Chapter 5: Eating can also be eaten to create vitality
"Students, don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people. Look, because of you, Sister Ziqing doesn't dare to eat, and if Sister Ziqing is hungry and thin, you are all murderers. Listen to the order of the eighth tutor, turn around and bow your head to eat! That's right! Sister Ziqing, as a mentor, you must lead by example, especially the top meal, you can't waste ......"
Feng Xi looked at thousands of pairs of eager eyes, none of them listened to him, especially the playful curvature of the corners of Ziqing's mouth, which was very embarrassing.
"There is also my public class tomorrow, if you are disobedient, the instructor will charge a little more chivalrous value, and it will not be returned. This is the dignity of a teacher, and it is also a way to teach you to respect your teacher......"
Feng Xi was going to continue, but no one dared to look at him anymore, which was an intuitive manifestation of chivalry's omnipotence.
"Ying'er, Yu'er, Bingbing, Mei'er, Rumeng and Manyu, didn't you hear what the mentor said? Nodding your head is hearing, if you don't eat, you're full, just when my brother is hungry, I ...... panic."
Feng Xi was really hungry and panicked, especially when the flesh of the fierce beast entered his body, the blood flow was accelerated, and he was stimulated by the raw bone broth. In the past few days, the sequelae of the growth of seedlings have come, and it is extremely necessary to supplement the bone element.
"Brother, Ying'er is the most well-behaved, don't rob Ying'er. Mu Ying hurriedly protected her student meal.
"Brother, eat next to each other, there is a surplus for you. ”
"Hmph! I don't have enough to eat, sister, help. ”
"Qingyi, hurry up and eat. ”
"We don't have enough to eat ourselves, you have to be full. ”
Fengxi was so angry, except for Xianyu, no one was willing to keep it for himself, but he was really hungry and didn't want to eat the basic meal, so the old man was gone.
"Tong Wuji, you come out. ”
"Tutor Tong, you come out. ”
"Fuck off, you come out. ”
"Fuck off, the naughty boy has nothing to eat, hurry up and serve the food, otherwise the only student in the Mongol Academy will starve to death." ”
"So, little bastard, you agreed?"
Suddenly, there was a ripple around Fengxi, and Tong Wuji, who had white hair, came out, and Ziqing subconsciously stood up and bowed respectfully.
"Fuck off, I promised yes, provided that I want to eat a body meal and be full every day. ”
"Little bastard, this is simple, Xiao Zhao will have ten more refining meals. Purple girl, what are you doing standing, you should eat, you should talk, just as if I didn't exist. Tong Wuji looked at the respectful Ziqing, and naturally found Mu Ying and them, "Zi girl, you are really lucky." You've taken all six tigresses, and you'll have to have a snack. ”
"Thank you, Master Tong, for reminding you, Ziqing will be attentive. ”
Naturally, Chi Mei'er was the fastest to eat, "Teacher Zi, you actually called this old bastard Tong, he is too big, and he looks so weak that he can't help but be windy, he is completely an old ruffian." The old ruffian said quickly, why are you bullying Teacher Zi?"
In Chi Mei'er's thinking, only monarchs and ministers need to bow and salute. Since Ziqing is a mentor, she shouldn't give a salute to anyone, let alone this old bastard who has been scolding himself for being a waste. I was afraid of you during the assessment, but now that I have entered the academy, I am not afraid of you.
A few little girls had something in their mouths, and they barely held it back so they didn't squirt it out, but Fengxi laughed.
"Fuck off, see it. Even Mei'er's sister thinks you're an old ruffian, and you're embarrassed to boast that you're the top tutor of the academy all day long, and it's my loss if I don't let you teach. ”
Zi Qing hurriedly grabbed Chi Mei'er, who was about to pull Tong Wuji's beard. She knows better than anyone who Tong Wuji is; except for those old antiques who dare to provoke him, he has cleaned up miserably; especially since he is still in charge of teaching, although he is not his direct leader, but he can manage his own direct leader.
tremblingly said: "Master Tong, I'm sorry, it's Ziqing who has no way to teach. The students in the class collided with you, Ziqing was willing to accept the punishment of the teaching office, and asked the adults to read that Mei'er was young, and not to punish her. ”
"Sister Ziqing, it's not your fault, why do you have to admit your mistake. What kind of eyes do you have, old man, I don't know if you are staring at the big beauty, the little beauty looks very obscene? And what are you going to do this gritted tooth, do you have a toothache? I said old ruffian, don't you listen to me, what's the use of your eyes staring so big? Look at the body refining meal you gave me, it hasn't come yet. I think this is the ...... of the students of the Mongolian Academy."
As soon as Feng Xi mentioned the word student, Tong Wuji immediately stared at him, his eyes breathed fire, and he roared coldly: "Little bastard, if you dare to go back, Lao Tzu will beat you a hundred times every day. ”
"I said fuck off, what are you yelling, don't you see that my sister at this table is eating. Sisters, don't stand, sit down obediently to eat, and listen to my brother settle accounts with the old man. ”
"Little bastard, what do you want to settle accounts with Lao Tzu?" Tong Wuji was holding back the fire.
