"It's miserable, I suddenly feel that our show can't be on the stage at all, they are so well prepared, and the performance is so vigorous, I don't even seem to have fully memorized the lines. ”

Seeing Li Lie's street basketball performance, Ye Fatzi felt empty, he originally thought that this graduation party was that everyone got together to drink and have fun, performance is secondary, just make a fuss on the stage, but he didn't expect that the situation seems to be completely wrong now, look at the serious eyes of those college teachers.

If you don't perform well, your face will be lost!

"Fatty, believe in yourself!" Cain patted him on the shoulder.

Fat Ye clenched his fists, felt a force of support, and nodded suddenly. At this time, Yang Ting was already talking into the microphone.

"Thank you Li Lie, Wu Hao and Zhu Yingxiong for their wonderful performances, now, I invite 7 buildings 712 dormitory, Ye Shuxian and Li Congwen to perform, their program is ...... Double reed, everyone's applause, please. ”

After speaking, Yang Ting went down and gave up the stage.

"Damn, death is death!"

Ye Fatzi gritted his teeth, picked up a stool, and then pulled Li Congwen to the stage as if he was a strong man who would never return.

"Hey, does this double reed mean that one person only plays in front and doesn't speak, and the other person only talks and doesn't act in the back?"

"That's right, this kind of performance is the most interesting, I've seen one before, and it makes me laugh so much that my stomach hurts

。 ”

"Then it seems that this show is quite worth looking forward to!"

"Yes, it's worth looking forward to, it's worth looking forward to!"

The teachers of the Yigan Academy talked at the bottom, and then they all looked at the stage with anticipation, and even forgot to eat and drink, they really wanted to see what kind of joy the two guys on the stage, one fat and one thin, would bring to them.

Ye Fatzi had a bitter face, if he was ready, he would not be nervous even if he was thrown on a stage with millions of people, but the problem was that if he was not ready, he would be.

"Fatty, I already remember the lines, don't drop the chain for me. Li Congwen whispered to him.

"Damn, I want to do it too, but you know these two days, I just want to sleep as soon as I memorize that manuscript, and my head is so confused now that I can't remember anything. ”

"What? ...... you" Li Congwen's eyes widened, and he secretly screamed in his heart, this time it was too big, and he would be embarrassed by the dead fat man before graduation.

"It's okay mosquitoes, if you don't play well, you should come up to play, don't have psychological pressure. ”

Ye Fatzi was so nervous in his heart, but he was here to comfort the mosquitoes to achieve the effect of comforting himself.

Li Congwen glanced at him, so angry that he didn't bother to pay attention to him, if they weren't the focus now, he would definitely kick Ye Fatzi's huge ass hard.

"Fatty, mosquito, you must fight for our bedroom, come on!"

As the host, Li Zonghan cheered loudly on the side of the stage, and then shouted to everyone, "Sisters, brothers, our fat man seems to be a little nervous today, give him some applause, let him not be nervous, okay?"

"Good!"

The men below shouted and applauded loudly. [Lots of good]

"Slut, what are you helping Lao Tzu, you are obviously pushing Lao Tzu into the fire pit!"

Ye Fatzi wanted to cry without tears in his heart, and scolded Li Zonghan to the point where he was incomplete.

And when he found his strangeness, Li Zonghan had a bad premonition in his heart for no reason, and said secretly: This dead fat man, shouldn't he give me a foreign appearance at this critical time?

His guess was very correct, when Ye Fatzi sat on the stool and started performing with Li Congwen, he realized that something was wrong, and he wanted to find a crack to get into

。

It's a shame, it's too embarrassing, acting and saying are fundamentally different, it's just separate.

"Fatty, you're ......"

Li Zonghan shouted excitedly, and just after shouting four words, he realized that the voice was too loud, and he couldn't help but look left and again, and found that no one was looking at him, so he lowered his voice and shouted, "Fatty, what the fuck are you doing? What are you playing?"

What am I playing? Damn, I want to know what I'm playing?

Ye Fatzi said helplessly in his heart, he performed without blushing and without beating, and with his strong face, he insisted on performing the action of the bull's head against the horse's mouth.

Everyone in the audience came down in the dark......

This...... Be...... Double reeds?

In everyone's minds, there is a big question mark, which is clearly two unprepared guys who go up and fool around!

The teacher of the academy was stunned from the initial anticipation, and then coughed a few times, looked away from the stage, ate and drank the food, obviously, the performance was boring, and people didn't want to take a second look.

"What are Ye Shuxian and Li Congwen doing? With so many college teachers present, they are not only disgraced to your dormitory, but also to smear the face of our English major. ”

Yang Ting complained to Li Zonghan.

Li Zonghan could only smile bitterly and explain weakly: "The preparation time is too short, we don't ...... at all Alas......" In the end, there was only a sigh.

And the other students also sweated for Ye Shuxian and Li Congwen on the stage, and after graduation, everyone's collective sense of honor was very strong, no one laughed at them, all of them were sweating palms, and the voices of whispering blame were endless.

"If this continues, our professional face must be lost, what the hell is going on with Ye Shuxian and Li Congwen, say it in advance if you are not ready, now that the teachers of the academy are present, it is not appropriate for them to come down, and it is inappropriate for them to continue acting, it is really urgent

。 ”

Liu Yanyue frowned, and stomped her feet in a hurry like Yang Ting.

Although Ning Kexin didn't say anything, she also looked at the stage anxiously, if this continues, the double reed as the finale performance will directly ruin the good performance impression in front of her.

"Thanatos, that fat man and thin man are in an embarrassment on it, and you don't plan to help?" said the remnant, Ye Fatzi and he were like-minded and had friendships, and he was still not very happy to see the two of them embarrassed like clowns.

Yin's face was as flat as water, and he drank all the liquor in the wine glass, then wiped the wine juice from the corner of his mouth and stood up and walked towards the stage.

"Stinky Tang Mo, what are you doing?"

Liu Yanyue didn't know what he was going to do, for fear that it would cause a bigger mess, so she wanted to stop him, but Keyin had already walked out and didn't turn back.

"What the hell is Tang Mo going to do, isn't it messy enough?" Liu Yanyue sat back in her seat and complained.

"Don't worry, Thanatos is out and will definitely surprise you all. ”

grabbed a handful of peanuts, threw them into his mouth and chewed them, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

And the hidden strangeness naturally attracted the attention of other students in the major, and their eyes turned to him, and they didn't know what he was going to do.

"Hey, what is our old Tang doing here?" Li Zonghan blinked, not knowing why.

Yang Ting didn't speak, but looked at Yin with her hands in her trouser pockets and walking towards the stage without blinking.

With a white V-neck short sleeves, black slacks, and a neat black hair, he has a unique personality charm. He is like a sharp blade about to be unsheathed, indomitable, and his indifferent aura gives people a sense of spiritual oppression.

What is he going to do?

Everyone who majored in English couldn't help but ask this question in their hearts. ()

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