Chapter 20 The Second Senior Brother of Pickled Rice

Looking at the back of the pig demon leaving, Kunzi was very puzzled by its behavior of not eating. "What's wrong with it?"

"I miss the second senior sister. Zhou Lin replied very simply, but Kunzi really couldn't understand the logical relationship between the second senior sister and the meat block. Zhou Lin thought about it a lot, no wonder this guy was ashamed to say that he wanted to talk about it when he was looking for meat, didn't he want to attack Tan Yuan before for this purpose? The man on the opposite side, who was nearly two meters tall, waited for him to solve his puzzles with pure eyes.

"Estrus. Zhou Lin replied very bluntly this time, but Kunzi still looked ignorant, he smiled and scolded: "You kid is practicing children's skills, you are purer than a virgin." No, don't you know everything at the age of sixteen or seventeen? You're nineteen, aren't you pretending? ”

Kunzi really doesn't know much about this, Kunzi's old man usually doesn't care about him except for practicing with him, he eats and drinks with He Yafei since he was a child, He Yafei knows a lot, and there are a lot of adult blockbusters on the computer, but at the age of sixteen or seventeen, his skin is not thick enough to show off these things, and Kunzi doesn't seem to have mentioned this need, He Yafei is also happy to pretend to be pure in front of him. Maybe two years older, He Yafei will give Kunzi a treasure. There was a course in this area in the junior high school physiology and hygiene class, but the teacher talked nonsense as soon as he started class, and he didn't know what he wanted to say.

Looking at Kunzi's expression. Zhou Lin shook his head helplessly, it seemed that it was innocent, not pretending. So he gave him science with patience, and he has always seen male and female dogs mating. Kunzi understood now, it turned out to be this thing. It's not that this kid doesn't understand it at all, it's just that he doesn't associate it with that aspect, and it's still pure! In the future, it is necessary to popularize the basic knowledge of physiology and hygiene for this kid, but Jiuqiu is so big, but there are not many people, and hundreds of thousands of people are scattered on this more than one billion square kilometers of land, in case this kid is enlightened, and he has the same spring as the second senior brother, where can he find a woman for him? Is it possible to cut a piece of meat for him as well? Zhou Lin hurriedly drove the messy thoughts out of his mind.

The charcoal balls danced around the meat, but Kunzi stared at the lump of meat, came here to either eat the fruit or eat the so-called dishes in the fruit, and had never seen anything that made a fire, although Kunzi also wanted to eat meat, but he really didn't have the courage to bite this pile of slippery and greasy raw meat. Zhou Lin didn't bother to explain, handed him the knife and asked him to cut off the meat piece by piece, but he took out a round ball the size of a lead ball from the sack, swiped it twice in his hand, and put it on the mud floor. Zhou Lin took out more than a dozen round balls and stacked them neatly into a solid circle on the ground. The ball burns with a fire fold at a point. The flames are not high, but they are full of heat, much like the state of a charcoal fire. Zhou Lin seemed to explain to Kunzi, and seemed to be talking to himself, "Don't ask me, I don't know what the hell this is, it's good to use it to make a fire, there is this thing on the edge of the weak water of Sifang Mountain, but the number is not very large, Mr. suspects that this thing is produced in Sifang Mountain." ”

He took the meat slices in Kunzi's hand, and threw them on the ochre fire one by one, he was very accurate, and the meat slices were stacked neatly one by one. He took out a spice cone, sprinkled white powder on the meat, and without Kunzi asking, he said to himself, this salt is also grown, and the gentleman is really amazing, as if there is nothing he can't grow. In fact, most of the time Kunzi doesn't ask questions, not so much that he is solving Kunzi's doubts, but that his own mouth can't be idle. Fortunately, after getting along for so many days, Zhou Lin has also adapted to this feeling, Kunzi is the same kind of person, it is better than talking to himself in front of a group of Tan Yuan.

