Chapter 20: The Jade Emperor Shows His Skills
Since that day, the Jade Emperor talked about Fan Tong's joint assassination of him, and there have been fewer words, either staying quietly "thinking about life", or getting up and staring at the beloved chrysanthemum!
Fan Qiqi felt that the story of the Jade Emperor was not finished, and his story must be very long.
Looking at the chains that passed through his chest and the chest that stained his red and bloody clothes, Fan Qiqi felt unspeakable in his heart!
The days in the cell are still difficult, practicing internal skills is the only way for Fan Qiqi to pass the time, the blood spirit jade pendant, Fan Qiqi still put it up first, and did not continue to wear it on his chest!
Half a year has passed since the boring days of dripping water through stones, Fan Qi's fat has grown taller again, he is fifteen years old this year, and he has also reached the age of his first love, but who are you looking for to fall in love?
In his own world, there is only one handsome old man!
No matter how handsome you are, you can't lift that energy! Love needs gender!
You inhuman beast!
Fan Qiqi ate his fill, soaked his urine in the toilet in the corner, and saw that the Jade Emperor also put down the dishes and chopsticks, and asked casually: "Old man, have you ever been in love?"
"Grandpa, of course I've been in love!" The Jade Emperor gave Fan Qiqi a roll of his eyes!
"Then how many people have you loved in your life?" Fan Qiyan sat on the bed and shook Erlang's legs, asking boring and interesting questions!
"I haven't loved anyone! Everyone else loves me, so it's a kind of love!"
"I haven't loved it, won't you? Your heart won't be made of stone, right, you don't want to see a beautiful woman?"
"You kid, why don't you look like a fourteen-year-old child, looking at your swinging appearance, you seem to have a lot of experience?"
"Go! This son is fifteen years old this year, and he can't know how to count, and the chrysanthemum has failed again!"
"It's only fifteen years old, and the deity is far beyond you I don't know how many rounds!"
"How many rounds? Yes, old man, I don't know how old you are this year, you are Fan Tong's master, he is fifty-eight this year, why do you have seventy or eighty, but I don't think you look like it!"
Fan Qiqi jumped up, came to the Jade Emperor, looked left and right, and smiled like appreciating goods: "Tut-tut, old fresh meat, old fresh meat......"
"Roll out of the way...... Jade Emperor's long sleeves flicked, and Fan Qiqi was pushed back three or five steps by a force!
Fan Qifei didn't care, this old man was unfathomable, even if he slapped himself out, it would not be unusual! But, hehehe, it would be better to be able to get out of the cell, the province is living a dark life here, and he wants to die!
"The deity is twenty out of ninety this year!"
Brother Jade Emperor spoke, he said he was ninety-two years old!
"Oh my God, tsk, the real old fresh meat, I remember that I seem to have seen an old monk who is about ninety years old, the wrinkles are like a mess of mud, you are so good, your hair is a little gray, there are some vicissitudes on your face, you can hardly see any wrinkles at the age of ninety-two, it's amazing, how to maintain it!
"Get out, there's no big brother here! I talk with a sao smell, don't talk to me, it's very uncomfortable to talk to you!"
The eldest brother of the Jade Emperor pursed his lips, turned his head to the side, and closed his eyes to recuperate!
Come on, is Seventh Brother so unbearable?
However, Fan Qiqi still grinned, this old man has changed!
It seems to be a bit humane! It's not the high-flying Jade Emperor brother!
The cell door was opened, and You Da opened his sexy thick lips: "Come out, your father has come to see you!"
Fan Qiqi was stunned for a moment, then got up according to his words, and muttered in his heart: "Lao Tzu has no father!
Fan Tong, who was sitting at the table outside, hadn't changed much, and his eyebrows were still so eye-catching!
You Da brought Fan Qiqi over, revealing his red lips and smiling at Fan Qiqi, Fan Qiqi couldn't help but take half a step back, watching You Da leave, Fan Qiqi breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Fan Tong with a big grin!
I don't know why, no matter how powerful my father is, now, we just aren't afraid of him!
Fan Tong smiled and said, "Seven fat, how are you doing?"
"Okay! Okay, very good! The most important thing in this paradise on earth is to be pure, and the province will pay attention to the rights and wrongs of the world!" Fan Qiqi pinched his nose, his head was held high, and he looked at the roof of the cell intentionally or unintentionally, the soil was matched with stones, and it looked very sturdy, and he seemed to be unable to escape!
"You really don't want to go out, you don't want your mother?"
This sentence touched Fan Qi's heart, staring at Fan Tong, his face gloomy: "How is my mother?"
"Whether your mother is good or not depends on you!" Fan Tong tapped his fingers on the table and looked at Fan Qiqi indifferently!
"What do you mean?"
