Chapter 418 Ouch, thatched house?
Regarding the scene in front of him, Lu Youchen really didn't dare to delay any longer. Although he has the backstage of Wuyun Country, he can't quench his thirst from far away, and everyone believes it or not, but he has to say two things! If everyone thinks that he is deliberately deceiving himself, and a group of people besiege him together, then he can't bear it either.
Just when Lu Youchen was worried in his heart, a boy came out of the house. After making a gesture at him from afar, Lu Youchen's heart was completely relaxed.
"Look, they are all neighbors, what is the behavior of my Lu Youchen? Don't you know? I said that if you have food, you must give it! But there are so many of us, and we can't tell the difference, right?
Looking at everyone's appearance, they are all hungry. In order to express my sincerity and thank you for your support to me Lu Youchen, I will take out the cakes saved at home first, and everyone will cushion their stomachs first. When we have enough to eat, we will divide the food. ”
Speaking of this, Lu Youchen didn't wait for everyone to answer, and shouted directly at No. 7 and No. 9 in the house: "Hurry! Don't you see the guests at home? Why are you standing stupidly? Get all the food out, let everyone cushion their stomachs first!"
In fact, everyone was reluctant to agree to Lu Youchen's statement. Just after a moment of hesitation, I saw two little boys carrying a basket and struggling to step out of the door.
"Multigrain cakes?"
"So much?"
"Oh my God, looking at the black color makes people drool!"
"Or, let's just make it difficult to cushion first?"
"Uncle You, Lao Tzu doesn't care so much, eat it first!"
A young man with green eyes from hunger rushed over when he saw that there were so many multigrain cakes.
There is an example, or someone else has taken advantage. For others, whether it is envy or jealousy, it is the wisest choice to rush up and grab a few.
"Wow"
As human beings, no matter what world they are in, they have a strong herd mentality, not to mention things like food that can save the lives of the whole family.
Therefore, when you see someone else grabbing it, unless you are the kind of person who has great restraint, it is difficult to assert yourself.
Obviously not, if they really had that much restraint, they wouldn't have fallen from Shen Feng to him Lu Youchen.
As everyone started grabbing, the scene immediately became chaotic. One by one, they were afraid that they would eat less, so they grabbed the mixed dough cake and couldn't wait to stuff it into their mouths. Some people, before they swallowed this mouthful, that mouthful was stuffed in again!
Because the mixed dough cake was too dry and too hard, they only rolled their eyes when they choked, so they were choked to death!
Regarding the situation that everyone almost choked to death, Lu Youchen obviously did not allow it. Not to mention the waste of so much food, the next thing is that we need these people to work for themselves!
Thinking of this, Lu Youchen secretly hated in his heart, "The surname is Shen, kill my eldest brother, hum! Don't think about it!"
But on the surface, he still yelled at the two boys with a smile on his face: "Water, get water for everyone! Hehe! Eat! Eat hard, don't even think about running away anyway! Phew! No! Don't be hungry again!"
In fact, no matter what he said, no one in the group listened at all. After all, for a usually inconspicuous character like him, everyone cares more about food.
Therefore, when a few buckets of water mixed with things were sent over, although everyone was too busy to say anything, in their hearts, they thought that this Lu Youchen was still an acquaintance. Later, when he finds his stockpile, he will grab the grain directly, and his life will be kept for him for the time being.
About a stick of incense, everyone ate and drank one by one, and sat lazily in a shady place to rest. Because I ate too hard just now, almost everyone was uncomfortable. But after all, it's good to have food to eat, and no one really suspects that there is something bad in the food or water.
"No, I'm a little overwhelmed, where is the thatched house?"
At this time, the man of the Sun family with sharp-beaked monkey cheeks covered his stomach, bent over, and stood up slowly, shouting very anxiously.
"It's over!" Seeing that the man was looking for a thatched house, Lu Youchen's heart sank, and he sighed in his heart, "Alas! Why did I forget this? No, there is no way to stay here, anyway, they have eaten, and when the effect of the medicine occurs next, even if they want to run, they can't run!"
Thinking of this, he took advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, and after gesturing to the two boys, the three of them quietly retreated back. Since everyone's attention was all focused on the man of the Sun family who had lost his pants, they all ignored the existence of Lu Youchen. As a result, until Lu Youchen disappeared with his two children, everyone didn't notice it.
The people around all looked at Xiao Qisan of the Sun family who was looking for the thatched house with disdain, and they were secretly happy in their hearts, "When you grab food, you bastard grab a lot, hmph! If you have the ability to eat it, you still have to pull it out?" Ignore him and let him make a fool of himself!"
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, everyone is indifferent, without the slightest intention of pointing and helping.
"Thatched house! I'm ...... Poof......"
Before the man of the Sun family finished speaking, he heard an earth-shattering sound of crying ghosts and gods, and then a huge smell was like a chemical weapon, quickly filling the entire courtyard.
"Hey! This thing actually pulled up its pants?"
"Uh......h This smell is really damn amazing!"
"This deflated three, this kind of thing can be done!"
......
Under the attack of the unpleasant smell, everyone covered their noses and dodged, but it didn't take long for the mother-in-law of the Zhao family, who had been following her, to suddenly hear her stomach rumbling twice. Immediately, his eyes shrank and his brows furrowed. Just when she wanted to stand up and run to the thatched house, as soon as she exerted her strength, she heard a "bang" behind her, and the whole person was stupid all of a sudden.
"Huh? Another one?"
Everyone was shocked, and they scolded one after another:
"I don't have the ability to collect so much, don't eat the fuck, I can't stop it after eating, and I'm still harming others here?"
"This is too immoral, isn't it?"
"Hurry up and get out, don't leave, damn it, this smell alone is going to smoke people to death!"
"This mother-in-law of the Zhao family is also faceless and skinless, a woman actually has diarrhea on such an occasion!"
......
Before the crowd could finish speaking, another loud bang followed.
"What's the situation? The double cannon is not good? Just a three-shot one?"
"It must be those who are not physically fit, they can't bear so much food at once!"
"That's it, a guy with good physical fitness, let alone eating this little thing, even if he eats a brute cow, ah!" A sturdy young man had just said half of his words when he suddenly stiffened and was stunned.
"What's going on?"
"With your kid's body, it's okay to eat two wild cows!"
"Poof......
There was another loud bang, and then a long squeak. There was an unpleasant smell, and I almost didn't smoke the two friends around me.
"I ......"
"You ......"
"Well, stay away from us!"
Just when some people are ashamed, some people are avoiding, and some people are stupid, more and more people are losing their pants. It wasn't until almost a third of the population had this situation that the crowd had a vague sense that something seemed to be wrong.
Since it is the food provided by Lu Youchen, since this is Lu Youchen's home. If there is a problem, if you have questions, you naturally have to ask Lu Youchen for clarification. Let's see if there's something wrong with the food.
"Who saw the surname Lu?"
"Let's find Lu Youchen to see if there is a problem with his food!"
"With such a big smell, it is estimated that it has been smoked away a long time ago!"
"It's just that he smells bad, and everyone has to hide. I'm going to vomit, I'm going to have to vomit first!"
"Something wrong with the food? Damn, it's going to be bad on such a hot day, but it's better than not even having something to eat, right?"
"People are kind enough to give us food, but do we still suspect that people are poisoning?"
"What if?"
"Don't talk nonsense, let's find someone quickly, find him, and ask clearly, isn't it......?"
......
People with good physical fitness are still holding back their stomachs and tumbling over the rivers and seas, and they are hurriedly looking for Lu Youchen, but after searching the entire courtyard and finding that there is no one, everyone found that Lu Youchen, who was extremely enthusiastic just now, did not know where to go.
"Will we fall for that Lu Youchen?" At this time, someone finally raised a question, but this question was quickly rejected by everyone.
"What did you do? If that's what you did, I'd rather fucking be fooled every day! Why? Why don't you take out your spoiled food and let me fall for yours too?"
"That is, whether he deliberately deceived us or not, first of all, people gave you something real, right? Second, this is still his house? If he can run away from the monk, he can still run away from the temple? If his family really has food in stock, he will definitely not hide it elsewhere, right? As long as we turn over his yard, can't we still find it?"
"Everyone's saying makes sense, and I guess I'm being smoked away by this unpleasant smell! Wait, we have so much food, we can't do without it, right?"
"Let's go, go to the house, and rest for a while!
"Isn't that a drop? I quickly went limp, and I didn't have any strength. ”
"In my experience, this is the first time we have eaten such a hard meal for a long time, and the surname Lu suddenly gave us such a meal, hehe, I was psychologically satisfied, but my body couldn't adapt to it all of a sudden, so I ...... Hehe......"
In this way, a group of people gave up their last chance to survive in the midst of chatter.