Elysia: "Can I spit out before the main story begins?"

Where did you get the groove before you started?

Elysia: "Don't you think the title of this chapter is vulgar and scummy!?"

I'm so sorry I like RPGs!!

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Lysia was speechless and took over an unusually difficult diplomatic task from the leader of the harpy, and then grabbed the latter's wings and said with tears in her eyes, "Do you sell insurance here?"

"We've been dealing with a batch of coffins at a special price in the last few days, do you want to?"

“......”

Seeing that Little Lori no longer spoke, the leader called Gray Ling and said, "You can accompany this human girl to lead the way for her in a while." It's nothing for a centaur, so don't get involved in the cave, let her go in alone. ”

"Patriarch, is this okay? let her face the black dragon alone......"

"If she can't even invite the strongest combat force here, then what kind of coalition will she build?"

Alicia agreed: "Yes, we are at an extreme disadvantage right now, and the danger of increasing our strength is worth taking. So, before we leave, I think we'd better get to know each other, right? My name is Alicia Harris. ”

Then Alicia changed into the strange expression of embarrassment as if she had been struck by lightning when they met for the first time just now, looked at the long blond hair, plump breasts, white off-the-shoulder hot coat and lilac short skirt that just reached the hips, and asked with a hopeful face, "May I know your name?"

Although the other party behaved strangely, the leader replied, "My name is Peacock Dance." ”

"Ding!!Congratulations on discovering the anime character Peacock Dance during your travels. Now it's time to draw random prizes – it's done. Congratulations on obtaining the one-time card 'Harpy's Feather', which negates all traps in the designated location. "It's the sound of the system.

And little Lori doesn't even have the strength to vomit anymore.

"Do you want me to prepare a blanket for you?" Peacock Dance, looking at Lori's trembling eyes, was about to roll around on the ground.

As soon as these words came out, before the blanket could be delivered, Alicia was already laughing and rolling to the ground.

By the time Elysia had finally calmed down, Peacock Dance had already led her troops to rescue the dwarves.

"Sorry for the delay. Alicia took a deep breath and spat it out, steading her emotions and saying, "Well, let's go, Aunt Greyling." ”

The gray feather on the side jumped on the door of her head, reached out and grabbed the single ponytail of the little Lori, leaned her face over, and said with a black expression: "It's my sister!"

“...... Okay, Sister Grey Feather. ”

=============================I'm ============================= my sister's dividing line

Being held in the arms of a plump woman is very beautiful for a man, and if this woman also stretches out a pair of beautiful wings from her back and flies in the sky, it is definitely a romantic thing. But if this woman's wings are not only gray and inconspicuous, but also keep shedding feathers, the soft little hands have become sharp and hard claws, the smooth and delicate back is covered with a large number of feathers, the place where she flies is not the brilliant night sky or the clear blue sky, but the underground world that is as dark as the bottom of the sea, and most importantly, the man who should have been able to enjoy killing in the woman's arms has become a soft girl, romantic or something, you can go and replace the hunt and lilies.

This is how Alicia was carried by Gray Ling and flew all the way, and walked lightly, not only did she not bring anything, but she also fell into the mouth of the cleaning aunt with a bad evaluation of scattering feathers.

The chief of the centaur tribe just now, Arhan, really didn't deal with the harpy, but he gave Alicia a lot of good looks. The race, which had been free to roam the vast plains of the Land of Despair, fought valiantly when the demons invaded, but were nearly wiped out. Later, when the coalition retreated, the humans of the Western Continent prepared several boats for these homeless creatures, and pulled all the remaining centaurs to the Western Continent to settle down. For a long time, the centaurs entered the underworld after losing their battle for the steppe with the orcs. Humans are on the verge of forgetting them, but centaurs still remember their kindness.

So Lori's proposal was quickly accepted by Arhan.

And now, only the black dragon that knows the details is left. ,

According to the information given by Peacock Dance, the black dragon appeared decades ago. He burned down the countless leprosy frogs that had inhabited the great cavern—some kind of inferior herbivore, the same thing that Grey Feather's mouth had been slowly torn apart by playing hide and seek with him—and then took over the cavern, and began to enclose the land as king.

No one in the vicinity dared to provoke this uncle, and everyone invariably kept a low profile. And the black dragon is also very face-saving, he didn't come out to play soy sauce everywhere in three days, just lying in the hole and counting gold coins to play.

The two sides have maintained such a strange situation and have been neighbors for decades - everyone only knows that the other party is a black dragon, just like people now only know that the opposite neighbor is a human.

As for the black dragon's money-hungry character...... One day, a team of human adventurers went deep into the area, and they found the sleeping black dragon, so they whimsically planned to slay the dragon - and in the end, only a fat man ran out wearing only shorts. This peculiar human naturally aroused the curiosity of the locals, and in his tearful recount, everyone finally learned: the black dragon had turned all the people of the party to ashes, and only the wealthy employer was able to get out of it by handing over all his possessions—he had planned to leave a few children to ride home, but he was unexpectedly turned into a bare pig by the black dragon.

