Chapter 9, "Childbirth" and "Caesarean Section"

Several elders took turns to look at Feng Yang, probed his tongue, and checked his pulse, and after checking for a long time, he didn't see anything.

"Grandma, have you finished the check-up, I won't really be pregnant!"

"Gu Master, I really can't see it now, it won't be clear until at least half a month later!"

Feng Yang was so angry that he danced with his hands, waved the jade bottle in his hand indiscriminately, and scolded loudly with excitement:

"Half of you, if I'm really pregnant, each of you will give me a sip of water in this jade bottle, and everyone will give birth with me!"

The elders were frightened, not that they were afraid of giving birth to children, the fountain of pregnancy was only effective when they drank it for the first time, they had already given birth, and they were afraid that Feng Yang accidentally dropped the jade bottle!

"Gu Master, you are worried, don't fall into the Fountain of Pregnancy!"

"I don't care, if I'm really pregnant, you'll all have to give birth with me, give birth together! Woo, I don't want to have a baby......"

The elders looked at the jade bottle, and for a moment they didn't know whether to be happy or worried.

For tens of thousands of years, there have been several bold women who have tried to take out the jade bottle, so that future generations can avoid the terrible torture of the phantom array, but there is no doubt that they have failed, and now the jade bottle has been taken out by the Gu master, is the effect of that pregnancy still there?

"Ah——!!!h

There was another scream in the pool, and after the elders arrived, they sent several women to check the situation of the idol to see if the phantom array was still there, and with the current reaction, it seemed that the situation was not good!

Several women returned, breathing rapidly, and said in a trance: "No, nothing, nothing, no more......"

"What's missing, give me this first!" The elder gave each of the women a reassuring pill, and after eating it, they quickly regained some composure.

"Elder, the idol is gone, and there's nothing left in the pool!"

"Ah——!!!h

Several elders were so shocked that they went into the water to check it out themselves, and the withered body's body was so cold in the pool that it was about to fall apart, and soon after, the old man's screams came out again, confirming the disappearance of the idol!

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Feng Yang returned to his residence at the bottom of the mountain, still playing with the jade bottle in his hand, looking up and down to see what was going on, and there were dozens of small bowls full of spring water in front of him!

The elders didn't know what to do about this fountain of pregnancy, but they didn't have the courage to take charge of it themselves, so they had to gather the clansmen who wanted to have children first to see if the spring water in the jade bottle still had the effect of gestation!

"Sister Yi, where did you say the water in this bottle came from? You see that I have poured so much, not at all, it seems that it will never be finished?"

"Gu Master, stop playing, I'm going to scare the elders again in a while!"

"They deserve to be scared to death, isn't it that the stone statue is gone, crying and screaming like a dead person, I am the son of God, of course this jade bottle is better in my hands than in the hands of stones!"

"I hope so!"

"You don't believe me?

"Well, I believe it, I believe it!"

Soon after, Feng Yang's residence was full of people, and countless Gu Miao women who had reached the age of childbearing came, and they drank the sweet fountain of pregnancy with mixed joys and sorrows!

The good thing is that they can skip the phantom array and drink the fountain of pregnancy directly, because of the terrible nature of the phantom array, many women who have reached the age are afraid to face it.

The worry is that this fountain of gestation was taken out by the Gu Master, does it really have the effect of gestation?

Feng Yang was so busy that he didn't refuse, the water in the jade bottle was poured out bowl by bowl, and his mouth kept nagging, born together, born together!

Bai Yi looked at the energetic and weird Gu Master speechlessly, thinking in his heart, if the Gu Master was really pregnant, would it be a boy or a girl?

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The next day, there was a knock on the door.

"Gu Master, get up, the sun is soaking your fart!"

After waiting for a while and not responding, Bai Yi pushed the door in with a basin of water, saw that Feng Yang was still sleeping on his side, approached the bed and wanted to wake him up, but suddenly his hands were loosened, and the basin fell freely!

"Bang !!"

"Ah!!h

Feng Yang was woken up by Bai Yi's scream, and his body suddenly shrank sideways to the other side of the bed!

"Sister Yi, what are you doing, do you want to scare people to death so loudly?"

Bai Yi stretched out a finger and pointed at Feng Yang's stomach with a trembling voice, and then it was Feng Yang's turn to scream like the sky!

"Ah——!!!h

The elders came again, and they were all amazed when they saw Feng Yang's big belly, the speed of this pregnancy was too fast, just one day and one night, it was already like a pregnancy in October!

"Grandma, you guys think of a way, I don't want to be a mother, I don't want to, woo, I'm not ready, I don't want to be a mother, I want to be a father......"

"Gu Master, the time is tonight or tomorrow, you are ready, the old body will definitely let you give birth smoothly!"

"Old woman, you, you ......" Feng Yang pointed at several elders, his fingers trembling with anger, unable to speak.

