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No matter where the prison is, there is one thing in common, that is, the prisoners inside are extremely vicious, and it has become their habit to bully newcomers and occupy land as kings. After a newcomer comes in, you have to give the newcomer a dismount, so as to save the newcomer from being presumptuous in the future, although I don't want to cause trouble, but these bastards took the initiative to find me...

At this time, a dark man with tattoos on his face and sharp beaks and monkey cheeks walked up to me and shouted at me in a sharp voice: "You will obediently listen to the boss in the future, do you know?"

I didn't want to attract attention, so I hurriedly nodded like a grandson, who knew that this bastard would slap me when he came up, and then said sharply: "The next time I talk to you, you must answer, can't you nod your head Do you know?

Holy... I almost couldn't resist jumping on the spot and killing this thing! This guy is a piece of garbage at all, and the fox and the tiger dare to come and 'pump' me, although I can dodge, but if I dodge, this matter is estimated to be a big trouble, there is no way, I can only bear it. Although this guy is a piece of garbage, plus the invisible shield of the defense ring, I don't feel pain at all, but this is also a shame! But for the sake of the overall situation, I endured it!! I also pinched my throat, pretended to be my grandson in a screaming voice, and said respectfully: "Yes, yes, I know, I'm not sensible, you must not see me like you... ”

Who knew that before I could finish speaking, this guy came over with another slap... 'Smack!' I was 'pumped' again, and this time I also cooperated with the tilt of my head, and then I covered my face and said aggrievedly: "Big, big brother, why did you hit me this time?"

Who knew that this thing 'smacked' me again, and then said sharply: "You don't need a reason to beat you, if you dare to ask, Lao Tzu will still 'pump' you!"

I hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." ”

Just when this thing was still trying to 'pump' me, a sharp voice sounded from another corner: "Xiao Hei, don't hit him, newcomer, just let him know that he is a little powerful, come and 'rub' my shoulders." ”

It turns out that this product is called Xiao Hei. After hearing this, the grandson said to the corner, "Okay, Master Bei, come right away!" and then kicked me in a fake way, before turning around and walking in that direction.

Looking at his back, I scolded in my heart: I'll wipe your uncle, and when Lao Tzu 'feels' the situation, the first one will take you under the knife and try Lao Tzu's "Chrysanthemum 'Flower' Treasure Book"!

How many years have I not been bullied by this kind of little person? Life is so wonderful, a few days ago, I was still in a suit and leather shoes, hugging Xiaoxiao on the left and Xixue on the right. But a few days later, he was reduced to the prison of the dark clan, not to mention that all the space rings were confiscated, there was no energy in his body, and he was arrested by a few stupid 'forced' people as another person, and the most hateful thing is... I was bullied by this little person.

I shook my head secretly, and said that strength is king, without strength, I have nothing, and now that I have been freed from the shackles of the rope, I can clearly feel that the energy in my body is recovering little by little.

The power of time has an advantage and a disadvantage, which is its energy recovery speed.

The downside is that when I run out of energy, it becomes very slow to recover. The advantage is that the more energy left in the body, the faster it recovers!

I don't have the slightest energy in my body at this time, and if I continue like this, it will take about two days to recover completely. But in this pitch black, I don't have a watch, I don't have a communicator, and I don't have a strong sense of time. Let's pretend to be a grandson here for a few days first, and then I'll talk about it when I 'figure' the situation out.

I secretly squatted in the corner of the wall to recover my energy, and I didn't provoke them, they talked together in twos and threes, and there was laughter when something happened, no one came to 'disturb' me, and I was happy to be idle. That's it, I don't know how long it has been...

Just as I was thinking about my escape plan, the dark man named 'Xiao Hei' came to me again, and I said to myself, this thing is trying to find a sense of superiority in me, right? Okay! I'll do whatever you want, but Lao Tzu has already decided, I must make you the first victim of the "Chrysanthemum 'Flower' Treasure Book"!!

He came to me and said angrily: "You, what about you!Raise your head!" After seeing me raise my head, he continued: "Today, Brother Hei will tell you about our rules here!! After each newcomer comes, we must let our two bosses here be cool first, and then let all the inmates be cool, no way, the brothers in our men's cell are too lonely, and every newcomer who comes in has done this, so you can't be an exception! ”

How could I not understand the meaning of this? Fuck your uncle, explode men's chrysanthemum 'flowers'? This is also disgusting, these guys are all psychopaths, and I am now facing a grim choice...