The black dragon's money-hungry character suddenly became a household name.

The hapless fat man didn't make it back to the surface in the end—he was caught by a harpy and robbed of his ......

Recalling the information about the Black Dragon from Peacock Dance, Alicia wiped a cold sweat that didn't exist and asked Gray Feather, "That, Gray Feather...... Sister, what do you think of that black dragon?"

"Money junkies. ”

"I see. When I go in, I should be holding a sign that says: 'If you want money, you don't have to die, you don't want to rob the color first, and I will warm the bed'.

“...... You're really here to destroy the Demon Portal instead of making a special trip to be funny?"

"I'm actually here to make soy sauce. Elysia, the founder of the Soy Sauce Ministries passing by, straightened up her stockless little breasts and replied proudly.

Gray Ling, who had already flown to the vicinity of the entrance of the dragon's lair, threw the little Lori into it without hesitation.

"Yike~~~~~~~~~!"

With a sweet and lovely exclamation, the little Lori "chirped" and the whole person faced the wall in a large font and stuck it hard, slowly sliding down.

Gray Feather, who had already flown into the distance, suddenly had auditory hallucinations such as "You damn Obasan" and "The old demon girl that no one wants".

Alicia quickly stopped grumbling, for the shaking ground behind her and the cacophony of metal and rock were a reminder that the cave's owner was coming.

It was a huge black scaly creature, much like a lizard that had been magnified countless times, but on his back was a pair of black fleshy wings, announcing the essential difference between himself and the lizard—he was a flying lizard! The black dragon's wings were now gathered together to reduce the space, but they still collided slightly with the stone wall of the cave. The metallic sound of friction undoubtedly showed how high the defense of the dragon scales was, and as a black dragon that relied on defense and hand-to-hand combat, little Lori did not doubt that these scales could block the so-called forbidden spells.

This majestic and beautiful creature came up to Alicia and bowed her head and said, "Human, still a little girl, what are you doing in my cave?"

Alicia had to admit that even if the black dragon spoke in a normal tone, it was equivalent to a roar to ordinary people.

The little Lori who was rubbing her ears was possessed by her soul at this moment, and she saw her raise her head and chest and stomach, clear her throat vigorously, and after inhaling hard, she shouted loudly with her hands on her hips:

"I'm here to sell!!"

At this moment, all the sales directors on the planet are full of internal cows...... Why didn't you recruit this master who dared to sell in the face of dragons? That's a dragon, hey! They are the most famous iron rooster, grande, miser, and miser in the world, and no one should try to pull out even a trace of gold dregs from the dragon's collection. As for robbing the dragon...... Given that the other party, even an individual of an ordinary population, has a level 6 or even level 7 strength after adulthood, the robber is either a master or a madman, and normal people would not do that.

And now, this beautiful little Lori in front of her actually claims to be selling to the dragon that is not plucked?,

The black dragon stretched out his right paw and pinched his toes, ready to knock Alicia out of the hole. This method of forcefully rejecting a salesman is something that only dragons can do.

But the black dragon couldn't knock the little Lori out in the end.

I saw that Alicia unhurriedly took out a beautifully packaged box with a gorgeous cover from the space bracelet, and then opened it on the ground. It was a condensed map of the world, with a never-ending circle, a few colorful chess pieces next to it, presumably to represent different players, and a bunch of cards with text written on them, which were supposed to be used to draw various triggers at specific locations on the map, but none of that mattered, the biggest thing that attracted the black dragon's big flickering eyes was the stack of small pieces of paper neatly arranged in a colorful place.

As a black dragon's innate instinct for wealth, he believes that those small pieces of paper represent the coins in the game.

The Black Dragon became interested - collecting wealth was his eternal hobby, even if it was just a game.

By the way, if you haven't guessed which game this is, I'm here to introduce a casual game for all ages - Monopoly.

"You can try it out for free first. Alicia said kindly to the Black Dragon with the perfect professional smile she had cultivated in the workplace before her reincarnation.

The black dragon's eyes suddenly lit up: "Free!?"

"Yes, this is to give you a preliminary understanding of our products. After all, no one would buy a product they don't know about, would they?" explained Alicia, who had completely substituted herself as a shopping guide.

"Eun, you're so right!

After explaining the rules, Alicia smiled at the black dragon and said, "Do you remember everything, and how about I move the pieces and roll the dice on your behalf?"

"Oh, not necessarily. Of course I'm going to have to play such a fun game myself. ”

Can you imagine a mountain-sized creature in front of you quickly shrinking into a life-size doll that is not much taller than a 1.2-meter-tall loli......

As a pseudo-otaku, Alicia has naturally seen the work that makes people shout "I don't want to be friends with Tinker Bell, I just want that pocket" that makes people wonder if the pocket is its essence. So Xiao Lori kept a calm expression and prepared to start: "So, please first?"

The map is full of dangers, but also the business opportunities are endless, and all kinds of egg-wrenching emergencies can be enough to make people fall from heaven to hell, and of course, it can also work because of it. On a stone that was temporarily used as a table, countless means such as swords, swords, shadows, power and money trading, stock market manipulation, and framing are presented in a dazzling density, and a miniature version of Genesis is staged here. The two players use all their might, attacking each other mercilessly like two life-and-death warriors in an ancient gladiatorial arena until one of them falls.

