Chapter 3 Halfway, I met a robber
Directly in front of the dark weeds, there was a cave less than half a meter away, and the person in the cave was only half exposed outside the cave
It seems that he doesn't seem to be thinking about it at all, on the contrary, people are still very comfortable. Look at his leisurely expression in the cave, there is not a little sad and uncomfortable, as if he is not being punished but is here on vacation
He is actually the Monkey King? I didn't expect him to be a beautiful man! Like Little Tangtang, each one is more handsome than the other. The modern kings Jay Chou, Aaron Kwok, Andy Lau and so on are all weak! Idols! Even lying on their stomachs are so handsome. "Hug left and right... There are so many beautiful men...... Hmm~haha" Qianyu mode is on, fantasizing about the future on the side, countless pink bubbles are bubbling in my heart
The figure in the grass skipped Qianyu's words and asked Sanzang directly: "You are the one who the Bodhisattva said to learn the scriptures?"
I've been waiting for five hundred years, and I'm finally here! But who was that woman just now? She seemed to know me, Sun Wukong thought to himself, and the corner of his eyes also glanced at Qianyu, seeing her look like a pig brother, saliva flowed to the ground, and he couldn't help but shiver. When he looked at Qianyu again, his face also turned into a look of disgust
Looking at Qianyu again, she is still dreaming of her Spring and Autumn Festival, but she doesn't know that her idol has already disgusted her from top to bottom
"Yes, I am Tang Sanzang! You are my big apprentice that Guanyin Bodhisattva said about me, right?" After Xiao Tang saw the black shadow clearly, he also directly stated his identity without ambiguity
"Master, you're finally here! Apprentice has been waiting for you here for 500 years! Today I can finally restore my free body. It is not difficult to hear that the heart of the speaker is glad. After speaking, white smoke flew everywhere, and a gust of wind passed, and a beautiful man in white clothes appeared in front of the two
Golden eyes, golden hair, except for the hair that looks more like a monkey's hair, there is not a single hair in other places you can find, exactly like a normal person, and it is so handsome that Pan An has to stand aside
"Apprentice Sun Wukong greets Master!" Although it was a verbal greeting, it was only a slight bow, and Xiao Tang looked at his eldest apprentice, the corners of his mouth rose and he bowed slightly
"And me, I'm your senior brother! Not only to meet Master, but also your senior brother!" I was pulled back to reality by the empty voice of the idol. Why did he come out on his own? Why didn't he play cards according to the routine? Looking at the beautiful man in front of him, even if he had doubts, he knew that now was not the time to ask. There is no advantage, and he is still an idol that I have admired since I was a child
You're just a girl, and you're a brother! Are you stupid or am I stupid?
"Master, let's go, there is a house not far ahead! Let's stay there tonight!"
"Hey-you're waiting for us!" I almost forgot that others are the omnipotent Monkey King in the heavens and the earth!
In this way, the three masters and apprentices walked west along the foot of the Two Realms Mountain. And Qianyu didn't stop talking along the way, asking questions from east to west. When watching TV in modern times, he has always had a lot of questions to ask Sun Wukong, and now that he has this opportunity, it must be ......
"Empty, you can come out of the cave at the bottom of the mountain by yourself! Then why don't you just come out, and stay there to feed the mosquitoes?"
"I like it, I'm willing!
“......”
"Also, aren't you bored to be there by yourself?"
What do I have to be bored about, every day there are birds, flowers and fish, snakes, insects, tigers and leopards to chat with me, what is there to be bored about? Of course, this is only Wukong's heart, naturally he will not say it
"Also, are you so good-looking, are there a lot of beautiful female monkeys and female monsters pursuing you?"
“......”
"Do you prefer peaches or bananas?"
"I'm not a picky eater!"
"By the way, I heard that you seem to have a rumored girlfriend, what is Zixia Fairy, is it true?"
“......”
"Empty, I've always wanted to know ...... you"
Faced with Qianyu's three-inch incorruptible tongue, Wukong mostly chose to ignore it, and occasionally answered, but they were all not asked, and the donkey's head was not in the horse's mouth
That night, the three of them stayed at the house of an Orion, where only an old woman and her wife were at home, and the daughter-in-law and son had gone to the town two days before, and now there happened to be a vacant room in the house.
So, Qianyu stayed in the couple's room, and Sanzang and Goku lived in a small room next door
At night, Qianyu wanted to take a hot shower, but she didn't have a change of clothes, so she went to the idol to ask him to help him change his clothes. As soon as he went out, he looked up and saw him
"So, I'll discuss something for you!Give me a dress!" I smiled and looked at my idol with a flattering look, and saw that he was sitting on the big tree in the yard, looking at the sky, nibbling on the peach in his hand that had been conjured out of nowhere, as if he was thinking about something, and as if he had done nothing, just blowing the night breeze
Hearing this, he looked down at me and didn't speak, and continued to look at the sky and eat peaches, "Wukong, please help, change me into a man's clothes!" He didn't know what was in the sky, but he kept looking at the sky and never looked away halfway
If I could, I wish I could be the sky, so his eyes would stay on me
After a long time, I don't know if he was tired or something, he finally came down from the tree, and the peach in his hand was long gone
He stood in front of me and looked at me with scrutinizing eyes, and somehow, he really looked at me, and I was a little weak by his staring. I was about to speak, when a white light flashed in front of me, and a light blue men's suit appeared in my hand
Before I could say anything, he was already back in his room, and I opened my mouth but didn't speak
The east gradually brightened, and the next day, the three of them had eaten breakfast and thanked the master's family for taking Luxi
On the way, Qianyu was depressed in her heart, thinking of what was going to happen next, her face was as if she had eaten a bitter melon. Keeping his head down, he was thinking in his heart, do you really want Wukong to wear the golden hoop?
Sanzang saw Qianyu's silent and sad face, and couldn't help but be a little puzzled: "Xiaoyu, what's wrong with you?"
"Ah?... What's wrong?" I was a little stunned
"You see that you have been worried all the way, do you have anything on your mind? Speak up and listen, and see if we can help you solve it!" Sanzang listened to what Qianyu said, and looked at her absent-mindedly, and couldn't help but be a little worried
I looked up, glanced at the person walking in front, and looked at Wukong, who didn't care about me: "I ......"
"Well, I opened this road, I planted this tree! If you want to live from now on, you can leave the money to buy the road!" Before Qianyu finished speaking, she saw a few bandits flash in front of her, talking about the opening words that the mountain bandits used to play on TV
Looking at this formation, Qianyu looked bitter, thinking that it was over! This is over!