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"What do you want to do with love letters?!"

"Don't ask such an idiotic question, okay?Write a love letter, of course, to give it to a beautiful woman, or to you?" said the fat man unhappily.

Wo Groove? It's a little bit like that, and it's still grumpy. I rolled my eyes, and then said, "Love letters, although I haven't written them, but I've seen a lot, and I can help you come up with ideas." ”

"Really, first of all, I want to declare that you can't copy it from a book, because you'll find out!" the fat man emphasized.

"No problem, I promise you've never seen such a love letter!and it was definitely not copied from a book!" I patted my chest and promised.

Seeing that my expression was very serious, the fat man couldn't help but ask, "Really?"

"No problem! Listen... I coughed lightly, and then recited with a rich expression: "Ah! Sweet honey, you smile, sweet honey~~ It seems that the 'flower' blooms in the 'spring' wind, and blooms in the 'spring' wind." Where, where have I seen you~~ Your smile is so familiar, I can't remember it for a while, ah~~ In a dream~~"

"Wow groove! It's too good!!" The fat man slapped the table and jumped up directly.

I looked at the fat man in the 'agitation' with contempt, and said in my heart, how can the lyrics of "Sweet Honey" in our sixth realm be covered?

"Rex, oh, no, dear Brother Rex, you're so talented! This love letter is a big killer! Any 'girl' will be moved by it!" Fat Obama still hasn't recovered from the agitation.

"Not necessarily. I shook my head and said, "Love letters are good, but they also have to be sent by others." ”

"Why?" asked the fat man.

"For example, if a person who looks particularly scary gives a 'girl' a most beautiful love letter, and another handsome and powerful man only says to her that I like you, which one do you think is more effective?"

"Smack!" The fat man opened his mouth and slapped his face, and the 'fat' and 'meat' on his face trembled. He is also aware of this problem, the so-called love of beauty, everyone has it, and 'female' people are no exception, in the face of a handsome guy and a fat man at the same time, of course, his heart should be more inclined to handsome guys.

Unhurriedly, I continued, "You want to give it to Winnie downstairs, right? ”

"Well, yes, it seems to be. The fat man said uncertainly: "Xiao Wei'er is so beautiful, there must be many people who pursue her." ”

"Fatty. I said earnestly: "Brother shows you the way, it's no problem for me to help you write love letters, but you should also lose 'fat', and then exercise your hidden energy, so that you can have a chance." ”

The fat man said complainingly: "For the sake of Xiao Wei'er, it's no problem to lose 'fat', but the question is when will I lose weight?

"What if you catch it? ”

"What if you can't catch it up?" the fat man was about to cry.

"That can only mean that you have a little bit of back. I spread my hands out and said.

"Brother Lei, you must help me! Brother's happiness in the second half of his life depends on you!" said the fat man with his watery eyes.

I can't agree to the fat man so easily, I have to make him feel that he owes me a favor.

I sighed and said in a serious tone: "Fat man, I swore before that I would never help others write love letters again, otherwise I would be doomed!

"Brother Lei, brother's happiness for the second half of his life is in your hands!" the fat man said with a pleading face.

I frowned again and pondered for a while, and when I saw that the fat man was about to lose his patience, I said in embarrassment: "Alas! Okay! For the sake of you, Brother Obama, I will break the vow once! But you have to do me a favor!"

Seeing that I finally relented, the fat man asked directly: "Don't say a favor, I'll help you with a hundred favors!"

"No, you can do me a favor, wait a minute, you go to Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory and tell her that you don't have to send me food. She's the star of the academy, you should know where she lives, right?" I said solemnly. A 'female' person like Du Xiaoxiao should have less contact, otherwise she will definitely get into trouble!

"Yes, yes, no problem, I'll tell her when I'm done." The fat man hurriedly agreed.

"Hmm. I nodded with satisfaction: "Fatty, when it comes to writing love letters, first of all, you must prepare a beautiful piece of paper." ”

"I have it in the space ring!" said the fat man, and a pile of colorful 'colored' papers appeared in his hand. It's like the letter paper of the Sixth Realm, but the paper in his hand is even more wonderful, like the butterfly on the paper can stir its wings! Just like the newspaper in Harry Both, the people in the newspaper can move!

It's amazing. I took the stack of paper and looked at it, and then returned it to the fat man: "Fatty, I'll tell you, you can write." "I just learned the language of the Third Realm, and the writing of the Third Realm is not very good.

"Okay. "The fat man has a pen and paper ready and is waiting for me to speak.

I read out a few random lyrics of the Sixth Realm, with the lyrics of "Sweet Honey", "Simple Love", and "Indulgence", and the effects are as follows...

