Chapter 15: Passing Soy Sauce Crowd (3)
Dean Howard's signature and seal soon appeared on the application form for the Society. Remembering the scene at that time, Alicia, who was walking in the stairwell, couldn't help but hold back her tears and bite her lip and pound the wall desperately.
"What kind of indecent club name is this?, and you actually filled in the 'soy sauce' in the club activities column?" Howard said sharply, shaking his long beard, "I can't approve it!!"
"Looks like I've seen a club called 'Lori Club', isn't it more unremarkable than mine? Alicia looked disdainful.
"People are also cute little Lori, why don't I approve it?" said Howard without blushing.
"I'm also playing soy sauce seriously, why don't you approve it?"
"No, why, just no!"
"Oh, isn't it really okay at all?" asked Alicia with a beautiful little face, two white and smooth little hands clasped together in front of her chest, and innocent and aggrieved shiny big shining eyes with tears in her 45Β° angle, looking weakly at Howard at a 45Β° angle, and asked pitifully in her sweet and greasy voice.
"Well, it's useless for you to sell cute. β
[Don't turn your face to the side when you say this, you old soul!And the hibernating spider on the ceiling really catches your eye so much!?The corners of your eyes are cramping, hey!]
"Hey, is it true that people with thick skin and oil and salt don't enter?"
Alicia could only sigh and change her evil tone and say:
"In that case, I have no choice but to do so. She took a small piece of film from the bracelet and shook it in front of Howard's widening eyes, revealing a wicked smile and cute little tiger teeth, "Maybe I should print it out and make a few thousand copies and stick it everywhere, so that the saganeity of your wise head will shine through the Garden of Hope?"
In Howard's eyes, the beautiful little girl in front of him, stroking her long blond hair and squinting at her, with a faint smile on her face, clearly stretched out behind her a pair of black bat wings and a wagging triangular tail.
β...... Give me the application form and I'll sign and seal it. β
After Howard had completed the approval process, he cautiously asked in a consultative tone, "Well, Miss Harris, can you ...... the negatives?"
"Oh, yes. Without hesitation, Little Lori took out a handful of more than a dozen sheets of film and put them on the table, "I'll give them all back to you, so you don't have an opinion, right?" β
"Hmph!" Howard snorted as he put away the negatives, "If you're a good student, then all the B-class students are top students! β
"Hehe, you have a lot of old people, so don't worry about me. Alicia said as she walked out of the room, sticking her head out halfway through the closing of the door, "By the way, I washed out those negatives last night and looked at them, and it turned out that although I had picked up the bushes during the shooting, there was still a leaf in front of the camera. β
"Hey, that is?" the expression on Howard's face suddenly became very exciting.
"Actually, I didn't shoot anything at all. After saying that, little Lori immediately closed the door and ran away.
"Alicia Harris!!" came a roar from the room that would have scared the dragon, but she was no longer there.
After reminiscing, Alicia, who was already holding back her laughter and was about to roll on the spot, took a deep breath to calm herself, and then strode back to the student council room.
With the shock on Angie's face and the incredulous expressions on everyone's face, Alicia showed off the application form, and thus the greatest student club in the world of Zollivan was born. Its club activities have no purpose, and its members are made up of a variety of people who are also very boring, and there is no club funding. The sole purpose of the existence of this club is to provide an exclusive place for the members of the department who have nothing to do in their leisure time and play soy sauce.
The passing soy sauce department was officially established here. Sprinkle flowers......
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After school the next afternoon, several students stood in front of the old building near the back mountain, and it was Alicia and the others. ,
"I said, why are you here too?" asked Alicia angrily as she looked at Li Huayin, who was making a fuss.
"How can such a loving club be without me?" Li Huayin paused, looking intoxicated.
"Indeed, from the perspective of selling cuteness, a character like you is indispensable......" Alicia had a headache, "I don't know why I always think this arrangement is very delicate?"
"Forget it, don't worry about some small things. Sophia waved her hand, then pulled out a piece of paper that was so rough that she could hold his head high, "This is the sign that me, Michelle, and Yuege made last night, how about you take a look, my lovely minister?"
