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When I first ate the blue 'colored' fruit, I didn't feel anything, and the blue 'colored' fruit tasted good and sweet. Xi Xue was the same, looking at me with big eyes, as if to ask: Is there anything else? A minute has passed, two minutes have passed... In the fifth minute, I finally gradually had a reaction, my whole body began to gradually hurt sharply, Xi Xue also had her feet in the sky, her four paws waving back and forth, her lovely eyes were slightly narrowed, and she looked very painful, I hugged Xi Xue, while enduring the pain, I gently stroked her fluffy 'hair'. And this feeling of 'desire' immortal 'desire' to die reminds me of an incident that once happened, a thing that I will never forget...

It was when I was in the second year of high school.,There's a freshman in the class.,It's a 'very'lewd' boy.,But the 'sex' personality is more cheerful.,Within a few days, it's 'mixed' with the people in the class.,At the end of class.,This thing began to brag.,Said that he has been diligent and hardworking since he was a child.,So he read all the island blockbusters at a young age!

Brother Nuo, who has the title of 'Little Prince of Yellow Films', was not happy on the spot when he heard this, and said in his heart that Nima is trying to steal my limelight? This kid was so arrogant when he first came, if he didn't give him a dismount, he would have to get it in the future? Brother Nuo thought like this, while he went to the toilet after class, Brother Nuo and I also followed, Brother Nuo angrily proposed a duel, whoever wins, who can have the title of "Little Prince of Yellow Films"!

The lewd boy took out the big bird and asked arrogantly, "What kind of duel method, is it bigger than whom?"

Wow rub... Brother Nuo and I were a little stunned, compared with the big bird of this goods, ours is simply a little quail, he does have arrogant capital!! And Brother Nuo has been competitive since he was a child, and he was even more unconvinced when he saw the big bird of this goods, and immediately asked: "Do you have to go home on time after school every day?"

"No, my parents are out of town, and I live with 'milk' and 'milk'. ”

"Okay, come with me to my house in the evening, let's have a fight!"

"What kind of fighting method? What if I go with you and you two clean me up? I can't beat you two. ”

"Don't worry!" Brother Nuo also finished sprinkling 'pee' at this time, patted him on the shoulder with the hand holding the 'toothpick' just now and said: "It's all said that it's Wendou, Brother Mo and I are both people in the rivers and lakes, and we know the morality of the rivers and lakes, so we won't do things that bully more and less." ”

The lewd boy knocked off Brother No's hand, slapped his shoulder twice and said, "Okay! I'll go with you after school tonight!" Then he straightened his clothes and walked out of the toilet door.

Looking at the back of the lewd boy who walked away, I asked, "Brother Nuo, how did we do this kid at night?"

Brother Nuo was not in a hurry, smiled mysteriously, and said in a low voice: "Brother Mo, didn't we buy a bottle of Viagra online two days ago... Hum... It's up to it tonight!"

"What do you want to do?" I asked, wide-eyed.

Brother Nuo patted me on the shoulder with the hand that was holding the toothpick just now and said, "Don't worry, Brother Mo, it's not what you think." I'm going to compete with him tonight!"

"Concentration?" I asked curiously, "How do you compare?"

"Whoever eats more and lasts longer will win!"

Wo, Wo trough... Nima is too amazing, isn't it? Viagra's 'drug' effect is well known, and the game to take viagra is such a desperate idea, only Brother Nuo, a strange man in the world, can think of it, and I have to call him Brother Nuo respectfully!!

Time flies unconsciously and in a blink of an eye, it was time for school in the evening, and the lewd boy returned to Nogo's house with us. At that time, Nuoge's parents were doing business in other places all the year round, and they only went home during the Chinese New Year, so there was no one in his family. Brother Nuo rummaged through the cabinets and tossed for a long time before he took out a white 'colored' bottle with English labels from under the 'bed'.

We sat on the sofa, sitting in a triangle, looking at each other, the white 'colored' bottle with all English labels in the center of the table, and an invisible momentum emanating from the three of us...

Brother Nuo said slowly: "This bottle of Viagra was bought online by me and Brother Mo a few days ago, a bottle of 100 capsules, we will compete today to see who eats the most and lasts the longest, if anyone goes to the toilet first, even if they lose! Do you understand the rules?"

"Huh! I can tell you in advance, you two are going to lose!" said the lewd boy dismissively.

I corrected: "It's not that the two of us lost, I won't participate, only Brother Nuo is just competing with you." ”

"Hmph... Sensational!"

"Who the are you talking about?!" I slapped the table and stood up.