"Fuck off, listen. You abused the students, you didn't give me a sip of water from the time I went out of the six-color channel, and you used this to force me to learn this and that, and you became a lecturer instead of you, and you just became a lecturer, but you actually deducted my salary. There are so many students who are listening to the class today, and you still pay double the tuition fee, why did you only give me 300 chivalrous points?"
"Little bastard, Lao Tzu told you. One is because you are not a probationary instructor, half of it will be deducted, the second is because you are involuntary, another half will be deducted, three is because you are not punctual, another half will be deducted, and four is because you instigated the student to deal with Lao Tzu, and another half will be deducted. Originally, it was about 5,000, but after deducting it, there were only 300 left, and as for the double tuition fee, it was even more nonsense, it was a fine, and it didn't belong to you. Tong Wuji counted with his fingers.
"For the time being, you have a point. But if you don't give me food, you force me to be your student with food, how do you explain it? And why hasn't my body refining meal come yet, old fucker, are you a fake adult? You can only bully Sister Ziqing so kindly, you can't even handle it when you meet a cook, you are not ashamed. ”
"Little bastard, you're mad. What do you think is a refining meal, you can eat as much as you want. Who prepared for you this little bastard who came out of nowhere? If you don't want to wait, then pull it down, and it's not like you can't sell it......"
“......”
Feng Xi found that Xianyu beckoned to him, and hurriedly ate most of the remaining students' meals; Manyu, Chi Mei'er, and Mu Ying's plates were empty, but Bingbing still had half a bun left, and Rumeng still had half a bowl of soup left.
"Hmph, big perverted tiger, you are not allowed to eat steamed buns, my sister has eaten them. ”
"Big Lust Tiger, you are not allowed to drink soup, I have drunk it with my sister. ”
But it didn't work, half a bun and half a bowl of residual soup, after they shouted, Fengxi solved it, and licked his lips unsatisfied.
"Big Lust Tiger, you dare to openly tease my sister (best friend), I will kill you!"
Bingxin and Liu Qingyi both looked at Fengxi with red faces, but they didn't make a sound.
Feng Xi said in his heart: "Sister, girlfriend, that's not my cup of tea, it's just a matter of time or time." ”
"That Bingbing sister, Sister Rumeng, don't make trouble. My brother said that he was down to business, the day after tomorrow there was a holiday in the academy, and Sister Ziqing asked me to eat game, will you go?"
Ziqing is angry, when will I ask you to go to game. Obviously, you are a dead beggar and have to invite me to eat game, okay? And you bastard, my sister is addicted, and it is Sister Ziqing who opens and closes, hum!
"Teacher Zi asked Da Sehu (brother) to go to the game?" the women questioned.
"Oh, my brother was wrong. It's not Ziqing's sister who asks her brother, it's her brother who is now asking her sisters, of course, including Ziqing's sister, Bingxin's sister, Hibiscus sister and Ji Xuan's sister...... Of course, if the sisters have sisters and sisters, girlfriends or something can also go together, but the brother declares that he is not allowed to bring a male companion, otherwise he will not be accepted. ”
Listening to Fengxi's obvious big-colored tiger nature, the curvature of the corners of Ziqing's mouth became softer.
"Students, you may not have understood what Tutor No. 8 said, so the teacher will explain. Tutor No. 8 is to invite all of our first class on the third floor of the fairy to have a wild dinner, female students can invite their sisters and sisters, girlfriends, male students can invite their brothers and brothers and good brothers.
Instructor No. 8 has a wealth of experience in surviving in the wild, and he also has barbecue skills comparable to that of an imperial chef. Female students don't have to care, but male students must not let their older brothers and good brothers miss this outdoor dinner, so as not to regret it for the rest of their lives. Students who have already eaten can leave by themselves and prepare for this outdoor meal in advance. ”
Listening to the male classmates cheering, talking about informing this and inviting that, the female classmates were not interested, and Fengxi was depressed and went home.
"Brother Eight, remember that your name is Gu Jin. You must dress handsome the day after tomorrow and wait for Sister Ziqing at the east gate, otherwise you will ......"
Brother No. 8? Hasn't Mu Ying been calling her brother lately, why did she suddenly call herself Brother No. 8. By the time he reacted, it was time for Ziqing to transmit the voice, and Ziqing had already left with all the students, leaving only the confused Fengxi himself.
Ten servings of the refining meal at a time, a total of six times, Fengxi ate until late at night, and only left the cafeteria satisfied.
Tong Wuji found out that he was miserable by the little bastard, no wonder the little bastard agreed so happily.
"Fuck off, hurry up and send me to grandma, I can't bear it. ”
"Little bastard, you can't fucking bear it, Lao Tzu can't bear it. According to your way of eating, sooner or later, Lao Tzu will be forced by you to beg. ”
As soon as he got out of the cafeteria, Tong Wuji scolded, but the little bastard he was carrying did not retort, and his body became hotter and hotter, and Yuan Qi was very agitated.
"This fucking little bastard, you can eat and eat vitality, is it a shape-shifting spirit beast? It's really a fucking evil sect, but this is a small ...... The people that adults want, Lao Tzu can't be careless. It's just that the vitality of this little bastard has changed, not only can it be absorbed from the opposite sex, but even eating can become stronger. What kind of bastard attribute is this? ”