Volume 10 The Bodhisattva of the Bright Star Volume 10 Chapter 25 The Guardian Tribe (I)
"Sect Master, what is this Xiucai's real name, why do you call him Xiucai?"
Dan Dan was wearing a thick cotton and linen jacket, bouncing around the figure eight in front, while Chu Bing and Yulong were walking in the back. Chu Bing looked at the road ahead and said with a smile:
"Back then, when I was still begging for a living in the Corrupt Lands, I brought five little brothers with me. Xiucai is the most educated of the six of us! That's why everyone calls him Xiucai. ”
His real name is Pei Zeyuan, he doesn't like this name very much, and when he sees people, he says that his name is Xiucai. A lot of people think that his surname is Xiu Mingcai!"
Chu Bing shook his head, thinking back to the past, he was really in his prime~!
According to Xiucai, it took Chu Bing a day to pass through the icy demon forest. As soon as I arrived outside the Demon Forest, the temperature immediately rose by more than 30 degrees!
Chu Bing helped Dan Dan take off his jacket and continue to walk forward! After passing through a small corrupt woodland and a somewhat muddy meadow, the group entered a tall primeval forest again!
After trekking in the forest for another whole day, the Chu soldiers finally saw the shadow of the guardian tribe!
"Damn! Is this a tribe? The tribe will build ancient buildings in Donghua with carved beams and painted walls? Xiucai, this bear thing, and those guys from the Holy Princely State, do they have a score! This is even better than the capital city of the Holy Princely State!"
Chu Bing looked at the huge town in front of him and said a little dumbfounded. I have been listening to Xiucai and the Holy Turen talk about tribes and tribes, and Chu Bing thought that what he saw should be either a cowhide tent or a thatched hut. But what I see now, it's obviously a beautiful antique city in Donghua!
Yu Long also nodded violently there. This small town is indeed so beautiful, all the buildings are white walls, green tiles and red window sills. A straight concrete avenue divides the town in two. Osmanthus trees are planted on both sides of the avenue, and it is the flowering season at this time, and the osmanthus flowers that are fluttering all over the ground are dyed bright yellow on both sides of the avenue.
The air is filled with the sweet smell of osmanthus flowers, which makes people intoxicated!
"Aa
Yu Long sneezed with tears in his eyes, Chu Bing looked at him, and said a little incredulously:
"Are you allergic to osmanthus? me, you're a fish, you're still allergic to flowers?"
Yu Long said with tears in his eyes:
"Sect Master, what you said is not right, why can't fish be allergic to osmanthus? Besides, I'm not a fish, I'm a fish dragon!"
Chu Bing grinned, thinking to himself that in addition to your legs and arms, you don't look like a fish at all? Yu Long sneezed several times in a row, and the snot and tears flowed, and the disgusting Chu Bing jumped directly three meters away!
Yu Long blew a handful of snot with his hand and stuck it on the ground! The snot was gone, and his nasal cavity was much more transparent, and he felt a little better.
"Open defecation, a fine of fifty! No, you are too large, the fine is doubled, one hundred!"
An old lady wearing a red armband suddenly appeared, grabbed Yu Long's arm and said.
Yu Long looked at a loss, where did I urinate, why do I have to be fined? What is the situation, this is this! Chu Bing is also full of black lines, go to a special primitive tribe, this special is obviously a modern city with antique buildings! Didn't you see the city management come out!
For these mobile health administrators, Chu Bing knows, don't quarrel with them, what they say is what they say. Don't bargain with them, or they will annoy you to death, let's admit punishment!
"Auntie, it's a hundred yuan, for you, we admit the punishment!"
Chu Bing took out a hundred-yuan Edam coin and handed it over with both hands.
"We only accept Donghua coins, not Itami's!"
Chu Bing grinned, and just hurriedly tossed up from his body, but found that he only thought about coming to Itami this time, and he didn't bring Donghua coins! The old aunt was quite reasonable, patted the sign on her chest and said:
"You have an account with the Donghua Central Bank, right? I have a number on this sign, you can transfer money directly!"
Chu Bing was also stunned, I will go, is this in the primitive tribe of Itan, or in the tourist city of Donghua? This time and space seems to be a little chaotic!
"Do you have it at all?!Don't be there in a daze, I'm busy!"
Auntie said impatiently.
"Oh, yes, yes! I'll transfer you money!"
Chu Bing turned around and secretly took out his mobile phone, turned it on and looked at it, I will go to it, the signal is full! I have returned to Donghua properly! Looking at the sharp eyes of my aunt, Chu Bing didn't think of anything else first, and hurriedly transferred the account first.
After a while, the aunt's mobile phone rang with a text message, she looked at the text message, nodded with satisfaction and said:
"It's everyone's responsibility to take care of hygiene! If everyone has a snot and I soak in, won't our guardian city become a toilet? Pay attention in the future! By the way, don't forget to clean up that piece of stuff!"
Speaking of this, the aunt glared at Yu Long fiercely, and said disdainfully:
"It's quite handsome, but it's really dirty enough to do this thing!"
Yu Long's tears were flowing, most of them were because of allergies, and a small part of them were wronged. Didn't you just screw your nose, as for burying yourself like this!
The aunt turned her head to look at Chu Bing again and said:
"Is it a receipt or an invoice? If you issue an invoice, you have to add ten dollars, and I can give you a hundred and fifteen. Receipts don't need money. ”
"No, no, don't need invoices and receipts! Excuse me, auntie, we will pay attention next time!"
"You're still a young man, you're sensible!"
The aunt nodded with satisfaction, and when she was about to leave, she looked at Yu Long with disdain and said:
"Nothing but skins!"
“......”
Chu Bing swallowed and foamed, thinking to himself, Auntie, that is really quite terrifying!
"Woo woo! Sect Master, am I that bad? Am I really useless except for being handsome?"
Yu Long's self-esteem was seriously hit, and he was about to collapse! Chu Bing grinned, thinking that Auntie's lethality was directly up to the sky!
"Then how can that?! Think about it, in addition to being handsome, you can also change the mirror for me, plus pat me on the back! Don't underestimate yourself! Your role is very big!"
Chu Bing patted Yu Long on the shoulder and comforted.
"Wow!! I can only be a mirror and a sycophant in addition to being handsome!
"Wow!"
Dandan didn't want to hear this, who did he say, who did he say? Why do dogs get in your way, why do you say dogs! Although I am not a dog, but I look like a dog, and if you say this, then I will be angry!
For a while, people cried and the dog barked, and it took Chu Bing a long time to comfort the two goods. This busy work, Chu Bing suddenly sweated profusely, and it was tiring to fight a big battle! This sect master, he is not easy to be!