Chapter 482: I just said "fart".
As a sign of due respect, the Kerberg did not fly above the city of Reeds, but chose to dock outside the city, so Elysia and her party returned to the Garden of Hope on foot. Even so, the unusually striking and huge figure of the air battleship also announced the arrival of a certain blonde Lori to the residents of the city, so the little Lori was surrounded by a large group of reporters who rushed to the city not long after entering the city.
These are the paparazzi members who are based in Reeds City every day and try to rack their brains and live with the patrol teacher in the Garden of Hope, trying to sneak through the defense line of the academy and dig up a little lace news from Alicia, and whoever sees it will have a headache and a headache, and they can't wait for a map cannon to blow them all away, but this time they have the opportunity to interview the headlines.
After being entangled for more than ten minutes, just when the eyebrows and corners of the mouth twitched in unison and the corners of the mouth of the pretending cute Alicia and she was about to run away, Howard finally sent someone to pick up the little Lori and them, thus avoiding the headlines of tomorrow's major newspapers from changing from "The Truth in the World Tree" to "Is this the true character of Alicia Harris?" - although people all over the continent already know that the character of this little queen is actually very unremarkable.
At the gate of the Garden of Hope, Alicia was pleasantly surprised to see Sophia and the others waiting there to greet her and the others.
"Alicia, how are you, are you hurt!?" Sophia trotted to the crowd with her long skirt in her long skirt, looking at them eagerly. "Do you know how worried I was when the broadcast signal went off? Didn't you get your intelligence plummeting after being snapped by a boy in the wild!?"
β...... Do you have to be happy to turn the touching reunion scene into an undisciplined routineββ!??"
"Well, when my good friend and her good boy go around in the wilderness and come back, of course, the first thing I do is to check there and ask how I feel...... It hurts!"
Alicia, who had a bite on Sophia's shoulder, puffed out her face angrily and said, "It's not like you think!, and who would be in the mood to spend the moon in the face of a world-class boss!?"
"It's hard to say, but the success rate of erecting and toppling the flag on the eve of the decisive battle is still very large. After saying that, Sophia let go slightly, and little Lori rubbed the top of her head twice, and smiled, "No kidding." In short, it would be good for you to come back safely. β
After being silent for a while, Elysia pretended to be expressionless and said, "After the warm plot, the next thing is the reunion of the legendary Yuri-hime friends, right?
Hearing this, the corners of Sophia's mouth curled slightly: "It's okay, Grana will help me solve her." β
"Roar!!, you are not allowed to make a move on my little Ellie firstββ! mum, ......" Sure enough, as the pink princess said, Li Huayin, who was almost crazy, was slapped on the ground by the fast-eyed Granna nearby as soon as she took a leap.
Seeing this, Chasi in the back couldn't help but cover his forehead and sweat violently, and then suddenly remembered something and pushed Mao'er standing beside him in front of everyone: "Don't be stupid." Mao'er, go quickly. β
"Woo, what are you going to do?"
"Go and make the Shura field, you natural stupid!, or do you want to watch Alicia snatch her throne and be indifferent!?"
[Chasi, although you plan to cheer Mao'er on her to support her initiative. But I don't think you understood a word of what you just said. γ
Mao'er, who was suddenly in the spotlight, was suddenly at a loss, lowered his head with a flushed face, rubbed his hands hard against each other in the lower abdomen, and water vapor came out of his head gorgeously, and his timid and shy appearance instantly overturned countless people. But just when Elijah, who felt sorry for her childhood sweetheart, stepped forward to help her get out of the predicament, the girl took a hard breath and mustered up the courage to stride towards her lover, seemingly planning to take the initiative to give each other a hug.
As a natural Mao'er, although she rarely makes a flat wrestling when she walks, while showing off her pants to increase her popularity, she also makes a couple that happens to pass by the way, and the boy is chased by a girl with a firewood knife and other objects for more than a dozen streets because of a voyeuristic glance, but that is when she is not nervous. Once you are nervous, Mao'er's confusion index will double and soar. This led to many scenes that everyone liked to see.
He was about to suppress his inner shyness, and he was about to hug his lover in full view of everyone to welcome him back, and he was nervous right now.
So, just when Ilya and Mao'er were less than a meter away from each other and were about to stage a hug flashbang, the beautiful tan-haired girl suddenly slipped and fell forward. Instinctively, the girl stretched out her hands to grab something, but she finally grabbed the waist of the young man in front of her, and threw the latter to the ground.
"Tsk, the position of Mao'er's head is very loving. Alicia stroked her chin and nodded and smacked her lips, "It would be more eye-catching if you could tear off the other party's lower clothes like in most light novels." β
Sophia took out a folding fan and brushed the little Lori: "Most of the situations in light novels should be that the boy who performed the falling magic skill accidentally ripped off the skirt of the girl with a red face and was screamed and beaten into a pig's head, right!? The situation in front of me is completely reversed! Although it is a pity not to rip off Ilya's pants......
