Section 496 Drunken madness

I said in a daze: "What a living dad and a dead dad, I'll sing you a song, I promise you've never heard it!ah, oh, ah~~~" I sang outside with my throat pulled, my voice was very penetrating, I also sang and laughed while singing, and after singing for a while, I laughed and asked: "Brother Gan, how am I singing?"

"Okay, that's good!" said Balekuz 'Meng' Gan hurriedly, "Daddy, you've finished singing this song, isn't it time to go?"

"Hey, don't worry, we haven't seen each other for ten years, and you say that I sing well, I'm going to sing a few more songs to you today, so that you can enjoy it!" I was 'confused' and 'confused' while gently knocking on the 'door' with my fingers to beat the rhythm, while the wolf howled, which quickly attracted Helena.

Helena walked up behind me and said angrily: "Why did you run here to make trouble? Come down for me! You guy is too bad at drinking, come with me!" I was 'confused' and 'confused' when I heard someone calling me behind me, I stopped singing, looked back, and was stunned, and said in my mouth: "CC! Why did you come to the Third Realm?"

"What a cang, stand up for me!" Helena pulled me up and shouted into the room, "Go on, you two, I'll take him away." ”

"CC I miss you so much, I haven't seen you for years, huh? But how did you grow taller? Your hair is dyed blonde, like a Bo cat, haha. I smiled happily, and then my feet tilted and my body collapsed on the ground again.

Helena carried me on her back, and I lay on Helena's back and said, "Cang CC, to be honest, are you redone, reshaped, ah, have you had plastic surgery? It's not the same as before, your body has become taller, and you have become more beautiful." But how did you get out?

"Don't talk nonsense, what kind of cang, seal the dragon seal. You're so ashamed, it's so late, that you should go to the 'door' of someone's new house and sing? Let me tell you what you want?" said Helena, unhappily.

I was 'confused' and confused, I didn't hear what she said, I hiccuped, I suddenly remembered something, and said with a smile: "Cang CC, I heard that your 'chest' is 90 centimeters, I don't believe it!" Huh, CC, why don't you stop?" Helena was stunned at this point, and looked down at her 'breast' in disbelief, and there was still a pair of hands on it.

"Ahh

What did I do? I took Helena for a cane CC! And I grabbed her breasts!

But now I absolutely can't admit it, if I do, I will die a miserable death! So I blocked Helena's feet and whispered, "Sister Na, are you crazy, what are you kicking me for?"

"You bastard! Kill the pervert! I'm going to kick you to death!"

"I've provoked you, I'm not going to play with you!" I said, I stood up, prepared to put oil on the soles of my feet, and ran away.

Who knew that Helena flew up from behind and kicked me to the ground, I drank a lot of wine, and now I can't use all my strength, after being kicked by Helena for a while, she seems to have finally put out some of the fire, snorted, and ran out of the house.

I was lying on the ground, and my heart said that I was really embarrassed today, you said that people are getting married, and they are doing things in the room at night, and you go to the 'door' of someone's new house to tell jokes and sing songs, isn't this a typical owe 'pump'?

Later, he attacked Helena's fierce 'woman' on her chest, and was thrown down the stairs by others, not to mention, she was kicked violently, alas, it was all self-inflicted, no wonder others.

I looked in the direction of the 'door' and said, "Wushuang, have you seen enough?"

"Ah, brother, how did you know I was coming?" Yin Wushuang walked out from the side of the 'door'.

"You little girl, since I was beaten, you have been hiding at the 'door' and peeking, and you don't come in to save me, it's cool to see me being beaten, isn't it?" I asked with a pretended cold face.

"No, brother, you must have done something wrong to be beaten, don't you always teach me: do you have to be punished for doing something wrong?" replied the little brain.

I looked at the little brain and said angrily, "Now that I've been punished, why don't you help me up?" Are you going to let me lie on the floor all night? "Early the next morning.

I stood in the courtyard and slowly wielded a rapier, contemplating the way to use the sword, imagining in my mind how I would give the most powerful response if the enemy attacked one of my parts.

Yin Wushuang sat on a stone bench not far away, yawning, and eating an apple weakly.

