Chapter 4: He's Ugly
The green grass fairy spoke excitedly, with both movements and affectionate expressions. Suddenly, a bony walnut shell fell from the sky, she touched the bag on her head and smiled a little embarrassed, really don't talk about people during the day, don't talk about ghosts at night, her fierce cousin appeared in the text.
"It's been a thousand years since this happened, Green Grass, I really want to go to the Medicine Heart Fairy to get medicine and poison you. β
Dai Zheng came down from the Lesheng Palace with her skirt and scattered the villagers in Wuyue Prefecture to see the excitement. Holding the white walnut meat in his hand and sending it to his mouth, he was wearing a white dress that was not dull back then, the collar on the neck had two layers, the inner layer was a bewitching red, and the outside was plain and pure white, the white blouse was thin, but it revealed the most bright red color, and the lower skirt was full of gold and jade threads, and the red and white were bright and bright, charming but not demonic.
The white snow fell behind Dai Zheng, setting off her thin and thin shadow.
"Hehehehe, my cousin won't treat my cousin, and the version I'm talking about is just one of thousands of stories. The matter between you and the Immortal Emperor on that day not only spread throughout the entire Heavenly Realm, but even the people knew about it. β
The green grass pulled out a pearl, and his fingers condensed a glimmer of yellow light. The transparent light illuminates the world, people are replaced from generation to generation, the tomb is seated, Dai Zheng almost fainted when she saw it, it turned out that the folk adapted her drinking and making mistakes a thousand years ago into the history of the goddess. There are thousands of versions, and this thing has become a laughing stock after a meal.
It is said that the fairy royal is handsome and beautiful, and the daizheng goddess is fat, ugly and scary, and the daizheng goddess fell in love with the immortal queen in the queen mother's birthday banquet, and she was ashamed and difficult to speak. The goddess of Dai Zheng thought of a way, what way? It was to directly stun Xianyu, a promising young man, and abduct him into the Moon Palace, and the two spent a night in the Moon Palace.
The fairy princess doesn't like women, and the goddess of Dai Zheng wants to go against the sky and hook up with the fairy king. Xianyu refused to go along with the pollution, Dai Zheng Goddess tried every means to get Xianyu, and later Xianyu humiliated it, Dai Zheng Goddess felt shameless, and since then Dai Zheng Goddess has been imprisoned in Wuyue Prefecture.
What a heroic figure the Immortal Emperor is, even though the goddess of Dai Zheng worshipped the spider spirit in the Panshi Cave and learned the ability to hook up with people. Xianyu never raised half an eye, only the gentle and lovely flower fairy in his heart, and fiercely rejected the goddess of Daizheng, and the goddess was heartbroken and went to the Ada cultivation field to become a monk.
The goddess of Dai Zheng is fond of men, and her style is chaotic and wants to fight the idea of the fairy palace. Immortal Yu Yingming Shenwu slashed her in half with a sword and buried her in the Guanghan Cave.
Aggrieved, faceless, heartbroken, beheaded, buried?
The more Dai Zheng thought about it, the more angry she became, her face above Wuyue Prefecture was about to be lost, why was he the immortal emperor of the fairy bone Dao wind, she was the inferior goddess who seduced the immortals, and the spitting foam of the folk people was about to spit out on the top of Wuyue Prefecture.
Dai Zheng suddenly thought about it, how can she recover this unbearable memory with so many rights and wrongs.
"After you got into trouble that day, the green grass fairy pleaded with the fairy for a long time, and the fairy king of the Houfu pleaded on the side. I clearly saw Tianbian Xianyu waving his hand, hum, don't let me meet her again. Xianyu is not a person who bites the root of his tongue, he finally came over to the queen mother's birthday banquet that time, and after the girl drank and made trouble, he never went to the heavenly realm again. Soon the Immortal Emperor ordered him to guard Xi'an Lake, I heard that he was almost injured by the giant beast of Xi'an Lake, and now a thousand years have passed, and there is no news of him in the heavenly realm. β
The person who spoke was Xiaohe, and Xiaohe was the maid who accompanied Daizheng. The appearance is delicate, he is slightly fat, and he is very similar to the words of the fairy emperor on the side of the sky, and he can't help but laugh when he crosses his waist.
Dai Zheng didn't know what happened that day, that day the queen mother's birthday banquet, peach blossoms, morning glow auspicious. During the banquet, the queen mother was proud of the spring breeze and greeted the immortals who came and went. Immortal Emperor Dao, everyone raised a glass to celebrate Tianshuai's promotion to Tianban Immortal Palace, Immortal Emperor at this time went to the Xuxian Cave to kill the martial soul demon, ruined the whole demon feast, rescued the unjust soul, it is really my fairy world luck.