"Whoever doesn't dare to participate, who is a sensational, Lao Tzu dares to come here single-handedly, and you don't participate?" the lewd boy still said contemptuously.

This angered me, and I slapped the table again: "Okay! I'll play with you!Boy, I'm going to let you cry today!" I let out a cruel remark, and sat down.

Chen Nuo looked at me twice and said, "Okay, let's each take five pills first!" As he spoke, Brother Nuo poured out fifteen blue 'colored' small 'medicine' tablets from the bottle, and put five in front of each person.

Brother Nuo and I looked at each other, and said that we couldn't lose to him, so Brother Nuo and I swallowed the water.

Brother Nuo took out a big box again, which was full of discs, which was our favorite blockbuster, Brother Nuo picked a plate and put it in the DVD player, and then the three of us sat on the sofa and watched the 'exciting' little movie... Ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed...

I feel that I am already full of ** at this time, and under the influence of the "medicine", I just want to rush into the toilet as soon as possible and carry out the great left-right fighting radio gymnastics! But I just let go of the cruel words, and I rushed into the toilet at this time, doesn't it prove that I am really sensational? Damn! Lao Tzu endures !!

I turned my head to look at Brother Nuo and the lewd boy with a flushed face, this look made me feel more surprised, the two of them were still very normal at this time, and the lewd boy was even more breezy and crossed Erlang's legs', enjoying the movie on the screen, and Brother No's expression was still normal at this time... These two have such a strong stamina?

Another ten minutes passed ... Brother No's expression was still normal, he glanced at the lewd boy contemptuously, picked up the bottle, poured out ten more blue 'colored' small 'medicine' tablets, and then ate them in one bite!

The lewd boy sneered, as if he didn't care about Brother Nuo, and poured out ten blue 'colored' small 'medicine' tablets from the bottle, chewed jelly beans and ate them, I saw that they both had eaten, and my stubborn temper of not admitting defeat also came up, tremblingly grabbed the bottle, poured out ten grains, and ate it with water! I must not lose to this lewd boy! I told myself this in my heart...

Another twenty minutes passed ... Nogo changed a disc and sat down on the couch again, his face already reddened. And I, at this time, not only blushed, but even my eyes were red, and I just wanted to rush into the toilet immediately to do the 'seductive' 'left and right mutual fight radio gymnastics'', one-two-three-four, two-two-three-four...

Another ten minutes have passed, and I already feel that I am about to hallucinate, this feeling of 'desire' burning my body is too ***, just when I want to rush into the toilet desperately, I saw Brother Nuo grab the bottle on the table again, pour out twenty blue 'color' small 'medicine' tablets from it!!

Warrior!! there are only these two words left in my heart at this time, and my admiration for Brother Nuo at this time is like a surging river... And when I was stunned, I saw the lewd boy grab the bottle on the table, open the cap, and pour it directly into his mouth!

My eyes widened and my eyes widened as we watched this incredible scene!

The lewd boy also blushed slightly, and he said lightly: "I won." "Then I grabbed my school bag, opened the 'door' of Nuoge's house, and walked outside...

I swallowed and said, "This Nima is the real master!"

Chen Nuo didn't answer, but quickly stood up and ran towards the toilet!

I also quickly stood up, flew up from behind, kicked Chen Nuo to the ground directly, and then rushed into the toilet first!

Entering the toilet, I lock the 'door' and ...

Ten minutes later... Brother Nuo's chaotic footsteps walked outside for ten minutes! Brother Nuo said anxiously: "Brother Mo, you are my own brother, I beg you, come out quickly, I can't stand it." ”

"Nima, don't push me! The more you push me, the more nervous I get! The more nervous I get, the more I can't get out!" I shouted inside.

"Then what should I do?" Nogo's voice trembled, and he was about to cry.

"Fix it on the spot!" I said inside.

"No, Brother Mo, I can't see that the toilet can't be solved, it's been so many years, I'm used to it, I must see the toilet to solve it successfully! Nogo pleaded.

I ruthlessly refused inside: "No, I'm not used to men watching me do 'left and right radio gymnastics', why don't you 'plug' your head into the refrigerator to cool down?"

"Nima, I can't stand it anymore! You can solve it here slowly, I'm going to go downstairs to my aunt's house to borrow a toilet!"

"Hey, don't go! You want to burn yourself now, don't give the aunt's daughter' downstairs... "Before I could finish speaking, I heard a slamming sound of the door... I did the sacred left-right fight radio gymnastics with my left hand, drew a cross in front of my chest with my right hand, and whispered solemnly: "Brother Su, bless Brother Nuo not to do anything stupid... ”

Today's three watches.