"You've gotten along well with that person lately, haven't you? You've gained that person's trust?" Fan Tong put his elbows on the table and leaned towards Fan Qiqi: "As long as you teach me the Mercy Palm, I guarantee that your mother will not die, if you can learn that person's magnificent skills, and then teach them to me, or if you get his secret book to me, I will guarantee what your mother and son want, what do you think?"
"I can only promise to teach you the Palm of Mercy, you can restrict his freedom, I hope my mother still lives in the Fan family as before, in exchange, I can try to help you pry out of his mouth what amazing feats, success or not, it all depends on the will of God, this is my bottom line!"
Fan Tong frowned, got up and paced, and after half a sound: "Okay! I believe that your cleverness and tongue can turn that person's mind upside down, I can't do anything about him all these years, it's all up to you, Qifat! Dad believes in you! In the future, you and my father and son will share the glory!"
What Fan Tong said was very tempting, and in the end, he smiled and wanted to pat Fan Qiqi on the shoulder, but Fan Qiqi avoided it!
"However, I need to be full of wine and meat, don't put oil on his mouth, and fill his brain with alcohol, how can I help you set that miraculous feat!" Fan Qiqi got up lazily and glanced at Fan Tong!
Fan Tong raised his eyebrows: "You kid speaks, it seems to be so reasonable every time, I can't think of it, haha!"
"No problem! In exchange, we can start learning the Palm of Compassion, right?"
Half an hour later, Fan Tong actually comprehended the essentials of the Mercy Palm, although the moves were not very proficient, but compared with Fan Qiqi's original martial arts, one in the sky and one in the ground!
Fan Tong laughed, and shouted as he left: "You Da! They have enough wine and meat every day!"
You Da responded, appeared beside Fan Qifat, looked Fan Qifat up and down, and grinned with red lips: "Boy, I'm getting more and more interested in you!"
Fan Qi's body tightened instantly, his face was ugly, and he walked towards the cell without saying a word.
Too lazy to pay attention to you pervert!
I only heard You Da come again: "I can actually let Fan Tong loosen his mouth to prepare wine and meat for you, yes, a little capable, wait for me! I will personally send you wine and meat for you!"
From now on, it's free!
"Beautiful flowers outside the window...... On the ground, the wine on the ground is fragrant! into the meat in my mouth...... Meat! No matter how bad it is, haha...... Good poetry, good poetry......"
Fan Qifat's face was slightly red, and he came out with a leisurely poetic feeling! Sitting on the ground with the Jade Emperor, there were many delicious wines and delicacies in front of him, Fan Qiqi had not eaten such fragrant delicacy for more than a year, and the Jade Emperor, the old handsome man, had been fifteen years.
An old man and a young man, a pair of hungry and thirsty hungry men, in less than five minutes, dozens of dishes have entered the stomachs of the two, and they still look dissatisfied!
"You don't ...... this poem Not bad, but poetic...... Poetry is purely to spoil others, what is it...... Call the meat into your mouth, and no matter how bad it tastes, others will eat the meat you have eaten?"
The Jade Emperor's face was flushed and he hiccuped: "Huh...... I'll do a song, you see my ...... The vicissitudes of life...... Dream, a dream of old age, although old...... Although the old ambition is not yet young, it is comparable to the young people!...... How's that, boy?"
"You, you, have lived for ninety-two years, and you have lived to be a dog, and you have done evil, and you are old, and you want that ...... What's that ambition...... What's the use...... Can you eat it as a meal, or can it be drunk as a drink......"
"That's better than yours, your poetry...... It's like...... It's like this chewed meat, it doesn't taste like it, and others listen to it...... I can't take it anymore......"
The Jade Emperor picked up a bone and stretched it out in front of Fan Qiqi and motioned to show him.
Fan Qiqi's right hand was dazed and instinctively raised his hand to block, and as soon as the Jade Emperor's chopsticks were loosened, the bones flew to the extremely thick red lips that had just entered the door to deliver the food!
The bones stood horizontally on the delicate red lips, and You Da, who was holding the wine and food, was stunned for a moment, the red lips moved slightly, and the bones fell!
Fan Qiqi looked at You Da with a smile: "Hug, hug, hug...... It's not a hug...... Sorry...... Sorry ......"
"I'm swimming someone, kindly bringing you wine and food, do you really think I'm a guy in the restaurant?" You Da looked displeased, the green tendons in his hands burst out, and the tray pushed between the two, panning like a sharp sword, and smashed it against the shoulders of the two!
When Fan Qiqi saw it, a sober look flashed in his eyes, and his figure hurriedly retreated, but it was too late!
Isn't your uncle's just going to eat the bones? As for it, it's stingy! The heart and eyes are not as good as your red lips, and the red lips are so generous and square, be careful, dead red lips, perverted!