Then he looked at the unevenly thick slices of meat on the ochre and frowned, this knife work was a little shabby. Kunzi used a knife to cut meat for the first time, and he used to open his mouth with rice at Fei Touzi's place. Zhou Lin couldn't help but exchange jobs with Kunzi, he handed Kunzi a pair of long chopsticks and asked him to flip through the meat slices at any time. He took out a piece of cloth with the texture of a leaf from the sack and placed it next to the meat pile. Seeing Zhou Lin keep taking out such and such things from the sack, Kunzi, who lacked curiosity, couldn't help but ask, are you a robot cat? Zhou Lin laughed, you guessed it, this is Doraemon's pocket.

He carried his knife like the wind beside the pile of meat, and the well-proportioned pieces of meat flew onto the cloth. Have you ever seen a Shanxi god-level knife noodle master shaving noodles? This is how it feels. Kunzi was also stunned by this hand, and forgot to turn over the meat slices for a while. Zhou Lin is cutting the meat, and he still has the leisure to take care of Kunzi, don't be stunned, turn the meat, turn the fourth piece in the second row, the first piece in the fourth row, yes, just that piece, the fifth piece is pasted, give the charcoal round. The charcoal balls had already circled the fire, and every time a piece of mushy meat flew out, it would cause a rush of commotion.

After a while, Zhou Lin came over with a bunch of meat slices wrapped in a cloth, and he glanced at the meat on the fire with regret. Kunzi doesn't talk nonsense, the chopsticks are picked one by one, and the meat slices on the fire are cleaned up in the blink of an eye.

"Get out of the way, what else can you kid do besides fighting?"

Kunzi smiled, "I'm good at eating." ”

"Lao Tzu, this is the life of a nanny. Zhou Lin sighed, and was about to concentrate on the barbecue, but in the distance, the second senior brother howled excitedly, his voice was sour, a long drought is a rain, and a dead wood is spring. Zhou Lin sent a wave of consciousness to the pig demon in the distance: "Take your second senior sister, climb a little farther away for Lao Tzu, and then make noise, be careful that Lao Tzu castrates you." The pig demon's voice disappeared, and he shook his head, steadied himself, and tried to get rid of all the mess around him.

When Zhou Lin was barbecuing, Kunzi was a little idle, he asked a question about the menstrual pill, and he was very concerned about this kind of thing that could yin people. Zhou Lin explained in detail, this thing is actually not a pill, this is a beetle parasitic in the stomach of the Li Qin bird, called the fruit Gu worm, which feeds on the mixture of Li Qin bird's stomach juice and food, which is its only food. The worm wakes up once a month to feed, and if it parasits on the wrong host and can't find the food it wants, it will become agitated and scratch the host's stomach wall. It takes about two to three hours to wake up each time, after which it falls asleep again. If it fails to find food three times in a row, it clumps into a small ball, disguises itself as a fruit, and is excreted with the host's feces, waiting for the next host. And so on until you find the right host. Li Qinniao has a problem, if he is scratched on his neck, he will vomit, and the vomit is dried and pilled is the antidote. In fact, the second senior brother only had to endure the pain for two or three hours three times, and the fruit Gu worm would leave it, but now with the antidote, the fruit Gu worm would always follow it.

"Mean, insidious. Kunzi scolded.

Zhou Lin smiled, not annoyed. In fact, the fruit worm is not without benefits, it seems to be able to improve the reproductive ability of the Li Qin bird. From four or five birds 60,000 years ago, there are now nearly 200,000 birds. Some people believe that both husband and wife swallowing fruit worms at the same time may increase the chance of conception, but after trying, it is found that it only increases **, which is not very helpful for human conception. Thinking of this, Zhou Lin suddenly felt inappropriate, will the frequency of estrus in the second senior brother increase a lot in the future?

This is a difficult problem, Kunzi frowned and thought for a while, and said tentatively: "Why not mud and some water?"

