Chapter Seventy-One: The Little Girl's Prank
Yu Wan smiled happily distractedly: "So I like you, I think we are the same." He Yafei was also distracted by Yu Wan, and he felt a sense of sympathy in his heart. Yu Wan was distracted and suddenly sighed again: "In the past, the body also liked the boss, and he was also fun when he was young, but then when he got old, it was not fun." Become like everyone else, always saying to protect us. We are gods, why do we want you humans to protect us? Humans are really weird. ”
He Yafei thought so: "Eat yours and sleep with yours, and it is really unscientific to say that you want to protect you." ”
Yu Wan was distracted and felt that she had found a bosom friend: "So, the energy embodiment that the body showed him is a little old man, and he doesn't know it very well, and the things in the warehouse are one-third less than yours." With that, a smug smile appeared on the little girl's face.
"What about Mr. Nine?" For this former novice guide, He Yafei is very concerned about his status in Yu Wan's heart.
"Lao Jiu is a good person, but he is too preoccupied and not very fun. Yu Wan was distracted and made what she thought was a very pertinent evaluation, which made He Yafei feel that his status was transcendent, "Over the years, he has always said that we have done something wrong, but where is it wrong? The ontology has indeed become very strong recently." ”
He Yafei didn't dare to question Brother Tai's statement, he chose to remain silent.
Seeing that He Yafei didn't respond, Yu Wan was distracted and didn't dwell on right and wrong, she said: "Your apprentice has also started to become fun, you can take him well." ”
He Yafei was stunned for a moment, apprentice, Yu Wan distracted and reminded him that it was the disciple of the boss. He Yafei woke up, it turned out that he was talking about Uncle Qin, hehe, Uncle has become my apprentice. He immediately swore to the little girl: "Sister, don't worry. I will definitely transform Uncle Qin into a stupid and coarse person. "With He Yafei's personality of climbing along the pole, this girl is completely born from her heart, and when she says it, she feels that it is very inappropriate, after all, the other party is a god who has lived for 120,000 years. He glanced at it secretly and found that the other party was not displeased, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but also reminded himself that this girl can't shout anymore, He Yafei is not a person who doesn't know the height of the sky.
So he changed the subject: "Yuwan, have you always been like this? Will you grow up?"
"Yes, the appearance of our distractions changes with the ontology, and every 10,000 years, we will change. ”
He Yafei was a little disappointed: "Ten thousand years? Then I'm afraid I won't see you grow up." ”
"No, in another thousand years, I will be thirteen thousand years old. ”
He Yafei's eyes rolled and began to ponder, thirteen thousand years old, equivalent to a thirteen-year-old little girl in human beings. He thought it was hilarious to ask a girl who was about to turn thirteen if she had changed her teeth. He stood in front of the girl and looked up and down, muttering that it was not right, that it was not right. Yu Wan was distracted and asked him curiously what was wrong. He Yafei said that it stands to reason that at the age of thirteen, you should be developing. Yu Wan was a little puzzled when she was distracted, and He Yafei drew an image of a little girl with slightly bulging breasts, but still childish. Yu Wan nodded distractedly, it was our negligence, and I said to the body when I turned around. She suddenly clapped her hands and said excitedly: "By the way, there is a twelve-year-old girl in Taole Village, I want to go and observe her carefully." ”
He Yafei sat next to Yu Wan who was distracted, and poked the little girl next to her with his elbow: "Why do you want to turn into a human being?"
The little girl said as a matter of course: "Because you humans can't understand it the most, and the more you can't understand it, the more curious you become." He Yafei feels that this reason is very sufficient, which is the same as the more things you can't get, the more you want to get them.
"And who was the first person you met?"
The little girl glanced at He Yafei with disdain: "You can't guess this, it's the Yang Rongbo you call his holy father." He Yafei made an expression of being awakened by a word, Yu Wan was very satisfied, and continued: "That's the best old man the body has ever seen, although it's not very fun, but people are very kind. At that time, there was a brown-haired person with him in the void, and the body asked Luan Niao to help choose one, and Luan Niao chose him, and it just so happened that the body also wanted to choose him. ”
"Why is he the only one?"
"Mom always said that she only chose vegetarians, and he was vegetarian. Later, it turned out that the choice of the ontology was not wrong, he was very able to endure hardships, and he was also very knowledgeable, he invented a kind of soul art, and taught the ontology a lot of new things, otherwise what you see now, in addition to building a wood forest, it is still a building wood forest. The little girl giggled. He Yafei only knew that the ancestors of the Yang family were vegetarians, so it was no wonder that Brother Tai was not very interested in meat.
"But I still see a lot of deserts in many places. ”
"This has nothing to do with him, the body has to fuse power over the years, so the rhizomes in some places are temporarily dormant. ”
"By the way, what's the matter with that cactus forest that killed Matt?" the young man habitually played with mind jumps again.
Yu Wan was distracted and grinned and said: "I did it, in order to welcome you, I asked Lao Jiu to show me the plants on the earth one by one, I took a lot of thought and made a lot of changes to make it look like that, and let Luan Niao come over and sing." How's it going?
