Chapter 336 Xiao Ming has a gun at home!
"Is there a problem with the wine?" Ding Yikun was stunned for a moment, not quite understanding what Shen Feng meant.
"Maybe it's my own reason, I also treasure some good wine, I'm happy today, and the head of the Ding family also tastes it!" Shen Feng put his hand into his arms, took out a two-pot bottle from the mixed yuan bead, and inside was the bulk liquor he poured into it himself, and put it on the table.
Although there were two beast oil lamps lit in the house, the light was still a little dim, so the others did not doubt that Shen Feng could directly take out the liquor.
"This is?" Ding Yikun's eyes widened. In fact, it was not the liquid inside that attracted him, but the shiny glass bottle.
"What kind of magic weapon is this? you can actually see what is inside?" Curious, Ding Mo even took the two beast oil lamps and put them on the side of the bottle. Like his father, he stared at the glass bottle dumbfounded.
"Magic weapon, no, no!" Shen Feng shook his head, "It's not a magic weapon, it's just wine." However, this thing is not something that we mortals can have!" Shen Feng said this, pointed to the sky with his index finger, laughed a few times, and whispered, "You know!"
"Sizzle!" Whether it was Ding Yikun or Ding Mo, they immediately had a sudden realization, "Understood! I understand it so damnly! This thing is not ordinary at first glance! I, Lord Shen, can I touch it?"
Shen Feng magnificently put the bottle in front of Ding Yikun and said, "Of course it can, although it is a treasure, but no matter how precious it is, can it be worth the friendship between us?"
However, Shen Feng's words seemed to be in vain, because the father and son of the Ding family put almost all their energy on the magical bottle in front of them.
"Dad, let me touch it!" Ding Mo watched his father treat the wine bottle as if it was a treasure, playing with it in his hand, rubbing it, and couldn't help but be greedy, and said to his father as if flattering.
"This?" his son's question made Ding Yikun a little embarrassed, after all, this thing belonged to Shen Feng, and now it was handed over directly to his son without Shen Feng's consent, which seemed a little inappropriate.
So, he raised his head and looked at Shen Feng with an expression of inquiry and expectation.
"It's okay, your Ding family master is kind enough to me Shen Feng, and I'm not a person who doesn't know what to do, what's this little thing!"
Shen Feng waved his big hand, with a generous and generous face, looking like all the silver, like a pile of stinky shit in front of righteousness.
"Tsk! atmosphere!hehe, the old man really didn't misunderstand you!" Ding Yikun was indeed touched a little by Shen Feng's atmosphere.
"What is this? Something from the Immortal Family! A treasure that has never been seen in the entire mortal world, just waved his hand, "Play casually!" This arrogance is really not something that anyone can have!" Ding Yikun sighed in his heart that his dizzy old eyes finally didn't look at the wrong person, a person like this kind of treasure can be taken out and shared with himself, how bad can his heart be?
In particular, there is another question, the most critical question, "Shen Feng actually has something from the Immortal Family!" What does this mean?
Let's use a sentence formation as an example:
Xiao Ming's family has a villa
Xiao Ming has a gun at home
Xiao Ming has a rocket launcher at home
Xiao Ming has a tank at home
Xiao Ming has a ballistic missile in his house
......
Hehe, what does that mean?
This thing really can't be associated, of course, thinking about it will not get pregnant, but it does make people sick, as for what kind of disease it is, it varies from person to person.
For example, now, Ding Yikun feels that Shen Feng's image is suddenly more than three zhang taller, and even has the illusion of a high mountain in an instant.
"This is a master! It's still a master hiding in the shadows, grandma's, maybe my Ding family is really fishing this time. Hehe, such thick thighs were hugged by my Ding family. Tut-tut, it seems that the ancestral tomb is smoking, no, I have to give the two boys another book to send a book of divine pigeons. Warn them, don't make trouble for Lao Tzu, such thick thighs, if they are mixed yellow. Hmph, I guess my dad has to crawl out of the coffin and smack my big mouth!"
Ding Yikun is like this, but Ding Mo's mind is different.
I saw that he would touch here with his hands for a while, wipe that there with his clothes, and even smell with his nose, lick with his tongue, and then tap with his fingers, and look at his eyes, his grandmother's, Shen Feng was disgusted when he saw it. I said in my heart, what are you kid doing?
After seeing him use almost all the places, the two eyes began to slowly deform, from the original fox eyes to almond eyes, and then to copper bell eyes, and finally completed the perfect promotion of copper coin eyes.
As he watched, he crackled in his heart and made a small calculation, how much money could the bottle sell for, how much grain could be bought with the money from the sale of the bottle, how long the food could last the Ding family, and how much would it be if the bottle was sold with wine? What if the name of an immortal was added?......
These questions were like abacus beads, crackling in Ding Mo's mind. Eventually, after his mouth was dry, dumbfounded, and sweaty, he finally stopped. Secretly told himself in his heart, tsk, this guy really doesn't understand!
