Chapter 46: How many teachers am I?
Fengxi waited for Pingshan to come to face off with him, but Pingshan's words next made Fengxi depressed and went home.
"You...... What are you waiting for, do you want to be fucked by Big Waste Eight...... You...... You're missing arms and legs, you're ...... You are only then enlightened. You...... You're mad at me, hurry up and besiege Big Waste Eight! I'll tell you...... You, I am a person with status, and I will never ...... with you You've joined forces. ”
Fengxi was besieged by more than 30 people, thinking that he would have to do it sooner or later anyway, so he would find an opportunity to slap his face as a punishment, but who knew that Pingshan shouted again: "No. 8 big waste, you ...... If you have a kind, come and fight me alone, bullying shrimp soldiers and crab generals, what kind of ability. You...... If you don't dare, you'...... You just default to being a big shit, big shit...... Come, I'll wait for you where I am. ”
As soon as Fengxi moved, Pingshan ran faster than a rabbit, and Fengxi continued to deal with the besiegers.
Pingshan stood in the distance and watched Fengxi, and dragged more than 30 people to besiege him; once he found Fengxi rushing towards him, he pulled his legs and ran; once Fengxi went to deal with those dogs, he shouted that he would fight him alone.
Feng Xi has never activated the real undefeated supernatural power of six zhang, but only circled those people within three feet, and the purpose is obviously to deal with the people behind. But he was entangled by these thirty or so snake-like daggers, and he was angry with Pingshan.
"A bunch of doglegs, and stammerers, you ...... Do you really think I can't help you...... You guys, yes, the consequences of pising off me are severe, you ...... Are you sure you're ...... Can you bear it?" asked Fengxi, following Hirayama's stammer.
"Big Waste Eight, you...... When you are angry, you are angry, you ...... You learn what I do. You...... It's useless for you to be angry, you ...... Can you catch up with me?"
"That's it, Big Waste No. 8, what's the use of you being angry, can you break our formation? Lao Tzu also told you that Lao Tzu is very angry, and the consequences are very serious, and Lao Tzu will slap him in the face. Seeing that Fengxi couldn't break the formation blockade for so long, someone shouted.
"Slap in the face? Do you want to hit the left or the right cheek?"
"Haha, a big waste is a big waste, and he took the initiative to bring his face together, so of course the left and right faces are beaten together!" A crowd shouted.
"Bang bang bang...... Bang Bang Bang ...... Bang bang bang ......"
"Left face or right face?" Feng Xi was anyway, anyway, it was a big ear scraper, which made him look like gold stars in his eyes, vomit blood like rain, and continue to ask.
"You, you, you...... And you, left face or right face? Don't say it, it's the left face and the right face together!"
"Bang bang bang...... Bang Bang Bang ...... Bang bang bang ......"
"What about you, do you choose the left or the right cheek?" After beating the shouting people, Fengxi asked the remaining dozen people.
"Left cheek. ”
"Right cheek. ”
"I can't unify the left and right, so I still want to fight the left and right face together!" Feng Xi said with a smile.
"Big waste No. 8, if you want to fight, don't play tricks. ”
"Bang bang bang...... Bang Bang Bang ...... Bang bang bang ......"
Fengxi's body method unfolded and beat these more than thirty people to vomit blood like rain, and their faces were swollen like monkey buttocks.
"Stammer, you...... Why didn't you run away? ...... Do you want to choose the left or the right face?"
"I'm a person of status, you...... You...... Don't hit me in the face, me and you...... You...... You discuss, I'll help you...... You beat them up again...... One meal, you ...... How about you take me as an apprentice?" Hirayama stammered as he ran up to Fengxi.
Feng Xi found that Pingshan was a talent, and he could do such a shameless thing, "Okay, I won't slap you in the face, but you want to apprentice, it depends on your performance." ”
"Master Eight, you ...... Don't worry, I'll take a shot at Pingshan and cover you...... You are satisfied. ”
"Bang bang bang...... Bang Bang Bang ...... Bang bang bang ......"
Pingshan pulled up one of the mouths, knocked him unconscious, and muttered, "Let you ...... You scolded my master and made you ...... You touch my master's ass and make you ...... Look at my second master's breasts, let you ...... Look at the mouth of my third master, let you ...... You have a black hand on my fourth master and let you ...... You smiled at my fifth master and made you ......"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
Feng Xi suddenly found that it was really comfortable for someone to do it for himself! This Pingshan beating people in the mouth is really powerful, he has definitely practiced, fast, accurate, and ruthless.
Seeing that more than 30 people were all dizzy, Pingshan bowed to the end, "Master No. 8, you ...... You ...... Be sure to take me as an apprentice. I'll give you ...... You say, as long as I hit Pingshan's mouth, no one will be dissatisfied, Master, you ...... You see, I promise there isn't a ...... One is pretending to be dizzy. ”
Pretending to be dizzy? Just the way you play with his yard, and pretending to be dizzy, you have to be confirmed by you three or four times if you are really dizzy. You boneless soft egg, Lao Tzu would rather be slapped in the face by the big waste than meet you boneless bastard, whoever meets you is unlucky.
