate contact with those warm and friendly boys?"

Ilya was silent for a moment, then resolutely turned her head to look at the Chairman and said seriously, "My armor and two-handed sword were given by Ellie in her previous adventures, and I can't throw them away. ”

"So you care about these things!?" the mercury lamp tilted and hung on the spot, "My God, this is going to wait for you to take the initiative to push down that girl, I really don't know what year Ma Yue will have to wait." Forget it, let's not mention this for now. I said you wouldn't let you move around, did you?"

Nod.

"That's good. You can move around now. The puppet squinted behind and said, "The first wave of long-range attacks is coming. Be prepared to defend. All it takes is a little bit of a tear on my clothes, and you're going to die. ”

"Mercury lamp, you're too strong to be like this, aren't you?" The slime who was slipped by Icarusti not far away was like a genuine Alicia, trying to hold the grievances for the black-haired boy, "He is simply facing away from the enemy, how can he defend himself?"

"Husband, this is the perfect opportunity for Ilya Shoes to show off her legendary invincible eye skills!"

"Heart, your sister, don't add any strange settings to others casually, if you're not careful, you'll play dead people's hey!"

The nonsensical routine is interrupted by an arrow that flies between Ilya's legs - or rather, triggers?

After a few seconds of silence, the slime nodded and stroked his chin and said seriously, "Well, although the shot missed, I still have to say that the idea is good." ”

The Chairman squinted his eyes and faintly agreed, "Indeed." If the arrow just shot just now, it can completely solve the super problem that has plagued the FFF group for many years, and then benefit all the men in the world and even the whole society. Oops, what a pity, what a pity. ”

"Where is it so easy to benefit society?" Slime raised his index finger and waved it gently, "Don't forget that the master also has a special and magical item called a healing potion in his hand, which can restore the injured part 100%. So even if she was shot just now, the owner can still live a happy life with her little lover. ”

Another arrow flew in, but this time Ilya was ready. Removing the broadsword from his back as a shield blocked it with a crisp and loud metal impact.

"Ahh

Because you're constantly moving through the air. Really, you can meet a BUG-level sniper who can break a fly's leg with a long-range weapon at an ultra-long distance without taking its life?

From the ground, a variety of attacks flew one after another, from throwing knives to magic. Although the Chairman claimed that he would throw Ilya down on the spot if his clothes were torn a little, the brunette didn't use all his might to protect the doll - Icarus opened her Aegis shield, and then, there was no more.

"Don't speed up, Icarus. The slime patted Icarus on the arm and instructed, "Just keep it at your current speed." Try to pretend that you can't fly fast because you have a load, and continue to seduce them. ”

"This speed can't get rid of the opponent's attack. The Pink Angel reminded earnestly.

"I just want the other party to beat us. The slime made a seductive expression of ecstasy with Elicia's stunningly beautiful face, and Elijah didn't notice. "Speeding up in one breath so that the other party can't catch up will naturally make them die and give up, but the FFF members who are scattered around the city are likely to accidentally bump into the master and Imrith, which is simply too bad. By the way, I'll land in front of the hotel on the street in front of me. Let's go in and sit down. ”

The mercury lamp that was tugging on Ilya almost fell again. finally managed to stabilize his body desperately: "Wait, wait." Does that girl really have a hotel reservation!?

Because you were in the middle of a brutal battle with some evil little black dragon that would determine the fate of both sides, you didn't notice, even though the stakes were just a few lollipops - the slime opened his mouth, and at last said nothing.

The riots on the ground have become even more serious. More and more boys finally caught up after the initial shock and joined the air attack, and unknown passers-by had seen such a large scene with their own eyes, screaming and rolling mess that immediately swept the entire street.

"Oh, hehehe, the Mourners are the Doomsday Lords who create chaos!" the slime laughed loudly at the boys who were trying to break through the shield of the Sky Queen, "and you don't need to do it yourself, just provoke you idiots a little." The mourning family will have to do something nice with Michelle and Elija later. Let's just write a review book obediently under the supervision of the teacher in the academy!"

That's right, albeit not very reliable for the Queen's term. But the slime was at least right about one thing: Howard finally couldn't tolerate the boys messing around in the city anymore, so he didn't hesitate to send teachers to take these lawless creatures back to the Garden of Hope to train them. Led by Lawrence and Casey, the teachers showed their figures on the street corner behind them and strode towards the group of bastards.

"Stop, stop!?" Lawrence shouted to the boys from afar, "Do you know what Ludao is doing?

"Just because she is the noble queen, it is even more necessary for us to kill Ilya's soul!" Joey, who was standing on the roof, raised his hand and pointed high into the air, using all his strength and shouted, "Say anything today to make this matter worse! Everyone leave the teacher alone, continue to attack! The one in charge of blocking and buying time, don't let these old guys come to disturb our holy war!"

"Old, old fellow...... I'm not married, hey, even though I'm engaged. ”

Joey ignored Lawrence and focused all his energy into mid-air.

Come and hit me, come and hit me. Although the slime didn't say anything, the expression on its face already said everything, and even Michelle next to him couldn't help but shudder when he looked at it.

The taunts and provocations of "Elicia" played a big role, and the members of the FFF group lost their minds in anger and kept desperately smashing all kinds of things on Icarus's shield. It's a pity that the Queen's absolute defense circle is as fragile as an eggshell, and their efforts naturally don't yield any results.

In the rear, the teachers finally got in touch with the boys.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" A man's deep voice suddenly sounded in the melee, "I'm the instructor of Class A of the fifth year of the martial arts department, so I rely on your half-bottle vinegar...... Whoa!"

The unlucky teacher with a loud voice soon became the primary target of the boys in the neighborhood, and after a hearty beating and beating, the tutor, who had two brushes, was invincible with his fists and four hands, and decisively threw himself into the street.

The people behind couldn't even see what this sad guy looked like.

Although there is a certain gap between students and teachers in terms of strength, after all, there are many male students, and the teaching team has been suppressed for a while.

"Very well!" Joey said solemnly to Batru beside him, clenching his fists hard, "I'll leave it to those valiant brothers for now, we have more important things to do." ”

"Oh! I'm going to kill Ilya today!" (To be continued......)