Pink: Your festival can't be found at all, do you know!?
Before the countless pairs of kryptonite dog eyes around him turned from blinding to red light, Ilya hurriedly turned over and sat up, reaching out to help Mao'er up. Gently wiped the dust off her face, smiled and said, "Are you okay?"
"Hmm. Mao'er folded her hands and leaned forward to look at her lover embarrassedly. "I'm sorry. I'm confused again. β
The natural unconscious movement suddenly made the blonde Lori next to her get into Sophia's arms, and the cow was full of cows - because Alicia couldn't squeeze it out no matter how much she squeezed it...... Assume that you don't see it.
William, who was becoming familiar with the daily life in front of him, coughed and looked at the empty school gate and sighed, "But then again, there are only a few of you who came to greet you?" β
Sun Xiang stepped forward and explained: "It's no wonder. Although everyone knows that you are back, after all, the crisis in the World Tree has been resolved, and there is no suspense, and the Reze Cup finals for other year groups are still going on, so everyone ran to the square to watch the finals. β
"I see. Fabiano couldn't help but show a concerned expression when he heard this. "I almost forgot if you didn't say it, it's the final stage. I don't know how Cecilia is doing now......"
Karina immediately walked up to him in a huff and stomped Fabiano's instep.
"Okayβwhat are you doing ββ!! pain!?" cried out the poor boy as he jumped with his feet in his hands.
"Nothing. Miss Ben just accidentally slipped her foot. Karina turned her head with her hands in her arms and snorted with an unhappy face. ...,
Embarrassment.
Yuege, who was standing in the back row, closed the book in his hand and said in a very affirmative tone: "Shura Field." β
"Have you had enough trouble?" the mercury lamp that was held in Icarus's arms finally couldn't help but say loudly, "Give me a daily routine or something to play in the department! If you have something to say, let's talk about it inside. β
ββββββββββββββββββββββI'm the dividing lineββββββββββββββ
Freyol and Franlinos did not accompany Alicia to the Garden of Hope, not to mention their special status, nor were they students there. Little Lori instructed the Golden Shadow to take care of the two of them and sent the ship back to the Birea Empire, where Locklip would take care of them - of course. Whether this workman, the ghost beast, and the creation god will deceive the two confused and ignorant girls is another matter.
However, there is a golden shadow who is not interested in the creator god watching, believing that Locklip's evil plan will not succeed.
Alicia definitely did not expect that the temporary separation from Fuyol at this moment would allow her to gain the strategic initiative in the subsequent confrontation.
After returning to the Soy Sauce Clan's department, Alicia finally understood why Sophia would greet her at the gate of the academy in the first place.
"Well, I won't ask what the price of this thing is, anyway, as a princess of the Roland Empire, you must not be short of money. Little Lori glanced at the crystal screen on the wall that was broadcasting the final screen, turned around and sat down on the sofa and said, "But Sophia, before satisfying your curiosity, Brother William and I have very important things to discuss with you." β
Sophia snapped the fan and half-covered her mouth and smiled: "Ah, could it be that Alicia, did you choose a rich and handsome and political marriage in the end? I'm your best friend. β
"If it's really my best friend, then can you please don't talk about my life's events casually, hey!" Alicia took out a paper fan and slapped it against the pink princess's buttocks, making her let out a cute exclamation, then sighed and changed to a serious expression, "Sophia, what I said next is definitely not a joke, please listen carefully." β
After some time.
Sophia covered most of her face with a folding fan and muttered, "Dark Empire?" Roland has no information about this, and this is the first time I've heard the name of this country. But I think Alicia's analysis is correct, and there is definitely some big organization behind the Cult of the Damned that is backing it. So what do the two current emperors mean, do they plan to expand their armaments and war?"
William glanced at Alicia, looked at Sophia and nodded, "Originally, we did think so, but now the situation is a bit delicate. Her Royal Highness still remembers the plan of the Continental Alliance proposed by Alicia before, right? If it is borrowed in the name of His Highness Icarus, although some minor troubles are inevitable. The possibility of forming a coalition is still very high. In this way, it will be possible to expand armaments without causing panic among the countries of the continent. But just yesterday. Every time the angels are summoned, countless resources are consumed, and the Holy See, which doesn't even let go of a fart, suddenly hits a big luck. A god has come down in person!"
[If the spearman brother knows, he will be 100% envious. γ
"The gods have descended!?" Sophia was so shocked that she even dropped her folding fan to the ground, "Are you sure!?"
