Chapter 5 Beginner's Guidance
He Yafei woke up and found that he was not in his room, he was lying on a strange bed, and the quilt on his body looked like a layer of fine fluff stuck to the jelly, but it looked like suede to the touch, warm to the touch, very warm. The four walls of the room are also jelly-like, there is no glass on the windows, but a film that does not transmit very well, and there are two wall lamps at the head of the bed. When He Yafei opened his eyes, the bedside lamp slowly lit up, and the opaque film on the window seemed to become more and more transparent, and the sunlight was like a cat afraid of disturbing the owner's rest, quietly leaning out of the window, slowly climbing to the windowsill, and seeing the owner wake up, he jumped suddenly, jumped to the floor, and lay there quietly.
He Yafei sat up and saw a person. The person in front of him was not an old man holding a wad of banknotes, but a young man in a Tang costume, who was looking at him with a smile at the moment, the person in the sketch.
He Yafei covered his face with his hands: "It's over, it's over, I can't wake up from this dream, I've entered the third dream." ”
The young man looked at He Yafei with a smile and asked, "Do you think this is a dream?"
"Isn't it?" He Yafei asked rhetorically: "The pencil can actually drip ink, don't tell me that it is actually a fountain pen disguised as a pencil." Ink can draw on its own, drawing can pull us into another dimension, pencils run faster than rockets, cacti are all non-mainstream, singing phoenixes hold animal concerts, and three cartoon characters are waiting to catch me where I appear. Do you think there's anything more fantastic than this?"
The young man shook his head, "You think it's a dream, then, I'm also a character in your dream, do you think I should think these things are dreamy?"
He Yafei thought about it seriously, and then nodded in agreement with the other party's point of view.
"Besides, it's not a phoenix, it's a bird. The young man said, and He Yafei nodded again.
"So, do you think your dreams are any different from the ones you've had this time?" the young man continued.
He Yafei frowned lightly and began to think seriously. The young man did not rush and looked at him quietly.
After a long while, He Yafei said cautiously: "It seems to be a little different, this dream, the plot is very coherent, and the dreams were very chaotic before." The young man did not speak, but only motioned with an encouraging look for him to continue. He Yafei didn't like this feeling very much, it made him feel like he was answering the teacher's questions in class. However, since it's a dream, you don't need to pay too much attention to it. He continued: "Moreover, in the past, I dreamed and forgot the front, but this time it is different, I remember the first and second dreams clearly, which is a bit incredible. ”
"But you still insist it's a dream?"
"Hmm. He Yafei nodded.
"Then I may have bad news for you, you will have to live this dream for a long, long time. The young man said.
He Yafei frowned again, but his brows quickly relaxed, and he said: "It's not bad news, in fact, this dream is okay, except for the fact that he began to be pulled into another dimension and separated from his good brother, it feels very bad, everything else is fine." Especially in the second dream, the animal concert, is amazing!"
"Are you willing to continue this dream?" asked the young man again.
"It's not bad to go on, and if I can memorize all the contents of the dream, maybe I can make a book. He Yafei thought for a while and continued: "Maybe I can't do it myself, I can dictate it, and let 'Think of It' help me write it." ”
He suddenly thought that the other party might not know who 'Xiang Yiha' was, and explained: "'Xiang Yiha' is my brother. ”
Li thought. The young man answered.
"Do you know him?" He Yafei said in surprise.
"You also have a brother who is Kunzi, nicknamed 'Kunqi', whose real name is Zhou Kun. The young man smiled narrowly at He Yafei and continued, "I am a character in your dream, and I must know it. ”
He Yafei suddenly realized, and then said: "Although you are the character in my dream, I don't know what to call you. ”
The young man stretched out a hand and said, "Then let me introduce myself, my name is Yang Mingtai, a native of Kunwuqiu, and my ancestral home is Meishan, Sichuan." ”
Hearing the other party's ancestral hometown, He Yafei happily stretched out his hand and shook Yang Mingtai. Then I thought about it, I had never been out of Sichuan, so what was so strange about dreaming of a fellow countryman?" "But what the hell is this Kunwuqiu? Why have I never heard of it?"
"You'll know later, I've told you everything now, won't dreams be boring?"
He Yafei nodded hurriedly, it's like watching a movie, what's the point of watching it if it's a spoiler?
"If someone mentions Mr. Nine to you in the future, it's me. As for who I am...... Yang Mingtai thought for a moment and continued: "You will regard me as the guide of your dreams. ”
"Guide?oh, I see, is it like a novice NPC in the game?" He Yafei knew in his heart, no wonder it would be him the first thing he saw when he woke up.
