Chapter 1: Falling from the Sky
The itinerary of the Violet Song and Dance Troupe has always been based on the weather changes in the Reims Empire.
Every winter, they travel from north to south, and in summer, they travel from south to north, touring along the way.
Some people say that the life of a troupe is like that of migratory creatures, constantly moving from city to city, like snails carrying shells, never having a fixed home of their own.
This year's winter has already begun, and heavy snow has fallen in a few places, and the thick snow has turned the ground into a white world covered in silver, making the roads muddy and difficult to navigate.
A carriage was sunk in the mud, and no matter how much the driver pumped the whip, the carriage did not move.
Todd yelled and kicked the animals, but it didn't seem to have any effect.
It was Clarice herself who commanded a few handymen to find some branches, gravel, and put them in the mud puddle, and the carriage was finally freed.
"Oh, why do I have to do everything myself, as the commander? I can't find anyone I can use well? Oh my God, Todd, it's not good for us to be violent with these animals, and if you hurt one, then you are ready to get out of the cart and stay with the horses to pull the cart!"
Clarice yelled at Todd, who was clumsy and only knew how to use brute force.
This glamorous head of the regiment has never been a lady when she crosses her waist and scolds the street, although she is not very old, only twenty-three years old.
Daisy beside her coughed slightly, "Please pay attention to your image, Captain. ”
Clarice rolled her eyes, "Daisy, it's not showtime, it's conducting time." I know what I have to do on stage, but off the stage, I need to be more like a commander. ”
"Yelling doesn't make you a commander-in-chief. ”
Clarice was a little angry: "Oh, Daisy, cynicism can cost you the status of a pillar. ”
Dai chuckled without fear: "That's not what you say, right? She grinned and hid in the carriage.
"This little vixen. Clarice pouted disapprovingly.
The convoy continued on the road, and they finally got out of the muddy road and onto a relatively flat avenue.
As a result, Clarice lost her enthusiasm for command, and the convoy continued to be controlled by the driver, slowly moving towards the next stop.
Clarice, who had just gotten back into the carriage compartment, was immediately surrounded by a group of girls.
"Captain Clarice, when will we be able to get to Fragrant Leaf City?"
"Yes, Captain, it's been three days on the road, and I can't wait to take a hot shower. ”
"I'm more eager to go shopping in Xiangye City, which is one of the busiest cities in central China. ”
"Then you have to find a nobleman who is willing to pay for you. ”
"It's never been a problem, is it?"
"That's right. ”
A large group of girls giggled.
Clarice's expression was serious: "Girls, please pay attention to your words and deeds. Lady, lady, you know, don't openly discuss seducing a nobleman, and don't think it's easy. I once saw a girl in another regiment seduce a nobleman and cost him a fortune. But because she failed to meet the needs of the noble lord, her face was scratched. If you don't plan to give something, don't think about getting anything. ”
One girl immediately replied, "I'm ready." ”
Clarice glared at her, "Don't indulge yourself for the sake of momentary pleasures, maybe you will lose more than you gain later." ”
"Do you mean to get married? Another girl asked.
"Yes, women always have to marry, don't they?"
"Maybe it's more sensible to marry money. ”
"Oh, don't say such blasphemous words about love, I love money, but I also don't refuse beautiful love, although it seems that love is always very far away from women of our status...... We are a little closer to direct and simple desires. Daisy said.
Clarice was dissatisfied: "Daisy, you shouldn't say that, even a dancer has the right to pursue love. ”
Daisy retorted, "What do we use to pursue? There are always girls who are willing to sleep with men for money, which makes us have a bad reputation. Men with good family backgrounds don't marry us, they just don't mind playing with us. How do you make me want love? Do you want a man to fall from the sky?"
Clarice was about to retort when the wall of the carriage overhead suddenly made the sound of a heavy object slamming.
Amid the screams of a large group of girls, a huge hole appeared in the roof of the carriage, and a figure plopped into the carriage......
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Hue Gler** lay in the carriage, with a kind of falling pain.
Damn, one-way teleportation is so bad that it doesn't work for accurate targeting.
In order not to teleport himself underground, he had to increase the height slightly.
But he didn't expect it to be a low-lying area, and when he was teleported out, he found himself more than two hundred meters above the ground.
If it weren't for the fact that he happened to be proficient in the power of the wind system, he used the Wind Flying Technique in time to reduce his weight, slow down the speed of his descent, and transported enough air shield and Dou Qi protection when he landed, I was afraid that he would have to fall here alive as soon as he escaped from Purgatory Island.
It would be too embarrassing for me to die after killing everyone after all my efforts.
Red and green were so worried that they flapped their wings and flew down. The little guy Xu has always been in his arms, in order not to press this little thing, he was forced to choose to fall back down, which made Xu not hurt at all, but his tail spine hurt so much that he gasped, feeling like a patient with kidney loss for many years.
"Oh my God, a man!" a woman's voice sounded beside her.
"No, a boy, to be exact. ”
"Daisy, you are such a crow's mouth, the gods have really dropped a man from the sky. Oh, he's still a handsome guy, look at his hair, it's black, it's rare, but it's charming. ”
"I prefer his puppies, they're so cute, and those two birds, is he an animal trainer?"
