Section 340 Fame in the Three Realms
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Then under my command, the camera pointed to a muscular 'meaty' man, and the staff explained: "Four years ago, he was still a stupid man who couldn't even carry rice, his mother blamed him every day, and he also blamed himself!。。。 ”
The camera pointed to a beautiful 'girl' who was fighting, and the narrator said: "Two years ago, her friends liked to call her nickname 'Fat Girl', because she was really fat at the time, and she always cried silently at night because of her 'fat' obesity. But she didn't expect that the "fat" and "medicine" of Qu Nimei's 'drug' store really made her successfully lose 'fat'! Two years have passed! There is no sign of rebound! At this moment, she just wants to say that Qu Nimei's 'drug' store is really amazing!!"
At this time, the fat man was watching the live broadcast of the barbarian war on the computer with his mouth open, and he was completely stunned by the commentary inside! This Nima is too good, isn't it? Blatantly 'inserting' an advertisement on the live video of the barbarian war? Rex, you are not afraid of death, I am still afraid of being thrown cabbage when I go out!
Qianshi College, the teacher's senior dormitory, Du Xiaoxiao and Du Xiaolei were also staring at the screen tightly at this time, the corners of Du Xiaolei's mouth twitched twice and said: "Sister, I'm sure, this is my brother-in-law's masterpiece, it's too... It's too ostentatious, isn't it?Brother-in-law dared to 'insert' an advertisement on the live broadcast... ”
'Inserted' five or six advertisements, I know it's almost, if I come again, I will be scolded by the whole world, and finally, the camera pointed at me, I was holding the Xingyue bow that pulled the wind, and the demon pill had already been placed in the two grooves... The staff explained: "This mysterious Terran master is called Rex, I believe everyone already knows, he played a vital role in the first two barbarian attacks!"
I slowly took out a bottle of hazel 'colored' potion from the space ring, uncorked the bottle, took a sip gently, and then closed my eyes and showed an expression of enjoyment, and the narrator said: "Ah! This is the latest product of Qu Nimei's 'medicine' store, refreshing drink, blazing black tea!"
Then, I floated up, flew into the air, quickly aimed at the rear of the barbarians, activated the thunder and lightning magic array, pulled the bowstring, and two arrows aimed at the two barbarian dense places and 'shot' over!!
At the same time, the barbarians on the ground also discovered my presence, and thousands of spears 'shot' in the direction where I was! I hurriedly took out the invisible cloth that had already been cleaned up from the spatial ring and draped it over my body, and suddenly, my figure disappeared into the air. I quickly fell to the ground, just near the live broadcast machine, I breathed a sigh of relief, and stood there, watching the magnificent explosion in the distance, the shock 'wave' spreading at a speed visible to the naked eye, only to hear the announcer say at this time: "Drink Qu Nimei brand flame black tea, you can also be as strong as him!。。。 ”
After hearing this, the fat man in front of the screen made a slot on the spot, this is the real advertisement!
Kong An, who was next to the live broadcast machine, sighed at this time: "Sure enough, it's a heaven-level master, there is no trace, there is no trace, but it disappeared in an instant, as if it had never appeared!"
And I was squatting not far from him at this time, and I secretly said in my heart, fart heaven-level powerhouse, labor and management are squatting next to you, this is bluffing you all, right?
I slowly withdrew from the battlefield, flew to a place where no one was around, tore off the invisibility cloth, stuffed it into the spatial ring, then took on a mask, changed my clothes, and flew towards the city where there was a teleportation array. In a city far from here, there was a teleportation array to the city of Orjak, and it took me twenty hours to fly to this city.
Far away, I fell from the sky, and when I entered the city, I found an amazing scene! There were many people on the street wearing the same style of clothes as I did during the war, and some even changed their hairstyles exactly like me! Many people were holding a bottle of hazel 'colored' 'medicine' in their hands, wasn't that my otherworldly version of the copycat iced tea, the blazing black tea? Seeing this scene, the corners of my mouth twitched twice, these guys are too fanatical, right?
Fortunately, I had the foresight, I put on a mask and changed my clothes, and all the fanaticism here has become like this, so could the Thousand Beginnings Academy also be so fanatical? With doubts, I came to the teleportation array, and I saw that there were also four or five guys on the teleportation array wearing 'Rex costumes', and I had been pretending to be masters on the battlefield for a few days, and my fame was already so big?!
I almost fainted directly when I returned to Orjac City on the teleportation array, because the two guys guarding the teleportation array were also all dressed in 'Rex costumes'!
