Chapter 40: See who is more obscene
"Isn't this the two Shabi brothers?" suddenly came a surprised voice on the table next to him.
"Brother Shabi, could it be the Brother Shabi who crisscrossed Anqing City, and the golden gun did not fall Shabi Feng and the silver stick rushed to the sky, Shabi Kun?" a low voice began to sound.
"Isn't it, legend has it that these two brothers have excellent talents, and now they have reached the realm of martial artists before they are thirty years old, and they are fighting all the invincible opponents of the younger generation in Anqing City, and they are about to enter Beijing to participate in the show conference!"
"It's all in the realm of martial artists, this talent is too high, right?"
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Listening to the low voices of discussion next to them, the two Shabi brothers had smug smiles on their faces.
At this time, Shui Xie and Wang Weidong couldn't stop laughing.
"Haha, the golden gun doesn't fall? What kind of title do you have? Why do I sound so lewd!" Wang Weidong's tears of laughter came out, and he couldn't stop.
The same is true of the water pavilion, changing the appearance of the clouds and light breeze on weekdays, laughing more than once, it is rare to encounter such fun, of course, you can't let go of the opportunity.
"The surname is Shabi, why does this surname sound so awkward?"
"What are you laughing at!" Na Sha Bi Feng looked grumpy, and directly flashed a golden spear and slammed it on the ground.
"Dare to provoke our two brothers, don't you want to live!" The younger brother Sha Bikun also stood up openly, and a silver long stick that was more than a foot long was suddenly swung out, pointing at the two of them.
The golden gun came out, the silver stick appeared, and the powerful aura slowly diffused. The guests next to them were all shocked and retreated, and the light singing and dancing on the stage also came to an abrupt end.
"Haha, I really can't stand it, how can there be such a superb product like you in the world?" Wang Weidong was not guarded at all, and still laughed non-stop.
"The golden gun does not fall, the silver stick soars to the sky, how can he give himself such an obscene name! I don't know what kind of characters the two Lingzun are, they will give birth to such a superb son!" Shui Xie also did not show weakness at all, and did not forget to hit the opponent while laughing. I have to say that the two Shabi brothers are so funny, and they really touched the laughing nerves of Shuixie. The indifferent appearance of his usual life has also disappeared.
"You dare to laugh at our two brothers, are you tired of being crooked!" Sha Bifeng's face was flushed, he couldn't bear it anymore, and as soon as he picked up the golden gun, he stabbed at the water pavilion.
"Why don't you untie the acupoint for me!" Shui Xie dodged, dodged the golden gun, and shouted at Wang Weidong. His own skills were sealed by this kid, and now he can't use his internal force, and Shui Xie is very depressed.
"It's okay, just leave these two guys to me to deal with!" Wang Weidong looked indifferent, and kicked out suddenly as he spoke, tilting Sha Bifeng's golden gun to the side. Seeing this, Shuixie smiled bitterly, strengthened his feet, and a dashing harrier turned over and flashed directly to the second floor.
For a while, everyone in the hall was in danger, and they rushed to the door, for fear that this chaotic battle would affect them, and the happy scene before suddenly disappeared.
"Aren't you claiming that the golden gun will not fall? Today, master, I will cut off your golden gun, and see what you will show off your majesty in the future! Wang Weidong looked obscene and smiled evilly, as if he was more worthy of the name of "Silver Stick to the Sky".
The long sword was like a long snake spitting out a letter, and it suddenly struck, instantly entangled with Sha Bifeng's golden gun, and between the two of them, sparks splashed everywhere, Sha Bifeng's spear was obviously not as flexible as the opponent, and the melee naturally fell down. Wang Weidong rose more and more in the war, hehe kept laughing, the long sword danced wildly, and pieces of silver light rain continued to fall, intertwined with the golden light of the golden gun, which looked pleasing to the eye.
"Good swordsmanship, it seems that he must have obtained the true inheritance of Guansong Dao, and even Chen Qingyun's swordsmanship before was far worse than Wang Weidong, and he deserves to be the chief disciple, he really has two hits. The water pavilion watched the battle below from the second floor, and secretly praised in his heart.
Wang Weidong was very accurate and did not destroy the layout in the hall, so the mother Guigong in the Wanhua Building was relieved.
Sha Bifeng is more and more depressed, the more he fights, the more aggrieved he becomes, he usually fights all over the invincible opponents of the young generation in Anqing, and now why don't he open his eyes to provoke this difficult guy, not only does his appearance look obscene, but his swordsmanship is even more obscene, and the long sword is specially designed to greet his lower body, if it weren't for his marksmanship, I don't know how many times he would have been eunuched.