Yang Mingtai was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "You can indeed treat me as a novice guide." So, should I introduce you to the other NPCs?"
He Yafei nodded yes, Yang Mingtai turned around and clapped his hands, and three people came in from outside the door, in He Yafei's eyes, they were three cartoon-shaped NPCs. Yang Mingtai introduced them one by one. The broom head is called Song, and the banana man is called Ban, and these two will be his physical trainers next. The stick's name is Gangba, and he temporarily serves as his translator and enlightenment teacher.
"Why do you need a strength and conditioning coach?"
"If you don't exercise, you won't be able to walk, and I don't believe you can get out of bed and try. ”
He Yafei almost stumbled when he got out of bed, and quickly sat back on the bed. "Why is my body so heavy?"
"One and a half times the gravity of the earth. Yang Mingtai gave a very concise answer.
"Game settings?"
"Dream setting. Yang Mingtai corrected, "Now you know why they carried you back?"
"But why don't you use a sedan chair?" He Yafei still had a lot of nostalgia for that fishing net.
"Because there is no sedan chair. ”
"It's not scientific!" He Yafei retorted.
Yang Mingtai suddenly felt a little headache, since you think this is a dream, do you have to talk about science when dreaming? But he still responded patiently: "It's my negligence, if you have the same dream next time, I will ask them to prepare a sedan chair in advance." ”
He Yafei felt that this novice guide was a very reasonable person, so he decided to put down the net completely, and he waved his hand to show that he didn't mind.
"I'm going on a long trip, and they'll take good care of you. Yang Mingtai got up and said.
"Aren't you with me?"
Yang Mingtai smiled, "When you play the game, do novice NPCs follow you at any time?"
He Yafei scratched his head embarrassedly, he felt that his request was indeed excessive, not to mention that he was equipped with two exclusive coaches and a translator, this kind of treatment has never been seen in the game.
Yang Mingtai patted He Yafei on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, your dream will only get more and more exciting." ”
After saying that, he turned around and left with the three of Gangba.
Outside the door, Yang Mingtai and Gangba had a dialogue at the level of consciousness. One person and one stick were there, without opening, and the mark at the center of the eyebrows flickered and dimmed.
"Sir, why don't you tell him the truth?" asked Gombha.
"Goamba, how many times have I told you not to always put my portrait on your head when you talk to me. Seeing that Gangba was unmoved, Yang Mingtai shook his head helplessly, "Tell him what? Are you sure you can make him believe that he is not in a dream?"
"Nope. "Gomba told the truth.
In fact, he thought that he was in a dream and would be in a better state. Seeing that Gangba didn't know why, Yang Mingtai explained: "In this way, he dares to try things that he doesn't dare to do on weekdays." ”
"For example?"
"For example, he does all kinds of difficult movements on the pencil. ”
Gangba didn't react a little, and then realized that what Mr. was talking about should be something He Yafei did when he was crossing the void.
"Sir, you peeked into his consciousness?"
Yang Mingtai smiled: "His heart door hasn't been locked yet, he couldn't hold back for a while, and secretly glanced at it, hehe, the little guy is very interesting." ”
"Sir, isn't that right?"
Yang Mingtai immediately said: "Gangba, you are too pedantic. Let me give you an analogy, is it shameful for parents to understand the mind of an ignorant child?"
"Not really. ”
"Then in front of me, is he considered a child?" Yang Mingtai continued to ask.
Gangba thought about it carefully, and the gentleman was now over 700 years old, and the little doll in the house was only sixteen years old, so he answered honestly, "Count."
"That's not over. Yang Mingtai spread his hands.
Anything, as long as the gentleman says it, it always makes sense. Gangba was convinced, but I am more than two thousand years old, and my husband is also a child, so I want to take a peek at my husband's consciousness. But thinking about the rock-solid heart of the gentleman, Gangba immediately dispelled this thought.
"This little guy has a lot of talent, more than I could have imagined. During my absence, I will sharpen him. Don't worry that he can't endure hardship, anything is possible in dreams. After speaking, Yang Mingtai laughed twice. Without waiting for Gangba to respond, the conversation ended.
He took out a pencil with red lines on a yellow background and turned it around a few times in his hand, and then threw it on the ground very casually, the pencil grew to about a zhang in the wind, Yang Mingtai raised his foot and stood on the pencil, and shouted "Tao Tang" in his mouth, and the pen was like an arrow off the string, and disappeared in an instant.
He Yafei didn't know when he moved himself to the door of the room, his face was a little stunned and a little surprised. This NPC is a bit of a drag.