Just when Lu Ming didn't know where to look, the square suddenly boiled again, what's going on?

Lu Ming hurriedly looked towards the center of the square, and saw a fat man with a large bag of snacks sitting there on the platform, eating delicious snacks with relish, regardless of the angry eyes of the audience.

"What the hell is going on?" Lu Ming asked, pulling a teenager who was about the same size as him.

The young man's eyes were full of anger, but he still spoke: "That dead fat man actually bribed the examiner in front of us!"

Huh, is this fat man so good? Lu Ming's eyes are full of incredulity, he actually plans to go through the back door in a bright light?

But then, what shocked Lu Ming's jaw was that the fat man carelessly took out a bag of snacks from the backpack in the back, looked at it, and put it back, then took out another pack, looked at it, and put it back again... It wasn't until he took out the bag at the bottom of the backpack and sniffed it lightly that the fat man's face suddenly turned pale.

"No, this package has just expired, give it to you, just let us pass it. ”

At this moment, the square suddenly became quiet, so that the fat man's voice was just enough for everyone in the square to hear.

A pack of snacks bribes the examiners of MEmu Academy, or is it expired?

After a moment of silence, the square was boiling again, many people scolded the fat man for coming here to make trouble, and wanted to blast him out, and some people scolded him for being rude to the seniors of the academy and asked him to kowtow and apologize...

However, the middle-aged man's next reaction was silent in the audience.

"Smack!"

With a soft sound, I saw a middle-aged man slap lightly on the fat man's head, and he smiled for the first time, but in the eyes of outsiders, how could this smile be a little... Phew, how could the great vice president be that kind of person, and those who had this idea immediately extinguished their thoughts.

This fat man is going to be unlucky, don't you see that the vice president's face has changed?

Damn fatty, call you arrogant!

Some people are gloating and want to see the miserable end of the fat man.

"Pass!" a majestic voice rang out in the square.

The expected commotion did not happen, but there was silence, and the vice president looked at the people in the room with some confusion.

However, this silence did not last long, and it was drowned out by a sound of sighs and insults, and if you listen carefully, you will find that almost everyone is scolding the fat man for being despicable and shameless, and I don't know what kind of ecstasy is used to charm the vice president, and there are very few people who question the vice president, and in their hearts, the image of the vice president is very tall and unquestionable! Even if a small number of people look at the vice president suspiciously, when they see everyone bombarding the fat man in unison, they deny their own thoughts.

The fat man stepped down in a burst of abuse, and occasionally the greens and rotten eggs that flew from nowhere were perfectly avoided by him, and walked directly towards Lu Ming with a coquettish smile.

At this time, Wang Erzi also seemed to have finished "communicating", and also walked towards Lu Ming with a coquettish smile, but he didn't notice that some of the people who had finished "communicating" with him had their faces a little dark, and they seemed to be about to explode at any time. Especially after he had just finished communicating with a girl, a strong man with a black charcoal face with red light in his eyes and white smoke from his nose not far away.

The people in the square looked in the direction of the fat man and Wang Erzi, and they all converged on Lu Ming's body, and suddenly, someone's eyes were red, and he shouted: "Presumably, that little white face is the backbone of the two of them, let's blast the three of them out together!" Someone started, and this atmosphere that had been suppressed for a long time finally broke out.

"Me, little white face?" Lu Ming pointed at himself in surprise and looked at his fair skin, as if he was talking about himself.

However, what the hell is the backbone of the main heart, he doesn't seem to have done anything, and he hasn't gotten too close to those two coquettish men, obviously separated from them at such a distance! How did he get caught up in this turmoil?

Looking at the crowd of people, Lu Ming was very decisive and ran wildly, the fat man was still a little self-aware, knowing that it had caused public anger, he also ran wildly, the fat on his body trembled, but the speed was not slow at all!

Only Wang Erzi was surprised, he couldn't figure out the situation, he still shook his hair coquettishly, and followed behind unhurriedly.

The end can be imagined.

"Ouch, who's fucking kicking me in the ass?"

