Chapter 64: We're Here to Rob
Under the gaze of all the members of the aromatherapy caravan, Bai Ya walked to the side and sat down lightly on the open grass under the shade of greenery. Alicia and Ayaya gracefully stepped on the ground with their right feet on Bai Ya's back, and then little Lori touched its head and let it wander on its own.
Elysia smoothed out the folds in her dress, and pulled her over to the side of the grass to help her tidy up, as if she were performing a stage play. After Angel had laid out the cloth on the grass, Alicia gently took off her beautiful leather sandals and walked up, knelt down in a very elegant position with her hands on the skirt, and began to take out all kinds of exquisite food and drinks from the bracelet and handed them to Angel standing next to her to prepare lunch.
The breeze dragged Alicia's hair and fluttered around. She gently tugged at her silky hair and smiled sweetly at the sigh of nature.
Don't you see that the corners of Anqi's eyes are twitching!?Where's the chairman?Don't hang around in the sky, hurry down and complain!!
Elysia: "I occasionally show my girlish side, author, what are you chirping next to?"
When did you have a girlish feeling!?Nearly half a year ago, you were still a middle-aged uncle, okay!?And if you really have that thing, do you want to force me to change the style of this book from selling cute lilies (pseudo) funny to emotional marrying (fog) washing utensils? Thank you, that's the work of the female frequency, which doesn't match our label!
Next to him, because he was used to the undisciplined image of little Lori, he suddenly saw her so docile, lovely, and educated aristocratic lady, so he was embarrassed by the embarrassment of Anqi, and he made lunch absent-mindedly.
"What's wrong, Sister Angel?" asked Alicia after taking a sip of cool peppermint tea, "Lost your appetite?"
“...... Nothing, I'm fine. Angel was speechless for a moment before grabbing a piece of bread. Let it be thundering in the sky, five thunders will thunder at the top, and the catastrophe will soar and shatter the void, and it is the most practical to fill the stomach first. You see, the night who is eating a lot of food must have a deep understanding of this.
As for Grod, who doesn't know the truth nearby, he completely treats Alicia as the daughter of a big family - he didn't guess wrong. And the reason why he didn't recognize the little Lori whose photos were spread all over the continent was because she was so beautiful that this brother's brain temporarily crashed.
Grod walked over, looking like he wanted to say hello.
"Hello, beautiful young lady. To be able to escape the heat in the same place at noon on a hot summer day is a great blessing for the guidance of the creator God. I'm the master of this caravan next to me, and you can call me Grod. It's a short road from the nearest town of Karinga, so would you be able to walk with us in the afternoon?"
[The tone of not being humble or arrogant, good cultivation, and the ordinary invitation that seems to have no intention is actually the idea of talking and making friends on the road...... This merchant is supposed to be the material for big business, why is the carriage full of worthless knick-knacks?]
Alysia didn't think about it and stopped wasting her brain cells, she smiled at Grod and said, "It's also a pleasure to have more companions on the journey, and I'd be happy to go with you." As for my name......"
Seeing that Alicia hesitated, Grod hurriedly smiled and said, "Needless to say, if it's inconvenient, we people in the market won't care." ”
[A good move to retreat as advance...... If I don't say it, wouldn't I be looking down on civilians because of my status? This guy is kind of interesting, and you can get to know him. 】
"Nothing was inconvenient. Alicia stood up and bowed gracefully to Grod, "My name is Alicia Harris. ”
Then the caravan members who were still talking quietly not far away (because little Lori sat down, everyone wanted to maintain a good image, so they didn't use their usual loud voices) suddenly quieted down.
After more than two months of tireless propaganda by the wet people, as well as countless newspapers and magazines, no one in the entire Western Continent now does not know the meaning of this name. Its master united the natives of the underworld by chance, and with a strategy worthy of adults, they crushed the demon army and stopped their invasion. The girl's story is a legend that has been told to the world, and it is admired by all in this era of peace. ,
No one dared to use the hero's name, except for herself.
Grod was stunned for a while, and then ran to the carriage like a gust of wind and turned out a newspaper - now which newspaper and magazine doesn't print a photo of Lori on the front page, and can't sell a single copy at all, is this the ancestor of the Drow Liwen version of the cute list?
After comparing the deity with the photo, Grod suddenly discovered a truth: no matter how beautiful the photo of a blind date is, it is not as good as meeting the previous person directly, and on the other hand, even if the photo is ugly, maybe people are just not photogenic.
This truth is common to all planes, so please keep it in mind for those of you who are still single.
At the moment when all the members of the aromatherapy were collectively shocked, the mercury lamp that had been walking in the sky flew back, landed on the tablecloth, glanced at the side and asked Xiao Lori, "What kind of cold joke are you talking about again?"