This is the voice of the geniuses who watched silently, this Pingshan dared to say that he smacked his mouth, and no one was dissatisfied, and it was not blown. These more than 30 people, all of them were stunned, and they were so fast, even Fengxi sighed to himself, I am afraid that the speed is not much different from Hongyu.
Fengxi didn't agree to Pingshan's apprenticeship, nor did he stop him from kowtowing, and went to see a few little girls by himself.
Zhao Yimian looked at Tong Wuji, and then looked at Fengxi, "Old bastard, did you already know that this little bastard would be fine?"
"Then you still need to say, if you don't even have this bit of eyesight, how can Lao Tzu be the examiner, and it will be hundreds of years to do it. ”
Zhao Yimian took a sip of wine, "Old bastard, in this way, those girls were beaten, and you did it on purpose." You just want to see what this little bastard is capable of?"
"Old bastard Zhao, don't you want to see it too, anyway, the little girls are only injured by flesh and skin, and they can't die or be disabled, but what does this little bastard mean? One handle is abolished, one is abolished eyes, two mouths are abolished, and an apprentice is accepted. ”
Zhao Yimian pointed at Tong Wuji and said: "Wuji, Wuji, you have been the examiner for hundreds of years in vain, and you don't even understand the thoughts of the little bastard." The little bastard is here for you to show you, telling you that he is measured, and he didn't cause you trouble, so that you have no reason to make things difficult for him. And the other thing, the little bastard is demonstrating against you?"
"Demonstration? The little bastard still dares to demonstrate to Lao Tzu, how did he demonstrate?"
"How are you demonstrating? Five little girls were beaten right under your nose, you don't care. The little bastard is right under your nose, cripples those people, takes another bastard, and slaps people in the face. In fact, the little bastard didn't want to slap those people in the face, but wanted to slap you in the face, but he had no choice but to demonstrate like this. Zhao Yimian took a sip of wine and asked, "Do you understand?"
"This fucking little bastard, you still want to slap Lao Tzu in the face, and you also accept that more bastard bastard to slap Lao Tzu in the face, Lao Tzu has to cure you bastard to bastard. Tong Wuji watched Fengxi walk towards the little girls, and was so angry that he snatched Zhao Yimian's wine and dried it in one gulp.
And the little girls watched Pingshan come with Fengxi, and they all looked unkind, especially Mu Ying.
"Big Lust Tiger, what do you mean? This bastard is the culprit who beat Mu Ying's sister, why did you bring it here, he is still not injured at all. Big Sex Tiger, do you know, Sister Mu Ying didn't say anything in order not to worry you, her buttocks and long legs were swollen, you are good, and you brought the enemy to your eyes, I will kill you a big Sex Tiger. "If you rush over in a dream, you will beat Fengxi.
Before Fengxi could speak, Pingshan hurriedly said, "Sixth Master, stop for the time being, this ...... Everything is a misunderstanding, you ...... You listen ......"
"Sixth Master, misunderstanding, misunderstanding you...... You're big. Rumeng said angrily.
"That teacher, it's really a misunderstanding. At that time, I hadn't apprenticed yet, and I didn't know about you...... You're all masters! This wooden master, you ...... You must forgive the vain. The reason why the apprentice has bad intentions is because the apprentice is ...... As soon as I saw Master Mu, I thought I had seen a fairy. This ghost sent God to offend Master Mu, Master Mu, you...... If you have a large number, you will spare the apprentice...... Once. ”
"Besides, the apprentice has already stunned all those bastards who bullied the five masters. This has no merit and hard work, and the worst is the worst, but it can also be offset by the crime of offending the teacher. Moreover, the six masters are all as beautiful as fairies, gentle as water, and one ...... Once you start to do it, it will lose its charm, and the master will be an old man...... At first glance, you can tell that you like gentleness. ”
"Sixth Master, you ...... You see, you ...... You ...... If you get angry with Master, Master will ignore you...... You, run to the master mother, this is ......" Pingshan saw Fengxi avoid running to Mu Ying like a dream, so he hurriedly showed off, and by the way to please Mu Ying, after all, he only made a move on Mu Ying once, and when he saw a few girls with extraordinary skills, he knew that there was a background, and he quickly slipped away.
"I'm the sixth master, and Sister Mu Ying is the master?" Rumeng's voice was cold.
"It's a futile clumsiness, just a slip of the tongue. Master, you ...... You are like a fairy in a dream, Master must like it the most, a ...... One look is the first ...... A teacher. ”
Seeing that Rumeng's face softened, Pingshan wiped his sweat, and was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, when he heard Bingbing ask coldly.
"Sister Rumeng is the first teacher, how many teachers am I?"
"This master is noble and cold, full of wildness, but she is still so gentle, it must be ......" Pingshan only heard a cold snort, "It must be the master of the main palace." ”
"Then what kind of palace master am I?"
As soon as he saw Chi Mei'er, who was taller than himself, Pingshan trembled, "Master, you...... You are on par with the master, and you can do everything ahead of other masters...... One step, it must be the chief teacher. ”
"I'm the chief master, what kind of master is the ninth princess?"
Seeing that Chi Mei'er was pointing at the beautiful barbarian, Pingshan's eyes straightened.