Chapter 257 Are You a Man or Not?
After a night of madness, Mei Ruoliu and Shen Feng both slept deeply. As the sun rose, the strange scene around the shack disappeared without a trace.
Many unknown birds and beasts come to the pond to drink and play. Some even ran directly to Shen Feng's shack to play.
Inside the shack, the two piles of hay that were originally distinct were already mixed together at this time. Shen Feng and Mei Ruoliu both lay there and fell asleep, completely lacking the vigilance that the heroes had. In the old saying of our hometown, that is to carry the two of them to sell, it is estimated that these two people are still in a daze to help count the money!
Shen Feng closed his eyes and lay there on all fours, one hand on Mei Ruoliu's body. And Mei Ruoliu's head was pillowed on Shen Feng's arm, and her whole body curled up in Shen Feng's arms like a frightened kitten.
"Whew!" Shen Feng, who was asleep, may not feel very comfortable, and turned over at will. He pressed half of his body firmly against Mei Ruoliu's body.
After all, after sleeping for so long, the two of them have recovered a lot both physically and energetically. So when Shen Feng made a move unintentionally, almost both of them were aware of it. In a state of confusion, he opened his eyes and glanced at each other. Then they tried to go back to sleep, but when they closed their eyes again. There was a sudden "pop" in his head, and the whole person jumped up. An unusually terrifying cry came out of his mouth: "Ah!"
"You...... You...... What's going on?" Mei Ruoliu looked at Shen Feng in surprise, looking puzzled. However, when her gaze found that Shen Feng's eyes were actually staring straight at her chest, she also subconsciously glanced at it.
"Ah!" Mei Ruoliu suddenly found that she was looking bare-chested and bare-backed, and then pulled the clothes next to her and covered her chest, looking like a frightened fawn.
"You...... You...... Are you still watching? Woo woo woo ......" Mei Ruoliu saw that Shen Feng was still staring at her chest with a dejected look, and couldn't help but be angry and anxious, and finally cried aggrievedly.
"Huh?" Mei Ruoliu's cry also woke up Shen Feng, who was stupid.
"Ahh
The shouts of the two startled away the birds and beasts outside the shack, and the sound of the birds and beasts fleeing also attracted the attention of Shen Feng and Mei Ruoliu.
However, after Mei Ruoliu heard Shen Feng actually ask herself such an irresponsible question. Anger rushed up all at once.
I saw her protecting her body with her clothes with one hand, and pointing with the other: "The surname is Shen, are you a man? What do you mean by this? What's the matter? Suspect that I Mei Ruoliu used strength for you last night? Tell me, I, a person who can't even move, how can I give you a big man? I ...... I...... My innocence is so inexplicably gone, and you still say that about me?"
Mei Ruoliu's original anger suddenly appeared in the depths of her heart after a period of venting. She dressed haphazardly, letting tears run down her rosy face.
"Stop, don't move!" Shen Feng suddenly shouted, and pointed at Mei Ruoliu in a dumbfounded manner, "Are you getting dressed? Are you dressing? How can this be?"
"What's wrong with my clothes? I have a thief's heart but no thief's guts, and I only bully people when they are asleep. What's the matter, you won't let me get dressed?......" Mei Ruoliu couldn't help laughing when she saw that Shen Feng was shamelessly preventing herself from getting dressed, but when she was halfway through her words, she suddenly realized something, and the whole person was stunned all of a sudden!
"Don't be stunned, let's take a look at the poisoning?" Shen Feng saw that she also understood what she was referring to, so he hurriedly urged.
Mei Ruoliu nodded, and after putting on her clothes haphazardly, she immediately sat cross-legged and closed her eyes to exercise in her body. However, he soon opened his eyes again, "The toxicity of the aphrodisiac has completely disappeared, and now only the venom that seeped into the body when it was injured by the Flying Demon Hand is hard to force out, I will try again." ”
After calming down a little, both of them deliberately avoided the topic just now.
And Shen Feng couldn't help but let out a long breath after hearing that the toxicity of the aphrodisiac hidden in Mei Ruoliu's body had completely disappeared.
"God bless! Just this little toxin, it can be regarded as a toss and bitterness for my brother recently! Now that the toxicity of aphrodisiacs is gone, there is no need to live that kind of worrying and inferior life in the future. ”
Thinking of this, Shen Feng's mood relaxed for a while.
However, just as he picked up his clothes and was about to put them on, a red object fell out of his clothes.
"What is this?" Shen Feng casually took it in front of him and looked at it, and his whole spirit collapsed again!
I saw that he was holding a red pocket with a mandarin duck playing in the water in his hand, and he shook it twice in his hand. knew that the owner of this doudou was the female bandit Mei Ruoliumei hero.
Obviously, this is still very easy to reason, there are only two people, myself and the other party, and I have never worn it, right?
"Did you think about safety just now? Now that you're safe, you've even been in bed, and you still care about that little seduction?"
He gritted his teeth and gently slapped his face twice, "It's really shameless, you actually did this! See how you explain to your wife?"