"Ten is true. Alicia bent down to help Sophia pick it up and handed it to her, "It's just just a matter of just in time for the much-anticipated Reze Cup final, which has attracted the attention of the newspapers. But in a few days, this explosive news will surely spread all over the continent. Those people in the Holy See are not going to block information, and in fact I think most of them would like to let the whole world know about it now. β...,
[Well.] Maybe you're also complaining about why the Reze Cup is being held at this time......]
Sophia thanked her after taking the fan, leaned back in her chair lightly and frowned, "So the situation is indeed a bit delicate." But Alicia, haven't you always hated dealing with affairs, and it should be your right thing to let the Holy See take control of the Alliance?"
"I hate dealing with a lot of trouble. Alicia summoned Remy in her arms and curled up in the couch without a figure, and said, "If you really want everyone to unite in the name of the gods and make the Holy See a single family." I always feel that the alliance will eventually evolve into a puppet organization that is manipulated by the Protoss. The Alliance is an alliance of the native inhabitants of Drowlivan, and it is supposed to be our own voice, rather than allowing the Holy See, which is responsible for communicating with the Protoss, to proclaim the will of the gods inside. β
An Qi, who had not spoken since the entrance of the academy, couldn't help but remind when she heard this: "Your Majesty, what you just said is very dangerous in the eyes of the Holy See. Even ordinary believers will never accept your views. Moreover, those who did not believe in the Protoss were actually in awe of them in their hearts. There are very few people on the continent who advocate ignoring the will of the gods, and most of those who think this way will be perceived as being influenced by the dark energy. β
Little Lori muttered disdainfully on the spot: "According to what you say, I have never taken the gods seriously, and I have also been corrupted by dark energy?"
Sophia then followed with a wicked smile: "Of course this is impossible. But the erosion of your character by darkness is obvious, and there is no need to doubt it. β
β...... I will return this sentence to you as it is. Alicia glared at the pink princess angrily and said with a solemn expression, "I didn't pay much attention to it before, but now I realize that the influence of the Protoss seems to be very great." Sister Anqi, if I ordered you to lead a group of soldiers to kill a certain god, would you do so?"
"Yes, because I have sworn to be the sword and shield in your hands!" replied Angel immediately without hesitation, "but Your Majesty, if the object of your order is General Fair." He may hesitate. In fact, even if I lead the charge, my soldiers will be afraid. The gods are the great beings who dominate all things to us, and their will cannot be disobeyed. β
"Fart!!!" Alicia rolled over and sat up on the spot, patting the armrest of the sofa and roaring, making Remy in her arms tremble for a while, her big shining eyes quickly filled with tears, and she sobbed quietly with grievance, "Oh, I'm sorry, my little darling." Don't cry. I didn't mean to scare you. β
Sophia watched the scene of little Lori gently holding Remy in her arms and gently coaxing her, closed her fan for a while, and looked at Ilya and William who were sitting next to her: "See, people still have the heart of a natural good wife and mother hidden under the black and naughty appearance." So you two don't rub it any longer, let's do it quickly!"
The little lollipop that was about to be handed to Remy snapped and swelled on the door of her head. Forcefully threw it on Sophia's forehead: "You're not done!"
On the side of the sofa, with his index finger in his mouth, he immediately seized the opportunity to take the lollipop in mid-air before it hit the ground.
[I'm sorry, I'm guilty. A good dragon is now actually raised by me to be a greedy pet for selling cuteness......]
Night's behavior shocked everyone on the spot. So much so that everyone didn't come back to their senses for a long time. There was an eerie silence in the room, and only the sound of the on-screen narration and the sound of Akayoya licking the lollipop could be heard. Finally, the mercury lamp, which was known for its indifference, was the first to return to normal, put down the yogurt bottle, stood up on the table, and said, "Ahem! So, about the essence of the good wife and mother in this black girl...... I mean, can the discussion about humanity's attitude toward the gods continue?"
Alicia hugged Remy, took a deep breath, and said, "Yes." Where did I just go?"
Remy raised her little face and said to little Lori seriously, "Speaking of 'fart', Mom." β
What an earth-shattering and innocent answer, and the whole room burst into laughter and rolled to the ground, even the mercury lamp, which had always been shocked, and only Icarus and Mao'er's incomprehensible expressions seemed to be all the more joyful.
Alicia, who was scorched by her baby daughter, covered her face and shook for a long time before recovering, rubbing Remy's ponytail dotingly, and then coughed vigorously: "That's right, it's 'fart'! Everyone is created equal, why do those people in the Holy See who have burned out their brains think that gods should dominate everything in Drowlivan!? Even if the other party is countless times stronger than us, the two sides are equal in personality! To hell with the traditional thinking that gods are higher than beings in the lower realm!" (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )