"Shut up, boy!" the old man who was smoking suddenly yelled, and looked at me with a hideous expression, as if he was going to eat me.

The corners of my mouth went up and I continued to chant the scriptures.

Just kidding, now that I've been poisoned, I'm about to hang up, and I can't get your antidote out of it.

To be honest, in fact, I have no bottom in my heart, and this old man does not have a painful expression on the surface, so don't the scriptures work?

If it really just upsets this old man, I'm going to cry and faint in the toilet.

When the time comes, the old man is angry, and he won't kill me.

I also feel the abnormality of my body now, and my stomach hurts terribly!

I kind of understand, this is a broken intestine Gu, Gu worms will burrow into your stomach, follow your stomach into your small intestine, absorb nutrients, and then multiply in large numbers, that is, self-replication.

Then instead of going with the flow, you will actively bite through your intestines and run into another intestine to absorb nutrients and continue to reproduce.

This feeling is so cool, don't want it......

Even cold sweat broke out on the old man's face, but he was still struggling to support himself, glaring at me.

I am no better, secretly recovering the true essence and reciting the scriptures in my mouth. I can't stand the stomach ache.

You can think about the broken intestine grass in the novel, I feel as uncomfortable as eating the broken intestine grass now.

But my heart couldn't be calm for a long time, and I longed to scold all the strong people of Buddhism over and over again.

I saw that the little monk's Buddhist scriptures were so powerful, so I secretly went to the little monk and asked for a Buddhist scripture that the little monk didn't dare to practice, and wanted to cultivate the Tao and Buddhism.

Although there is no future for the dual cultivation of Taoism and Buddhism in general, I only need strength, and I will have strong power within five years.

The little monk found this sutra a few years ago.

Buddhism seems to be isolated from the world, not asking about the world, accumulating virtue and doing good, but in fact, some Buddha's face is ugly.

There is nothing wrong with ordinary Buddhist scriptures, just praising the great achievements of the Bodhisattva or the Buddha, but some metaphysical Buddhist scriptures will have a hypnotic effect and make you a faithful believer in Buddhism.

It is precisely because the little monk saw through this that he betrayed Buddhism, went out on a trip, and was ready to see the vicissitudes of the world.

Every one of these sutras has a Buddhist mind, and they will hypnotize you and make you a believer.

The little monk also dared to cultivate only after he had wiped out the true intention of Buddhism, and in this Buddhist scripture, his soul did not enter the Buddhist scripture, and he was directly devoured, not to mention destroying the true intention.

I also had the mentality of giving it a try, and I almost got killed!

As I kept reciting the Buddhist scriptures, a giant Buddha appeared in my mind, chanting the scriptures and spitting out the truth like a little monk.

The giant Buddha was full of compassion and praised the scriptures, as if he wanted to benefit all sentient beings.

Below, there are thousands of living beings, angry energy, corpse energy, ghost energy, yin energy, death energy, evil energy, resentment energy, demonic energy, and demonic energy.

The giant Buddha walks slowly, and with every step, a golden lotus flower will appear, and the secret technique of Buddhism will give birth to a lotus step by step.

Every verse of the Scriptures intoxicated me.

Every sentence seemed to be issued by the giant Buddha, but in fact it was issued by me, and I muttered in my mouth, gradually lost.

"Stop! I'm taking it, stop me, give you the antidote!"

I was awakened by the old man's words, and I returned to reality in an instant.

Damn, my soul power has been blessed with five demons, but it still can't work, so I can almost return to reality and wipe out the true meaning of this giant Buddha.

If it weren't for the old man's words, I would have become an old bald donkey.

"The antidote, you know. ”

I bit the tip of my tongue hard to sober myself up, and yelled at the old man with a hideous face.

The old man waved a pill and threw it to me, saying that it was a pill, but it was actually a small brown ball that was not round in the middle of winter, like a glass bead.

I inquired for a while, swallowed it in one gulp, looked at the old man and said, "You know how to do alchemy, this is the art of alchemy!"

The corners of the old man's mouth rose, and a handful of ashes were scattered in the air, covering his body, and he disappeared, leaving only one sentence: "Wait, my sect will not let you go!"

I frowned and said, "Waiting for you!"

"Ahem...... Ahem. ”

The old man was so angry that he coughed directly.

Back to reality, I was in the same hospital room.

"Gollum~"

A discordant sound rang out, and I touched my reader, smiled wryly, put on my denim suit, went through the discharge procedures, and walked out of the hospital.

Walk into a nearby beef noodle restaurant and start binge-eating mode.

It's been a pain in my stomach these days, and I've been drinking porridge, and I'm about to become porridge when I drink it.

Ye Linglong is really, my tongue, esophagus, and stomach are all burned.

I was finally able to eat the food I liked, and I was in a good mood.

Unexpectedly, the charging standard of this restaurant is five yuan for small bowls and one yuan for large bowls.

I didn't hesitate to ask for a small bowl to "save money", but the waiter brought a bowl about the size of a pot, full of noodles.

Then hand over a sign.

I looked at the sign, with a bitter face, and read it out: "Disc action, waste a catty, a fine of 100." ”

Then I kept switching between my body and the body of the demons, and when I finished eating, I cried the boss.

When I walked out of the hotel, I saw a group of people watching the excitement on the side of the road, and it seemed that something had happened.

I walked over with great interest, relying on my metaphysical physique to squeeze in.

A young man dressed in a name brand sat on the ground, hurrying, and next to him was an old man.

The old man fainted on the ground, convulsed, foaming at the mouth, no, black foam.

The young man knelt on the ground, cried, and said, "Who is the doctor, save people!"

The Yin and Yang Eyes will automatically open at the beginning of the month and the fifteenth day of the month, and it is now, so I can see the problem in the old man.

I stepped forward and half-crouched in front of the old man.

The young man grabbed me by the shoulders and cried, "You're a doctor?"

Although he was crying, the contempt was overflowing.

I frowned, but I didn't say anything, I'm too young, and that's normal.

"Is there water? I need water. "I pressed the old man's Heavenly Spirit Acupoint and Renzhong Acupoint, and said to the surroundings.

According to the heavenly spirit, it is to calm the ghosts, and according to the people, it is to calm the soul.

I suddenly saw the clothes inside the old man's coat, it was actually a military uniform, there were so many little stars there, my God, General!

A girl handed over a bottle of mineral water and said, "This is new." ”

"Thank you. I nodded and took the mineral water.

I put the backpack down, rummaged through the inside of the backpack, used the backpack to disguise my movements, developed the charm into powder, and wrapped it in yellow paper.

Open the cap, pour out a part of the water, pour the powder into it, shake it well, and prepare to feed it to the old general.

When the young man saw it, he was immediately anxious, and slapped my hand away, fortunately I am good, otherwise a rune paper will be in vain.

"What are you doing!" the young man questioned.

I frowned and asked, "Do you want this old guy to die?"

I flew out with one kick and kicked the young man away, ready to feed the old man.

If it were ordinary people, I would have left them to fend for themselves, but this is a general, and I have to build some relationships.