After Shen Feng cursed secretly, he looked at Mei Ruoliu, who was disheveled, and said in his heart: "Hurry up and wait! I used to be an outsider, but now I have become my own woman, no matter what, I will be more attentive after this first night." In everything, we should respect each other, and when we find different opinions and opinions, we must refer to the first point. ”
"No, let's go out and cook!" Although Shen Feng intermittently kept some exciting moments from last night in his mind, they were all very fragmentary things, no matter how he pieced them together, he couldn't piece together that kind of complete uncensored small video.
"What the hell happened last night? How could I sleep so hard? I even missed something I enjoyed so much?" Shen Feng didn't think about whether he was shirking a little responsibility or anything, but secretly rejoiced in his heart, it is estimated that no one would believe that such an atmospheric Mei Daxia, a female bandit who has been robbing the road for a living, was actually caught by himself in a daze.
After tidying up his clothes, Shen Feng got out of the shack, and the sudden sunlight made his eyes a little uncomfortable. He blocked it with his hand, and only after he had gotten used to it did he open his eyes and look around.
The surrounding environment is the same as when I came yesterday, except for a few elk drinking water by the peach blossom pool, only the birds shuttling back and forth in the peach forest bring a touch of life to the originally quiet environment.
"There was no sign of outsiders coming in. Why did those two people suddenly lose control? Even if he has some advantages in color, Mei Ruoliu will definitely not have it. While pondering, Shen Feng looked for some common edible wild vegetables around. He turned out a little ingredient from the mixed yuan bead, and after raising the bonfire, he made four dishes and one soup, planning to make up for Mei Ruoliu's body.
Before the meal came out of the pot, Mei Ruoliu also came out of the shack. When she found that Shen Feng, who was busy, was looking at her with a blank eye. I couldn't help but pout my mouth and "hum"!
"What? Are you going to admit it, or are you going to run? I'm telling you, there's no door. The toxins in my body are not cleared at all. So you have to accompany me to find the Ten Thousand Year Lotus Seeds!"
Mei Ruoliu pretended to be angry, almost exerted her aura to the maximum level, pinched her waist with both hands, and yelled at Shen Feng angrily.
"Hehe, don't worry, I'll be responsible for you!" Shen Feng looked at her pretending to be strong, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Shen Feng's words made Mei Ruoliu's face flush, and she had a powerful aura that she had just dressed up with great difficulty. In an instant, it was like a balloon that was punctured by Shen Feng with a needle. Shriveled and shriveled with no strength.
But a smile almost narrowed into her eyes, and finally turned into a sentence, "Hmph! who is rare!", and then turned and walked towards the peach forest.
"Ah? It seems that I am still emotional? You don't agree at all? Alas, it seems that I still went to find Yang Ziyue!" After hearing this, Shen Feng frowned very seriously and thought about it, and then said with a bitter face and a very helpless look.
"You dare! You ......" Mei Ruoliu, who had just turned around, was a little anxious when she heard this. He turned around with a whoosh, pointed at Shen Feng and roared. It's just that when she saw Shen Feng looking at herself with a smile on his face, she suddenly realized that she was being tricked by the other party, and others were deliberately teasing her. I couldn't help but feel a fever on my face.
Mei Ruoliu didn't know how to deal with this kind of scene, a little sweet, but also annoyed by being teased. Originally, I wanted to teach Shen Feng a few words, but in the end, what came out of my mouth turned out to be a very weak sentence, "I...... No matter what, I won't allow you to go to her......"
After finishing speaking, he ran directly into the peach forest and hid himself.
"Don't run far, the meal will be ready soon!" Shen Feng saw that she had run a little far, and couldn't help shouting from behind.
Hearing Shen Feng actually tell herself not to run away, Mei Ruoliu, who was a first-time wife, felt a burst of sweetness in her heart, just like her husband's loving advice before she went out.
"Got it!"
She answered happily, and then the figure disappeared into the peach grove like a cheerful magpie.
"This body is really strong!" Looking at the back that disappeared in the peach forest, Shen Feng shook his head with a wry smile.
Although Mei Ruoliu was a little annoyed with Shen Feng, she already had a skin-to-skin relationship with Shen Feng after all. Therefore, she still attaches great importance to Shen Feng's words. When Shen Feng had just finished the meal and put it under a peach tree, Mei Ruoliu ran over with a smile with the peach blossoms that he had folded casually.
"Look at how beautiful this peach blossom is, if it is discovered by those literati, they will definitely have a drink and recite a poem. Tsk, it's amazing to think about!"
"Do you still like this kind of life?" Shen Feng was a little surprised, Mei Daxia's hobby has always been to block the road and rob, fight and kill! I didn't expect that there was also a literary and petty bourgeois side.
"Of course, when I was a child, I was very envious of those talented people who could recite poetry!" Mei Ruoliu sniffed the fragrance of the peach blossoms in her hand and smiled at Shen Feng.
"So, then I will fulfill your wish today, I, Shen Feng and Shen Dacai, will I write a poem for you?" Shen Feng smiled, this little wish was too small for himself.
"You, haven't you just gone to private school? But if you want to, you can give it, no matter how ugly it sounds, I won't laugh at you!" Mei Ruoliu saw that Shen Feng was going to try, glanced at him suspiciously, and then encouraged him very righteously.