"It was Lao Tzu who kicked it, what?"

"Big brother, is there any misunderstanding here!"

"Lao Tzu kicked you, which one did you just touch my sister's hand, see if Lao Tzu doesn't waste you today!"

"I'm rubbing, she even has a beastly brother like you?"

"What are you talking about, don't run, stop for Lao Tzu!"

...

"I said, eldest sister, why are you kicking me again, I don't seem to have touched you, right?"

"Big sister?" another kick.

"Well, old girl... Why are you kicking me?"

"Why? The old lady wants to kick when she sees your face!"

"Did I provoke you with this face?" Wang Erzi looked innocent, his face was obviously very handsome, why did he want to kick it, was it because he was too handsome?

"Isn't that a slipper print on your top proof that you want to be kicked?"

"Slipper print??"

...

Looking at the more and more people behind him, Wang Erzi didn't have time to think too much, so he used all the strength of breastfeeding and ran all the way.

"Whew... ”

"Finally ran out, it was scary. The fat man stuck out his tongue and sweated profusely.

"Brother Lu Ming, give. Little Lori poked her head out from behind the fat man and handed Lu Ming a towel.

"No, Tianyin, I'm your brother! I ran out on your back all the way! Why don't you give me a piece. The fat man gasped, but he still couldn't help but roar.

Little Lori got down from the fat man, ignored him directly, jumped up and ran in front of Lu Ming, pounced on him, hung on his neck like eight fish, and looked at Lu Ming with a pair of beautiful big eyes, "Brother Lu Ming, can I be your bride?"

"Poof. ”

As soon as he took out the water from his bag and took a sip, when he heard this, Lu Ming squirted out at once, grabbed the little Lori from his neck and put it on the ground.

"Brother Lu Ming, I heard that as long as you are considerate, our husband and wife can live in harmony for a lifetime, can I help you wipe your sweat. ”

Little Lori twisted her hands behind her back and kept saying thunderous words, which shocked him to the point of dizziness.

Lu Ming squatted down and looked at Little Lori, touched her head and said, "Tianyin, who told you, who did you learn these things from, is it okay to tell your brother?" But he didn't seem to have forgotten that he wasn't much.

Tianyin twisted his fingers a little, "I saw it in a book." ”

What books?

The fat man and Wang Erzi also came over, and the eyes of the three of them widened.

"I went to school with a book in my big fat brother's backpack. Tianyin lowered his head.

"Fatty, hie hie hie. Wang Erzi looked at the fat man with bad intentions, and his eyes were a little, well, meaningful.

"Show me. ”

"Give it back to me. ”

"Let me see. ”

...

A book "The Secret Story Between the Seven Dwarfs and Snow White That Must Be Said" made three teenagers in adolescence embark on the road of no return.

In the square, the assessment continues.

Since Lu Ming and his party left, the square has been much quieter, and only a few of the people who were assessed behind have temporarily passed this level, and none of them have been directly promoted.

It wasn't until late at night that the assessment ended.

However, everything here today has spread to various villages, and the "Chang'an Sansao" has unknowingly been pressed on the heads of the three represented by Lu Ming.

Although the fat man is not from Chang'an Village, because he doesn't know the origin of the fat man, and Lu Ming and Wang Erzi are both from Chang'an Village, and the three of them are very close, so he has also become one of the "Chang'an Three Sao".

The Que brothers and sisters were in the "Yixiao Inn", and they separated from the second son of King Lu Ming early.

After separating from Lu Ming, Wang Erzi, who was walking on the way home, always felt as if something had been forgotten by him, and he couldn't remember anything, so he simply stopped thinking about it until...

"Ah, Lu Ming, stinky boy, you have made me miserable!" Thinking of looking for people everywhere during the day to "communicate", pointing to the slippers and praising his face, Wang Erzi wanted to cry without tears.

"My name for the rest of my life!"

Lu Ming naturally couldn't hear the roar of the second son, but he felt that the temperature seemed to drop in his sleep, so he wrapped the quilt a little tighter.