A. I've just recovered 20% of my energy now, and I don't want to cause trouble, so I'll give chrysanthemums to them! After all, survival is more important.

B, I want to keep my innocence and fight with them! I'd rather die than give in, and I will be exposed to it, it's a big deal to die, and in 20 years, Lao Tzu will be a good man again!

But on second thought, neither option will work. I want to live, I don't want to be exposed, and I don't want to do anything with them. At the moment, I deeply understand the feeling that you can't have both fish and bear's paws.,Damn,Delay for a while.,See if there's any other way.。。。 So I pretended to be afraid and asked, "Black, Brother Hei, may I ask what are the names of our two bosses here?"

As soon as this thing heard me call him Brother Hei, he suddenly came to his senses, and it seemed that no one had ever called him that, so he didn't 'slap' me, but pointed in one direction and said: "That handsome and dashing man is 'Bei Ye', one of the bosses here." ”

My eyesight is really not very good, the visible range is only 20 meters, and I can't see the people over there at all. But you have to pretend to see it if you can't see it, you know, the Dark people have good eyesight in the dark, if I don't pretend, they will definitely be suspicious.

Then Xiao Hei, the, pointed in the other direction and said angrily: "The man with bulging muscles and flesh and beautiful lines is the 'Uncle Wine', another boss of ours here!"

I looked at Xiao Hei and patted him with a sycophant: "Brother Hei, your muscles and flesh are also very handsome!"

Xiao Hei immediately 'revealed' the expression of the parents who gave birth to me, and the one who knew me, your kid, said: "The kid is good, there is development, wait a minute, Brother Hei will be very 'gentle' to you." ”

I cursed in my heart: "I'll go to your uncle's, when Lao Tzu is mad." I will also be very 'gentle' with you!"

"Okay boy, come with me, take off your clothes, and let Master Bei and Uncle Wine appreciate your body first!" Xiao Hei said sharply.

If you want to say, this prison is dark, and when I was still in the Sixth Realm, I met a friend with Chen Nuo, and his family was 'quite rich'. One day he drank too much and drove a young man to death in a daze, and although his family was willing to pay money, the relatives of the deceased did not agree to be 'private,' saying that no matter how much money he paid, the deceased would not be able to survive and that he must be sent to prison! After we sat down and drank together, he told us about the darkness in the prison...

He said: "It's too dark in the men's prison, and those who have no money and are weak will become the 'boss''s 'desire' tool, and they will be forced to '' and burst chrysanthemums, and I don't know how the past two years have passed." Fortunately, I was not short of money in it, and I was not bullied much by playing up and down. Dude also learned a truth in it this time.,Don't sin.,Don't be locked up.,It's really not a place for people to stay.。。。 ”

I stood up, and suddenly I had a plan, I should be able to pass the level, so I followed Xiao Hei to the other side of the wall.

Came to the front of 'Master Pei' and 'Uncle Wine', I also saw the appearance of the two guys clearly, how to describe it? They all look 'very' sci-fi, with light purple 'color' skin and strange tattoos, at this time, Uncle Wine looked at me and nodded with satisfaction and said: "Well, the figure is good! Take off your clothes and let Uncle take a good look!"

I cursed in my heart, and then said delicately: "Two uncles, if you take off all your clothes, you won't feel it, it's so hazy that it can make people more excited." ”

At this time, Bei Ye clapped his hands with a '' smile on his face and said: "That's it, your kid is 'quite familiar', has it been exploded before?"

I scolded in my heart, but I still said delicately: "Oh, Master Pei, look at what you said, people's bodies are clean." ”

Uncle Wine 'touched' his chin at this time, and said with satisfaction: "Boy, you are very good at playing the role of horn 'color', I like it! Come, come over first and use your mouth to cool your uncle!"

I said delicately: "Don't worry, Uncle Wine, although you two are the bosses here, I am sure that you are definitely not experts in this regard!

Master Pei and Uncle Wine glanced at each other, then laughed and said to me: "Okay, I'll see what 'tricks' you kid can play today! If you make Uncle satisfied, you will have benefits in the future!"

"Okay uncle. I said delicately: "The first step, I am going to tell two short stories first, first arouse the interest of the two masters, and then we will start the topic, so that you can be more satisfied." ”

So I opened my mouth to tell a little story of **...

After speaking, I found that these two goods seemed to have been burned at this time, and a small tent was set up on the "pants", and I said in my heart that it was now! I lowered my head slightly, a purple light flashed in my eyes, and the invisible time acceleration instantly enveloped the small tent of the two goods, and soon, the small tent subsided...