Clarice looked at Huygliel in a daze, and then at the hole in the roof of her car, from where the cold wind was pouring in.
Then the group leader was a little confused: "Daisy, are you sure I'm not dazzled, when did the gods open a direct passage from the sky to the ground?"
Daisy, the pillar of the song and dance troupe, was also dumbfounded: "Oh, I also hope I am not dazzled, I swear I will never talk nonsense again, do I have the prophetic ability of the legendary magician?"
"You're just daydreaming. One girl sarcastically said.
A woman's speech is always so harsh.
Huey Glerle let out a long breath and looked like he had fallen into place. The girls seemed to be begging Heaven to give them a man, and then they fell off themselves.
He said helplessly: "It's just a coincidence, I swear, girls, it's just a coincidence." ”
As soon as he spoke, all the girls looked at him.
Xiu Yi sat up with great difficulty, his fighting energy flowing through his body, quickly repairing the wounds on his body. Fortunately, it was just an ordinary concussion, and there was nothing big about the body. Take a break and breathe.
"I think I have to say sorry to everyone, obviously the way I came out wasn't quite what some people expected, I just accidentally went wrong in a risky act and ended up with you," he said. But that's okay, I can leave now, I mean I definitely didn't mean to bother a few people. We can pretend that none of this has happened and say goodbye with a smile. ”
Huey tried to stand up, but found that the carriage was not suitable for standing, so he could only continue to sit and move his butt out of the carriage.
Daisy looked at this "man from heaven" with wide eyes.
He looked really handsome, very handsome, but he seemed to be a little younger, probably no more than sixteen years old.
But I'm only seventeen years old.
"How did you get here?" I mean......" she pointed to the hole in the top, "How did you fall out of the sky?"
"This ......" Xiu Yi scratched his head, "Actually...... I didn't fall from the sky, I fell from the tree. You just happened to have just passed a tree, and I was on it, and I ......"
Clarice interrupted Huey, "What is this place?"
Xiu Yi said: "What did you say?"
Clarice said coldly, "I'm asking you which road we are down under now, what is its name, where does it lead, what city or village is ahead?"
Hell, how do I know.
Looking at Xiu's stunned appearance, Clarice sneered: "You said that you climbed a tree, which means that you live around here." But don't you know what this place is?"
Xiu Yi sighed helplessly, very good, he had always thought that women were just experts in lying, but he never thought that they were also experts in identifying lies.
"Would you believe me if I told you that I was a magician who had gone awry while experimenting with flying and accidentally fell off?"
Clarice pouted, "At least it's more credible than the lie just now." ”
One of the girls laughed coquettishly, "I've never heard of such a young magician, and he can fall off in flight, it's so funny." ”
Very good, Xiu Yi sighed helplessly, the girls are very smart, and they are not easy to deceive.
But the next moment, Clarice said in an eerie tone, "Actually, I'm not interested in how you got here. I'm interested in you crashing through the roof of my car. How are you going to compensate us? You know, it's winter, it's still snowing outside, and if one of my members gets sick, how are you going to compensate me for my losses?"
As soon as Clarice said this, all the girls realized that the cold had broken through the barrier and burrowed into their otherwise warm box. Many of them were dressed in single clothes, and they all screamed.
Outside the carriage, Todd's head stuck in, shouting, "What's going on?" I seemed to hear something hit the carriage. ”
Then he looked in amazement at the sudden extra Huey, and the big hole in the roof of the car.
Clarice yelled angrily, "Oh! It's been a hundred years, and you've just come to the fore?"
She kicked Todd out.
Then she continued to look at Xiui coldly.
Xiu Yi could only continue to sigh, and it could be seen that this girl who looked good but had a bad temper was the leader of everyone. He could only say, "I can compensate you." ”
"Good. Clarice nodded, and she took out a pen and paper like a trick and began to do a quick calculation: "It will cost at least ten gold to repair the roof of a carriage, and considering that my girls, including myself, have suffered from the cold, and must be fined, fifty silver werts for each girl, and here are six girls, three gold wert." One of them was dressed very revealingly, which will feast your eyes on it, and he will be fined a Kim Witt ......"
"Ahh
Clarice didn't raise her head: "Lanti, you don't need to be so nervous, your actions look more like teasing than covering yourself." I've never seen anyone who can cover his whole body with two hands. Aren't you cold at all?"
The girl named Lan Ti sighed and found a dress to put on herself: "Captain, didn't you find out that this is a man given to us by God? And he is very handsome, which is very important." ”
"I think it's a gold coin from God. Twenty Kinwitt in total, sir. Clarice looked up at Huey.
Xiu Yi frowned: "If I'm not mistaken, it should be fourteen Jinvitt." ”
"There are also labor fees and lost work expenses, as well as my girl's performance fees. Clarice was unrelenting, wielding her bloodless slaughtering knife.
Xiu Yi nodded helplessly: "Okay, I'll compensate you." ”
He tried to get some money out of his body.
Then he found that he had half a child.
Damn! Purgatory Island never needs money!