Chapter 143: One life turns into a demon, another life becomes an idiot
While the night was still long, Xia Yun planned to take a look at other functions, but before he could click on the interface, a purple-black light suddenly lit up on his chest.
Looking down, a small black spider suddenly came out of his chest, and it was extremely strange in the dim room, and suddenly appeared in front of Xia Yun, making his heart skip a beat.
Ghost parasitic spider!
Its body size is only the size of a little thumb, and the color of its body is like a black hole, and it seems to be integrated with the rags on Xia Yun's body in the dark room, and it really can't be seen if you don't look carefully.
The six pairs of appendages look a little hideous, the chelicerae are located on the head, and their ends have chelicera, which contain venom glands. The other pair of appendages of the head are the foot whiskers, which aid in feeding.
The other four pairs of appendages are located in the chest and abdomen, one pair of chests, three pairs of abdomen, also called foot feet, each limb has seven foot segments, there are claws at the end, and there is a tuft of hard hair under the claws, which crawls vertically on Xia Yun's chest and does not fall.
The eight eyes stared at Xia Yun stubbornly, motionless, although the appearance was almost the same as that of an ordinary spider, the faint cold aura and distorted expression on his body gave people a sense of fierceness and evil.
Staying alone in the room and seeing this scene was somewhat terrifying, but fortunately, Xia Yun's guts were not ordinary fat, and it didn't take long for him to recover.
He tried to communicate with the ghost parasitic spider: "Can you understand me?"
As a divine beast, his intelligence should be higher than that of Thousand Illusions and Reverse Dragons, and it is normal for him to be able to speak, and he feels that this question is a bit naΓ―ve.
However, the ghost and god parasitic spider, which was originally fierce, suddenly became cute, and this contrast made Xia Yun really think that he had seen a ghost.
After waiting for a long time, the little spider responded: "Understand ......"
Xia Yun: "......"
After thinking about it for so long, I was just answering the question just now: Are you really a divine beast, I won't buy a fake again, will I?
Why do you say "again", because the reverse dragon is also a pseudo-dragon.
"Tell me about your abilities. β
"No...... I don't know. The little spider looked dazed, and after saying the first word, it took more than ten seconds to say the next two words.
β...... Can you talk well, I'll be thankful for the flowers. β
"No......" Hearing this word, Xia Yun's face turned cold, this little spider was quite bold, and he dared to refute him, but two words came later: "...... In a hurry. β
"Poof......" Xia Yun felt that he was about to hold back his internal injuries, you are a chronic person, listening to your words, you are about to die.
At first, he thought that the ghost parasitic spider was a stammer, but he didn't expect it to be a chronic child, and it was crazy to see it when he was fighting, how could it appear alone and become this virtue?
Okay, you star spirit, the sky fell apart at that time, and I was given a fake and shoddy product, no, I want to return it!
It's a pity that the star spirit is still asleep, so he won't be able to do it at all.
Xia Yun suddenly thought, could this be a side effect of premature babies?
"Alas, it's really hard for you, just follow me in the future, I'll help you come up with a name later, you can just call me Brother Yun." β
"Yun ......" Hearing this long drag, the corners of Xia Yun's mouth twitched, you are not endless, right, and then heard the words behind the little spider: "...... Many. β
Cloud...... Many?
Xia Yun lost his patience a little: "It's Brother Yun." β
"Cloud ...... Duoduo?" the little spider looked at Xia Yun with a confused expression, he was not wrong, it was Yunduo.
"Your head is ...... by a donkey Huh?" Xia Yun wanted to be angry, but suddenly found that the little spider had a sense of dΓ©jΓ vu for a three- or four-year-old child.
Slow speech, slow reactions, especially many children will pronounce "brother" as "many", these phenomena show that the little spider is not a chronic child, but the intelligence is only at the level of a three-year-old child.
"Eyes of the Heavens!"
Xia Yun stared at the ghost and god parasitic spider, and then sighed slightly, a good divine beast turned out to be mentally retarded, what a tyrannical thing!
"Little demon, I will count your debts on your master, and when the melons are ripe, it will be time to repay. β
The Eye of the Sky Breaking Exploration learned that the intelligence of the ghost and god parasitic spider has declined, and it is only at the level of a child, but unexpectedly it was to get part of Xia Yun's memory during the fusion process, although it is not very complete and a little chaotic, but there is no big problem with normal communication, but it is a little slow when speaking, and the language is relatively concise.
To put it bluntly, it is barely able to understand what others say, but it is difficult to state a sentence completely, and it is sometimes difficult for the brain to turn a corner.
"In this case, your name is Demon Idiot, one life to become a demon, another life to become an idiot. β
"Magic ...... Stupid. β
Looking at the demonic dementia's stupid appearance, Xia Yun was also a little uncomfortable, obviously a divine beast, but he had fallen to this point, and he only sighed that his fate was ill-fated.
No, Xia Yun is not the kind of person who goes with the flow and is driven by fate, he can't watch the demon idiot become a retarded person for the rest of his life, and he must find a way to cure it.
Xia Yun had a good idea: "A pig is running and suddenly crashing into a tree, why is this?"
Since you're not brainy, I'm going to make you take a sharp turn, it's a kid's favorite puzzle game.
"Because ......" The demon idiot looked thoughtful, and pondered for a long time, and then said: "...... It's the sow. β
Xia Yun: "???"
You kid drifted, are we still on the same channel?
"Why?" he felt ashamed when he asked this, it was obviously my problem, but it turned upside down.
"Sow ...... Will hit trees. β
"Poof......" Xia Yun's head was full of black lines, "You are mistaken, that sentence is 'sows will go to the tree', not a collision." β
The demon idiot was stunned, what is the relationship between the two, and said in a daze: "Knock down...... That's it...... on. β
What kind of logic is this, even if an ordinary pig is killed, it will not hit a tree, how can there be a reason to go up the tree after it is broken?
Xia Yun didn't believe in evil and continued, "Do you know how pigs die?"
"Bump...... Dead. β
Hehe, are you really mentally retarded? There's no one who has this brain drifting like this.
"Two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats, why did they only buy three?" Xia Yun felt that if he wanted to completely boost the intellect of the demon idiot, he had to brainstorm.
"Headless...... Knight?"
"They all have heads. β
"Uncrowned...... The king?"
God's uncrowned king, your brain circuits are all brought out by drift, right?
I really don't know what memories the demon idiot has blended in, and it feels like my whole brain is not online.
He really can't carry on this kind of thing, and he has no sense of accomplishment at all playing brain teasers with an idiot whose IQ is off the line, and he is always choked.
Forcibly sending it into the parasitic rune, he needs to be quiet, otherwise his IQ will be lowered.
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