However, no matter how the Ding family's father and son pondered, for Shen Feng, it was a matter of breaking the wine bottle and filling it with loose wine and fooling people. Therefore, just when the Ding family's father and son were studying carefully and thinking carefully, Shen Feng unceremoniously picked up the chopsticks and ate them.
"Daughter-in-law, come and eat this!
"Wife, come, eat this, this is a bit like papaya, it is estimated to be effective for breast enlargement!"
"This, this is good for the skin, come on, have more!"
"Hehe, don't rob me of this, this is for men! It can be called skewer meat or copper coin meat, hehe, women can't eat it!"
"You eat that, yes, yes, that's it!
"Huh, no children, it's okay, let's get ready for milk first!"
"You can eat more of this qi and blood!"
"Why don't you gain some weight? Occasionally, I feel a little bit worse! Ouch, I said it's only occasionally!"
......
Shen Feng said as he used chopsticks to clip all kinds of food for Mei Ruoliu and put them in the wooden bowl in front of her. And just like in her own home, she persuaded her to eat this and eat that, ignoring the Ding family father and son who held a broken wine bottle and stared at her there, admiring and sighing.
It wasn't until Shen Feng and the two of them were about to finish all the dishes that the Ding family father and son took the wooden bowl in front of them and said to Shen Feng with great interest: "Haha, today our father and son also followed Lord Shen to get involved in the fairy spirit, tsk, tsk, Lord Shen is really, tsk!"
"Are you going to drink?" Okay, yes, it's just snacks, it seems that a little bit is not enough!" Shen Feng looked at the Ding family father and son, who were like hungry wolves, and said a little tactfully.
Hearing Shen Feng say this, Ding Yikun laughed and said, "Don't worry, it's enough!" I'll tell you, today's dish, dish, this dish, this dish, ......" After he focused his attention on the table, he was suddenly stunned. Puzzled, he muttered to himself, "Isn't there a big table just now?" Why is it that after a while, there are only CDs left on the table and no dishes?"
Shen Feng said that a little bit is not enough, but there are more than 20 dishes in total, and now all of them are pulled together with soup and water, and it is estimated that they can make up a plate and a half, right?
Tut-tut, this person with immortal energy is just not ordinary, this fucking is a little bit worse, it's a fart at all, okay?"
However, he is still experienced, and after seeing him stunned there in embarrassment for a few minutes, he immediately restrained his emotions and said with a far-fetched smile: "Hahahaha, it's indeed a little less! It's okay, it's okay, Ding Mo hurriedly let the kitchen do it again, as soon as possible, I can't wait!"
After Ding Yikun watched his son go to the kitchen to urge, he turned to look at Shen Feng again, "Lord Shen's wine really has a great origin! In fact, at first glance, I can see that Lord Shen is definitely not a thing in the pool, it must be soaring into an immortal! You see how well Master Shen's planning is, and he is still practicing in the world, and the fairy world is ready." Sure enough, it's a person with a background, I don't know how many bottles of this wine Lord Shen has?"
Shen Feng looked left and right, stretched out two fingers, and said with a cautious look: "There are only two bottles, you don't know how rare this thing is! Who made the Ding family value me so much? No, we were just about to drink, so naturally I couldn't hide my secrets. ”
"Come on, come, I'll pour out a little first, you taste it first!Hehe, although we are in the world, we also have to drink fairy wine and taste the taste of being a fairy, right?"
Shen Feng said as he opened the cap. When the rich aroma of wine permeates from the bottle.
Ding Yikun's eyes were straight, and he saw him staring at the wine bottle as if he was nobody, and muttered in his mouth: "Fragrant! What a fucking fragrance! Tut-tut, it's really a fairy thing, just rush to this smell that is more fragrant than my little concubine's body, I know that I have developed true love for it!"
When Ding Yikun looked at the wine bottle, his eyes were so confused that he almost vomited Shen Feng nausealy, so he hurriedly interrupted: "Hey, wake up! This wine hasn't been drunk yet, why are you talking drunk?"
Seeing that Ding Yikun's emotions were slightly restrained, Shen Feng poured a small bite directly into the small bowl in front of him. Then he kindly reminded: "Try it in small sips first, don't drink too hard, or you can't stand it!"
Ding Yikun's eyes did not leave the wine bottle, he just nodded mechanically, and then carefully picked up the wine bowl, put it under his nose and smelled it first, and the rich aroma of wine immediately made him salivate.
I saw him swallow his saliva secretly, put the wine bowl to his lips, and then raised his hands up. The liquor entered the throat like a thin line with flames, and with the sound of a ruptured nerve, it went straight into the stomach. Suddenly, an indescribable burning sensation surged all over the body.
Ding Yikun suddenly shuddered, and the whole person was stunned there.