"I'm just telling them my name, why would it be associated with a bad joke?"
"Angel, bring me a cup of black tea. ”
"Don't ignore others, hey, and is it really appropriate to drink hot black tea in the summer!?"
Sure enough, it started to be daily again......
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Grod was just trying to make friends with a big family, but he ran into the legendary brave man - don't think I'd add something else to the last two words - it's like a pain in the end when he was only going to use a fishing boat to catch tuna, but he ended up netting a blue whale.
Grod kept a low profile along the way. He knew his weight, and compared to an ancient super-giant family like Harris, the sales channel, business strategy, and intelligence he mastered were nothing like that. If little Lori is just the daughter of an ordinary aristocratic family, or even a big nobleman, Grod is confident that she can get in touch with her family. But Harris's outrageous family ...... It's too strong to be strong.
Since Grod had no intention of making friends herself, Elysia was happy to be free, and she pulled out a specially exchanged MP3. This little thing that can only play music is very suitable for showing off in public, and its follow-up product ...... The crystal ball in this world can only be watched live, and the resolution is not very good. Those high-end goods with clear images are really going to be taken out again, and there will be a commotion.
Alicia flicked the switch, and a light and melodious music suddenly floated on this boring road, warming everyone's dry hearts. Alicia closed her eyes, put her right hand on her chest, took a deep breath and sang aloud to the music:
"Set off towards the place leading to the sky, and even the small flowers blooming in the field must not know their names......" ("I have a fox fairy in my house" song 1 ED)
Blue sky, white clouds, woods, breeze, birds, roads, horses, car marks...... All the scenery is connected to each other in this song, blending with each other, and finally sublimated. It was as if all things in heaven and earth had become one, and they were deeply intoxicated by the beautiful melody of Elysia.
When the song was finished, Grod opened his eyes reluctantly, and then he was shocked to find a number of unknown men with weapons gathered around the caravan. These guys were now with their eyes closed, just like their own caravan members, with a look of intoxication on their faces. However, after the singing of Little Lori ended, a middle-aged man with a beard finally woke up, only to see him jump up and yell: "Wake up Lao Tzu!"
A thunderclap resounded through the sky, and the people who were still intoxicated immediately came back to their senses, and then looked at each other suspiciously at the people they didn't know.
"Uh, what do you guys have to do?" asked Grod cautiously. The ghost believed that they were attracted by Elicia's singing and came to be the audience, didn't they see that they were carrying heavy weapons in their hands?
"We're here to listen to the song...... Beard showed a fascinated expression, and then he came back to his senses and patted his face vigorously, "No! I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, I set the checkpoint by me, and I set up the cost, and we came to adopt the road expenses...... We're here to rob!"
[Your sister's robbery!Is there a robbery like you!?You are actually just specially arranged by the author to be funny, right?]
In order to ensure the safety of the students, the area around Reeds City has a large number of patrols formed by nearby countries and Reeds City itself to patrol around, and the bandit group should have been severely cracked down a long time ago, why would anyone still commit crimes against the wind? Ya is not afraid of being pulled on the camera as a model, find out a large number of relatives and friends, and sigh how good this child was in the beginning, and now he has taken this road of no return, it is a pity, forcing Ya to tears, entangled, I just want to yell, "You guys are so annoying, hurry up, get out", but in the end, I have no choice but to change" I was wrong, I'm sorry family, I'm sorry, I'm sorry......, I'm sorry
But no matter what, people have already said that they are here to rob.
Grod shrank back: "But we're just a small caravan, and we don't have any valuable goods?"
The beard waved his hand impatiently, "Who said we were going to rob you poor sour merchant?
Alicia's eyes widened as she looked at the other hand's hand pointing at her and the gazes of everyone looking at her.
For the first time, the little Lori was robbed and the Flag was put up gorgeously......!
Alicia took out a handkerchief and bit it in her mouth, made a frightened and pitiful expression, and asked weakly, "Uncle, are you Lolicon?"
This problem is too serious, and the beard hurriedly denied: "Although I like little girls very much, it's not the extent that Lori controls it!"
"No one at home to warm your bed?"
The nature became more serious, and the other party hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no, I won't let you do such a thing as warming the bed!"
"Want an inflatable doll?"
This is already an evil level, right!?Anyway, is this really a question that a little girl can ask!?And don't use the "I'm scared" special expression to maliciously ask this kind of question, you black-bellied little soul!!
The beard was already sweating profusely at the moment: "I'm just going to be a human trafficker again! Why do I feel like my discipline is slowly crumbling in the eyes of others!?"
Because you've chosen the wrong person to rob you......