A yellowed piece of brown paper, as if it had just been fished out of a digester, had a faint black mist on the front, just blocking the place where it should have been, and something slimy seemed to be dripping down the paper.
"Hey, why is an ordinary department signboard marked with a code?Anyway, are you writing with alien blood!?That unknown liquid dripping on the ground is corroding the slate!!"
"Well, such a sharp complaint. Looks like this sign didn't pass?"
"Who would dare to come in if this kind of thing was stuck on the door!!"
So the coded item that appeared for the first time in this book only showed its face in less than three minutes, and it was burned by Xiao Lori, so she received a bento.
"I can't stand you guys. Alicia led the way up the creaking wooden staircase to the empty door, "I'll clean it up in a moment, let's make a sign." β
The door opened, and to my surprise, it was clean but there was a lot of clutter, and someone was tidying up, as if they knew the room had an owner and were packing up the items they had piled up before.
Alicia looked at the four people in front of her, who were definitely very familiar to each other for the first time, and her delicate eyebrows couldn't help jumping up and down.
Mio Akiyama, Ritsu Tanai, Kyotaro Suka, and ...... Yuki Kataoka is biting into a piece of tortilla.
"Yo, you're the legendary soy sauce club, right?" Ritsu raised his hand and said hello, "I'm Ritsu Tai, the head of the light sound department downstairs, please take care of me in the future." β
Elysia didn't reply, as she was already petrified.
"That's right, we're from the 'Passing Soy Sauce People' department. Sophia saw that she was about to get cold, so she hurriedly said, "This little girl is our minister." β
After saying that, she also quietly poked little Lori's back.
"Wait a minute!!" Alicia pointed to the four people opposite and turned around and said loudly, "It's just a spoof and pinching him in front, what is this now!? This is an authentic magical world, isn't it strange that a sailor girl in Area 11 appears here (Kyotaro: Am I being ignored??)?"
"Nothing strange, huh?"
At this time, Locklip's voice sounded in Alicia's head: "Of course it won't be strange, because I have specially attached magic to these characters in the original second dimension, and no one, including themselves, will notice the special thing that is different from others." Of course, this magic is only valid for people in this world - that is, these characters are specially prepared for you travelers.
By the way, I have prepared a lot of anime-related characters in various places in this world, and as long as you can find them, I can redeem them for a considerable reward for each one you find. Don't yell next time you're excited, just be reserved. β
[Reserved your sister!, anyway, the above paragraph about exchanging rewards with discovered anime characters is definitely the author just remembered and added it casually!?
"Uh, hello. My name is Alicia Harris, and I'm the minister of this club that has nothing to do with soy sauce. Seeing that everyone was looking at her strangely, Alicia had to pretend that nothing was wrong and said, "You are using this as a utility room, right?"
"Yes, the same goes for the mahjong club next to it. I'm sorry, we'll clean up right away. Ritsu scratched his head and turned to Mio, "It's okay if you're preparing for afternoon tea, where did you and Azi Meow go?",
"Who knows, maybe we're in trouble on the road again?"
"Well, indeed. For example, helping the grandmother cross the road, rescuing a kitten who can't get off the tree, and so on. β
Listening to this soft-voiced dialogue on the spot, Alicia didn't know whether to sigh or sigh or sigh, maybe she should record it?
At this moment, the door of the room was opened, and A Zimeow in Ritsu and Mio's mouth appeared at the door: "Minister, Senior Sister Akiyama, afternoon tea is ready, you ......"
Li Huayin next to him suddenly pounced: "Wow~~!!!
Then she was photographed by Alicia from mid-air: "You don't mess with me!"
After the riot subsided, Kyotaro stood up and said with a smile, "Hello everyone, I'm from the mahjong club...... Wow!"
Kyotaro couldn't finish because Yuki Kataoka, who was near him, suddenly ran onto his back and hugged his head. Then the little girl with short orange hair said in the same voice as Alicia: "I'm Yuki Kataoka, the pioneer of the mahjong club!