No wonder she is very slow to move up the ranks, she eats apples every day, how fast can she get to upgrade? At this time, Balekuz walked out of the villa with two dark circles under her eyes, and when she saw me, she said with a sad face: "Brother Lin, do you know what you did last night?" I pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What did I do?" I only remember that I seemed to have drunk too much, and then I fainted. ”

"Oh my God, you last night ... Forget it, I won't talk about it, anyway, I almost didn't 'get' wilt. Balekuz said with a sigh.

"What are you talking nonsense? Oh, by the way, Brother Meng, did you use the little 'pill' pill that I gave you yesterday?

"Good! It works so well!" said Balekuz with a thumbs up and a look of ecstasy, aftertaste.

Helena also walked out of the villa, saw my figure, and said angrily: "You dead 'pervert' wolf, you got up quite early. ”

"Sister Na, are you talking to me?" I asked, pointing to my nose.

"Who else could it be, if not?"

"How did I become a 'pervert' wolf?" Balkuz rolled his eyes and said in disbelief: "Ah, could it be that Brother Lin did something to you when he was drunk last night?"

"Humph!" Helena snorted angrily as she looked to the side. I pulled Wushuang and hurriedly ran away, ran to the 'door', I turned around and smiled: "Sister Na, Brother 'Meng' Gan, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." ”

"Bastard, if you dare to leave, you'll never come back to me for help!"

"Sister Na, you put out the fire first, being angry is not good for your skin, I'll come back to see you after a while, bye!" Saying that, I took the little brain and hurriedly slipped to the mouth of the space passage and lined up, Helena, this 'woman' can't be provoked, she is angry now, or wait for her to extinguish the fire, I will come back and apologize.

When we were queuing, Yin Wushuang asked, "Brother, do we still want to continue to look for Long Xixue's reincarnation?"

"Well, of course I have to keep looking, if I don't find a solution for a day, I'm going to keep looking... "I took the brain-dead tiger to the space passage and found that Xi Xue had not been reincarnated.

According to the pattern of these times, I know that after she dies, she will have to wait three or four months before she can be reincarnated, and now, just two months have passed.

Looking at the direction of the Fourth Realm, my heart said that I should go to the Fourth Realm to see, I have not seen him since Nuo Ge retreated, and after decades, I don't know what level his strength has reached.

When I went to the Fourth Realm this time, the first thing I wanted to do was to see if Chen Nuo's retreat was over. The second is that I want to go and see Liu He and them, after all, they are all friends from the Sixth Realm, and I haven't seen them for a long time, it's time to visit.

The third is to go and see Xiao Ji, I don't know how she is doing now, when she was adventuring in the dungeon, I have to thank her for her help.

Thinking of this, I said to Yin Wushuang, "How about we go to the Fourth Realm for a spin?"

"Okay, my brother said he would go wherever he wanted. Yin Wushuang said obediently. I took out a piece of paper, wiped her nose and said, "Okay, let's go." With that, we flew in the direction of the Fourth Realm.

After entering the City of Light, we took the teleportation array directly to the City of Light, and did not rush to the Light God Island, but came to Liu He's house first, if Chen Nuo's retreat is over, we will definitely come to inform Liu He and them first, so just ask them, you will know if Chen Nuo's retreat is over.

I pressed the 'door' bell, but no one answered for a long time, and it seems that they should be at work. Yin Wushuang asked, "Brother, there's no one here, let's wait at the 'door', right?"

"Okay, then let's go to a nearby restaurant and wait for them slowly, it is estimated that they will not be back until night, if they have been waiting at the 'door', it will be boring. I suggested with a smile.

After arriving at the restaurant, I asked for a few side dishes, but this time I didn't dare to drink, last night was really big, drinking really wrong, this is the first time I played drunk, I didn't expect it to be so serious, it seems that I want to quit drinking for the time being.

I have a mouthful, no bite of the dish, the cerebellum sat next to me playing on the computer, I looked at the computer screen, and found that the cerebellum was reading a web page, and laughing while reading, so I asked casually: "Wushuang, what are you looking at?"

"Brother, I'm reading a book called "Lamentation of the Six Realms", it's so funny, do you want to take a look at it together?" Yin Wushuang replied staring at the computer screen.

"I've been watching it for a long time! I'm not interested. I still looked around and said very casually: "My brother has long passed the age, and now his head is full of worries, how can he have the leisure to go?" (today's fourth watch~)