Because of his respect for Tianban Xianyu is a character, killing the martial soul is also to avenge his father's mother. Dai Zheng also casually pinched some years of brewing, and the head began to dazed under the alcohol, and then that happened. She still had a little impression in her mind, as if that was the caseγγγγγ
She wounded the Immortal Realm personnelγγγγγ
Teasing the most iceberg in the fairy worldγγγγ
even shouted in the Moon Palace that he wanted to perform the Zhou Gong ceremony with the Immortal Emperorγγγγγ
Every time she thinks about it, Dai Zheng can't wait to beat her high chest into a flat chest.
I can't wait to get close to the birthday banquet of the day and stun myself.
Dai Zheng shook her head and explained solemnly: "How could I do such an outrageous thing that day, Xiaohe and Green Grass will firmly tell me not to drink in the future." β
Green grass nodded, as if she suddenly remembered something, and said: "Ming'er is the Immortal Emperor's Grace Day, and it is a huge event in the fairy world. The Immortal Emperor was in charge of the invitation, and the Immortal Emperor had agreed to invite Wuyue Prefecture. β
Where else is there anyone in Wuyue Prefecture? Just a Dai Zheng goddess.
Dai Zheng glanced at the green grass fairy with resentment, and her eyes had thousands of knives: "Don't go, don't go, I don't want to go." β
"That's the Tianbian Immortal Emperor, oh no, it's the Tianbian Immortal Sect who is also there. β
A thousand years ago, the Tianbian Immortal Emperor was promoted to ten levels in a row, and the future was limitless. Killed the evil civet demon and the rat king who caused trouble in the world, rescued countless mortals, and smashed the raccoon dog and rat demon's lair with a fire to get the fish belly shengzhu. The fish belly shengzhu is the thing of the ancient immortal emperor, it is extremely precious, I heard that it can swallow mountains and rivers, and a pearl determines the peace of the heavens. The Immortal Emperor was very proud, and he specially sealed the Tianban as the Immortal Sect of the Immortal Realm, and his status was equal to that of the Immortal Emperor.
Xiaohe's eyes are shining, in the flowing water pavilion, the golden spring light, the peach blossoms are like smoke, it is a good season. A man in red, holding a patterned palm fire sword, riding the breeze on his feet, his eyes are cold, and he stays under the peach blossoms like a brocade bouquet between the lightning, and the person stands quietly, which has already taught people to be drunk.
"He will not go to me, lest the things of a thousand years have been dug up again. β
You can't resist it, so it's okay to avoid it. If she doesn't go out, how other people move their mouths and knives, she can't see and her eyes are not clean.
The green grass fairy's smart eyes rolled around, and the corners of her mouth hung a smile that was almost up to her eyes: "Good cousin, sister, I have been prepared, I have been waiting for the immortal monarch to inquire about it, and that day the altar ancestor of the Lotus Mountain made an appointment with the Tianban Immortal Sect to enjoy the lotus together." He is a man who keeps his promises, so he will never attend the Immortal Emperor's Grace Day. β
"Go ahead, let's go and watch the event with me, people who stay in Wuyue Prefecture all day will really go crazy. Wuyue Prefecture here is strangely cold, go and feel the enthusiasm of the immortals. β
Wuyue Prefecture is above the fairy world, quiet and cold, with snow falling all year round. The land is vast, the snow is vast, the red plum is in the company, and there are at most two or three people's footprints under the snow.
"Alas. Dai Zheng sighed softly.
"Girl, I also want to go to the fairy world. β
In the face of the pleading of the green grass fairy, Xiaohe's expectant gaze, Dai Zheng was a little unbearable, Xiaohe has been with her for thousands of years, and rarely stepped out of Wuyue Prefecture, no wonder she wanted to see the biggest event in the fairy world. Not to mention the green grass, a girl in the prime of her life does not run to Fuhou Xianjun every day, but runs to accompany a cousin, who is righteous and a good sister.
Dai Zheng agreed.
Just go, anyway, the Tianban Immortal Sect is not there.
Green grass thought that there were only two girls in Wuyue Prefecture, relying on a phantom enchantment, and I really didn't know if An was safe. It was my aunt's family who was careless that day, and the martial soul demon queen took advantage of the loophole. Recently, the fairy world is not very peaceful, and the Xianlin army sent to guard the South Heavenly Gate on the day of the Queen Mother's birthday banquet was assassinated, I don't know what kind of demon it is.
She said: "Xiaohe, remember to remind your cousin tomorrow that you must seal the Wuyue Prefecture enchantment before leaving, and don't let the goblins have a chance." β
The next day, Green Grass got up early in the morning and went to Wuyue Prefecture to remind Xiaohe to arrange Dai Zheng's washing, looking in a hurry, and he didn't care about chatting with Dai Zheng. said that he was almost late, and the Immortal Emperor hated others for being late the most, and the green light flashed and slipped away.