Looking at poor Feng Yang, Bai Yi stepped forward and comforted: "Gu Master, if you don't want to be a mother, then I'll be a mother to the child, can you be a father?"

"Poof!!" Feng Yang finally fainted!

Time flickered, it was already late at night, tonight's moonlight was exceptionally soft, under the illumination of the moonlight, there was a white snow outside the door, and countless Gu Miao women were waiting for the Gu Master's painful "delivery"!

"Ah!! it hurts me, I don't play anymore, ah-"

"Gu Master, open your mouth, take a deep breath, and then push hard!" Bai Yi held Feng Yang, and his right hand gently pushed under his back.

"Push, push,

Feng Yang asked, and the women in charge of delivering the baby were all stunned, yes, men don't have a uterus and birth canal at all, where will the child be born from?

The elder guarding on the side thought about it, pulled out a sharp dagger, and under the action of the shaking knife light, how could that old face look eerie and terrifying!

Feng Yang grabbed Bai Yi's arm, moved his position painfully, and asked in horror, "Grandma, what are you doing with a knife?"

"Gu Master, don't be afraid, you can only use this method, I promise it will be fine, Xiaolan, you go and prepare some Gu ants, which will be used to bite the wound later!"

"Old woman, you dare, don't come, don't come, ah——!!!"

"Gu Master, don't be afraid, as long as Bai Yi's Black Gay bites you on the stomach, you can achieve the effect of anesthesia, and it is guaranteed that it will not hurt at all!"

Feng Yang's hands and feet were pressed on the bed, no matter how hard he struggled, Bai Yi summoned twice, and a black spider came out of his wrist, and then crawled onto his stomach, and the black teeth bit down with juice!

The woman named Xiaolan also came back, holding a Gu box in her hand, and when she opened it, she saw that it was a dense crowd of big ants, and the powerful jaws could bite any knife wound tightly!

"Old woman, if I don't die, I must throw you into the pit of ten thousand poisons, and all of you, I will let you all drink ten bowls of the fountain of pregnancy, and then all of them will be delivered by caesarean section!"

Feng Yang cursed viciously, the spider's toxin had taken effect, spreading from the stomach to the whole body, the painful swelling pain was much lessened, and then the consciousness began to be a little anesthetic.

In a trance, he saw the elder approaching step by step, and his eyes slowly demonized, as if he had turned into a half-worm seen in the phantom array, and raised his hand knife viciously, wanting to disembowel him!

His eyes fluttered, and the women who held him down all turned into terrible half-worm people, and the eyes of those double worms flashed with the excitement of eating a big meal, and he was a feast for insects to slaughter!

Frightened, frightened, struggling, but in his heart or in his nature, he has a heart that does not admit defeat, does not admit fate, is full of bloodlust and nobility, full of killing and righteousness!

He still has a lot of things to do, there are still a lot of people waiting for him, he still has a lot of responsibilities to bear, he can't be a half-worm feast, he has to struggle, he has to resist!

A special force circulated rapidly in his abdomen, and Feng Yang could feel the blood and qi in his whole body being frantically plundered, but he believed in that power, it was his power, a power of flesh and blood!

The elder's dagger resisted Feng Yang's upper chest and abdomen, nodded solemnly to the women who held Feng Yang, withered his hands, and stabbed down!

The white light, the endless white light was dazzling, rushed out of the wooden house, and all the Gu Miao women waiting outside the door knelt down, in their hearts this is a matter of course, the Gu master gave birth, and the sky was auspicious!

Several people in the room were pushed away from afar, their eyes were temporarily white blind, and after a while, their eyesight gradually recovered, but the white light was still there, and they vaguely saw a figure in the light source!

The roof was broken, the white light and shadow rose into the air, and the Gu Miao clan slowly saw the light and shadow clearly, wearing a fluttering white veil, holding a white jade long bottle, and stepping on the divine light white lotus, which was the image of the statue of the main god!

"The Gu Miao clan greets the main god!"

Feng Yang opened his eyes vaguely, saw the greeting and kneeling below over and over again, and then looked at his own situation, the jade bottle was in his hand, and the white lotus was flying!

Am I dreaming?

Or did the damn old woman kill me by mistake?

Well, it should be a dream, how can a dead person be treated so well, this is a white lotus that can shine and fly!

With a move in his mind, the white lotus quickly rose into the air, and Feng Yang wanted to enjoy this wonderful dream!

"Greetings to the Lord God!"

Bai Lian was far away, the light inside and outside the house returned to normal, Bai Yi withdrew his raised eyes, and found that the bed was empty, and Feng Yang was gone!

"Ah!! Lord God took the Gu Lord away——!"

The mighty mountaineering movement began, and countless Gu Miao people chased after the little white starlight in the night sky, no matter what the intentions of the main god were, they had to go to the top of the cliff to pray and wait!

Feng Yang didn't know that he had caused such a big misunderstanding, and he rode the white lotus freely around the world, shouting happily, full of pride, forgetting his painful "childbirth" problem!