"My head is so dizzy! it hurts! Where is this?" I struggled to open my heavy eyes, propped up my aching body with both hands, got up from the ground with difficulty, rubbed my arms, and looked up into a wilderness forest

"Where did I go?" I was confused. "If I had known, I wouldn't have crossed the bridge alone! Not to mention the pain all over my body now, I was left alone in such a scary place. I muttered angrily

"Hey, is there anybody? Somebody isn't?。。 I shouted several times, but no one answered, and looked up at the sky, and it was about two o'clock in the afternoon, and I had no choice but to go east alone, and find a way to meet up with my companions, or else I would have to stay in this broken forest after dark

Walked like a few centuries later, and finally heard the sound of "click" and "click" horses' hooves not far ahead, and began to think that it was auditory hallucinations, and thought for a while that it was not strange that there were horses in this kind of place, and it would be strange if there was a car, I dragged my tired body slowly, this broken road was overgrown with weeds, and there was no car on the bumps, and it was estimated that only horses and livestock could pass (Zixuan: Hahaha, it turns out that Xiaoyu is an animal Xiaoyu: I despise you)

"Wow, wow!!wow!! handsome guy...... Hello handsome guy, are you filming here? Do you know where this is this guy? I'm lost. I looked at the handsome guy riding on the little white horse in front of me, and he came to the spirit. It's so handsome, it's so handsome that I can't describe it, I asked politely, and I committed a nymphomaniac, and a nymphomaniac is a nymphomaniac, but now in this situation, the nymphomaniac still has to distinguish the situation

"Uh...... I don't know what the handsome guy the female benefactor is talking about? What is the filming? The poor monk only knows that this is the border of the Tang Dynasty!" The handsome guy clasped his hands together and spoke slowly and logically like a spring breeze, anyway, in Xiaoyu's eyes, this handsome guy's voice sounded very magnetic

"Shrimp?" my brain went blank, as if the power had been cut off. "In other words, did I Qianyu also catch up with the fashion?" kept repeating the words "Qianyu, you have crossed" in his mind, and he couldn't believe it at all, and after a while, he really looked at the person in front of him carefully

"Boom-" exploded in his head, and his clothes ...... "You... You...... You can't be Tang Sanzang, right?" Although it is a question, it is indeed a positive question, after all, people just said that this is the border of the Tang Dynasty, and the clothes are the same as Tang Sanzang's outfit on TV

"Amitabha, the poor monk is Tang Sanzang. I don't know how the female benefactor learned the name of the poor monk?" Looking at the woman in front of her, she was lively and generous for a while, and she was stupid for a while, and she couldn't help but be interested. "The name Sanzang was given by the King of Tang not long ago, shouldn't everyone in the world know it now?!" Sanzang muttered in his heart

"Ah?... Belch...... Tell you a secret~ I have the ability to predict the future, do you believe it?" I pretended to be mysterious and fooled the so-called Tang Sanzang in front of me. "I think I'm invincible in the 21st century, but I'm thriving in modern times, can I still be famous in this place where demons and monsters are mixed?" Thinking that I will be able to see idols from childhood to adulthood in the near future, there are countless pink bubbles in my heart, beautiful and exciting

"Amitabha, monks don't speak, and in the same way, female donors can't lie! I can't imagine that female donors are also full of lies at a young age, and at a glance, they know that they often lie to people, and their faces are not red and their hearts are not beating when they speak!" Tang Sanzang was full of words, accusing Qianyu like a teacher criticizing a student

"I'll go. I'm not lying!" Master, did you ever feel like you were indebted? I rolled my eyes speechlessly.

"If you really don't believe me, ask me questions, whether it's past or future. Let's see if I can answer, this girl knows astronomy and geography! "Sample, my aunt can't cure you?"

"Amitabha, in that case, please listen to the question: I ......" "Stop, please, can you stop talking about the words Amitabha?"

"My head exploded when I heard it!Oops——— it hurts!" I squatted on the ground and held my head in my hands, pretending to be in pain, adding fuel and vinegar. Actually, I'm not really uncomfortable, I just want him to remove these four words, after all, I have to talk to him in the future, but if he talks to these four words every time, it will waste a lot of time

Of course, that's not the point, the point is that if you listen to it a lot in the future, I'll be annoyed, I'll be really annoyed! So now you have to get him to change this mantra

“... Can... But...... Donor ......" "There's nothing but!" "The master saves people's lives, and he is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter! You can save the little girl's life if you don't say those four words... Not...... It hurts..." For the sake of the purity of my sister's ears in the future, I also fight

"Uh... That... Okay then! Female benefactor, the poor monk doesn't mention it!" Tang Sanzang looked reluctant

"Also, the title of the female benefactor and the poor monk has also been changed! These little women can't hear it! As soon as they hear these words, they have a splitting headache!" Seeing that he was relieved, I continued to say to him with a pitiful look

"Then please tell the poor... The name of my benefactor is also convenient for our conversation. Tang Sanzang just wanted to say that he was a poor monk, but then changed his name and asked Qianyu's name

"Hey, hey, that's right! My name is Qianyu, you can call me Xiaoyu, that's what my friends call me!"

"Okay! Xiaoyu girl!" Xu was infected by Qianyu, and Tang Sanzang's words were also a little ruffian. In fact, Tang Sanzang was originally this ruffian, but for some reason he had to pretend to be like this...... The infection of natural Chitama is also a part

"Haha~Hahaha~ Little Sugar Candy turns out that you are not so boring aha ~ " Hearing what the person in front of me said, the three words Little Sugar Candy suddenly popped up in my mind, and then burst out

"Poof... Xiao Tangtang ......" Xiao Tang was thundered by Qianyu's three words, and he couldn't bear it, and laughed out loud

“......”

"Ahem... Cough...... Okay, Xiaoyu, can you ask now?" Xiao Tang's face was slightly red, and he coughed twice in embarrassment, covering up the gaffe just now, and his expression was extremely serious.