Text 14 See if I don't kill you, old boy
It's different, as soon as the old village chief appeared, the whole style of painting was different! He was polite and quite a master!
Mu Kun didn't know how he got home, he felt that his eyes flickered, and then he arrived at the old village chief's courtyard!
The willows are warm and the breeze is gentle!
A familiar feeling, finally back, Mu Kun stretched his waist, recalling the scenes on the mountain in the past two days, it still feels good to be at home!
The old village chief's courtyard is cleaned up, there are a lot of flowers and plants, and the fence yard and the small wooden door are very elegant.
"My home is well tied!" The old village chief sat skillfully on the bamboo chair, waved his hand, and a teapot appeared on the wooden table, very leisurely!
Mu Kun held the clay pot in his arms, the pestle in the yard, looking at the old village chief, not knowing where he was going!
There were so many things that happened in the past two days that he couldn't digest them for a while, plus the old village chief suddenly changed, and the whole person was not good!
"Little friend, sit down!Chat with me, I've slept for too long, I'm a little bored!"
I can't refuse, the friendly smile of the old village chief makes it difficult for him to refuse!
"Okay!" Mu Kun nodded, and then sat down on the side of the wooden table, and the two of them sat down in the small courtyard to drink tea, which was a special taste!
For a long time, no one spoke!
Mu Kun held the king of fish in the clay pot and sat like this, one day and one night, he didn't drip, smelling the fragrance of tea, he couldn't help it, he held the clay pot with one hand, and then picked up the teacup in front of him, the tea was clear, and there were two unknown tea leaves floating in it, he licked his lips, it was so fragrant!
"Goo-toot!"
Mu Kun drank the tea in one gulp, so he didn't have any leisure to taste it elegantly!
When the old village chief saw this scene, he kept shaking his head, what a waste, it's a pity to drink such a good tea!
"Good tea!"
Tea into the abdomen, a cool wandering around the body, the whole body washed, the tiredness of this day, all gone, suddenly feel refreshed, energetic, at this time Mu Kun felt that he had inexhaustible strength, is a cow, he also has the confidence to lift up!
"It's amazing! I feel that my lower abdomen is warm, and something is moving!" Mu Kun stood up with the king of fish in his arms, turned around and said in surprise!
The old village chief smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, Xiaoyou, after drinking tea, do you feel something wrong in your lower abdomen?"
"That's right, it's like something is moving again!" Mu Kun said seriously!
"Well, it's okay!" the old village chief took a sip and continued, "This tea is only good for you, no harm!"
"It's really a lot more comfortable! It's really a divine tea, I feel a lot stronger!" Mu Kun shook his arm, and there was a strong wind again!
"Haha!" the old village chief got up from the bamboo chair, he put down the teacup in his hand and said, "This is not a divine tea, but an extremely ordinary one, but, for you, it is not an exaggeration to say divine tea!"
"Is it!" Mu Kun looked at his body, he felt a little flustered now, and wanted to vent, not that he couldn't help it, but he was very eager to vent the power in his body!
"Bang ......." and then "Hula........."
The table has been lifted.......
What is the situation? Mu Kun looked at the old village chief who seemed to be out of control, and suddenly lifted the table, and then jumped onto the bamboo chair, put his hands on his waist, and scolded
"Old thing, it's enough to hold on!"
"I'm telling you, you're going to make me angry!"
"I'm angry, but I'm going to kill myself!"
"I'm not a dick, don't you count it yourself?"
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The old village chief's voice suddenly sounded, that's right, Mu Kun definitely didn't hear it wrong, this scoundrel's voice, he has been for more than ten years, and he can't be wrong. Could it be that the old village chief is back? The dual personality is really terrifying, Mu Kun suddenly felt in his heart
Take pity on the old village chief, one person plays two roles, how tired!
"Hey, let Xiaoyou see it, and somehow it got on the table!"
Suddenly, the old village chief with his hands on his waist scratched his head and became the old village chief, he got down from the bamboo chair in embarrassment, and said apologetically!
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"Hehe!" Mu Kun smiled softly!
, it was changed back so quickly? What about God's acting skills, is this really a person?
"Maybe I've been asleep for too long, and I've been dreaming that I've changed into another person lately!" The old village chief's trademark friendly smile resurfaced, and he continued: "I'm so disgusting in my dreams, and I always do something nasty!"
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Dreaming?
I wipe, the situation is getting more and more chaotic, Mu Kun shook his head, he can't figure it out now, he doesn't know which old village chief is real, could it be that the old village chief he knows is actually the old village chief who is sleepwalking? Or, in fact, the old village chief is actually the old village chief sleepwalking?
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What and what... He doesn't have enough brains!
"See if I don't kill you old boy........"
Suddenly, the old village chief's trademark friendly smile vanished, and he suddenly stood up, walked to the corner, picked up a brick, and called out in front of him.........
Again.0.0......... Mu Kun, he's already numb.........
"Oops... It hurts me to death........."
The screams came, but this time it wasn't the old village chief, but the old village chief.......
"What's going on? What about the old boy?"
The old village chief rubbed his forehead, very depressed, he didn't show mercy to his subordinates, and smashed it on his face.......
"Stinky and shameless old thing, dare to come out again, see if I don't kill you old boy!"
The old village chief came back, he covered his face and said angrily!
However, all this was in Mu Kun's eyes, and he admired and sighed and was pitiful!
It's not easy, it's not easy for the old village chief with a dual personality, one person plays two roles, and his acting skills are superb, the old village chief is always performing alone, but he obviously sees the taste of two people!
Tsk, look at the big bag on his head, how dedicated he is, the moment the bricks fell down, Mu Kun had already recognized his acting skills from the bottom of his heart!
"Stinky boy, what do you see!" The old village chief staggered back from the corner of the wall, his face full of depression! He yelled at Mu Kun, this guy looked at himself with a constipated expression, what does he mean? Does he know how much he has been wronged just now? His body has been occupied by others.......
"I'm angry, what kind of thing is this thing I'm wearing!" the old village chief cried wolf, he looked down and saw his white shirt, he shivered with anger, he hated white the most, this thing is not festive and not tolerant of dirt, it does not fit his identity!
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Is this the dream character of the old village chief, or the old village chief? At this time, even Mu Kun can't tell the difference!
The king of fish in the clay pot had fainted in the clay pot at this time, and it said in his heart, human beings are really terrible, they have two different souls, and they are super ruthless to themselves, and they will fight when they say it.........
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