Chapter 033: I'll Help You Get It Out
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Oh!
......
"Add your sister, you little perverted pig!"
Chen Daxiu scolded secretly.
Half an hour later, the little monkey finally got a reply.
However, it was not posted in the group, but Chen Daxiu who chatted privately.
- Little Monkey (group leader): Brother Xiu, are you there?
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Here, what's the matter, little monkey, did your grandfather agree?
- Little Monkey (Group Leader): Yes, Old Jundan is on his way.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Interesting! How do I eat it? Can I just put it in my mouth and chew it? Or drink water and swallow it?
This time, Chen Daxiu can remember it for a long time.
As the saying goes: you can't talk nonsense, and you can't take medicine indiscriminately.
This time by chance, he was able to get an old Jun Dan, and Chen Daxiu had to figure out the usage of whatever he said.
- Little Monkey (Group Leader): My grandfather said that you are deaf in both ears because of the Yin Spirit Qi in your body, and you must first remove the spiritual energy in this body before you can take Lao Jun Dan treatment. As for how to eat, it doesn't matter, you can just eat it as a stomach digesting tablet.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal) :(snickering) understood. But how do I get rid of the aura in my body?
- Little Monkey (Group Leader): Concentrate the scattered aura in your body at one point, and then release it!
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Forehead...... Can you be specific, how do you concentrate it, and where do you distribute it?
- Little Monkey (group leader) :(laughing and crying) Forget that you are a mortal and can't control aura. That's the trouble, let me think about it......
Waited half a minute.
- Little Monkey (group leader): There you have it!
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): What is it?
- Little Monkey (group leader) :(shy) Has Brother Xiu ever taken a plane?
Poofโโ
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Why are you asking this? (three pouting expressions)
- Little Monkey (Group Leader): Brother Xiu, don't get me wrong, because that will help you concentrate, and it can effectively drive the Yin Spirit Qi to gather in one place... As for what, hehe, I don't need to say it, right? (a series of evil smiles)
- Chen Daxiu (mortal) :(dizzy) Is this the legendary 'deflated'?
- Little Monkey (group leader): Hehe, you know......
- Little Monkey (Group Leader): By the way, my grandfather also said that the book for you is not for you to cultivate, but a part of the book is about 'listening to the yin spirit qi', and after you read that, you will be able to understand why you can understand the beast language. Grandpa also said that there was a bookmark in the book, but I didn't expect you to see it!
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Really? I'll take a look.
Chen Daxiu took the original copy of "Seventy-two Characters Qiankun Jue" and looked at it, and sure enough, there was a small note in the book.
There is also a message from Professor Hou on it.
Tell him not to cultivate or something like that.
It's a pity that Chen Daxiu was in a hurry to let Fan Xiaoai type a record, but he didn't notice the existence of this bookmark.
I don't know how he turned it over at the time.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): I found it, but I haven't paid attention to it. Alas......
- Little Monkey (Group Leader): Grandpa said that everything has a cause and effect. Hehe, Brother Xiu, it seems that you have the potential to reach the pinnacle of life!
- Chen Daxiu (mortal) :(three kissing expressions)
- Little Monkey (Group Leader) :(Sweating) Don't make trouble, Brother Xiu. People are public.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Just kidding, just kidding.
- Little Monkey (Group Leader): By the way, grandpa said that after you receive Lao Jundan, put the original of "Seventy-two Characters Qiankun Jue" on the colorful auspicious clouds, and the auspicious clouds will fly back with the book.
Chen Daxiu thought to himself, anyway, the translated version is already stored in the computer, and it doesn't matter if it is original or not.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Okay! (chuckles) I'll go first... Deflated, talk later!
- Little Monkey (group leader) :(snickering)
......
"Whew-"
"Let's find a movie on the Internet that can be done by two or three people..."
Chen Daxiu has never looked for a small movie so confidently.
I used to hide in the dormitory alone on weekends while my roommate was away, put on headphones, and then do something secretly......
This time is different, in order not to make yourself deaf ...
Take a look at it!
Three seconds later...
A lot of thrifty woman covers appeared on the phone screen.
......
Fast forward!
Fast forward!!
In fast forward!!
A movie without sound is not a good movie.
Chen Daxiu was depressed.
No matter how you adjust the volume, you can't hear any sound at all.
The scattered aura in the body couldn't be gathered together at all.
was worried, and suddenly felt that someone slapped him behind him.
Chen Daxiu was taken aback!
it!
Why did you forget Teacher Xiao Ai?
This Nima, so ashamed!!
"I'm all done..."
Chen Daxiu suddenly felt that since he could understand the speech of animals, his memory had become worse and worse.
Patronizing and chatting with the little monkey, I forgot about Teacher Xiao Ai.
And, just now......
Finished!
The righteous man and gentleman or something are gone.
Chen Daxiu blushed and smiled awkwardly.
When I looked back, I saw an A4 piece of paper in front of me.
Eight big words were written on the paper: only this once, not the next one.
There is another one at the back, but it is a line of small print.
Chen Daxiu squinted his eyes and looked: I'll help you get it out...
"Huh?"
Chen Daxiu suddenly understood something.
Fan Xiaoai pulled him to his bedroom.
Shoved him onto the bed.
The lights were replaced by a dark yellow glow.
The curtains are tightly drawn, and there is no gap.
Fan Xiaoai hung her head, her little face blushing.
Slowly, he threw the bright silver pajamas on his body onto the bed.
Tsundere's body is wrapped in a small black lace dress.
Every step of the way exudes a unique aroma and charm.
Chen Daxiu swallowed hard.
Although I have seen Xiao Ai's shy photos before.
But compared with the big living person in front of him, the visual impact is not half a star.
Fan Xiaoai picked up the bright silver pajamas and gently covered Chen Daxiu's face.
Chen Daxiu only felt that there was a pair of delicate little hands, naughtily untying his clothes.
Then, there was a hint of wind below.
"Oh-"
Chen Daxiu was shocked by the tightness below.
The scattered Yin Spirit Qi in his body began to surge towards the same place.
Gradually, the itching sensation in my body began to gradually shift.
The soreness on both hands is also gradually disappearing.
............
Enemy aircraft had 30 seconds left to reach the skies......
Prepare all gunners!
In Chen Daxiu's mind, a scene suddenly appeared.
The tiger's body was shocked!
Finally completed the task of 'discouragement'.
At this time, Lao Jundan also flew to the living room.
Fan Xiaoai took off the pill and gave it to Chen Daxiu.
I put the original book of "Seventy-two Characters Qiankun Jue" on it.
Xiangyun rolled it up slightly, and then wrapped up the words.
In the blink of an eye, it had disappeared into the night sky.
"Daxiu, what do you think?"
Fan Xiaoai was drenched in sweat and ran to the bedside and said with concern.
At this time, Chen Daxiu could already hear some sounds, although they were not very clear, but he could clearly feel that his hearing was gradually recovering.
"How's it going?"
"Well, it tastes good, and it smells of Huoxiang. โ
Chen Daxiu smiled a little evilly: "Thank you for your hard work, Teacher Xiao Ai." โ
"You're fine. โ
Fan Xiaoai rubbed her forearm lightly, and said with a straight face: "This time the situation is special, it won't be like this in the future..."
"Hey, hey..."
Chen Daxiu smirked contentedly, and suddenly, his head was groggy, as if he had drunk two catties of old white dry.
"Teacher Xiao Ai, I'm a little dizzy. โ
After saying that, the whole person fell asleep.