He Yafei thought of being ridiculed by the non-mainstream, and coped with it without smiling: "It's fun." ”
didn't get He Yafei's enthusiastic response, the little girl was a little unhappy, she glanced at He Yafei, and continued the previous topic: "The ontology likes this kind of change brought about by humans, and the ontology thinks that people should be like Old Man Yang, so he began to look for people in the void, and at the beginning he still selected some people according to Luan Niao's meaning, including people from other places. He Yafei understood that the people she was talking about did not only refer to earthlings, but also to aliens.
"Those people are really good, everyone is in harmony. So at the time of the five-star alignment, many people came to the void at once, and the body was all pulled over. When Yu Wan was distracted and said this, He Yafei had "I don't believe it" written on her face, and the little girl had to tell the truth: "They came in by themselves, and they couldn't stop it, so the body had to be saved." ”
Speaking of this, the little girl's face was full of doubts: "It's really strange, before Yang Rongbo, we rarely saw people in the void, but in the past ten thousand years, there have been more and more people in the void." There are good people and bad people, it's really tangled, you say you see bad people, save or not?"
In the former question, He Yafei only scratched his head, and in the latter question, he answered categorically - no help!
The little girl frowned: "But someone told me that only bad people can promote social progress, and in your hometown, it is because of the struggle between good people and bad people that there is the current civilization." He Yafei pondered for a long time before he said, "This is a complex philosophical and sociological problem," and then he disappeared.
The conversation got to this point, and it was a little cold. Yu Wan is distracted by so-called philosophical and sociological problems, which is not her area of expertise. He Yafei was turning his brain quickly, trying to jump out of a topic he was not good at as soon as possible, but fortunately, his thinking habits jumped.
"What happened to the man who was with the Holy Father?"
"Oh," Yu Wan said as if she had been awakened, "he floated back into the void more than a thousand years ago, and his body sent him to Chiwang. ”
"Why don't you send it to Kunwu or Taotang?"
The little girl was very strange that He Yafei would ask this question: "He looks different from you." As she spoke, the little girl's body flickered, one bright and one dark. Yu Wan was a little distracted and a little frustrated: "The time is coming, and I have to go back to work again." ”
He Yafei's eyes are bulging, do you still set an alarm clock when you play with me? The little girl has a bitter face, there is no way, she works hard. He Yafei looked at her sympathetically, she had to feed the people of a planet at such a young age. He asked how much time was left, and the little girl said there were five minutes left. His eyes lit up, why don't you plant a soul yourself, I haven't eaten the food made by the goddess yet. The little goddess was naturally willing, but when He Yafei reported the name of the dish, she wrinkled her face again.
"I really don't want you to eat meat. ”
He Yafei enlightened: "However, human beings are born to eat meat. If you think about it, if you don't give them fake meat, some people will find a way to get real meat to eat. ”
"Hmph, poison him. ”
"But it's a life that is poisoned. ”
The little girl frowned and thought about it, and compromised. He Yafei said again: "I can't satisfy a few people one by one, or I'll give you the recipe and you make it for them to eat." ”
The girl frowned again, and finally her heart was crossed: "Then give it a try, anyway, planting one is also a seed, and planting one is also a seed." But well, I only care about these nearby villages, and I can't take care of other places. ”
He Yafei was overjoyed, and immediately chose the materials he wanted in the gene bank, and carefully talked about the heat and taste. In order to prevent Yu Wan from being distracted and making the same mistake as the baby, he carefully erased the chopstick holes on the meat slices. The little girl tilted her head, why did she take off the chopsticks? He Yafei replied casually, the chopsticks were too thick. The little girl muttered that the toothpick was not thick, but He Yafei didn't care.
Confirming that Yu Wan had written down the recipe distractedly, He Yafei waved his hand and said goodbye to the little girl.
"Uncle apprentice," He Yafei shouted at Qin Bofeng excitedly as soon as he came out. Qin Bofeng didn't know what kind of madness this kid had, how did he become an apprentice uncle? He Yafei didn't care about Qin Bofeng's reaction, and told his distracted conversation with Yu Wan as it was, not more than a word, not a single word.
Qin Bofeng patiently listened to the conversation between these two mentally imperfect children, and when he heard that Yu Wan asked He Yafei to transform himself into a stupid and rude, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then thought about it, what about being stupid and rude for his own kitchen ideals?
He Yafei and Qin Bofeng Gangba finished speaking, and they were still unfinished. I went to the village chief to borrow a mirror again, and he wanted to share today's experience with his friends, but neither Kunzi nor Li Xiang responded. He contacted Yang Mingtai again, and this time he quickly connected to the video. After listening to this, Yang Mingtai said to him that he should cherish this friendship. He Yafei smirked and raised his fist upward, saying that Brother Tai is honest and does not deceive me, it is really exciting. Yang Mingtai asked, do you still think this is a dream? He Yafei continued to smirk, it doesn't matter if he is a dream or not, who cares? It's just wonderful.
He Yafei returned to the room and saw the seed on the table, and he picked it up. "Uncle, Teacher Gangba, do you want to eat some supper, the goddess planted it herself. Qin Bofeng agreed. The three of them planted the seed in the courtyard of the village chief's house. When the husk was opened, He Yafei was dumbfounded, and a small toothpick was inserted on all the meat slices.
Qin Bofeng laughed: "The little girl's prank." ”