"I'm sorry, not much interest. In the face of the orthodox nail palace role, as a copycat version of Alicia, she couldn't help but sweat and said that Yali Mountain is big.
"yes, that's a shame. The tortillas are really delicious!" Yuki was finally brought to the ground by Kyotaro, but her attention seemed to be on Alicia now, "So do you have any favorite food?" β
"Actually, I don't really have anything special to like......"
"Well, if you don't like tortillas, what do you like?" Yuki said, snapping her fingers, "Cocoa berry pie? or soy and dairy products? Maybe pineapple buns, or peach buns? Or maybe it's a new video game?"
"Don't you think there's something subtle mixed in?"
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After seeing off the incursions and their belongings, Alicia began to look around the room.
The floors were cleaned and clean, the walls had a few touch-ups to touch, but they didn't hurt, the magic lamps were old but still working, and the ceilings were rare to be free of cracks. Everything seemed so satisfying, except for ......
"Why don't you even have a chair in this room!!!" Alicia yelled as she looked at the empty room without a single piece of furniture.
"Ahaha, it seems that Senior Sister Angel occasionally makes fun of people. Sophia covered her mouth and smiled.
Alicia shook her head: "No, it should be that this room has not been used for a long time, so the furniture has been appropriated by other societies." β
"So what now? Looks like we don't have any club funds. Li Huayin scratched her head and said, "Little Ellie, did you give up the club's funds to reach an agreement with the dean to create this kind of clubless club?"
"Now it seems that we have to scrape together the money to buy a table and a few chairs. Alicia looked at her subordinatesβSophia, Michelle, Cecilia, Chasi, Li Huayin, and the High Elf Yuege, who didn't know why they came over, and suddenly found a serious problem, "There are no boys among us, and there may be some other manual work in the future, so I decided to admit boys into the department." β
"Hey~~~~~~~~~~!?" Li Huayin was the first to cry out, she jumped so high that she almost hit the ceiling, "How can that be!? I firmly oppose letting those perverts enter this pure garden!"
"If that's the case, I'll be the first to fire you. β
So Li Huayin's whole person turned gray and white, squatted in the corner of the wall and drew circles.
"That's true, I didn't even notice. Sophia looked around and nodded in agreement, "But if you want to admit boys, you must vote on all girls, and more than eighty percent of them can pass." What do you think?"
"Yes, just do it. Alicia turned to Li Huayin, who was still drawing circles, and said, "Hey, stop drawing, be careful that your wolf claws scratch the floor." Tomorrow in class, you ask Ilya if he has joined the club, and if not, pull him over. Ilya will probably be able to pass unanimously. β
"Then, Cecilia. Little Lori turned to the soulless girl who was obviously attracted by the smell of desserts downstairs, and slapped her hard in the ear, "Soul back!!!Tomorrow you will also try to pull Fabiano over and bring him to the ministry to meet everyone." Then vote on whether he can join or not. β,
"Okay, Sophia, I remember you said you were okay this afternoon, right, and you can accompany me to the market outside the academy to pick up furniture. The others are doing this first today, disbanded. β
"No!!" Sophia looked depressed.
Under Alicia's arrangement, the "Passing Soy Sauce People" department is expanding its activity department in an orderly manner. Tables and chairs were bought with money, because Sophia's bargaining furniture shopkeeper was also deliberately much cheaper, and Alicia even used the money saved to buy a second-hand sofa; the paint on the wall was also repainted by Cecilia's companions, of course, the stingy little Lori didn't pay anything except the paint money; the sign at the door was also posted, this time it was made by the little Lori herself, and there was no need to code; Ilya also successfully joined the team of soy sauce, but the serious and hardworking Fabiano couldn't pull in because he joined a club aimed at after-school learningγ
By the way, after these two men, Batru and Joey also came to the door with a shy face to ask to join, only to be electrocuted by Elysia in ten seconds.
As a result, the "Passing Soy Sauce People" department became the exclusive queen (mythical beast) palace of Ilya. (Fog)
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It's been a week since the start of school, and everyone has gradually adapted to the life of the college, and the club is also very good - every afternoon, these boring guys drink afternoon tea in the light sound department downstairs of the school, and then read books, read books, sleep in a daze, sleep in a daze, and those who want lilies are pumped away......