Ah, sweet honey, you smile, sweet honey~~ It seems that the 'flower' blooms in the 'spring' wind, and blooms in the 'spring' wind. Where, where have I seen you~~ Your smile is so familiar, I can't remember it for a while, ah~~ In a dream~~

I can't say why, but I've become very proactive, and if I fall in love with someone, anything is worth doing. I want to declare out loud that I am so attached to you that even the next-door neighbor can guess how I feel now.

I can't resist your gaze... Indulged love will not change for a lifetime!

"That's pretty much it. "That's all I could come up with.

"Absolutely!" exclaimed the fat man, putting away his pen and clapping his hands.

Although this fat man can eat, his handwriting is so beautiful that even I was shocked.

The fat man humbly asked, "Brother Lei, what should I do next?"

"Wait!" I suddenly saw something wrong. Because there was no name written on the letter, no 'Winnie' was written, and the last payment was not the name of the fat man, I asked, "Fat man, why don't you write your name?"

"Write a name, we don't have this rule in the Third Realm. I sent it to her personally, and she didn't know I wrote it?"

It turns out that there is no rule for writing names in the Third Realm. I nodded and said, "I personally suggest that you should 'get' a little more 'waves', for example, 'get' a bouquet of fresh 'flowers', and then put this love letter on it and give it to Winnie, what do you say?"

"That's it!" the fat man clapped his hands!

Seeing that the fat man was so 'excited', I reminded: "Hey, fat man, don't forget what I entrusted you." ”

"Don't worry, I'll go to Du Xiaoxiao first for dinner, tell her that you don't need to send you food, and then I'll buy 'flowers' for Xiao Wei'er!".

The food was delivered, it was half a roast bear, the size of the bear was very large, and the fragrance was fragrant, to the price of 4000, I took a knife and cut off a piece of 'meat', I felt that the taste was delicious, this 'meat' did contain energy, and there was a very comfortable feeling to eat.

I didn't eat too much though, because it was too greasy. Half of the bears were eaten by the fat man! I was stunned, this guy had eaten at least more than 100 catties of 'meat'! But there was no change in his stomach, the same as before.

The fat man sighed and said, "Well, in order to lose 'fat', let's eat less today." ”

I was directly thundered by this sentence. Is this still called eating less? That's too arrogant, isn't it?

"Fatty, we're full of food and drink, isn't it time to go?" You help me convey my meaning to Du Xiaoxiao, I'll go back to the dormitory first. ”

The fat man nodded in agreement. We went downstairs, paid, the fat man and I walked out of the cafeteria, and then we separated, Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory was exactly the opposite direction of our dormitory, or rather, the men's dormitory and the 'girl' dormitory were not together...

At this time, at the 'door' of Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory, several young people were hiding in the grass...

"Allen, did you really see a man dating Du Xiaoxiao?"

"It's true, young master, it's at the 'door' of the cafeteria, and we also got the news that this person has walked out of Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory before!"

"Damn, you dare to ignore what we said before, you must teach him a hard lesson!"

At this moment, a figure walked in the distance.

"Don't make a noise, don't make a noise, someone is coming. The young master said in a low voice.

The man approached, only to see that he was holding a piece of paper in his hand, the paper covered his face, he looked as he walked, only to see the chubby figure walk to the 'door' of Du Xiaoxiao's dormitory, and press the 'door' bell.

The young master's eyes flashed with cold light, looking at the chubby figure, gritted his teeth and shouted, "Hit him!"

As soon as the words fell, three 'masked' men burst out of the grass and rushed towards the fat man! They were very agile, and before the fat man could react, he was punched in the eye socket by a person, and he was beaten 'blinded' on the spot! He could only subconsciously hold the letter paper tightly in his arms.

The three of them punched and kicked the fat man, the fat man wailed, and he was still holding the letter paper tightly in his arms, he was completely 'blind', and he even forgot that he had a space ring, and he could put the letter paper into the space ring...

"Wait!" The three of them were fighting, and suddenly one of them stopped: "Why is this guy so familiar?" Listening to the voice, it was the 'young master'.

"Huh, young master, when I heard you say this, I remembered, isn't this fat man the 'shame of the Thousand Beginnings Academy'?" said one of his subordinates.

"Oh, he's the same garbage who has been in the third grade for seven years in a row?" said the young master contemptuously.

"Yes, young master, that's him. ”

"Damn, such a waste dares to chase Du Xiaoxiao, give me a hard beating!!" the young master said viciously.

Poor fat man, he was beaten up in such a daze...