Chapter 030: Seventy-two Words of Wisdom
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Xiao Hei?
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Old Ken?
- Little Black Pig (Ken): Wow... What a beautiful young lady... (a series of drooling emojis)
- Little Black Pig (Lao Ken): Brother, take the bag! Just rush to your master, you friend, I will make it!
Lao Ken sent a document to Chen Daxiu through a private chat.
Heavenly Court Translation
Chen Daxiu clicked on the download, and soon, the file was downloaded.
- Little Monkey (Group Leader): Sure enough, he has a virtue with his master... (sweating)
- Little Black Pig (Ken): Hahaha, what can you do with me? Stinky Monkey!
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Then, how do you use it after downloading?
- Little Black Pig (Ken): Open the file with your phone, then point at the moon, and point to the sky and shout: Boruo jackfruit...... Then it's ready to go.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal) :(embarrassed) Are you sure you're not playing tricks on me? This tune, no matter how you look at it, looks like a moonlight treasure box...
- Little Monkey (Group Leader) :(Evil Smile) Don't worry, Brother Xiu, I've already used it, it's true.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Uh... Well, the group owner shouldn't lie to me.
Although the moonlight is not very obvious now, a hint of silhouette can be faintly seen.
Chen Daxiu walked to the living room window and put the phone away.
Then pinch your waist with one hand and point to the sky with the other.
shouted at the moon: "Boruo jackfruit——"
"............" Chen Daxiu.
"............" Fan Xiaoai.
Whew-
A fresh breeze blows.
Chen Daxiu is still Chen Daxiu, and your uncle is still your uncle.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Numb, you are willing to pit me! and the group leader!(Three angry expressions)
- Little Monkey (Group Leader) :(Grievances) No, it must be Brother Xiu who missed something...
- Little Black Pig (Ken): That's right, we use it when we use it, why can't we get to you? Are you sure you are shouting: 'Boruo jackfruit...... And then you can use it'?
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Rub, and this hand! Okay, I was wrong, I apologize. I'm sorry you guys...
Chen Daxiu smiled bitterly and walked to the window again.
Fan Xiaoai's stomach hurt when she was on the side...
"Don't laugh!"
Chen Daxiu blushed and said embarrassedly.
"Ahem..."
Clearing his throat, Chen Daxiu once again put on the posture of the middle two.
"Poro jackfruit...... And then you'll be able to use it—"
Downstairs in the small garden.
Mrs. Zhang and Mrs. Qi looked at the third floor in confusion.
"Alas, old sister, look at the young people now, it's too strange. Mrs. Zhang said.
"Yes, when I was young, I sold melons!" said Qi Laotai.
"Hi...... Why are your ears so bad?" Mrs. Zhang said depressedly.
"Yo! we haven't stolen toilet paper at home......"
After Chen Daxiu finished shouting, he only felt that the breeze was gusting in front of him.
Above the bridge of the nose, it is as if there is a pair of invisible glasses.
looked at Mrs. Zhang and Mrs. Qi, and immediately popped up the subtitles when they spoke.
"Damn, Second Senior Brother's technology is so good?"
Chen Daxiu was very excited, and when he turned around, he saw that three sets of data were immediately displayed on Fan Xiaoai's body.
- Bust 36D.
- Waist circumference......
- Hip circumference......
"Hehe, it's worthy of the second senior brother's masterpiece, it's really accurate!" Chen Daxiu's mouth raised the corners of his mouth, evoking a wicked smile.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Old Ken, the translation of the heavenly court is really bullish!(Like) (Like) (Like) (Like)
- Little Black Pig (Ken): Of course, if the information in the group is not converted by the Heavenly Court, we can't communicate at all!
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Oh, I see...... By the way, how do you know my QQ number?
- Little Monkey (group leader): You and my grandfather left each other's mobile phone numbers, so naturally a friend recommended it, what's the matter? Brother Xiu is a human, don't you know? (three surprised expressions)
- Little Black Pig (Ken): Stinky monkey, don't always be the truth, it's embarrassing......
The little monkey (the group leader) retracted a message.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Ahem, that, the moon is so white today. Hmmm!
- Little Monkey (group leader): Brother Xiu, let's hurry up and read the seventy-two characters of Qiankun Jue, the translation shared by Lao Ken is a pirated version, and it only gives you half an hour's effect.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): I'll go, this product is also pirated?
- Little Black Pig (Lao Ken): Of course, the original is my master, and what I use now is just second-hand goods pirated from my master. The further back it is, the shorter the effective time.
- Chen Daxiu (mortal): Rub! Don't say it soon!886...
- Little Black Pig (Ken): Monkey, what does 886 mean?
- Little Monkey (group leader): You use the plug-in to flip it! (three snickering emojis)
......
"Teacher Xiao Ai, get the computer and help me type!" Chen Daxiu said anxiously.
Sure enough, the teacher's words were right.
If Teacher Xiao Ai was not there, Chen Daxiu would be tired to death, and it would be impossible to type so many words in half an hour.
Thanks to Teacher Xiao Ai's fast hand, almost at the same time as the Heavenly Court translation failed, Fan Xiaoai also finished typing the last word.
"I can't use two fingers to Zen anymore, I must learn to type!" Chen Daxiu secretly swore in his heart.
Fan Xiaoai's tired hands were cramping, and he kept moving his ten fingers to let his muscles and bones slowly relax.
"But I'm tired of my little Ai Ai..." Chen Daxiu smiled sheepishly, pretending to be pitiful.
"Phew, it's not serious, call the teacher!"
Fan Xiaoai gave him a big look: "You can take your time and see for yourself, I'll cook." ”
Chen Daxiu stuck out his tongue like a child.
I grabbed the computer and started to study seriously.
This seventy-two-character book was written by Sun Dasheng, the ancestor of the little monkey.
It records the seventy-two stunts that the Great Sage comprehended and practiced.
But these seventy-two methods are not seventy-two, but thousands of methods and techniques that are summarized and summarized in one word.
What is the 'fixed' word, the 'hidden' word, the 'change' word, the 'point' word, the 'through' word, etc., etc......
All laws are supernatural, and the mysteries are endless.
And the innate condition for practicing these stunts is the practitioner's own attributes.
No matter who is within the Three Realms, only with a physique with this attribute can cultivate the corresponding character formula.
The reason why the Monkey King is extremely intelligent and invincible in the legend is also because he has seven attributes.
Metal, wood, water, fire, earth, yin, yang.
It is already rare to have three of them, and it is extremely rare to have four of them, and a physique like the Great Sage who has seven attributes is probably the only one since the day Pangu opened the world.
However, Chen Daxiu gradually discovered that the attribute mentioned here refers to the aura attribute.
For example, the energy of the yin spirit, the energy of the yang spirit, the energy of the golden spirit, etc...
What is stated in the book is that the energy in the body is divided into three types: essence, qi, and spirit.
The essence is the entity, the qi is the void, and the god is the soul.
The so-called entities and souls are relatively easy to understand, similar to the interpretation of people today.
But qi is void, and Chen Daxiu doesn't understand it a little.
Obviously, the gas here is not the air inhaled into the abdomen, or any other gas.
Because even if the human eye can't see the air, the air is solid, a colorless gas that does exist.
These and the void are completely different concepts.
"Hiss—Professor Hou said that I have Yin Spirit Qi, which means that he should know what the concept of the void is..."Chen Daxiu muttered.