Special edition, on the superiority of a young master
Jun Zhixi: Hello audience, welcome to watch "Super Interview Show Special", this program is exclusively sponsored by Meng Po brand Meng Po Soup. If you want to relieve your worries and sorrows, you will especially recommend Meng Po's Meng Po soup, the original price is 900 million, and the current price is 9,000 nine, first come, first served, including you to relieve all the unhappiness you want to forget in your past life and this life.
Without further ado, "Super Visit Show" has officially begun, and I would like to invite today's little guest, the young master of Suoyang.
(Jun's Fall is referred to as Jun, and the young master of Suoyang is Jian Cheng Lock)
Jun: Hello, little young master, please introduce yourself to the audience first.
Lock:...
Jun (embarrassed, this little doll doesn't go the ordinary way.) Little young master, if you don't introduce yourself to the audience, who can know your great deeds and better surrender to you?
Lock: Okay. I, named Suo Yang, am the son of the Bloody Dead King and the Bone Eater Girl.
Jun: Young Master, is it that simple?
Lock: Isn't it? (blows his bangs)
Jun: (embarrassed) Yes, what you say, young master, is what you say. Can I find out what your family situation is, such as what are your parents' names, where they live, what is the environment like, etc...
Lock: Didn't you explain it to the reader in black and white in the front? Do you want me to repeat this nonsense here?
Jun: (embarrassed again) Yes, yes, young master, look at my memory...
Lock: The question of who is out of this mess, stand up! If you don't stand up, I won't act.
(Suddenly, the audience was silent, and people's eyes were all looking at the Ximen elder who was in charge of the Ethereal Peak)
Jun: Security, pull this annoying guy out and slash me forty times.
West: Chop. Forty slashes?!!!
Jun: I'm sorry, I read it wrong. Just now the Emperor of Heaven came to spread the news and let you be punished by thunder forty ways.
Nishi: (A mouthful of water squirts, a dazed expression, and eventually thirteen security guards pull him off the main audience)
Jun: Young Master, the people who hinder your play are gone. Are you still satisfied with Fang Cai's punishment?
Lock: Nice, nice. This young master will reward you with a hundred twin flowers of different colors.
Jun: Thank you, young master.
Lock: You're welcome, you let this young master participate in such a famous interview show for free, and you have a vision. In this way, this young master will send another thousand bottles of bone-eroding pollen, this kind of pollen will prolong life, cure all diseases and achieve the effect of washing the marrow, in your modern human world, these can be worth a high-end villa complex.
Jun (secretly observing the brother and sister couple sitting on the chief stage, the father has turned purple, and the mother's face is pale. At this time, the sound of blood spurting from their hearts can be heard)
Jun: Young Master, you are too polite, these... It's up to your younger siblings in the future. We continue the interview.
Lock: (stamping your feet) Do you look down on this young master? This young master is so talented and noble, how can he not talk without words? Besides, these are not worth much money to me, let alone any effort. These 100 twin flowers of different colors, a thousand bottles of bone-eroding pollen, you must receive. Otherwise, it just doesn't give face to the young master!!!!!
Jun: (smiling bitterly) I'll take it, I'll take it, that interview...
Audience A: (interrupting the host) Host, someone in the front row fainted!
Audience B: Host, the blood in the front row can't be stopped, staining the entire floor of the auditorium red.
(The audience has shouted at the beginning of the day, and has been responding to health problems and management problems, and the scene is very unbearable.) For the broad masses of the people and for the vast number of young friends. We have a mosaic treatment for this, so you have a snowflake in front of the TV, please understand)
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This host's inner barrage: This kind of practice is like Ah Yuan's experiment, homemade regia water dissolved the gold rings and gold necklaces at home, and the great rebellion is like this, readers and friends must not learn!
This concludes this special issue