"Look at what you've become? That girl, even if it's useless, she's still a ghost. For ghosts, the underworld is not a scary place. ”

"But... But we've just left the Nine Deserts, and we're not sure what kind of environment we're in. What if there are six ghosts as terrifying as Empress Shura in the vicinity?"

"You think the six ghosts are dog's tail grass on the ground, and you can touch them everywhere?" Yemei rolled her eyes and asked rhetorically.

"In short, whether there is danger or not, I can't leave Xiaoling there alone. As Li Xiaofan spoke, he ran to the living room. I dialed the phone number of the head teacher.

"Hey, is that Mr. Wang?"

"Well, are you...?"

"I'm Li Xiaofan, Teacher Wang, our family is in a bit of a hurry today, so I can't come to school. Can I ask you for a leave of absence on the phone?"

"Something at home? Li Xiaofan, aren't your parents abroad?"

Damn! There is something at home, what does it have to do with my parents? Li Xiaofan was angry in his heart. In the eyes of this bird head teacher, could it be that if there is something at home, it must be that the family member is sick or has passed away?

"It's my house that's on fire, and it's burning down. I'm fighting the fire right now, okay, I'm not going to tell you, I'm hanging. Too lazy to talk to the head teacher, Li Xiaofan hung up the phone decisively.

"Giggles, brother, it's immoral to lie. ”

"Then you say, what should I do now?"

"You can ask your sister to help you with this kind of thing. ”

"Can you help me ask for leave?" Li Xiaofan frowned and asked rhetorically.

"No, but I can detain the soul of your homeroom teacher. As long as he goes to the underworld, the school will definitely be very busy, who cares about a problem student like you?"

Li Xiaofan Huangshan Waterfall Khan! This night girl is a big girl, and she is really different from normal people.

"Oh, I'm not poor with you, Sister Yemei, I really have to fall asleep quickly. If she doesn't go to Xiaoling again, she will be scared. Xiao Ling has never been to the underworld, and in the past two years, he has rarely even left this house. In the form of a crow ghost, let alone a heavenly ghost, she can't even beat a demon. Is there anything you can do to get me to sleep quickly?"

"Yes. Have you ever heard that men and women get tired after doing that? So, brother, if you're really in a hurry, your sister's body can be borrowed from you. Ye Mei leaned closer, and her plump breasts squeezed on Li Xiaofan's arms. caused ripples in Li Xiaofan's heart.

"You don't lie to me, it's not like I haven't experienced this. It will only make people more and more energetic, and they will not get tired at all. "Li Xiaofan won't be so easily fooled, even if it is true, he is not in the mood now, let alone have that kind of relationship with Yemei.

"Ahh Could it be that you're no longer a virgin?"

"What do you say?"

"Tell me, who is it with?

"Well, not really. ”

"Ahh What a disappointment. Yemei frowned in disappointment.

Li Xiaofan didn't dare to tell Yemei that his first time was pushed by Xiaoling's girl. In that case, it is estimated that she will hold her stomach and laugh for a long time. Remember the permanent address of Q Pig Literature Station: for easy reading next time!