If I don't want to say it, can you imagine that this shows a skillful and sophisticated approach that makes the confrontation fierce, like a pair of professional gamers, and one of the two sides of the game is a mascot miniature black dragon?

In the end, it was Alicia who won the victory. The miniature version of the black dragon looked at the empty vault in front of him, his eyes full of unwillingness.

"One more plate!" the black dragon was unconvinced.

"But you've already tried it for free. I'm a priced item, not a swing in the park. ”

“...... Not. Sure enough, at the mention of money, the black dragon hesitated. On the one hand, his precious collection, and on the other hand, the shame of losing the game (as a noble dragon he lost to humans), he suddenly fell into a dilemma. However, the glory of the dragon clan was calling to him at this time, and his blood couldn't help but boil. So after a while, the black dragon raised his head and said firmly:

"I'm not interested in games, games, or whatever!

But Alicia still had a professional smile: "It's okay, since you don't like this game, let's take a look at it again." Rest assured, we have a lot of different items here, and there is always one that will satisfy you. ”,

Then little Lori put Genesis - okay with my own respect, put away Monopoly, and took out another set of games in the black dragon's wink-and-reluctant eyes.

This time it's flying chess......

"I'm sorry, I took it wrong. Little Lori embarrassed to put away the old antique that even the current schoolchildren could no longer play with - Conan could testify.

Alicia paved a field for the boss this time.

On that small flat stone, the loud military horn and the earth-shattering war drum were inspiring. Knights in glittering armor bravely charged at the oncoming bloodthirsty monsters, archer arrows obscured the sky, warrior phalanxes sparkled with force, and heavy but powerful war machines sowed frenzy and death with their cacophony of cacophony. Great heroes roam the battlefield on bizarre mounts, changing the tide of battle and trying to lead their armies to ultimate victory...... It's all so imposing that you can't help but feel like you're there.

Elysia customizes the Prevalescent Warhammer from the exchange system. There is no need to go through the manual, and there is no tedious manual operation, all models will automatically move, fight, and exit the map according to the player's will. This makes it more present and has higher requirements for the overall situation.

The black dragon was defeated again without any suspense, and these big guys prefer to play a thousand horses rather than command battles.

After two times, Alicia could clearly see the mini-dragon on the other side, and his face turned from black to green.

For the third time, as requested by the Black Dragon, Alicia did not choose any game that required special brain effort. This time, there is a stone table that can be seen everywhere on the street, anyone can play, and no matter how good the technique is, it can't compare to good luck-

Playing card!

The two who were competing for the upper reaches played for a while, and the QQ on the notebook in the little Lori bracelet rang.

"It's rude. Alicia nodded at the black dragon, turned to the side and took out the notebook, "Isn't it, it's time to urge the manuscript now?

I don't know why I was coding words and suddenly I was full of cows......

After finishing her work, Little Lori put her notebook back and sat up straight, intending to continue.

Then she didn't play her card, but saluted the black dragon. The latter looked at her as well.

An eerie silence.

“......”

“......”

"Can you take back the cards you stuffed under the waste pile?"

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"Okay, what the hell are you here for, right?" asked the black dragon, who had returned to his original state but had completely lost his temper, as he watched Lori clean up the big pile of games in frustration and reluctance.

"I said I was here to sell. ”

"I suddenly realized that it was my usual dinner time. ”

“...... I'm here to ask for your help in dealing with the demons, and there's a portal for the demons nearby. ”

The black dragon straightened up and said solemnly, "Are you kidding?"

[Feelings, he doesn't know that there is a demon appearing? 】

Alicia briefly explained the situation and told them of her plans to form a coalition. Then little Lori officially invited the black dragon to join.

"If it's not good, I won't join. As expected, the black dragon spoke.

"I can give you those games I just played. How?"

"Deal!" the black dragon agreed.

So this undisciplined belly black Lori tricked a dragon to help with just a few games. Countless heads and brains of various forces in history who have spent huge sums of money and treasures to ask for the help of the dragon are crying without tears at this time.

"Meet me, my name is Alicia Harris. Little Lori looked up at the huge Black Dragon Dao, "Also, when you return to the camp, can you keep the miniaturized appearance just now? ”

"That is too intimidating, and it detracts from the dragon's majesty. The black dragon vetoed, "But this figure does occupy a little bit of the field." Well, how about I transform into a human form?"

"It couldn't be better. ”

Well, you all know the no-discipline style of this book. So when a black dragon turns into a little Lori wearing a pure black gothic costume with a long straight black height just the same as the protagonist of this book, you should also have a calm expression, right?

"My name is Akarante. Remember it for me, human!"

Alicia looked at the very godlike but certainly not-looking Lori in front of her in embarrassment, and looked at the sky speechlessly.

[People are all mercury lamps, and you're a black cat all over the place!!]

So Lori will always be the most powerful creature in the world......