Lamentation of the Six Realms

Section 583 Chrysanthemum 'flowers' are so itchy

When we entered the classroom, we still followed yesterday's routine, Chen Nuo came to the vicinity of Zhang Yuexin again, Lin Meng'er and Natasha sat together, the big corpse brother found a place to sit by himself, I sat in the front row with the kind brother, and now there are more than ten minutes before the class, the kind brother whispered to me: "With Rambo Friends 5, big brother I have regained my confidence again, and look at how I pick up girls, hehe." As he spoke, the kind brother laughed twice, and then his eyes swept around the class, but after sweeping around, he shook his head.

I smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Alas, don't mention it, in the whole class, just Meng'er, Natasha, Zhang Yuexin and Xue Ke are good-looking, but the problem is, I can't move these people, and the other 'women' are too ugly at all, to say that there are really few beautiful 'women' in the sixth realm. The kind brother said with a sigh.

"No, big brother, look at that, isn't the one writing on the table 'very' innocent?" I said to a 'girl' student Nunu in the back.

"That won't work. The kind-hearted eldest brother said: "First, innocence can be pretended, you see that her cheekbones are slightly high, which proves that this kind of person is not easy to get along with." Second, look at her dark circles again, although she wears makeup, but still looming, it is obvious that this is often staying up late, which normal pure 'female' child will stay up all day long? Third, you see that her pupils are slightly unnaturally cloudy, which proves that her 'sexual' life is too much, fourth, you look at her sitting posture, her 'legs' are spread apart, it is estimated that she has a 'sexual' disease, and her 'legs' dare not close together. ”

I believe it! This time I TM really believe it, the kind-hearted brother is simply a god, this little reasoning, a set, of course, I don't know if it's true or not, after all, I don't have much research in this area, anyway, it's 'quite' boring now, I pointed to another 'girl' and asked: "Big brother, that's not bad, it's 'very' plump, according to my analysis, it should be a virgin' girl." ”

The kind-hearted eldest brother swept the eyes of the 'female' child and whispered: "It is indeed a virgin', but her big 'legs' are plump, her buttocks are plump, and her belly is plump, but her 'breasts' are not plump." ”

"No, big brother, that size is 'very' big. I said, glancing at it.

The kind-hearted brother replied lightly: "Don't you know that there is a thing called 'bra padding'?"

He can even tell it through his clothes? Is it real or fake? This is too professional, isn't it? And the kind brother also put on an expression of being a master and lonely, Bole often has, and Maxima does not often have. And at this moment, two 'girl' students walked in outside the 'door', one of them was 'very' beautiful, and the kind brother's eyes also turned over, 'revealed' a very interested look, obviously, the kind brother was ready to start!

Coincidentally, the two 'girl' students actually sat behind us, and the more beautiful 'girl' sat on the chair and said, "The chrysanthemum 'flower' is so itchy." ”

The kind-hearted brother smiled evilly at me, and then hurriedly turned around and said, "Beautiful 'girl', my chrysanthemum 'flower' is also so itchy!"

I said in my heart that this 'girl' is too avant-garde, looking 'very' pure, as soon as she opens her mouth, the 'chrysanthemum' flowers are 'so itchy', it's really the world's trend.

And another 'girl' said: "But I still think the cactus is easy to raise, and the last May Day holiday, I didn't water it for seven days, and the cactus didn't die." ”

And the beautiful 'girl' child looked at the kind brother and asked, "Uncle, do you also like to raise chrysanthemum 'flowers'? The chrysanthemum 'flowers' I raise are pink 'colored', what about yours?"

"I... I... My chrysanthemum 'flowers' are black 'colored'. The kind-hearted brother was silent for a long time, and such a sentence came out.

'Poof. I was drinking water and I almost didn't squirt it out, do chrysanthemum flowers have black 'color'? Obviously, just now the kind brother misunderstood the words of the beautiful 'girl' child, and now, the beautiful 'girl' child also misunderstood the words of the kind brother.

"Really, uncle, I've never seen a black 'colored' chrysanthemum, so it must have something special to say, can you let me enjoy it?" asked the pretty 'girl' with great interest.

The kind-hearted brother said in a whisper: "This, of course this is okay, but it's not convenient today, let's do it another day." ”

"Uncle, there are very few men who are interested in 'flowers', you are so special. "The beautiful 'girl' child has an uncle, and she is very cool.

The kind-hearted eldest brother hurriedly corrected: "Don't call me uncle, I'm only 19 this year, but I'm a little anxious, you see, this is my student ID." As he spoke, the kind brother took out a small notebook from his pocket and handed it over.

The beautiful 'girl' opened it and said in surprise: "Ah, you are really 19, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you uncle just now." "The beautiful 'girl' apologized very politely.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. The kind-hearted brother hurriedly said generously.

"Then, Du Leisi, since you also like to raise chrysanthemum 'flowers', do you know chrysanthemum 'flowers'?"