Occasionally, Vakiss would show up and ask Alicia for some study questions, and as long as Elijah was five meters away from her, she was considered a normal girl. As for the club that Vaqis joined, Alicia also asked specifically, and the answer she got was that if she hadn't joined, she would have been abolished at the beginning of school, and the reason was naturally because there were no boys in it......
I also got along very happily with the two clubs upstairs and downstairs - except for Li Huayin, who pounced on every time I saw a beautiful woman and was flattened by Alicia again and again, everyone chatted very happily. People from the three societies often visit each other's homes. Of course, Li Huayin, who slipped into the mahjong club one day when Alicia was not paying attention, made a big riot and was beaten out by Takei for a long time, and the mahjong club posted a note at the door the next day with the words "Li Huayin and Xiaoqiang are forbidden to enter, and violators will bear the consequences".
It is worth mentioning that Li Huayin once sneaked into the mahjong club once without believing in evil, but from that day on, there was a strange talk in the academy that "there are mummies crawling all over the old building" in the college......
In the afternoon, when everyone was leisurely eating soy sauce and waiting for death, the door of the activity department room was pushed open, and Angel stood outside with a folder in her arms.
"Looks like you're doing pretty well. Angel looked around as she walked in, "Except for the speechless club activities, everything looks good." Well, you can remember 'excellent'. β
"Sister Angel, who are you?" asked Alicia, who was sleeping on the couch, yawning.
"Community Questionnaire. Angel shook the folder in her hand, "A comprehensive survey of all clubs will be conducted at the beginning of each month, and ghost clubs that no one joins and those who are unorganized will be banned. β
"I see, the student council is really hard. Alicia pulled out a chair and motioned, "How about a cup of tea and a rest?"
An Qi looked at the clock, nodded and sat down: "It's still early, then I'll bother." β
"Speaking of which, has Senior Sister found a temporary job to make money in the past two days?" Alicia handed the black tea to Angel and asked, "Have you paid for the treatment of the 1,000 gold coins?"
An Qi's face darkened, shook his head and said, "No, although I am a third-level warrior, but due to the time spent on studying, the mercenary level and points are not high, so I can't get any better tasks." And mercenary tasks are generally time-consuming, so I don't have time to complete them. β
"yes, we'll figure it out for you, too. Don't worry, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge. β
After sending Angel away, Alicia shook Cecilia, who was fighting with dessert in her dream, "Now, Cecilia, do you have a thousand gold coins?"
"What? That's half a year's pocket money, where did I get so much at once? Besides, what do you want so many gold coins for? Are you going to open a shop?" Cecilia was startled by the lion's big mouth little Lori.
[Although I know that you are the eldest lady of the aristocracy, your words will really anger many people. γ
The others were also attracted or woken up by Cecilia's loud voice, and they all looked over.
So Alicia explains that Angel is trying to raise money for her seriously ill family (of course, the matter of helping Donaldson kidnap Michelle will be kept secret), and then tells everyone that there is still a thousand gold coins left for the treatment.
"We've got to help with this!" said Elijah, who stood up, and Elysia could clearly see the flames raging behind him, "even if it's to break into the Dragon's Lair!"
Li Huayin on the side is also burning - do you dare to say the purpose that makes you burn?
"Don't be so exaggerated. Alicia pouted and smiled, "Ilya, you just need to defeat a few high-ranking warriors and mages, and then go and loot the vaults of Rez City." β
"That's right, and by the way, you can also use the extra money to improve the decoration of the department. Sophia laughed too.
Chasi, covered in sweat, pulled Cecilia, who was also sweating profusely, and quietly stepped back.
Yue Ge, who rarely spoke on the side, suddenly said, "Alicia, Sophia, the black qi behind you is so thick. β
So the belly black was defeated in front of the pseudo-three nothings, but the natural stay suddenly rose at this time.
I saw Michelle tilt her head and ask seriously, "But robbing the vault is a crime?"
This time it was completely cold.