It has been snowing in Wuyue Prefecture, the land is desolate, the snow is fluttering, and the thin figure of Hongmei is spinning under the wind. The lake in the distance, the lotus pond near is covered with a thick layer of ice, the white ice is as clear as a mirror, and wisps of light smoke are emitted like fog.
Xiaohe took a big red cloak, and the snowflake petals were embellished like beautiful jade on the outer layer of the cloak, beautiful and ethereal. The white down ring is on Dai Zheng's face, and the original face looks smaller. A pair of white jade earrings shined brightly, setting off the red lips like fire.
Wuyue Prefecture is Dai Zheng's home, and the memories here are precious, in order to prevent the demons from making crooked ideas, she condensed the light and laid down the phantom array. There was an invisible thin boundary in the sky, and the ice-blue line was unbreakable, so she left with peace of mind.
I don't like to go too early, the green grass is a member of the fairy world, and naturally the fairy emperor has to come to the scene to help, and Dai Zheng goes as a goddess in the god world, so it is not appropriate to arrive early to be embarrassed, and it is not appropriate to be late to settle down. It's best to count the time and show up before the moment.
It's noon, and there's still some time to go. Dai Zheng chose to walk, and the little lotus squeaked along the way, like a yellow warbler out of the cage freely around her. Walking to the gate of the heavenly court, the gatekeeper was polite and polite, and Dai Zheng was stunned for a moment.
In the end, Heavenly Court is warmer than that of Wuyue Prefecture, and even the gatekeepers are smiling and welcoming people. If it weren't for that incident that happened a thousand years ago and was ridiculed for a thousand years, Dai Zheng would be happy to make friends in the fairy world and feel the warmth that Wuyue Prefecture does not have.
"Girl, do you say that on the day of grace, will the Immortal Emperor gather all the men in the fairy world together? Are the men in the fairy world more handsome than the other? And what kind of clothes do they have to wear? Violence is not exposed? If it is exposed, should I look at it or not?"
Xiaohe's eyes lit up again, and there was always a steady stream of topics when it came to men.
"No, the Tianbian Immortal Sect that I know will not appear. β
"Girl, don't be so discouraged, the Immortal Sect may go to the Xuantian Hall as soon as he finishes appreciating the lotus. β
"I hope not. β
"Why doesn't the girl want to see the Immortal Sect?"
Joke, after a thousand years of his appearance, he has to show it again in front of others, and Wuyue Prefecture can no longer afford to lose that face.
"Little lotus, he's ugly. β
"But you almost slept with him a thousand years ago. β
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Dai Zheng's face was full of black lines.
Xiaohe has been following the green grass more recently, and she has begun to speak freely, and Dai Zheng feels poor for the first time. In the future, Wuyue Prefecture will not be able to welcome green grass, and goodbye manually.
"Girl, look, there are two wishing trees in this fairy world. β
Dai Zheng looked up, the fairy aura was diffuse, and the mist was like a light veil. Two towering trees stand majestically on the left and on the right, and the locust tree on the left is luxuriant, verdant and dripping, the body of the tree is fat, tall and majestic. The plane tree on the right has red leaves. The claws of the dragon are handsome and straight, towering into the sky. The wind poured in everywhere, and strangely enough, the leaves suddenly moved, as if the wind had never come at all.
Dai Zheng wondered, thinking that the fairy world was different from the god world, so she let go of her doubts. With another gust of wind, she sneezed and tightened her cloak.
Xiaohe looked down and reminded the cloak that it was sticky to the snow, and the cloak was soaked as soon as the wind in the fairy world blew, and the girl quickly took it off and caught a cold. She shook the girl's cloak, complained of her carelessness, and hung it on the branches of the red-leafed tree to dry.
Dai Zheng also walked tiredly, and sat down leaning against the plane tree. There is a shortcut from the divine realm to the fairy realm, which is to walk the 99,000 steps of ladders, and there are blood birds and spirit monkeys on the way, because it is their own door to enter and exit unimpeded, and the blood bird spirit monkey was startled when she saw it, and she thought something big had happened.
There is a long way for the god realm to pass through the fairy realm, and I am a little tired walking today.
With his hand stretched out in mid-air, his fingers pointed out two hot sweet potatoes. Steaming hot, Dai Zheng threw a sweet potato at the little lotus resting under the locust tree.
Xiaohe frowned and puzzled: "The girl is a god, you must know that in addition to drinking Yulu sweet water, whatever you eat is an empty stomach, it is better not to eat." β
"The people worship me with gyokuro sweet water, who knows that I don't like cold food at all. β