Sha Bifeng couldn't give full play to his advantages in close combat, and he fought and retreated, and he was about to be forced into a corner by Wang Weidong, and he narrowly dodged from the opponent's sword several times, and his lower body was almost lost.
Sha Bikun saw that his brother had fallen behind, and Wang Weidong was so rampant, he was really angry in his heart, and he rushed a few steps violently, waved his long stick, and brought up a fierce wind, and headed towards Wang Weidong under the hood!
Don't look at Wang Weidong's usual big grin, in fact, his mind is quite delicate. Originally, his strength was one line higher than the other party, and he didn't forget to pay attention to the Sha Bikun next to him when he was fighting. Seeing that he finally made a move, Wang Weidong tilted his body to the side, and a lewd and evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Sha Bifeng was originally very aggrieved, but when he saw the empty door in front of his opponent, he was overjoyed, and he didn't think about it, the internal force in his arm surged, and he stabbed forward directly with a sharp shot!
"Ahh
Sha Bifeng was stunned, unable to believe the facts in front of him.
Somehow, his golden spear was inserted between his younger brother Sha Bikun's legs, and a stream of blood sprayed out from between his younger brother's legs, staining his golden spear red, dripping down the long barrel of the spear little by little.
At this time, the hall was silent, only the sound of ticking could be heard, intermittently.
Everyone's eyes widened, and the scene in front of them was completely beyond their imagination.
"How...... How can this be?" Sha Bifeng stammered, his hand holding the spear trembling uncontrollably, "Brother, what's the ......matter?" What's going on? I ...... My gun is stuck in you...... See red?"
Burst!
After hearing Sha Bifeng's question, many guests who had not left couldn't help but spit out the tea in their mouths, bursting into bursts of laughter, and even the water pavilion on the second floor couldn't help laughing. The flower-like women in Wanhualou all showed shame, blush welled up on their cheeks, and hid their faces and snickered.
This world, it's crazy!
Sha Bifeng didn't dare to rashly draw out the golden gun, for fear of causing other changes, so he had to keep his current state and leave it between his younger brother's legs.
Sha Bikun's face turned red, his legs were clamped, he half-squatted on the ground and covered his crotch, in great pain, the sweat on his forehead rolled down, and he muttered in his mouth: "Big brother, your ...... Your gun...... It's so sharp, isn't it...... Is it my sexual happiness in the second half of my life...... Are you going to confess here?"
"Hehe, let you be so rampant before, tell you, master, I'm not easy to mess with, now I've tasted it. Standing on the second floor, Wang Weidong laughed loudly, and a thick obscene atmosphere permeated the hall of Wanhualou.
Many people shuddered when they heard this laughter, and subconsciously covered their crotches with their hands, as if they were afraid that they would also be stabbed.
In the fight just now, those guests didn't see what wonderful tricks Wang Weidong used, obviously there was a golden gun in front of him, a silver stick in his back, and he was attacked by the enemy in the abdomen, how in a blink of an eye, the battle situation became like this. The two brothers of the Shabi family, who were majestic before, are now like lost dogs, extremely depressed, staying in the center of the hall, not knowing what to do.
"Okay, let's stop in moderation, although I don't know what kind of trick you use, but these two are not evildoers, and we can't bully the weak, right?" Shui Xie commanded, but the corners of his mouth still flashed with a smile that could not be concealed.
Shui Xie obviously saw clearly, when Sha Bifeng's spear stabbed at Wang Weidong, Wang Weidong quietly made a handprint, I don't know what kind of strange technique it was, as soon as the handprint was formed, the air was slightly distorted, and then I saw Wang Weidong's figure flash, and the direction of Sha Bifeng's golden spear changed slightly, and it was directly aimed at his brother's legs. And the speed of the gun is extremely fast, and the second Sha Bikun doesn't even have a chance to dodge.
Obviously, the changes in this are beyond Sha Shufeng's control.
"I never bullied the weak, I really didn't know they were so weak before I bullied them. Wang Weidong smiled and defended, and went directly down from the second floor and came to the side of the two brothers of Nashabi.
"You...... What are you going to do?" Sha Bifeng was frightened by Wang Weidong's trick, forgetting that the spear was still inserted between his younger brother's legs, and he hurriedly pulled it out, and pulled out a blood line in the air. Sha Bikun screamed in pain, closed his eyes directly, and fainted.
"Haha!" There are more and more onlookers, laughter continues, the performance of the two Shabi brothers is much more exciting than those Qinglou girls, this night, it is worth the trip.
Wang Weidong looked at Sha Bifeng's nervous appearance, shook his head pretending to be old-fashioned, sighed, and said, "As two examples of failure, you are really too successful. ”
PS: There are a lot of forbidden words when I pass it, and a slightly obscene chapter is presented, I hope everyone will laugh, and I hope that my parents will be happy every day~~~