I walked briskly back to the Thousand Beginnings Academy, and as soon as I entered the Academy, I put on an invisible cloth and wandered around the Academy, I wanted to see if there were any people in the Academy who were wearing 'Rex Dress' clothes.
When I looked around, I saw that no one was dressed as Rex, but at this time, the conversation between the two 'girls' on the side of the road attracted me, and I approached with an invisible cloth...
"Hey, did you watch yesterday's live broadcast? I really didn't expect Rex to be such a strong man, so handsome!"
"Nonsense! As long as the barbarian war is a human being, Rex has now completely become the idol of all mankind, and the three barbarian attacks have been profoundly affected by him, he 'shot' the peerless two arrows yesterday, killing nearly 20,000 barbarians!"
"I envy Du Xiaoxiao, as soon as Rex came to the academy, she snatched it away... ”
"Come on, even if Du Xiaoxiao doesn't rob him, you won't care about him, after all, he is usually too low-key, who would know that he is such a peerless powerhouse?。。。 ”
I walked towards Du Xiaoxiao's residence, and at the same time secretly said in my heart, it seems that the effect of the arrow yesterday is still very strong, I am now completely famous in the Three Realms, not only the human race knows me, even the barbarians should know my existence now, in this way, there are advantages and disadvantages, the advantage is that Qu Nimei's 'medicine' pharmacy will definitely rise rapidly in a short period of time, the disadvantage is that I am too famous now, and my secret will be discovered sooner or later! It seems that he will go to the Light God Island as soon as possible to sleep, and in ten years, I believe that this matter will also settle down.
Teachers' senior dormitories, all of them are villa-type, this side is very quiet, usually no college comes here, each teacher has a small yard, at this time, Du Xiaoxiao is pruning landscape trees in the yard, I quietly 'touched' over, hugged Du Xiaoxiao from behind, Du Xiaoxiao reacted quickly this time, pinched one of my arms to the side, and the other hand holding scissors quickly turned the sight around, stabbing me in the abdomen!
It seems that after Du Xiaoxiao was taken away by the barbarians last time, he has studied the skills of hand-to-hand combat during this time, but his fighting skills are not enough for me to see, I snatched the scissors with my empty hand and threw them aside, and then hugged Du Xiaoxiao from the front, Du Xiaoxiao frowned lightly at this time, and a fierce knee lift hit my crotch!!
I glared at Du Xiaoxiao's knees, and whispered, "Xiaoxiao, it's me!"
Du Xiaoxiao's movements stopped: "Is it really you?"
"Of course, I'm so much in the spotlight right now, so I have to put on an invisible cloth, we said inside. I said, still draped in the invisible cloth.
"Hmm. Du Xiaoxiao agreed, opened the 'door', and I followed in...
After entering the house, I took off the invisible cloth and put it in the space ring, I looked at Du Xiaoxiao and said with a light smile: "Xiaoxiao, your knee lift just now was really fast and ruthless, if I really get hit, it is estimated that this life will be over... ”
Du Xiaoxiao blushed and said, "Who told you to scare me with an invisible cloth." ”
I walked over, hugged Du Xiaoxiao gently, and said, "Have you missed me these days since I left? This seems to be the longest time we have been apart in the past five years." ”
Du Xiaoxiao also gently surrounded me and said: "It's okay, but you were really very stylish yesterday, and now you have really become a hero of mankind, although this hero actually only wants to make an advertisement, and it is still fake, but your fame has indeed spread all over the three continents." ”
"I remember someone once said that if I became a hero, I would scream for me, why haven't I heard it until now?" I asked, tilting my ear.
"Did I say that? Why don't I remember?" Du Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and said with a chuckle.
"You're going to play tricks too... I said a little speechless.
"Of course, if you've been with this black-hearted boss for a long time, you'll be more or less affected by you... ”
I looked at Du Xiaoxiao deeply, that pretty face was always so gentle in front of me, I stroked Du Xiaoxiao's face with one hand and said: "For five years, we have met every day, and I haven't seen you for a few days, I always feel that something is missing... I yawned and continued: "I've been wanting to sleep lately, I flew all night yesterday, I'm so sleepy now, I'm sleeping here with you, I don't dare to go back to the dormitory now, or I'll be demolished by those crazy guys... ”
With that, I walked into the bathroom, cleaned it quickly, changed into clean clothes and walked out, and then walked directly to Du Xiaoxiao's 'bed', and lazily lay up, Du Xiaoxiao's 'bed' was full of fragrant smell. I leaned on the soft pillow and quipped, "Chick, your 'bed' is so fragrant... ”