Just when Fan Qi's mind was turning, he suddenly saw that the tray had been firmly held in the hands of the Jade Emperor, and the wine and food on the tray did not move at all, so casual and relaxed!
The Jade Emperor poured himself a sip of wine, and didn't even look at You Da: "Let's go, I'm not something you can tempt!"
"Hehe, I like to see your depth!"
You Da sneered, stomped under his feet, the thatch in the sky flew up, and fine broken soil fell on the roof of the cell, and his eyes were confused!
"It's ridiculous, how can Fan Tong be jealous of you, I don't think it's useful!"
As he spoke, You Da's palms carried a thousand catties of strength, and he roared with pieces of thatch to the Jade Emperor's chest!
The Jade Emperor's feet changed, and the figure came behind You Da, and said with a smile: "The slap is ruthless, you can't hit anyone, boy!
"Fart, Lao Tzu's jack palm is not something you thin old man can eat, don't run if you have the ability!"
As You Da spoke, he made another move, still empty, five or six moves in a row, only to feel that the figure of the old man of the Jade Emperor was all in front of him, fluctuating, still unable to touch the corners of the other party's clothes, and the sound of clanging chains was irritating in his ears!
You Da was shocked in his heart, knowing that this old man was not simple, and he had miscalculated, but he stopped doing it, and his face fell to the ground, and he would be embarrassed if he knew it in the future!
Now I can't even touch the corners of my clothes, how can I fight, just when You Da was in a dilemma, he was grabbed by someone when he landed in the middle of his chest, and he was horrified in his heart, and his true qi in his whole body couldn't work, and he couldn't lift his strength.
Then You Da felt that his body flew out, and with a "clang", the iron door of the cell was directly knocked open by You Da's body, and it fell outside the cell with a "bang"!
You Da vomited blood, hurriedly looked up, and saw a face appear in front of him, looking at himself with a smile, just like a fairy looking at a mortal: "I'm deep or shallow!"
At this time, this leisurely voice sounded like a devil in You Da's ears, and You Da trembled with big red lips and said: "The predecessors are unfathomable, the predecessors are unfathomable......"
You Da's eyes flickered, the old man was gone, You Da turned his head, and saw the figure sitting in the cell, a touch of jealousy flashed, and he left silently!
Fan Qili smiled and clapped his hands!
"Senior, amazing! This body, this posture, tsk, tsk, rare in the world!" Fan Qiqi got up and praised sincerely!
"How can you call it a senior, don't call it an old man, when you see the strength of the deity, you will respect it, and you will start to make sycophants, I don't want to eat this set!" The Jade Emperor recovered his drunkenness, squinted his eyes and glanced at Fan Qiqi, and smiled slightly!
"What are you talking about, senior, respect is from the heart, I call you the old man respectful and kind, although I used to shoot Fan Tong's sycophants to live, I am casual in nature, but I don't want to be constrained by any courtesy, to deliberately respect others!" Fan Qiqi held his hands on the ground, moved to the front of the tray, grabbed a chicken leg and ate it in a big bite!
"Hmm...... It makes sense!" the Jade Emperor thought about it.
The Jade Emperor asked again, "What is Fan Tong looking for you to do today?"
Fan Qiqi was chewing chicken legs and instinctively stopped: "Fan Tong asked me to set you up." Then he swallowed the chicken leg in his mouth and said again: "Good wine and good meat, I stunned you, let me use my three-inch tongue to fool you and cripple, set out your magnificent feats, and then hand them over to him!"
Fan Qiqi looked at the Jade Emperor's face after speaking, and there was no surprise!
Fan Qiqi confessed that he didn't hide anything.
"Well, thank you for being so frank, and it's not in vain that you and I are here to get together!" the Jade Emperor had a smile on his face, and his eyes were relieved!
"Come, drink, today you and I, old and young, don't get drunk and don't return!"
"Old man, if you don't get drunk, you won't return!" Fan Qiqi returned to his lazy and casual state.
The next day, Fan Qifei was still asleep, and he was pulled up by the Jade Emperor!
"Old man, what are you doing? The chickens haven't gotten up yet, can't you let me sleep more?"
"Get up and practice!"
"What kind of exercises? Yesterday I drank too much and rested for a day, can't you?"
"Don't you want to learn the miracle of the world?"
Fan Qi's eyes were completely sleepy, just like seeing beautiful women like clouds, all of them charming and enchanting, and his spirit was instantly shocked: "Senior, are you really willing to teach me?"
The Jade Emperor laughed, turned around and sat on his grass bed, and Fan Qi followed him!
"My set of miraculous skills is called Rejuvenation Duel!" The Jade Emperor's faint words were full of pride in this set of miraculous skills!