The kind brother wiped his sweat, and said that this knowledge is too professional, what can I do?

And at the next critical moment, I said to the soul of the kind brother: "Don't worry, big brother, I have a way, I am a professional in this kind of knowledge!" and then I quickly talked to the kind brother about the habits and "nature" of chrysanthemum 'flowers', soul transmission, which belongs to a simple application of soul rules, and you can directly convey your meaning to the other party's soul without opening your mouth.

After listening to my transmission, the kind-hearted eldest brother suddenly came to confidence, and said to the beautiful 'girl' child eloquently: "Of course, I can be said to know a lot about chrysanthemum 'flowers', this sentence likes loose 'fertile', rich in humus, good ventilation and permeability of sandy loam soil. The soil pH value can grow in the slightly acidic 'sex', medium 'sex' and slightly alkaline 'nature' soil of 6.0-8.0, and it is not tolerant to strong acids and alkalis. Chrysanthemum 'flowers' have strong drought resistance and grow best when the soil moisture content is 60%. In different growth and development periods, the requirements for water 'fertilizer' are also different. ”

Listening to the kind-hearted brother's professional answer, the beautiful 'girl' child obviously became interested in the kind-hearted brother. But when the old professor came in, the conversation was stopped, and the 'girl' seemed to have a feeling of unfinished business. The kind brother winked at me with a wicked smile, indicating that I was too powerful just now!

After the old professor came in, the voice in the class gradually disappeared, the old professor held a stack of papers in his hand, pushed his glasses and said: "I reviewed the papers overnight, and the results of yesterday's test came out, and there was only one person who got a full score, that is... Chen Nuo!"

That's right, when I did the question yesterday, I only scored more than 90 points for myself, and I deliberately didn't do it very correctly for the last two questions, and when I answered the questions for Lin Meng'er, I also deliberately answered some questions incorrectly, only Brother Nuo, after my special care, gave him a full score directly.

The old professor continued: "I am very surprised by this result, Chen Nuo, since you are so good at learning, it is better to be a member of the study committee in the class, but before that, I want to test you personally, you tell me, what is Chapter 5 and Article 63 of the Property Law?"

Brother Nuo was dumbfounded on the spot, but fortunately, my soul transmission was very powerful, so after Brother Nuo was dumbfounded for a while, he replied confidently and accurately: "Collectively owned property is protected by law, and it is forbidden for any unit or individual to occupy, loot, 'privately' divide, or destroy." ”

The old professor didn't believe Chen Nuo, he thought that Chen Nuo's grades should be obtained by cheating, so he deliberately 'made' such a play, but he didn't expect Brother Nuo to answer so 'precisely' accurately, which couldn't help but make the old professor look at him differently, the old professor held on to the table and continued: "Yes, you answered correctly, then you can tell me what the second paragraph of Chapter 2 of the Criminal Law and Article 17 says." ”

Brother Nuo said with a smile: "A person who has reached the age of 14 but is not yet 16 years old and commits the crimes of intentional homicide, intentional injury causing serious injury or death, forcing a 'woman' to do it, robbery, drug trafficking, arson, explosion, or poisoning shall bear criminal responsibility. ”

"Okay!" The old professor clapped his hands and applauded: "It seems that I have misunderstood you, you are qualified to be a member of the study committee, everyone has to study like Chen Nuo, you see, when I take his question, he can answer the answer directly and accurately without even thinking about it, and you, which one can do this?"

Brother Nuo was very proud at this time, but he still hurriedly and modestly said to everyone: "The professor has won the award, in fact, I think Newton has a famous saying that it is very good, genius, is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent sweat." ”

When I heard this, I almost didn't pounce on him and kick Chen Nuo to death, so was that Newton said? That's what Edison said!

I hurriedly corrected Brother Nuo with soul transmission, and then Brother Nuo showed a light smile on his face and continued to say to everyone: "I was just joking with you just now, as we all know, that sentence was said by Edison. After saying that, he smiled modestly again before sitting back in his chair.

In short, this day can be very busy for me, when I was in class, I helped Brother Nuo deal with the teacher, and when I got out of class, I helped the kind brother sister, and finally stayed up until the evening, the kind brother and the beautiful 'girl' child left their mobile phone numbers, and we left, Brother Nuo and the kind brother were radiant, and I was a little "fine" to be discouraged, and the heart said that it was really tiring to go to school with these two goods, and they should not have been allowed to come with them in the first place.

After dinner, Brother Noe shouted that he was going to sing again, saying that it was to celebrate the first time in his life that he was a member of the study committee. However, Zhang Yuexin did not participate, and went back early, I comforted Chen Nuo and said: "Take your time, don't worry, maybe the eldest sister can't accept Natasha in a short time, you have to be patient." ”

After singing in the evening, it was already more than eleven o'clock, and when I came to the parking lot, I stared at the woods on the left, because there was a sudden appearance of the atmosphere of the ethereal warrior, this time, I vaguely saw a black shadow in the woods, so I didn't want to rush over...