Zhou Lin laughed, who said that this kid is stupid and simple, he must be even more stupid and simple. Well, it looks like this person is himself. Thinking through the second senior brother's question, Zhou Lin was in a good mood, and the grilled meat seemed to be more fragrant.

Zhou Lin's barbecue skills are indeed very good, and the heat is just right. The flesh of the giant newt worm is elastic and strong, but after chewing, it is very easy to turn into slag, delicious and delicious, Kunzi can't stop eating, and even the naughty charcoal ball is quietly tasting delicious at the moment. If it weren't for the sour and tooth-wrenching call of the second senior brother faintly heard from time to time in the distance, this would undoubtedly be an unforgettable and wonderful picnic.

At this time, Zhou Lin and Kunzi had already changed back into their usual clothes. Kunzi looked at Zhou Lin, from protective clothing to sack clothing, he was very uncomfortable, and asked Zhou Lin why he didn't have a decent clothes, Zhou Lin said that the decent clothes were torn by Tan Yuan, more than a dozen. Kunzi asked why he didn't wear protective clothing when he recovered these guys. Zhou Lin said that the protective clothing was sent by Mr. Rang later. Kunzi asked again, then why don't you let Mr. send a few clothes that he usually wears? Zhou Lin rolled his eyes, this guy is full of food and talks. He said: "Of course there are new clothes, but I don't want to wear them, maybe one day the fight will be torn again, you have them, keep them all, and wait until you leave this hellish place to wear them." ”

After eating the meat, the big belly and round belly of the charcoal circle lay on the ground, Kunzi was also satisfied, lying on the ground warmed by the sun, today is the real improvement of the food. The second senior brother seems to have ended the bullying of the "second senior sister" at this time, and he doesn't know what he is doing. Zhou Lin worked hard, and he divided the remaining meat into three pieces, one of which he cut into thin slices of meat and spread it on the ground. He was going to dry some jerky, and the afternoon sun and the warm mud made the meat slices dehydrate quickly, and the other two pieces of meat were also carefully wrapped in cloth by him. After all this, Zhou Lin lay down on the ground, and the snoring of Kunzi and Tanyuan was already coming and going.

When Zhou Lin woke up, the sun was already in the east, he looked at the bracelet, it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon. Kunzi also woke up, sat on the side and came back to his senses, the color of the dehydrated meat slices had turned dark red, and a few charcoal balls were chatting next to the meat slices. The snorting sound came, it was the second senior brother who came back, and he still had meat in his mouth, but the meat was missing a lot, and the hole that Zhou Lin poked out with a knife still had white thick slurry oozing out, sliding down the meat block and dripping on the muddy ground.

"The bottom line? What about the festival? It actually ate the meat of the errand, and it was disgusting. Zhou Lin began to regurgitate.

"It's your mount. Kunzi screamed, "Second Senior Sister is so miserable!" he sat on the ground and laughed wildly. After eating and drinking, Kunzi will be more excited, and his brain will be more active.

The pig demon hummed in its mouth, took small steps, and looked well-behaved and flattering, and it gently placed the piece of meat that exuded a strong male hormone smell at Zhou Lin's feet, to show that it was not willing to eat alone and was willing to share. Frightened, Zhou Lin hurriedly took a step back, "Take it and take it, you keep it for yourself." The pig demon was overjoyed, and hurriedly picked up the piece of meat and rolled aside. Zhou Lin suddenly had a trace of "resentment" in his heart, since he was sent to Wufu by his husband, he had never seen a normal one. Just thinking about it, he was slapped on the shoulder, "Brother, if you want to open up, thrift is also a virtue, and your mount is very good." Looking at Shi Shiran walking towards Tan Yuan's Kunzi, Zhou Lin was stunned, who is this guy?

The piece of meat that was originally intended to be left for the pig demon was confiscated by Zhou Lin, so let it continue to enjoy the "Second Senior Sister". On the way back, Zhou Lin refused to ride the second senior brother.